December 2003 - cypherpunks-legacy

Seed to clone himself, one way or another [CNN]
by Jim Choate 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Hi, It seems that scientist in general may soon be forced to roam from country to country to practice their work. Shades of Neuromancer. I am more and more convinced that Gibson's book, and it's social commentary, is right on the mark. Forwarded message: > X-within-URL: http://www.cnn.com/TECH/science/9809/07/clone.seed.ap/ > CHICAGO PHYSICIST SAYS HE'LL CLONE HIMSELF WITH WIFE'S HELP > > Dr. Richard Seed Richard Seed September 7, 1998 > Web posted at: 3:50 a.m. EDT (0750 GMT) > > BOSTON (AP) -- A physicist with three Harvard degrees but no medical > license said he is ready to begin the first step toward immortality: > he will clone himself. [text deleted] > Seed said his wife, Gloria, has agreed to carry an embryo that would > be created by combining the nucleus of one of his cells with a donor > egg, the newspaper said. [text deleted] > The Chicago scientist has three Harvard degrees, including a Ph.D., > but no medical degree, no money and no institutional backing. He has > vowed to produce a pregnancy with a human clone within 2 1/2 years. [text deleted] > Two states, California and Michigan, have outlawed human cloning and > dozens of other states are considering bans. > > A five-year moratorium on cloning is apparently being observed by > mainstream scientists, but Congress has failed to act on legislation > to outlaw the procedure. > > Seed has said that if Congress bans cloning, he will move his > operation to Tijuana, Mexico. [text deleted] ____________________________________________________________________ The seeker is a finder. Ancient Persian Proverb The Armadillo Group ,::////;::-. James Choate Austin, Tx /:'///// ``::>/|/ ravage(a)ssz.com www.ssz.com .', |||| `/( e\ 512-451-7087 -====~~mm-'`-```-mm --'- --------------------------------------------------------------------

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Government Regulation & Scienctific Research
by Jim Choate 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Hi, Because of the changes in national governments and their increasing desire to regulate their citizenry and their economies according to flawed economic and social dogma we will see the following: - primary research will still occur in the 1st world countries where the interest, money, and infrastructure can support it. - practical applications of this technology will be developed in the 3rd world countries where the destabalizing impact of technology won't hurt as much because the central government infrastructure doesn't exist. - it will become harder and harder for individuals with intellectual capital to express their rights within these 1st world enclaves. In particular, leaving the country. Perhaps it will get so bad that we'll see a return to the Soviet style of sports competition (ie KGB stoolies following all the athletes around). What will be the end result? We'll see bastions of 1st world culture surrounded by a sea of balkan areas that are 'governed' by economic and cultural ethos alone. As this process proceeds it will erode the stability of the 1st world countries and cause their break-up into small independant balkans. The results of this will be: - there will be a slow down in basic research in about 50 years because there won't be any large infrastructures that can support basic research. Hopefuly the balkans will find a way to cooperate in an economic and technological manner. If so the roll of technology will resume, albeit potentialy at a slower rate. - small balkans will band together for periods of time to explore research and develop the base understanding. it'll end up being sort of like a MCC or Sematech at the political level. One aspect that does worry me is that as technology speads the cultures around the world homogenize. This could have a negative impact on the balkanization because the motive to go from here to there won't be relevant because there will be here. It may turn out that xenophobic cultures like the Talibans and Chinese may actualy help in the long run because of their unwillingness to compromise their world views. ____________________________________________________________________ The seeker is a finder. Ancient Persian Proverb The Armadillo Group ,::////;::-. James Choate Austin, Tx /:'///// ``::>/|/ ravage(a)ssz.com www.ssz.com .', |||| `/( e\ 512-451-7087 -====~~mm-'`-```-mm --'- --------------------------------------------------------------------

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Tesla's Secrets
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

DoD's latest standard for protection against electromagnetic effects, MIL-STD-464, "Electromagnetic Environmental Effects -- Requirements for Systems," provides a bare 17 pages of dry prescriptions for the official standard, then 90 astonishing pages of ways the standard is to be applied in addressing unexpected EM misfortunes, like ordance spontaneously exploding, planes crashing, ships out of control, radar meltdown, personnel fried, and so on. http://jya.com/mil-std-464.htm (346K plus images) What comes out of this critical "anecdotal" material, not yet subject to precise standardization, is what Tesla learned early this century: the dreadful power of accumulated, boosted EM caused by unexpected interaction of human electronic inventions and natural EM forces. Such as some speculate brought down TWA 800. What also comes out is that each unit of every major weapons system, theirs and ours (and civilian devices) can be identified by its unique EM "fingerprint" -- nuclear sub, B1B, F117, AF One, your family Sports-ute, your chattering computer, cellphone and pager. As if anyone except the NSA can siphon and sort through them all, the compromising emanations are Out There awaiting receivers of secret messages unintentionally sent. A loud and clear message is that electronification of culture is causing a build-up of powerful latent lightning looking for a ground to blast, a sub to sink, a bomber to shatter. Be prepared for a technological attack, to be blamed on terrorists, but really caused by the expected EM effects Tesla warned about.

