December 2003 - cypherpunks-legacy

Install UDCM properly before using it...
by DataETRsch＠aol.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Hi again, The shareware version of UDCM *must* be installed before use. Run "install.exe" after decompression of the archive. JUST INCASE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I AM TALKING ABOUT: Greetings! I am Jeremy K. Yu-Ramos, president of DataET Research, Data Engineering Technologies. I am sending you this message to let you know that DataET Research has recently initiated the distribution of UDCM, Universal Data Cryptography Module. UDCM implements a revolutionarily new, extremely advanced and sophisticated, digital data encryption algorithm named IMDMP, Integrated Mathematical Data Manipulation and Positioning. Extensive research shows that IMDMP is more advanced than DES, RSA, IDEA, and PGP. UDCM (the IMDMP algorithm)... o Is a royalty-free Windows DLL module featuring advanced cryptography. o Contains more than 140 procedures and functions. o Is a very cost-effective size of only 57 kilobytes. o Implements the IMDMP encryption algorithm. o Is more advanced than all of the industry standard encryption algorithms. o Allows encryption keys as large as 256 bytes (2048 bits). o Includes 18 sub-algorithms. o Processes all forms of binary and ASCII files. o Allows multiple encryption layer levels. o Has absolutely no back-doors or magical keys. o Does not store encryption keys in files. o Processes files as large as 2,147,483,390 bytes. o Has a 100% data preservation rating. o Includes Y2K compliant time and date locking features. o Has NCSC compliant data cleaning and wiping capabilities. o Includes file specific unique encryption features. o Includes file authentication guard features. o Includes unique encryption signaturing features. o Includes data importance and sensitivity stamping features. UDCM can be accessed through programs developed with popular application and database programming languages and environments such as: C, C++, Visual Basic, PowerBuilder, Delphi, OOP Pascal, Turbo Pascal, SmallTalk, dBase, Paradox, Access, Sybase, Oracle, etc. DataET Research has released a shareware version of UDCM named UDCM V2.0. To download UDCM V2.0 for free, please go to: http://members.aol.com/dataetrsch/udcm.html. I hope you will consider applying UDCM in the software you develop. Thank-you very much for your time. Jeremy... President DataET Research Data Engineering Technologies

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Re: Key Escrow Good, GAK Bad
by Douglas Barnes 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

This whole line of reasoning is exactly what the government is preying on -- and it's working with a lot of people. However, it's a red herring. By and large, the government doesn't care about file-level encryption, the sort where the Key Escrow systems you're outlining would be useful. Furthermore, this kind of encryption can be done pretty much in isolation -- it's not a communication medium, so it's less susceptible to attacks on standardization. What the government is mostly concerned with is encryption that's used for communicating, where there is no similar feeling on the part of individuals or industry that something like key escrow is needed. It is a classic bait-and-switch maneuver. Furthermore, if people really wanted Key Escrow, the government wouldn't have to be putting the thumbscrews to software companies to get them to adopt it -- the market would perform this function quite nicely. FWIW, Doug At 04:31 PM 1/9/97 -0500, you wrote: >> To me, Key Recovery cryptography is like using a condom with a >>hole in it. No thanks. > >I agree in principle, and I doubt I would ever use a key recovery system >if I had a choice. But, speaking as a network manager, I know that >private key recovery (not GAK) can be an enhancement to security. > >I'll give an example. About a year ago, my boss wanted to protect his >file of annual financial projections for the company from prying eyes on >our Macintosh network. I installed CurveEncrypt on his machine, showed >him how to use it, and gave him the standard lecture on choosing a good >passphrase. I stressed that he needed to chose a passphrase easy to >remember, because if he forgot it, there was no way to get his file back. > >Well, he forgot his passphrase. He spent an hour trying every >combination he could think of, interjecting a curse here and there for >color. He is now totally off using encryption to protect sensitive >information. He refuses to use it, and he discourages anyone in the >office from using it. I know that his position is unfair, but he _is_ >the boss, so he makes the rules. > >And he is a typical computer user. If your average joe forgets his >passphrase and loses two days worth of work, he's not likely to encrypt >his work again. (Or he's likely to write down his passphrase in the >future). If we were using a Key Escrow system, this situation could have >been avoided. Yes, using a key escrow system is less secure that using a >non-key escrow system, but I'd argue that using a strong key escrow >system is better than using no encryption at all in situations like this. > Our network is less secure that it could be because of one user's bad >experience. > >Ken >

