December 2003 - cypherpunks-legacy

" A Very IMPORTANT Announcement " !
by Exchange＠CurrencyCartel1.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''' A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ''''''''''''''''''''''''' ' Your Future May Depend On it ' ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Before you should know what the 'Important Announcement' is, please read the following 'Editorial Excerpts' from some important publications in the U.S.A. New York Times: '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' " In concluding our review of Financial Organizations to effect change in the 90's, special attention should be called to the ' World Currency Cartel ' based in California. Members of this organization are amassing hundreds of millions of dollars in the currency market using a very LEGAL method which has not been divulged to the general public. While their purpose, if any, is not yet known, their presence has most certainly been felt ". ABC Nightly News: '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' "Members of the World Currency Cartel are among the most powerful & wealthiest people in this hemisphere". Dear Friend: More Excerpts later, but first let us give you this Important Announcement: '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' We are glad to announce that for the very first time and for a short time only, the World Currency Cartel will instruct a LIMITED number of people worldwide HOW TO CONVERT $25 INTO ONE HUNDRED OF LEGAL CURRENCY. We will tran- sact the first conversion for you, after that you can easily and quickly do this on your own hundreds or even thousands of times each month, month after month! Take advantage of the SECRET FLAW ! ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' It is even more explosive than we have yet disclosed. While currency does fluctuate daily, we can show you HOW TO CONVERT $99 INTO $588 as many time as you want ! That means YOU WILL BE ABLE TO EXCHANGE $99 AMERICAN LEGAL CURRENCY DOLLARS FOR $580 OF THE SAME, and you can do this AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT, every day, every week , every month!! ALL VERY LEGALLY & EFFORTLESSLY !!! ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' It only takes about 8 to 12 minutes each time you do this. You can do this from your home, office or even while travelling. All you need is an access to any phone line and an address and you can do this from ANY CITY ON THIS EARTH. Again, we must reiterate: '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Anyone can do this and the source is Never-Ending. For as long as the global financial community continues to use different currencies with varying exchange rates, the 'SECRET FLAW' will exist. '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' We at the World Currency Cartel would like to see a uniform global currency backed by Gold. But, until then, we will allow a LIMITED number of individuals WORLDWIDE to share in the Unlimited Profits provided for by the world paper currency differentials. We will espouse no more political views nor will we ask you do so. We can say however, that our parent organization 'Diamond International' benefits greatly by the knowledge being shared as we ourselves ALONG WITH YOU benefit likewise. Your main CONCERN, however, will be How you benefit. In a short time with NO investment or training, you will be a Currency Exchange Expert who can make transactions from your home, by telephone or through the mail. NO ONE CAN STOP YOU FROM EARNING HUNDREDS OF ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' THOUSANDS, EVEN MILLIONS EACH YEAR AS LONG AS ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' THE 'SECRET FLAW' EXIST ! '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' The amount of exchange you would do each time is entirely upto you. Working just 2 to 3 hours a week, you can soon join the list of other MILLIONAIRES who does this on a daily basis and many many times a day! The transactions are so simple that a high school kid can do this!! DON'T BELIEVE US, EXPERIENCE IT FOR YOURSELF !!! ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Unlike anyone else, we will assure you great financial freedom and you will add to our quickly growing base of supporters and join the list of Millionaires being made using this SECRET FLAW in the world currency market. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' DON'T ENVY US, JOIN US TODAY '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' There is a small yearly membership fee of only $30 to cover administrative cost. Your important documents, instructions, contacts name & addresses along with important phone numbers and all other pertinent information will be mailed to you IMMEDIATELY! Once you become a member, you promise to keep all infos Confidential. Should you choose to cancel your membership, you may return all materials within 60 days for refund. IMPORTANT: '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' 1.......Write your name & mailing address Very Clearly on a small sheet of paper 2........Below your address, please write your E-MAIL address for the record 3........Below that please write the word 'NEW MEMBER' 3........Attache a CHECK or M.O. for US$30.00 and mail it to: DIAMOND INTERNATIONAL 7510 SUNSET BLVD; SUITE # 334 LOS ANGELES, CA.90046 ( If you are outside U.S.A., please ADD US$ 10 extra for shipping & postage ) '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' No more e-mail enquiries please. We do not have time to reply to individual e-mails anymore! We are busy making money!! Wouldn't you rather be doing the same too? Thank you !!! Here are some more 'Editorial Excerpts' : ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Wall Street Journal: ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' "A discreet group of American & European business people, operating under the guise of World Currency Cartel have recently begun making rumbles in world finance market. While at this time, their game is not completely known, they certainly be watched by those making major moves in the currency contracts". Wall Street Week: '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' " Watch them, monitor them, extract their knowledge and try to become one of them. That is the soundest financial advice I could ever give someone ". National Business Weekly: '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' " While this reporter has been left in the cold as to its method of operation, we have been able to confirm that World Currency Cartel and its members are literally amassing great fortunes overnight". Barons: ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' " Simply put, they (world currency cartel) are the single most powerful financial entity to emerge in this decade ". ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; E N D ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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[ANNOUNCEMENT] Meet-in-the-middle attack
by lucifer＠dhp.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Tim C[rook] May prefers to have sex with little kids because his own penis is like that of a three-year-old. /\ /..\ Tim C[rook] May /_\/_\