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"info on spooks"
by Xena - Warrior Princess 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > > Maybe *you* can help, Mighty Oracle. > > ---------- Forwarded message ---------- > Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1998 20:19:26 EDT > From: XxxxXxxx(a)aol.com > To: cypherpunks(a)toad.com > Subject: tell me > > hola and good tidings > send some info on spooks please > i will be grateful > And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } } In a way, you have come to the right place, Supplicant. Some of my best } friends are spooks. Generally, they like to be known as "The Intangible } Ones", but that's a bit of pretentiousness on their parts. "Ghoul", } "ghost", "spirit", and "weird white smudge on film" all are appropriate } names. } Some of their favorite haunts, if you will, tend to be different than } what current culture dictates. For example, spooks will not hang out in } old houses. Too many cobwebs, bugs, and general naughtiness. Spooks are } very sensitive creatures, and prefer to relax in libraries, arboretums, } Newt Gingrich's bedroom -- places where nothing ever happens. } There's not much else to spooks, dear Supplicant. They're really quite } nice and friendly, and I recommend you make them a big steak dinner every } once in a while. Leave it out on the table, and make sure you tell me } your address so I can come by... er, so I can notify the spooks. } } You owe the Oracle some new potatoes to go with that steak. }

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IP: ISPI Clips 4.21:New Up-Scale Home Designs Reflect PrivacyConcerns
by Robert Hettinga 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

--- begin forwarded text Delivered-To: ignition-point(a)majordomo.pobox.com From: "ama-gi ISPI" <offshore(a)email.msn.com> To: <Undisclosed.Recipients(a)majordomo.pobox.com> Subject: IP: ISPI Clips 4.21:New Up-Scale Home Designs Reflect Privacy Concerns Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1998 00:35:26 -0700 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.3110.3 Sender: owner-ignition-point(a)majordomo.pobox.com Precedence: list Reply-To: "ama-gi ISPI" <offshore(a)email.msn.com> ISPI Clips 4.21: New Up-Scale Home Designs Reflect Privacy Concerns News & Info from the Institute for the Study of Privacy Issues (ISPI) Monday September 7, 1998 ISPI4Privacy(a)ama-gi.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This From: The Washington Post, Saturday, September 5, 1998; Page E03 http://www.washingtonpost.com The Neo-Fortress Home: Can the Concept Be Defended? http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/WPlate/1998-09/05/070l-090598-idx.html By Roger K. Lewis "A House for the New Millennium" was the headline on a recent Wall Street Journal article about residential design trends. It should have read, "A House for the New Millionaires," or perhaps, "A House for Fearful Millionaires." With a full-color, bird's-eye view illustration and a tabulation of what's in and what's out, writer June Fletcher predicts that homes of the future will "look more like medieval fortresses than futuristic bubbles." Picture what Fletcher calls the Neo-Fortress Movement: towers and turrets; walled yards; locked gates; and tall, narrow windows. And most of the examples she cites have fortress-like price tags. At the low end were subdivision houses in Arizona ranging from $382,000 to $639,000. More typical were $950,000 homes in California; $1 million homes in Kentucky and Pennsylvania; a 10,000-square-foot, $3.3 million spec home in New Jersey; and a 14,000-square-foot, $8 million home in Florida. "The neo-fortress style reflects end-of-the-century anxieties about privacy and security," according to the article, along with diminishing home owner interest in the "showy houses of the '80s, with their soaring ceilings, open floor plans and huge windows that invite passersby to peer in and check out the furniture." On the article's "out" list: Palladian windows, Greek columns, grand entries, two-story plans, big lawns, common areas, great rooms and computer nooks in kitchens. On the "in" list: motor courts, walled courtyards, single-story plans, numerous defined rooms, 10-foot ceilings, two home offices and turrets. Turrets, California architect Barry Berkus told the Journal, "connote fortification and strength." Indeed, Berkus suggests that people are attracted to turrets because they evoke lonely, romantic symbols such as lighthouses and silos. By the time I reached the end of the article, I was wondering what the average American homeowner or home buyer might make of all this, not to mention architects and builders who create houses that buck or ignore this fortification trend. In 2001, would those of us whose homes sport large windows, vaulted ceilings and lack medievally inspired towers feel vulnerable and defenseless as well as out of fashion? There is nothing intrinsically wrong, either aesthetically or functionally, with most of the trendy features mentioned in the article. Walled-in courtyards, towers and narrow windows have been around for thousands of years. Constructing homes with discrete, functionally differentiated rooms is an established tradition. In most cultures, visually separating spaces for private, domestic use from public spaces is a standard and desirable practice. But these design elements and strategies for shaping a house should be employed when they fit the circumstances and context pertaining to the house, its location and site, its occupants and its occupants' budget. Thus the courtyard house, which evolved as the dominant residential building type in ancient Mediterranean, African, southern European and Asian cultures, is well suited for mild climates where inhabitants can spend much of the year outdoors in the courtyard, and where they don't have to cope with snow and ice -- places such as Florida, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California. But courtyard houses usually make little sense in New England, upstate New York, Appalachia, the upper Midwest or the foothills of the Rockies. One-level courtyard homes fit poorly on sites that aren't reasonably flat or on tight, awkwardly shaped lots. Given their introverted nature, they are rarely the logical choice for lots with dramatic views. Generally, the one-level courtyard house configuration is among the more expensive ways to build a home. It is much less compact than other building types, especially the two- or three-story, cubicly shaped house with basement and attic. It entails more roof area and perimeter wall surface to enclose a given amount of interior space, resulting in not only increased construction costs but also increased heating, cooling and maintenance costs. Some could read the Wall Street Journal article and mistakenly infer that the neo-fortress style may be perfectly okay for anyone, anywhere. Clearly it is not. But there's something more disturbing than the potential for readers to draw incorrect inferences about architectural styling. The report implies that Americans' perceptions, attitudes and behavior are increasingly shaped by security concerns. Segregation and isolation, not integration and connection, seem to preoccupy more and more citizens who want to live not only in gated communities, but also in gated homes. Referring to the $8 million home in Florida with a pair of turrets, Fletcher reports that the