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by kryz 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Leftist Nutly News - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Leftist Nutly News - SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! __________________________________________________ The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have a major, major problem on their hands. They finally got their man, and now have absofuckinglutely no idea what to do with HimOrHer. Well...*two* major problems, actually. They've started believing their own press--a deadly step which leads down a long, torturous path of, in this case, mutually assured nuclear individual and group self-destruction. Uuhhh...make that 'two-and-a-half' major problems. (I forgot to 'carry the two,' realized that things didn't quite add up in the reader's mind, and realized that there is a natural-born corollary to the mathematically logical theorem I have proposed above, which I shall henceforth erudite to you.) [EditBore's (Left) Nut: The AuthWhore, ALegendInHisOwnSlime as a result of his earthly eruditions and epistles on everything under the sun (not to mention the son) as a result of his rather questionable contributions to the Bienfait Nutly News and The True Story of the InterNet manuscripts, also happens to be, by an amazing stroke of coincidence noted by Stan SequinWearer recently, a MathematicalLegendInHisOwnMind as the result of imagining that she is a respected member of an internationally recognized elit/e/ist group of renowned mathematical military genius members of a ThreeNumberedAgencyToBeDividedLater which is uncommonly known as the CypherPunks Distributed Nuts. In all modesty (since I am writing this myself, only as if in the third person--an old writer's trick...), the Arthur is indeed one of the formost authorities of our era on the 'New Age Math,' which is an Einsteinian Fusion of LogicAndReason with a BeerSteinIan QuantumLeap beyond any semblance of normal propriety and/or common-sense, in which one's traditional mathematical results on the BlackBoard are combined with a psychic reading of the results of mixing last night's pizza with a morning half-finished-stale-beer-with-a-butt-in-it, now residing in the WhitePorcelainBowl, in order to be able to offer firm proof to the President's Commission On Propping Up A Decaying American Educational System that the FoolsOn TheHill can safely legislate the value of Pi to be 3.0, in order to avoid discrimination against the Mathematically Challenged, without adversely affecting <everybody put your hand over your heart, and start singing, "God Bless America"> "NATIONAL SECURIT" <flags fly, drums roll, citizens being prodded in the back with bayonettes cheer>, since all circles, save one, can be forced back into the shape that the Judo/ Christian God of Moses, Abraham, and Lot's wife, had intended for them, by a conscientiously applied plan of good oral hygene and the abandonment of any further pretense of paying the slightest bit of attention to the HumanRightsWhichBelong ToEveryIndividualOnTheFaceOfTheEarthAsANaturalBirthrightAnd NotAsAResultOfBeingAllegedlyBESTOWEDUPONTHEMByWordsWritten OnAPieceOfParchment. The Author, in HisOrHer latest work, "What Value of Pie Does A 500 Pound Gorilla Get For Breakfast?"--free to the first three million subscribers to this weekend's InterNet Pay Per View MultiMedia Extravaganza, where HeOrShe masturbates, for the first time, at the age of 93, for a virtually live audience of sicko's and perverts--explains that many of the underprivileged youth of today have pawned their calculators to buy crack-pipes, and their only education in mathematical sciences has come from their attorney's attempts to explain 'five to ten' to them.] Like I was saying, before I was so *rudely* interrupted... The second half of the second problem is that, not only are the RCMP in mortal danger of believing their own press, but they also face the even more mortal danger (A coward dies a thousand deaths--but more on *that* later...) of the reverse parallax corollary of their ArchieEnemy, the Bienfait Nutly Noose, being found believable, despite the OneManFullCourtPress's constant claims of conniving, conspiratorial lunacy fed by a wide variety of widely recognized atmospheric brainwave disturbances which are caused by such things as solar flare-ups, moon phases, and astroids approaching the earth with space ships hiding behind them (so it was a comet...so sue me!), resulting in HeOrShe having to fill in the parts of the MessagesFromMars that were not entirely legible due to the Voices screaming inside HisOrHer head. In short, the poor dumb bastards who bought into the Dudley DoRight Mythology (TM), only to find themselves becoming trained animals in a MusicalRide that embodied one Horse'sAss sitting atop another one and going in circles where the Music had no Magic... Well, let's just say that, somewhere deep inside, the poor buggers recognize that, no matter how many of them there are, or how many guns they acquire (while hiding the citizen's guns under a Rock), being trained to obey, instead of think, may prove to be their ultimate undoing. What I am getting at, here, is that there is undoubtedly not a single member of the RoyalHorseHumpers who has crossed my path in the last half-decade who has not taken one look at me and instinctively realized that I needed to be put down like a filthy dog, despite the admonishons of their superiors that the all-important Image (TM) must be maintained, for appearances sake. Now...it is too late. A member of a Canadian mainstream community cult known as the Estevanites, Brad Parker (no relation to himself), once replied, upon being asked his name by a member the Royal HorseHumpers, "Fuck ou! My name is Fuck ou!" Being, at the time, your AverageCanadianWhiteBoyPussy, it took me years to realize that, far from being a beligerant, ignorant fool, too stupid to forsee the consequences of his actions, Brad had astutely assessed the situation which he found himself in, and realized that being taken to jail, instead of being severly beaten and left lying in a back alley, was the superior option only when one did not have a friend who had promised to meet him at home with a case of beer after the bars closed. He made the right choice... {Let's have a big, big round of applause for broken, bleeding Brad, an inspiration to *serious* drinkers everywhere, who are not only in it for the pissing away of their money and the lack of glory (or even respect, for that matter).} Well, to make a long story even incredibly longer, the LittleFucker that the RCMP, Canadian Customs and Immigration and the Canadian Justice System threatened to ButtHole (TM) at the tender age of five ("If it threatens the life of a single child..."), finally wised-up, and became <trumpets blare, Royal Canadian Mounties bend over and prepare to bleed> the BigFuckou! {Change the name on my warrants, boys and girls, because I have my Johnson so far up your butts that I'm going to be able to tell you *how* I fucked you and *why* I fucked you, and there's not a Dogammed thing you can do about it.} Details? ou want *details*? Gee, gang, I'm a little thirsty, and I think I'll take a break, have a couple of beers and relax. Having had the Government's Richard up my butt for a half-century, I don't think there's any big rush for me to get my nut, now that it's *my* turn... [ Important Announcement For Law Enforcement Agencies: "James Bell polls for *you*..." ]