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Re: [ANNOUNCEMENT] Meet-in-the-middle attack
by nobody＠huge.cajones.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Date: Sun, 27 Apr 1997 From: Graham-John Bullers <real(a)freenet.edmonton.ab.ca> Cc: cypherpunks(a)toad.com Subject: Re: [ANNOUNCEMENT] Meet-in-the-middle attack Reply-To: Graham-John Bullers <real(a)freenet.edmonton.ab.ca> On Sun, 27 Apr 1997, lucifer Anonymous Remailer wrote: I think Vulis needs each of us to send ten copies of this back to him. > Tim C[rook] May prefers to have sex with little kids > because his own penis is like that of Graham-John Bullers. > > /\ > /..\ Tim C[rook] May > /_\/_\ > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Graham-John Bullers Modulator of alt.2600.modulated ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ email : real(a)freenet.edmonton.ab.ca : ab756(a)freenet.toronto.on.ca ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://www.freenet.edmonton.ab.ca/~real/index.html ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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No Subject
by Ernest Hua 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

> From: jimbell(a)pacifier.com (Jim Bell) > > > can't have everything OUR way, the FIRST time around. Washington > > I think you misunderstand the situation. The government is in somewhat of a > disadvantage by virtue of the fact that there is relatively little > pro-censorship and anti-encryption legislation. Absent such legislation, Here is where I don't agree on the merits ... 1. Pro-censorship agendas does not need much legislative momentum because it does not take much P.R. on a child-molestation-murder incident on some little caucasian girl from a motherhood-and-apple-pie Small Town, U.S.A. to drum up the sentiments to censor. 2. Anti-encryption has been well guarded by the NSA/CIA/FBI/DoD for a long time using the semi-legitimate veil of national security. In fact, in some senses, there ARE legislative support, even if unconstitutional when evaluated in the bright light of day. The problem is that you'll fight for years JUST TO GET A CHANCE to evaluate the law itself. Yes, some of the current legal battles are on their way there, but it's been a LONG time, and every decision/every appeal takes months to years, and it's clear that the NSA is hoping that in 2 years, they can sign up enough pro-key-recovery companies to make the legal battles moot. 2 years is pretty short compared to the time scales on these battles, and the NSA is counting on just that. To me, the time-to-market is just as important as the purity of the products (the proposed legislations). > the status-quo moves in a relatively free fashion, which is why the > Internet is mostly unregulated today. I don't think anyone will be willing to genuinely export encryption (in a real commercial product) while directly flaunting the NSA's implicit/explicit authority on this matter. Corporations are too concerned with the short term bottom line to care about more long term goals like have freedom to export anything it wants. I already know of several instances at various companies where designs were deliberately altered to NOT give the appearance of designing a product with specific encryption/decryption capabilities, even though that is what the product must support, fundamentally speaking. Therefore, I must conclude that the NSA is definitely winning some battles on their 2 year schedule already. > From: Declan McCullagh <declan(a)well.com> > > The question is: Do we want to give up any domestic freedom in exchange > for a relaxation of export controls? (Congress is, after all, built on > compromises between warring factions.) > > My instinct is to say "No." Let the courts strike down ITAR, EAR, and its > progeny, while we keep our freedoms domestically. I really don't think we are disagreeing here. I would not support any restrictions on domestic usage, nor would I support any restrictions on what non-governmental institutions may use. I still believe we should push for all we can get because that is the way the legistlative process works, and that is the game the other side is playing. However, we shouldn't place unrealistic constraints on our supporting legislators such as taking an "all or nothing" attitude. Even if all we can get is 56-bit or 64-bit export legalization, it is a HUGE chip away from the NSA rock because their "2 years free for key recovery" plan is just that much weaker. I would rather see, of course, 128-bit/168-bit be liberalized, because that would essentially mean that everything is liberalized, because the