turret near the garage houses a platform accessed by a circular stair and a fireman's pole. "The client," noted the builder, "thought it would be great for his grandchildren to be able to shoot their BB guns out the window, then slide down the pole." Before arriving at this Florida bastion, perhaps visitors should know more about the prospective BB gun targets as well as the rest of the home arsenal -- what about crossbows and boiling oil? The $1 million builder's house in Kentucky encompasses 10,000 square feet and has a three-story, outdoor media room, according to Fletcher, including a shower, hot tub, fireplace, gazebo with built-in television and kitchenette, bar, small pool and waterfall. The owners boast that, when fireworks are flying in distant Cincinnati, they can sit in their outdoor media room and watch the fireworks live and on television at the same time, experiencing the real and the virtual simultaneously. Could this be the ultimate suburban house, a house connected only electronically to the rest of the world, a house you never would have to leave? Courtyard homes can be wonderful in their place, their virtues being spatial amenity, not defendability. They should be built not to escape the communal world outside, but rather to heighten enjoyment of the familial world inside. As for turrets, man's home may be his castle, but it doesn't have to look like one. © Copyright 1998 The Washington Post Company --------------------------------NOTICE:------------------------------ ISPI Clips are news & opinion articles on privacy issues from all points of view; they are clipped from local, national and international newspapers, journals and magazines, etc. Inclusion as an ISPI Clip does not necessarily reflect an endorsement of the content or opinion by ISPI. In compliance with Title 17 U.S.C. section 107, this material is distributed free without profit or payment for non-profit research and educational purposes only. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ISPI Clips is a FREE e-mail service from the "Institute for the Study of Privacy Issues" (ISPI). 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Man arrested while screwing Pumpkin/Couple caught screwing in monkey cage
by STUFFED NEWS DAILY 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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clinton digital signing
by Vladimir Z. Nuri 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

------- Forwarded Message Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1998 01:04:12 +1200 To: snetnews(a)world.std.com From: "ScanThisNews" <mcdonalds(a)airnet.net> (by way of jeremy.compton(a)stonebow.otago.ac.nz (Jeremy Compton)) Subject: SNET: [FP] FW: Clinton "Useless" w/o Pen: Uses SmartCard Encrption - -> SNETNEWS Mailing List [Forwarded message] Clinton "Useless" w/o Pen: Uses SmartCard Encrption Source: Fox News - AP http://www.foxnews.com/js_index.sml?content=/news/wires2/ WHITE HOUSE NOTEBOOK: Clinton feels 'utterly useless' without his pen 6.33 p.m. ET (2233 GMT) September 4, 1998 By Shawn Pogatchnik, Associated Press DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) What's the point of being president if you can't use your pen? Seated at matching laptops, President Clinton and Irish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern used "smart cards,'' personalized codes and digital readers Friday to electronically affix their signatures to an electronic commerce agreement. Clinton joked that he missed the old-fashioned way of approving deals. "Do you have any idea how much time I spend every day signing my name? I'm going to feel utterly useless if I can't do that anymore,'' he said. He also offered this insight on being president: "You know, by the time you become the leader of a country, someone else makes all the decisions. You just sign your name. "You may find you can get away with virtual presidents, virtual prime ministers, virtual everything. You know, just stick a little card in and get the predictable response.'' <snip part about Clinton's golf game> © 1998 Associated Press. All rights reserved. - ----------------------- NOTE: In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. section 107, this material is distributed without profit or payment to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving this information for non-profit research and educational purposes only. For more information go to: http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/107.shtml - ----------------------- - -----Original Message----- From: believer(a)telepath.com [mailto:believer@telepath.com] Sent: Saturday, September 05, 1998 6:09 PM To: believer(a)telepath.com Subject: Clinton "Useless" w/o Pen: Uses SmartCard Encrption - -> Send "subscribe snetnews " to majordomo(a)world.std.com - -> Posted by: "ScanThisNews" <mcdonalds(a)airnet.net> (by way of jeremy.compton(a)stonebow.otago.ac.nz (Jeremy Compton)) ------- End of Forwarded Message

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IP: Wired: "The Y2K Solution: Run for Your Life!!"
by Robert Hettinga 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

--- begin forwarded text Delivered-To: ignition-point(a)majordomo.pobox.com X-Sender: believer(a)telepath.com Date: Tue, 08 Sep 1998 18:38:07 -0500 To: believer(a)telepath.com From: believer(a)telepath.com Subject: IP: Wired: "The Y2K Solution: Run for Your Life!!" Mime-Version: 1.0 Sender: owner-ignition-point(a)majordomo.pobox.com Precedence: list Reply-To: believer(a)telepath.com Source: Wired http://www.wired.com/wired/6.08/y2k.html F E A T U R E|Issue 6.08 - August 1998 The Y2K Solution: Run for Your Life!! By Kevin Poulsen Scott Olmsted is dressed to do some serious debugging: comfortable khaki shorts, a T-shirt from a Visual Basic conference, and a visor from one of his Silicon Valley employers. But we're a long way from the land of cubicles and industrial parks. In fact, we're a long way from just about everything. Scott is debugging with a hammer, trying to remove a stubborn two-by-four from the wall of a mobile home plunked down in the high desert of Southern California. After banging away for a few minutes, he finally yanks the stud off the wall in a flurry of sawdust and splintered wood. It's a small victory, but it brings him one step closer to his own solution to the greatest computer glitch in history - the Year 2000 Bug. With more than 20 years of computer programming experience under his belt, Scott has decided that the only real fix for the Y2K problem may be to pack up and move to this patch of land 75 miles from his San Diego home. "In the next year or so," he predicts, "the most common cocktail party chatter will be, 'What are you doing to prepare for Y2K?' But by then, it will be too late." This is sagebrush country, the kind of place where you can hear your footsteps crunching in the gravel. But even here, 30 miles from the nearest interstate, a line of telephone poles runs along the dirt road and PacBell terminal boxes sprout from the ground alongside the cacti. While carpet installers work in the next room, Scott is planning for the day when it may all be useless. The property came with a freshwater well, and he'll soon have a solar panel for power. For protection against looters, he's about to purchase his first gun. "I've seen how fragile so many software systems are - how one bug can bring them down," he worries. The idea of hundreds, thousands, millions of bugs