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Tit's a victory: Twany Peaks not a boob basher/White House zombie sex
by STUFFED/EUREKA! 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Welcome to today's issue of Stuffed. To read it you should click on the URL below. If it is not made clickable by your email program you will need to use your mouse to highlight the line, copy it and then paste it into your browser (then press Return). http://stuffed.net/98/7/19/ If you have an email program that can display web pages you will find today's front cover should have already been disp- layed and can be clicked on to take you straight to Stuffed. This email is never sent unsolicited. Stuffed is the supplement for the Eureka newsletter you subscribed to. Full instructions on unsubscribing are in every issue of Eureka!

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send me the book
by JackeI466＠aol.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

send me the book (e/mail me back

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IDEA chip evaluation?
by David Honig 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Anyone actually received the IDEA chip eval board from ASCOM? How long does this take? honig(a)alum.mit.edu Speech is not protected simply because we write it in a language Federal Judge Gwin on the Bernstein case

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magic codes
by Rahsaan Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

looking for magic codes for cellphones know of any please send

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Ames Performance Engineering: Catalog
by customerservice＠amesperf.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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AGGRESSIVE INVESTING
by Masterweb＠mail.kc.net 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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BackDoors - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

I've Got BackDoors Coming Out My AssHole! - SAHMD!!! ____________________________________________________ I am not a sick, degenerate asshole who likes to beat up people in wheelchairs, although I have been known to kick the ass of a one-armed man, given the fact that he may well be the guy who murdered Richard Kimble's wife... Thus, I feel it incumbent upon myself to give an honest account of my life of crime, so that the Law Enfarcement Offals and Persecuting Attorneys who have, so far failed miserably over the years in bringing me to Officially Recognized Justice (TM), will have a fighting chance of throwing my sorry ass in a dark hole until Hell freezes over, by portraying me as the sorry, pathetic, psychotic, monstrous, criminal, scum-bag piece of shit that I am, in Reality (TM). First, however, I would like to insert an totally upaid advertisement for the DigitalRainbowRevolutionaryFamily gathering at the Plaza Hotel in Lost Wages at the end of July (I think). It's some kind of hacker's conference (I think), and they have a Spot The Narc (or somesuch) contest (I think) during the conference. I have all the details on a faded copy of an email to the CypherPunks list that I printed out, but all of my valueable research material is currently fused together, due to it being hastily thrown into the back of my truck, and then rained on, during my Fright From Fleedom Japanese Toulist Tlap that was inspired by my receiving indications that the abundant overgrowth that Government Authorities intended to mow down was not, as I had thought, in my back yard, but on my butt. [WAS: Stick Around, Pal, And our Ass Is Grass!] Anyway, despite the fact that I cannot even remember the proper name or date of the conference (although I have no problem remembering the name of the Plaza Hotel, since it is the home of the Penny Slot Machines which enable one to gamble feverishly for hours with the loose change they have scraped off the floor of their vehicle, after having lost all the money they got by pawning their grandmother's wedding ring), I have made arrangements, during my recent Soft Kmart Tour Of America, to have the winner of the conference's Spot The Snark contest awarded a highly polished and fully