NSA has been playing this "56-bit is too strong" charade, and losing 128-bit/168-bit is essentially losing their argument, unless they want to risk coming to the security committees admitting that they have lied. > From: Lucky Green <shamrock(a)netcom.com> > > > Let's let the legislative process (whatever you think of it) take its > > course. I'll be happy even if they sneak some screwy secret committee > > on the final bill, as long as we are not subject to that committee or > > any other governmental body just because we allow ftp of C source code > > I think this is a dangerous position to take... make that fatal. The > code is already being ftp'ed out of the US. The law would gain you > little. Well, we're not talking about the realities of the massive semi-underground activities. We're talking about the U.S. Government, (which often has poor notions/understandings of reality), corporations (which often must obide by the laws and regulations, however poor, crafted by the U.S. Gov.), and genuine consumer applications (which are significantly driven by the products produced by these corporations). > But the new restrictions/enhanced penalties, which will > inevitably be included in any crypto bill that might become law, > will set us back severely. Personally, I hope that none of the > crypto bills pending gets passed. Of course, I don't like any of them, especially if there are still secret committees with very real control written into the legislation. If the NSA/FBI can call up Robert Allen to stall a secure phone product line, they already have enough power outside the legal process that they don't need any real committees to help them out. However, NSA will clearly deny having this level of influence to the security committees, and they will most likely accept the NSA's word. Ern -- Ernest Hua, Software Sanitation Engineer/Chief Cut And Paste Officer Chromatic Research, 615 Tasman Drive, Sunnyvale, CA 94089-1707 Phone: 408 752-9375, Fax: 408 752-9301, E-Mail: hua(a)chromatic.com

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Fax Security Program
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

The TV show "Computer Chronicles" Saturday featured various comm security products, one of which used a fax encoding system with unusual capabilities to transmit color images, condensed text (say, a 30-page doc encoded on a single fax page) or any other digital data as visual clutter. The hard copy is scanned at the receiving end and the program decodes and decompresses to the original format. A demonstation showed that the clutter-code has error-correction robust enough to overcome any physical damage or defect in the transmittal or output. We missed the name of the product and would appreciate hearing from anyone who did, or who knows of the product.

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Don Wood -- IPG
by Lester Gordon (temp) 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Have you seen what the notorious Don Wood of IPG infamy is up to now? He has a new web page up at `http://www.seymourtex.com/newisrael/ni.htm'. You won't believe it..

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Re: "New Israel" (Re: Don Wood -- IPG)
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Screwy as the New Israel idea may seem, it's been around a while. There was talk of such a plan in the early 90s to settle Russian Jews in the US Southwest, using decommissioned military bases as new Ellis Islands, kibbutzim, trailer trashheaps. As was eventually done in the Israel (our firm surveyed housing sites for the latter and learned of the alternative US plan then). We were told that the promise of Amer-Indian casino gambling made southwest real estate too attractive to devalue with refugee camps, so the idea was deferred it until the gambling gold rush eased, or a Mid-East conflagration kicked in an emergency relocation plan devised by DoD (no surprise there, DoD contingency-plans the globe).

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No Subject
by Mix 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Timmy C. May prefers to have sex with little kids because his own penis is like that of a three-year-old. (_) _____ (_) /O O\ Timmy C. May ! I ! ! \___/ ! \_____/

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Mail Two Letters & Earn $15,000 Month !!
by dave＠xxxdoe.net 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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MAKE BIG REPUTATION CAPITAL !!!
by nobody＠huge.cajones.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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