cascading all at once keeps him awake at night. His Y2K retreat is easy to spot. In an area where high security means a few strands of barbed wire clinging to a rusty pole, Scott's chain-link fence is shiny and new. The alarm-company sign that hangs from the fence would be more at home in Brentwood, and on the roof there's a DirecTV satellite dish pointed toward the sky. The shed outside his back door will hold nonperishable food. But with a programmer's methodical logic, Scott didn't rush out to buy a year's worth of dehydrated grub. First he sampled the fare from several distributors. One company sold a textured vegetable protein that was a bit more expensive, but it came in a variety of flavors: chicken, beef, and taco. "It was pretty good," Scott says, in the halting measured tones of someone who doesn't want come across as a wacko. "We were pleasantly surprised." So he splurged. What the hell, doomsday comes along only once in a lifetime. Throughout history, prophets and visionaries have spent their lives preparing for the end of the world. But this time veteran software programmers are blazing the millennial trail. The geeks have read the future, not in the Book of Revelation, but in a few million lines of computer code. By now, the source of their anxiety is well known. In the 1950s and 1960s, when the computer world was young and memory was expensive, programmers developed a convention for marking the passage of time. It's the same system most people use to date their checks: two digits for the day, two for the month, and two for the year. Dropping the "19" from the year was convenient, and it saved two bytes of precious RAM every time it was used. Those were days of innocence and optimism. Everyone knew what would happen if this little shortcut was still in use in AD 2000 - the two-digit year would roll over like the odometer on an old Chevy, and the computers would think they'd jumped 100 years into the past. Programmers knew it, and they warned their managers. Not to worry, was the usual reply. When the millennium finally rolls around, all this code will be ancient history. But the code stuck around. The old software worked fine in the postmainframe world, so nobody felt compelled to replace it. Instead, like Roman architects, they just built on top of it. The two-digit year became a standard, wired right into the heart of Cobol - the Common Business Oriented Language that still serves as the digital workhorse of commerce and industry. It also crept into the embedded microchips found in everything from VCRs to nuclear power plants. For years the Y2K bug sat quietly, remembered largely as an amusing textbook example of poor software design. But as 2000 drew near, the screwup became less amusing. In November 1996, the comp.software.year-2000 newsgroup was launched, creating a forum that would soon become ground zero for the Y2K survivalist movement. But at first, the charter was clear: Discussions would be limited to Y2K bug fixes, remediation strategies, and reports. Over the course of the next year, information poured into the newsgroup, and most of it was bad: The FAA was hopelessly behind schedule in patching air-traffic-control systems; Edward Yardeni, chief economist for Deutsche Morgan Grenfell Bank, laid odds that Y2K upheaval would trigger a recession; Ed Yourdon, a respected software guru and author of 25 computer books, predicted the collapse of the US government - not long after he packed up and moved to New Mexico. Optimism became a scarce commodity. Philosophical questions were raised: Do programmers have a moral duty to remain at their keyboards until the last moments of 1999, like captains on a sinking ship? Debates raged over social Darwinism and the ownership of wheat in grain elevators. The conversation moved on to the viability of dry dog food as emergency rations. Plans were made to begin converting equities into gold and buying land in remote parts of California, Arizona, and Oklahoma. January 1998 saw 250 cross-posts to misc.survivalism - up from an average of 30 a month in late 1997. Gradually, a new acronym entered the Internet lexicon: TEOTWAWKI, pronounced "tee-OH-tawa-kee." The End of the World as We Know It. The Internet's very own survival movement was born. Scott Olmsted has known about the Y2K bug since the 1980s, but he never gave it much thought until early 1997, when he received a snail-mail flyer from Gary North, a historian and early leader in the Y2K preparedness movement. After reading it, Scott remembers feeling a vague sense of dread. But as a rational guy and student of decision analysis - the science of logical decision making in the face of chronic uncertainty - he didn't jump to any conclusions. Instead, he went online to do some research. As he pored over Web sites and news clippings, Scott felt himself moving through the same psychological stages endured by people confronted with fatal illness: denial, fading into anger, leading to a deep depression that culminates in a sense of acceptance. "I'm still not 100 percent sure that the world's coming to an end," he admits. "But the idea that I may want to get out of town for a while is not such a long shot. It's enough to make me want to prepare." With the exception of his wife, most of the non-geeks closest to Scott think he's a little nuts. His half-brother, Clark Freeman, thought he was going overboard. But since then, Clark has come around a bit - he, too, is planning to stockpile some food in case things get rough. If his brother is taking Y2K so seriously, he figures there might well be something to it. "Scott has always been the level-headed one," Clark remembers. "The classic straightlaced nerd." "I've spoken with friends and relatives about this, and I've gotten nowhere," Scott sighs. Worse, some of the more intense Y2K survivalists also think he's crazy - or at least a bit naïve. After all, Scott plans to celebrate New Year's Eve at his home in the suburbs; the place in the desert will be there just in case things get rough. Then there's his fence - it has no perimeter alarms, and he isn't even trying to camouflage his location. But worst of all, his hideaway is only a half tank of gas away from Los Angeles - close enough to the big city that he could wake up one postapocalyptic morning to find hordes of Los Angelinos parked outside his desert redoubt. The hardcores believe it will happen like this: On January 1 (or shortly thereafter), the electricity grid will go dead. Groceries in America's refrigerators will go bad. Food distribution systems will crash and store shelves will go bare within days. Businesses will fail, either because they aren't Y2K compliant or because they are dependent on noncompliant customers and suppliers. As losses mount and companies go under, the stock market will plummet. Banks will calculate interest for negative 100 years. The government will stop issuing entitlement checks to gray-haired senior citizens when their age suddenly clicks back to -35. Panic will set in. Police dispatch systems will be crippled, and the only law will be the law of the jungle. Desperate citizens will abandon the cities to hunt for resources in rural areas. They'll come looking for the mad prophets - the Y2K survivalists - ready to plunder their food, their heat, and their communications links. They'll zero in on Scott and his conspicuous retreat like a pack of wolves on the scent of a kill. But they'd better stay away from Steve