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Problems with UDCM V2.0?
by DataETRsch＠aol.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Hi, If you are even having the slightest problem with UDCM, do not hesitate to send us a message at: DataETRsch(a)aol.com. Remember that the *shareware* version of UDCM MUST BE INSTALLED BEFORE USE. Run "install.exe" after decompression. JUST INCASE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I AM TALKING ABOUT: Greetings! I am Jeremy K. Yu-Ramos, president of DataET Research, Data Engineering Technologies. I am sending you this message to let you know that DataET Research has recently initiated the distribution of UDCM, Universal Data Cryptography Module. UDCM implements a revolutionarily new, extremely advanced and sophisticated, digital data encryption algorithm named IMDMP, Integrated Mathematical Data Manipulation and Positioning. Extensive research shows that IMDMP is more advanced than DES, RSA, IDEA, and PGP. UDCM (the IMDMP algorithm)... o Is a royalty-free Windows DLL module featuring advanced cryptography. o Contains more than 140 procedures and functions. o Is a very cost-effective size of only 57 kilobytes. o Implements the IMDMP encryption algorithm. o Is more advanced than all of the industry standard encryption algorithms. o Allows encryption keys as large as 256 bytes (2048 bits). o Includes 18 sub-algorithms. o Processes all forms of binary and ASCII files. o Allows multiple encryption layer levels. o Has absolutely no back-doors or magical keys. o Does not store encryption keys in files. o Processes files as large as 2,147,483,390 bytes. o Has a 100% data preservation rating. o Includes Y2K compliant time and date locking features. o Has NCSC compliant data cleaning and wiping capabilities. o Includes file specific unique encryption features. o Includes file authentication guard features. o Includes unique encryption signaturing features. o Includes data importance and sensitivity stamping features. UDCM can be accessed through programs developed with popular application and database programming languages and environments such as: C, C++, Visual Basic, PowerBuilder, Delphi, OOP Pascal, Turbo Pascal, SmallTalk, dBase, Paradox, Access, Sybase, Oracle, etc. DataET Research has released a shareware version of UDCM named UDCM V2.0. To download UDCM V2.0 for free, please go to: http://members.aol.com/dataetrsch/udcm.html. I hope you will consider applying UDCM in the software you develop. Thank-you very much for your time. Jeremy... President DataET Research Data Engineering Technologies

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Ignore all the messages about...
by DataETRsch＠aol.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Hi again, In the the help documentation of the shareware version of UDCM, there may appear to be a message that reads: Describing the algorithmic contents of the IMDMP encryption algorithm is well beyond the scope of this on-line manual. In fact, there is currently absolutely no documentation that exists outside of the corporate domain of DataET Research that actually explains the IMDMP encryption algorithm in any true detail, and DataET Research does not intend to release or disclose any such sensitive documentation to the general public, ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC. PLEASE DISREGARD THE ABOVE MESSAGE COMPLETELY. Jeremy... President DataET Research Data Engineering Technologies