Watson's place. Steve Watson, a 45-year-old systems analyst, is still kicking himself for not preparing sooner. He didn't get going until early this year, and he worries that he still has a lot of adjusting to do. As he puts it, "I didn't even know how to tan a hide until a couple of months ago." If all goes according to plan, Steve will ring in the new year at a secure compound somewhere in southern Oklahoma. While the Pollyannas of the world watch Times Square on the tube, he'll be listening to the radio for early news of Y2K disaster. When the power goes black - perhaps at the stroke of midnight - he'll be ready with a small arsenal of guns. A generator will power his bunker indefinitely, but no light will escape to the outside - none of Steve's neighbors will even know that there is a survivalist in their midst. Eight months ago, if you'd told Steve that Y2K survivalism would become his obsession, he would have laughed in your face. Last year, he was a happy-go-lucky Y2K project analysis manager for DMR Consulting, a Canada-based computer consulting firm, just finishing up a big remediation project for a major American phone company. The effort was grueling - 10 writers, programmers, and analysts cleaning up 10 million of lines of Cobol code. But in the end it all worked out, and the phone company's billing system was declared ready for 2000. In that heady moment of self-congratulation, Bill Finch, one of Steve's coworkers, approached him with a thought. "Steve," he said, "don't you realize that everything stops if the power grid goes down?" Anxiety set in. The telephone company had poured substantial resources into its Y2K effort. Even then, Steve's project had been an odyssey plagued with countless unexpected glitches and snags. If the power utilities - with their Byzantine grid of thousands of generators and substations around the continent - weren't already well along in their efforts, then all the systems he'd dragged into Y2K compliance would be dead as doornails when the lights went out. That afternoon, Steve hit the Net, where he learned that the situation is far worse than he had imagined. The power grid relies on a sophisticated feedback mechanism: Remote terminal units report their power needs up the communications chain that controls the output of electricity generators. The entire network is riddled with embedded chips. Nuclear plants supply nearly 20 percent of the power in the grid, and none of them have been certified as Y2K compliant. Charles Siebenthal, head of the Year 2000 embedded systems project at the Electric Power Research Institute, says the industry is just beginning to look for potential Y2K failure points. Anecdotes from industry consultants suggest that if the year 2000 came today, every utility in the country would crash. "No electric plant or facility of any kind has been Y2K tested without some kind of impact," says David Hall, a senior consultant with the Cara Corporation. "There isn't enough time to fix everything. There will be some disruption. How long? How deep? We just don't know." Then there are ripple effects to consider. "There's not a single railroad switch in the country that's manual anymore," Steve says. "They're all computer controlled, and railroads deliver coal and fuel to power plants." Exit Steve Watson, bright-eyed optimist; enter the new Steve Watson, Y2K survivalist, rugged pioneer, and Renaissance man in training. Steve began spending six hours a day on the Internet, studying alternative power, construction techniques, and emergency medical procedures. Anything he couldn't find online, he ordered from local bookstores or Amazon.com. He'd never kept a gun in the house, but soon he had three: a 30-30 for deer hunting, a .22 for small game, and a 9-mm handgun for personal protection. Of course, the 9-mm is practically a popgun against looting mobs, so four M-16 assault rifles are also on the way. Finally, he pooled his money with Bill Finch, his DMR coworker, to buy 500 remote acres in Oklahoma. (Bill holds the public deed to the property, so his name has been changed in this article to keep the location secret.) In choosing the hideaway site and its size, Steve overengineered to account for family and friends - few of whom subscribe to his Y2K scenario. "Most people think I'm nuts. Even my kids think, Dad's going off the deep end." Steve's wife, Teresa, has been more supportive. She's no computer expert, but her Baptist faith tells her that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse could ride in with a global computer crash. Meanwhile, Steve is making plans for everyone else: close friends, family members, sisters-in-law, brothers-in-law - and their children, mothers, and fathers. Forty people in all. In 2000, they'll work together to till the soil and patrol the fence line. Steve's doomsday vision is the same as that of most Y2K radicals, but radicals can pop up in some pretty mainstream places - like the US Central Intelligence Agency, which is advising its agents abroad to keep cash on hand and stockpile extra blankets in preparation for New Year's Day 2000. The agency worries that bugs in the power networks and communications backbones of developing nations could cause outages that would jeopardize the safety and well-being of its agents. Millions of Americans have already gotten a small taste of critical system failure. When the onboard control system of the Galaxy IV communications satellite failed on Tuesday, May 19, 1998, the outage temporarily crippled US pager networks, several broadcast news operations, and even credit card verifications systems. Most of the disruptions were brief - technicians were able to switch to backup communications paths - but doctors who use pagers as a lifeline with patients and colleagues were forced to set up camp in hospitals and offices. The failure of one satellite threw a wrench into the mechanisms of modern life, perhaps providing a peek at what life may be like at the dawn of the new millennium. Or sooner. While the full brunt of the Y2K bug is reserved for AD 2000, some early problems are already developing. In 1996, Visa and MasterCard temporarily stopped issuing credit cards with an expiration date of 2000 after credit card verification terminals began choking on the "00." The gaffe led to customer complaints and a lawsuit filed by a suburban Detroit grocery store against its computer supplier, TEC America Inc. Since then, most verification systems have been upgraded, but Y2K is making its presence known in other areas. The Information Technology Association of America released a survey last March showing 44 percent of the US companies they polled have already experienced Y2K failures. Ninety-four percent of the respondents termed Y2K a "crisis." The GartnerGroup estimates that 180 billion lines of code need to be examined and that 20 to 30 percent of all firms worldwide have not yet started preparing for Y2K. Many of these are expected to suffer significant failures. In a series of studies issued over the last year, Gartner surveyed 15,000 companies in 87 countries to assess their Y2K readiness. The results weren't encouraging. Small companies rated lowest - for most, winning over new customers has taken priority over the Y2K problem. But midsize and large companies are lagging, too. Gartner then rated the overall Y2K efforts of industrialized nations on a scale of zero to five, where five is total compliance on all systems. The highest scorers on the scale, including the US, Canada, and Australia, rated somewhere between two and three - a score that suggests they have completed an inventory of Y2K vulnerabilities, but not yet developed a comprehensive remediation plan. The US may be at the front of the pack in the Y2K race, but that's small comfort to some legislators. Last March, the House Subcommittee on Government Management, Information, and Technology warned that 37 percent of the critical systems used by federal agencies will not be ready in time. Then in June, California Republican Stephen Horn, who heads the subcommittee, issued a scathing report card on the Clinton administration's Y2K progress. He gave the government an F. John Koskinen, head of the president's Year 2000 Conversion Council, complains that Horn is just a tough grader. "As a government, we're in a C+ to B range," he argues. Koskinen keeps a digital desktop clock that runs backward - on the day we spoke, the clock showed 609 days, 8 hours, 39 minutes, 16 seconds, and counting - but he generally refrains from calling the situation a crisis. Instead, he describes it as a "critical management challenge." He fully expects the federal government's critical systems to be ready on time, or even early. "Many companies, financial institutions, and federal agencies are still working on the problem," he says. "But most major organizations plan to have their solutions in place by the first quarter of next year." If the council is successful, Koskinen believes, Americans will confront little more than a few minor inconveniences when the year 2000 finally rolls around. "There's not enough information right now to indicate that stocking up on Coleman stoves and Sterno is an appropriate response," he says. And in the end, he predicts, "a lot of people won't notice." Koskinen has earned the respect of some Y2Kers by emphasizing the need for high-level planning in the event that some systems fail. But Y2K survivalists feel more comfortable with their own personal contingency plans, and a commercial infrastructure is already forming to support them. Walton Feed, an Idaho food distributor that sells products over the Net, is doing a brisk business in long-term supplies; the company attributes this to Y2K. And in Sully County, South Dakota, developer Russ Voorhees has attracted national publicity and hundreds of potential clients for his "Heritage Farms 2000" project - a Y2K survival community that's been on hold since June, when a local planning commission refused to grant the necessary building permits. For those who want to go it alone, there's a sense of adventurous fun in their preparations - the pride of self-sufficiency and an excuse to get away from the keyboard to earn some merit badges. But Y2K preparedness is not just a Boy Scout fetish, and it isn't always about getting away from it all. "If everybody moves to rural areas, they'll just take their problems with them," explains Paloma O'Riley, a red-haired, forty-something mother, wife, and computer expert. Paloma lives in the small town of Louisville, Colorado, just east of Boulder, and when she looks around her community she doesn't see potential looters - she sees neighbors. Her suburban hamlet has become a major landmark on the Y2K map as the world headquarters of The Cassandra Project, a grassroots Y2K preparedness organization that can perhaps best be described as a kind of Millennial Neighborhood Watch. Until last year, Paloma was a Y2K project manager at the Rover Group, a UK-based auto manufacturer, where her first responsibility was to identify all of the company's vulnerable systems and target them for patching. But her search didn't end with a couple of corporate mainframes. Inadvertently, Paloma opened up the Pandora's Box of Y2K: embedded systems. Embedded systems draw the Y2K bug-fixing task out of cyberspace and into the real world. There are lots of pea-brained microchips out there, nestled in everything from microwave ovens and automobiles, to power plants and oil refineries. Most don't care what the date is, but a small percentage of them do, and that made Paloma nervous. "I became concerned about just how prevalent embedded systems are," she recalls. "Several members of my family have medical problems, so when I started investigating I became very concerned about medical devices like defibrillators, physiological monitoring equipment, and the entire medical services infrastructure." When her contract came up for renewal in 1997, Rover asked Paloma to stay on in London to 2000. She declined - the thought of family and friends surrounded by noncompliant systems that might leave them cold, hungry, and without medical services was too much to ignore. Back in the States she began networking with other people who shared her concerns, and that's when she realized "we needed to put together an organization to address the issues and get information out to the public." Thus The Cassandra Project was born. In Greek mythology, Cassandra was a mortal woman courted by the god Apollo. To win her affections, Apollo gave her the gift of prophecy. Still, Cassandra rejected him, so the frustrated deity decreed that no one would ever believe her predictions. Paloma O'Riley gave a nod to Cassandra's fate when she chose the name for her Y2K preparedness group, but she is precisely the kind of mortal woman you'd want at your next PTA meeting - a firm believer in the notion that some good, old-fashioned community-building may keep the Y2K nightmare at bay. The Cassandra Project has helped spawn a dozen Y2K community preparedness groups around the country. It has a board of directors that includes several computer professionals and a Web site at millennia-bcs.com that lists a menu of articles discussing possible Y2K scenarios, ranging from minor annoyances to outright Y2Kaos. The site attracts more than 100,000 visitors a month. Between speaking engagements, Paloma spends her days organizing biweekly meetings with neighbors to discuss contingency plans, and lobbying the state government. "We've been working with the Cassandra group on a lot of their initiatives," says Steve McNally, staff director of the Colorado Information Management Commission. "They've talked to several legislators and the governor's office and brought some awareness of the issues to the table." For her part, Paloma and her family plan to stockpile a six-month supply of food. Her worst-case scenarios look much the same as those of the most hardcore, self-sufficient Y2K survivalists, but the bomb-shelter aspect is conspicuously missing. Paloma believes that people will pull together in times of turmoil. If calamity strikes and she is forced to draw the line, she's determined to do so in her own backyard. Even if Paloma's neighborly pragmatism sets her apart from the militia types and fundamentalist Christians who regularly contact The Cassandra Project, her efforts have brought her in contact with a thriving premillennial subculture. "People in other millennial movements, including Christian fundamentalism, point to Y2K as a sign of the times," says Philip Lamy, a professor of sociology and anthropology at Castleton College in Vermont. Lamy specializes in the study of secular millennialism, and he sees Y2K survivalism as a prime example of the genre. "Generally, millennial movements appear when a society or culture is going through a period of rapid cultural, economic, or technological