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Re: MNET
by Guy Hoogewerf 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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IMDMP: SOURCE CODE RELEASE ANNOUNCEMENT
by DataETRsch＠aol.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Hello, In compliance with the large volume of source code requests DataET Research has been receiving, the undocumented Pascal source code of UDCM (containing the IMDMP encryption algorithm) will be released in approximately one month. Also, the shareware version of UDCM completely complies with ITAR since only 56-bit keys are allowed. The registered version allows 2048-bit keys. The registered version can only be sold within the U.S. and Canada. Also: IN RESPONSE TO THE FLAME MAIL DATAET RESEARCH HAS RECEIVED: A "comment:" is from a flame mail. A "reply:" is DataET Research's reply to the comment. Comment: "What do you mean by 'extensive research'." Reply: Benchmark tests. Source code comparisons. Documentations of other algorithms. "Applied Cryptography". Comment: "Yah, okay, since when is a DLL not royalty-free?!" Reply: Read some component catalogs. Go search the Internet. Comment: "That stupid line about 140 function bloats your ad." Reply: Is this constructive criticism or what? Comment: "What the hell does DLL size have to do with cost-effectiveness?" Reply: Upload time. Disk creation time. Minimal archive size increase. Comment: "I've never even heard of IMDMP before. Is this a joke?" Reply: UDCM (IMDMP) came out January 1st, 1997. How do you think successful companies start anyway, with millions of dollars upfront? DataET Research is a relatively new company. Comment: "What kind of industry standard is IMDMP above?" Reply: 128-bit encryption. Average DES is 128. PGP tops 1024. IDEA goes at 128. RSA the same. Full security IMDMP is 2048-bit. Any other questions? Comment: "Any bonehead can tell that 256 bytes is 2048 bits." Reply: Does anybody out there feel insulted? Comment: "Why does IMDMP need sub-algorithms? Is there something wrong?" Reply: Sub-algorithms of IMDMP are basically algorithm modes. There is nothing wrong with IMDMP's structure. Why don't you see what sub-algorithms are for yourself? Go try out UDCM: http://members.aol.com/dataetrsch/udcm.html. Comment: "What algorithm doesn't process both binary and ASCII?" Reply: Go search the Internet for one. You'll find many dinky ones. Comment: "What algorithm doesn't allow multiple encryption layers?" Reply: Go search the Internet for one. You'll find many dinky ones. Comment: "Who says IMDMP doesn't have any back-doors or magical keys?" Reply: What more do you want us to prove? The source code will be out in about a month. Comment: "Why is there a dumb 2,147,483,390 file size limit?" Reply: It has do with 2^32 DOS file pointer long integer variables. You developers should know that. Comment: "Why the hell is the file size limit 258 bytes off? What, are keys kept in file headers?" Reply: Keys are NOT stored in headers. The 258 (actually 256) byte header is used to store certain IMDMP special security option settings. The header is itself secured using a 128-bit encryption code. Comment: "What the do you mean by 'file specific unique encryption'." Reply: For the idiot who sent this message to us: Why don't you download UDCM V2.0 and view its documentation for yourself? Comment: "Isn't IMDMP illegal?!" Reply: The version of UDCM (IMDMP) being distributed on the Internet, the shareware version, allows only 56-bit keys. The registered version allows 2048-bit ones. The registered version is only sold within the U.S. and Canada. Comment: "I want the damn source code to IMDMP now. How do we know for sure that IMDMP is better than DES and all the others you mentioned?" Reply: Wait one month please. Jeremy K. Yu-Ramos President DataET Research Data Engineering Technologies

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RE: IMPORTANT: Additional information about UDCM.
by Blake Coverett 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Welcome once again to your weekly round of 'Smell that Snake Oil' > A detailed description of the IMDMP encryption algorithm will be posted to > this mailing list within a few days. An end-user application will be released > within a few weeks. I would appreciate it if all you cypherpunks out there > review the description and the software, and tell me what you think of IMDMP. This is a good start. You would do well to keep your wild claims to a minimum until after the first cursory reviews. > are referenced more often than "bytes". And, the "industry standard" that > IMDMP is obviously well above is DES, etc. Also, DES 128, PGP 1024, RSA 128, > IDEA 128, and IMDMP 2048 were applied at their maximum settings on a file DES 128 - no such beast PGP 1024 - this is presumably a RSA key size, and has nothing to do with the session key involved in actually encrypting the data RSA 128 - RSA is not suited to encrypting streams of data but if you wanted to use it for that purpose 128bits would be ridiculusly to small to be secure IDEA 128 - wow, you've actually named one real block cipher! IMDMP 2048 - feh > full of about 64 *million* repeating "A" ASCII character bytes. The mutation > levels the algorithms rendered on their individual trash test files were > compared. Subtle patterns where searched for. Binary character tallys where > taken. IMDMP did *not* leave *any* repeating patterns in the test file that > was used. In IMDMP, each of the 256 possible binary character combinations > had an approximate count of 0.390625% of all of the 64 million bytes. > 0.390625% is the best possible percentage. The fact that you would consider this to be a sufficient test is proof enough for me that you should not be designing cryptosystems. > Are all of you out there > satisfied? Not even close. -Blake (who's waiting for the first pyramid-scheme cipher to be announced here next week)