change," he says. "The explosion of the Internet and the World Wide Web is fueling a lot of this now." Still, there are a few things that set the Y2Kers apart from the crowd. For one, the Y2K bug is not simply a matter of myth, superstition, or prophesy - it is a tangible problem hardwired into the fabric of our industrial society. In addition, the people who are taking Y2K most seriously are not laypeople or neophytes - they are specialized technicians who approach the situation with a sophisticated understanding of society's hidden machinery. But if heightened technical awareness alone could explain the apocalyptic conclusions drawn by the Y2K survivalists, then every well-informed computer geek would be moving to the desert - and that clearly isn't happening. With so many intertwined variables to consider, logic inevitably takes a back seat to subjective intuition - a personal sense of security that extends from the microcosm of a single computer program to the macrocosm of modern society. Ultimately it all comes down to faith. But this, too, sets the Y2K survivalists apart. True millennialism is rooted in faith - fundamentalist Christians may anticipate an apocalypse, but they optimistically expect it to be followed by 1,000 years of celestial rule. Y2K survivalism, on the other hand, doesn't concern itself with redemption. It is antimillennial - the polar opposite of techno-millennial movements like the Extropians who see technology as the stairway to a higher plane. (See "Meet the Extropians," Wired 2.10, page 102.) "All this suggests that you don't have to be a religious fanatic, a Christian fundamentalist, or a ufologist to believe that our world may be in trouble - that there's something serious afoot in our nation and our world," Lamy adds. "The Y2K problem is overlapping with other survivalist movements, and like them it shares a kind of a fatalistic vision of the future." Three weeks have passed since Scott Olmsted put the carpet installers to work in his retreat. The carpet is in now, and he's turned his attention to other details, like night-vision equipment - his property is on high ground, and with the right hardware he could scan most of the valley from his backyard. He's also thinking of getting laser eye surgery so that he won't be dependent on contact lenses after 2000. It never seems to end. "Once you take the first steps to prepare, you basically admit that this is big enough to do something about. And then you realize you should be doing more." Scott has turned his back on denial - the blind faith that allows people to live normal lives in the face of staggering complexity, risk, and uncertainty. Instead, he's chosen to acknowledge his own vulnerability. As he describes it, "I've always known that the economy is complex and that we live on the end of a long chain of ships, planes, and 18-wheelers." Scott sees how the Y2K bug could disrupt that chain, and like other resolute souls - environmental activists, antiabortion protesters, and corporate whistle-blowers to name a few - he, too, has been driven to act by the clarity and intensity of his vision. The rest of us may be content without quite so much awareness, but embracing the Bug has actually made Scott feel better. "I know one guy who started taking Prozac when his denial fell away," he says. "Taking action - doing something - really gets you out of that." Scott admits there isn't enough evidence to prove he's right. But, he insists, that's not the way to look at it. "There's not nearly enough evidence pointing the other way to make me abandon my preparations," he says. In a way, he's managed to optimize the Y2K problem - even if the new millennium dawns without incident, his efforts will have yielded a supply of inexpensive food, a new collection of practical skills, and a nice vacation home in the country. It's an eminently logical win-win, and Scott has taken comfort in that. "I'm not waiting until the ground is shaking to prepare for the Y2K earthquake," he muses. "I'm going to be ready for an 8.5. I may look foolish if it turns out to be minor, but that's OK. That's the nature of decisionmaking under uncertainty." Kevin Poulsen is a columnist for ZDTV.com . America Offline ( Inside the Great Blackout of '00 ) "Most of the nation's power systems must be compliant, or they all go down, region by region, in one gigantic, rolling blackout," warns Gary North, keeper of the oldest, most notorious Y2K doomsday site on the Web. If the lights go out at the dawn of the 21st century, North believes the failure will be permanent, because the computers that control the grid will be unfixable if there isn't power to run them. Thereafter, he argues, the blackout will trigger the collapse of civilization. The North American grid is vulnerable to simultaneous failures. Generating facilities in the US, Canada, and Mexico jointly move power through high-tension lines that distribute electricity through four regional interconnections. Within each region, if one facility goes offline, the others compensate to pick up the slack. But there's not much spare capacity built into the system; the North American Electric Reliability Council, a group that is drawing up a timetable of Y2K fixes for the Department of Energy, admits that if multiple generating facilities fail in one region, this "may result in stressing the electric system to the point of a cascading outage over a large area." This is how it could happen: A power station is equipped with safety systems that deactivate steam boilers if they aren't maintained frequently. Suppose maintenance was last performed in 1999, which an embedded chip recorded as "99." Now it's the year 2000, so the chip subtracts the old year, 99, from the new year, 00, and finds, amazingly, that maintenance was last performed -99 years ago. Clearly this is an error, so the chip shuts down all the boilers, just to be safe. Meanwhile, at another power station, a temperature sensor attached to a transformer averages its readings over time. On January 1, 2000, the sensor divides temperature by the year - which is expressed as "00" - and comes up with an infinite value, triggering another shutdown signal. If small faults like these knock out a half dozen facilities, the rest will go offline to protect generators from burning out in a hopeless effort to meet the growing demand. The distribution grid also has weak points. "We have at least 800 different types of embedded controls on the wires," explains Gary Steeves, director of a Y2K project at TransAlta Utilities, the largest investor-owned power company in Canada. "Some of the protective devices log dates of faults in activity and can automatically take a component out of service." If the same controller has been installed in thousands of remote locations, and the chips share the same Y2K bug, they'll all fail simultaneously. Most US power utilities refuse to comment on the likelihood of these disasters, fearing litigation if they offer reassurances that turn out to be wrong. Tim Wilson, publisher of Y2k News, worries about the nearly 9,000 small regional companies that pull power off the grid at the local level. "They're clueless as to what to do about Y2K," says Wilson. "They know they have embedded chips, but they don't know where they are. If there's a power shortage, rural areas may not be allowed to take power off the grid, because cities could have a higher priority." This suggests an ironic scenario: Remote areas may remain dark for weeks or months after January 1, 2000, leaving Y2K survivalists waiting in their isolated cabins for the lights to come back on - while complacent urban dwellers enjoy uninterrupted service. - Charles Platt Copyright © 1993-98 The Condé Nast Publications Inc. All rights reserved. Compilation Copyright © 1994-98 Wired Digital Inc. 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Microsoft Office Support News Watch - September 7, 1998
by Support Online Staff 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Microsoft Office Support News Watch =================================== As a subscriber to the Microsoft Office Support News Watch, you receive e- mail twice each month that highlights some of the new articles recently published on Support Online, Microsoft's award-winning technical support web site. Contents -------- - Office Update Web Site - Outlook Security Patch - Office 2000 - Kernel32.dll Error During Office Setup - "No License" Error When Running Microsoft Access 97 on Windows 98 - Get Support Online Articles by E-mail Office Update Web Site ====================== The Office Update Web site was recently modified to make it easier for you to find up-to-date information about Office Products. Office Update is a free online extension of Microsoft Office that is accessible to all users. You can access the site from the link placed prominently at the top of each of the Office products by clicking Help, selecting Microsoft On The Web, and then clicking Free Stuff. You can find the Office Update site at the following address on the World Wide Web: http://officeupdate.microsoft.com/ The Office Update site provides the latest Office service releases, security patches, product add-ins, new Office assistants, clip art, templates, and custom business solutions. Outlook Security Patch ====================== Now available is an updated security patch for Microsoft Outlook 98 that protects you against a potential problem involving file attachments with extremely long names as well as a variant found during continued testing. The new location of this patch is on the Office Update site at: http://officeupdate.microsoft.com/updates/updOutlook.htm Office 2000 =========== For information about features in the next version of Office, go to the Microsoft Office 2000 site on the Internet: http://www.microsoft.com/office/2000/ Kernel32.dll Error During Office Setup ====================================== When installing Office 97 on Microsoft Windows 98, you may receive the following error message: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. If the problem persists, contact the program vendor. If you click Details, you receive an error message similar to the following: ACMSETUP caused an invalid page fault in module KERNEL32.DLL at 0177:bff7be97. This problem may occur when you have your CD-ROM drive configured to use Direct Memory Access (DMA) in the Windows 98 Device Manager. For information about this problem see Knowledge Base article Q190630. This article is available on the Web at the following address: http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q190/6/30.asp "No License" Error When Running Microsoft Access 97 on Windows 98 ================================================================= When you start Microsoft Access 97, you may receive the following error message Microsoft Access can't start because there is no license for it on this machine. even though you have a fully licensed copy of Microsoft Access. You may receive this error message on a Windows 98 computer if the following conditions are met: - You have installed Microsoft Publisher - You have installed Access from the Office 97 Professional CD Certain fonts that are installed by Microsoft Publisher can result in the incorrect registration of Microsoft Access 97, but only when Access is being installed from the Office 97 Professional CD. You can correct the registration error by using either of the following methods: - Rename one of the problem fonts, and then reinstall Microsoft Access from the Setup Maintenance Mode. -or- - Download a tool that Microsoft has on its Downloads Web site that corrects this problem. Renaming the Font and Reinstalling Microsoft Access --------------------------------------------------- Reinstalling Microsoft Access 97 using the Setup Maintenance Mode does not require you to uninstall Microsoft Access first; it simply returns the computer to the install state that it was in the last time Setup was run. Follow these steps to correct the registry error: 1. On the Start menu, point to Find, and then click Files Or Folders. 2. In the Named box, type "hatten.ttf" (without the quotation marks). 3. In the Look In box, type "C:\Windows\Fonts" (without the quotation marks) or the path to the Fonts folder on your computer. 4. Click the Find Now button to start the search. 5. Under Name, right-click the hatten.ttf file, and click Rename on the menu that appears. 6. Change the name of the file to "hatten.xxx" (without the quotation marks). 7. Minimize (but do not close) the Find dialog box. 8. On the Start Menu, point to Settings, and click Control Panel. 9. In Control Panel, double-click Add/Remove Programs. 10. In the Add/Remove Program Properties dialog box, select the Install/Uninstall tab and select Microsoft Office 97, Professional Edition from the program list. 11. Click the Add/Remove button to run Office Setup in Maintenance Mode. 12. In the Microsoft Office 97 Setup dialog box, click Reinstall. 13. Once the reinstallation is finished, click the Find dialog box on the Windows taskbar to maximize it. 14. Under Name, right-click the hatten.xxx file, and click Rename on the menu that appears. 15. Change the name of the file to "hatten.ttf" (without the quotation marks). Microsoft Access should now be properly registered. Using the Downloadable Tool --------------------------- The AcLicn97.exe file contains a tool that corrects the problem discussed in this article so that you can run Microsoft Access 97 successfully. You can download AcLicn97.exe from the following Microsoft Web site: http://support.microsoft.com/download/support/mslfiles/ACLICN97.EXE AcLicn97.exe is a self-expanding archive. Run the file to expand its contents, and then run the expanded file, AcLicens.exe, to properly register Microsoft Access 97 on your computer. Please note that this download will only work if the conditions stated above are met. For solutions to other causes of the same error message, please see the following article in the Microsoft Knowledge Base: ARTICLE-ID: Q141373 TITLE : ACC: "There is no license" Error Starting Microsoft Access http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q141/3/73.asp Get Support Online Articles by E-mail ===================================== You can receive these articles (and others) in e-mail by sending a message to mshelp(a)microsoft.com. In the Subject line of your message, enter the Article-ID number (Qnnnnnn). For example to receive Q162721, your Subject line should resemble the following example: Subject: Q162721 You can have multiple articles sent to you in e-mail by typing multiple Article-ID numbers separated by a comma. For example: Subject: Q178049, Q174914, Q174062 To receive an index of articles, enter "Index" (without quotation marks) in the Subject line. For example: Subject: Index The MSHelp Index is updated monthly. 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