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More threatening e-mail from cocksucker John Gilmore and his cronies
by dlv＠bwalk.dm.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

>Received: from dimple.pacific (max75ppp20.pacific.net.sg [203.120.75.20]) by darwin.pacific.net.sg (8.8.2/8.8.2) with SMTP id QAA15845 for <dlv(a)bwalk.dm.com>; Thu, 9 Jan 1997 16:33:17 +0800 (SGT) >Date: Thu, 9 Jan 1997 16:33:17 +0800 (SGT) >From: dimple(a)pacific.net.sg >Message-Id: <199701090833.QAA15845(a)darwin.pacific.net.sg> >X-Sender: dimple(a)pacific.net.sg >X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Light Version 1.5.2 >Mime-Version: 1.0 >Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" >To: dlv(a)bwalk.dm.com (Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM) >Subject: Re: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! > >I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU GOT MY ADD. BUT I DON'T LIKE THE AMOUNT OF MAIL >YOU'RE SEBDING ME. I HAVE ALREDY ALERTED THE POLICE OF YOUR DOINGS AND IF >YOU STILL SEND ME MORE JUNKMAIL BY TOMORROW THE POLICE WILL ARREST. >THE DEADLINE IS 1O JAN 1997. > > > Dear Dimple, It sounds like the ASALA terrorist Ray Arachelian <ray(a)earthweb.com> has forged a subscription request in your name to the "cypher punks" mailing list! You can complain about his forgeries and net-abuse to his bosses: Jack D. Hidary <jack(a)earthweb.com> Murray Hidary <murray(a)earthweb.com> Nova Spivack <nova(a)earthweb.com> With luck, you'll have this dandruff-covered Armenian vandal extradicted to Singapore, where he'll be beaten with a rattan cane for his misdeeds.

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Re: [CRYPTO] e$
by lucifer＠dhp.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Tim C. Mayo's 16Kb brain's single convolution is directly wired to his rectum for input and his T1 mouth for output. That's 16K bits, not bytes. Anal intercourse has caused extensive brain damage. __MMM__ (o o) -ooO---(=)---Ooo- Tim C. Mayo

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Humor from the UDCM help file
by Blake Coverett 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

The Exportation Restrictions section reads as follow: As of the release of UDCM V2.0, there are no absolutely no United States exportation regulation laws that actually affect the electronic Internet distribution of the IMDMP encryption algorithm. Electronic distribution technically does not constitute physical distribution. So because of that, it is perfectly legal for UDCM V2.0 to be digitally distributed world-wide. However, the international physical disk distribution of UDCM V2.0 is not legal. Also note that DataET will not sell a registered version of UDCM to any person outside of the United States and Canada. There are absolutely no exceptions at all. DataET Research cannot be held responsible for any illegal distribution actions that take place outside of its direct control. However, software containing or having access to the registered version of UDCM may be distributed world-wide, physically or electronically, but programs developed using a registered version of UDCM may not be distributed outside of the U.S. and Canada unless users are not given direct access to UDCM's functions or unless applied encryption keys are no larger than 7 bytes (56 bits). Users are said to have direct access if they can choose which files to operate on. Could someone please forward this to Dan Bernstein and Phil Karn, I'm sure they'll be happy to know that they can drop the law suits now. -Blake

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