functional BackDoor into the Royal Canadian Mounted Police computer system. The award, to be presented by the Offical Mascot of the Spot The Snark contest, "Spot, the Snipe," unfortunately does not have the immense value that one might think, since it has been devalued by the recent proliferation of a large number of BackDoors into Canadian Government computer systems. Nonetheless, it will undoubtedly be the source of countless hours of entertainment for the lucky winner. The award to be presented in Lost Wages has officially been named the 'Jim Bell InterNetional Back Door Revenge Scholarship To The School Of Hard Knocks Cafe." It is an Army of Dog Scholarship meant to impress on the Controllers that PayBack, like Oppression, has now entered the Global Information Monitoring Age, and that the New Secret Squirrel Disorder is alive and well in ButtFuck, Canada. { If you can't fuck the one that fucked you, fuck someone that fucked someone else, and vice-versa, ad infinituum.} In short, any ShortLimpDickedPrick in ButtFuck, Canada, can no longer be certain that HisOrHer violation of both the laws of the land and the laws of human decency will go unpunished, or that the Anonymous Avenger will not be an entity totally unknown to them, from a distant place such as Seattle, with little known connection to the time and place of a monstrous crime against Monstrous Oppressors. And, on the other hand (which has warts), when strange things begin to happen in the Seattle Court computer system, strangely connected to the StrangeButTrue! persecrotchion of a StrangeBedFellow of the Author, James C. "The 'C' Stands For Dalton" Bell, the only thing that Sharon can guarantee in Stone, is that the obvious suspects at ASIX, the adopted parents of the Author's SparCard II, have absolutely nothing to do with the eerie laugh of Vincent 'Cate' Price echoing through their system, since the Army of Dog doesn't shit in it's own back yard (although it sometimes pees in its kitchen sink, when the oung is occupied). In honor of the Royal Rogers Stuffed & Mounted Police currently celebrating their 150th birthday, I recently decided to present them with the ultimate gift. Realizing that I was far from alone in my position of never being convicted of something I was actually guilty of (we may not be guilty of breaking the law, but we are all guilty of *something*--that's in the Bible, I think), I came to the conclusion that the perfect birthday present to the RCMP, on the occasion of being awarded their 150th consecutive 'Fascist Oppressor With The Best Public Image Award,' would be to hand them my head on a silver platter, enabling them to convict me on a charge of which I am completely innocent (from a technical, legal standpoint), and provide them with all of the information necessary to ensure my Public Labelization (I won a game of Scrabble with that word, once) as an Officially Recognized Monster, as seen on 'Cops,' '60 Minutes,' 'Canada's Least Wanted,' and 'World's Slowest Police Chases: The Return Of Beyond The Valley Of The Planet Of Al Cowling.' I had originally intended for my gift to the RCMP to be a professional, polished MultiMedia Entertainment Special, but, since the thieving fucks stole my Toshiba Tecra in order to attempt to shut me the fuck up, I am forced to hoist myself on my own petard in a strictly ASCII computer environment (without a spell checker or thesaurus, so there is little likelihood of my being able to discover, through inference, what a petard actually is, or whether I have spelled it ccoorreeccttllyy). Accordingly, the passages of the following chapters which will describe in perverse, grotesque and disgusting detail the nature of my crimes against sexual normality, will *not* be accompanied with graphic, color illustrations, leaving the reader to use their own imagination, or to pay $ .01 per minute by dialing 1-800-EAT-T0T0, to hear a heavy-breathing tape-loop which provides excellent background stimulation for the sexual imagination, as long as you can ignore the fact that it is the tape of the Author, a sex-pack a day chain-smoker, climbing a single flight of stairs. In the following chapter, the Author, still suffering under the delusion that someone, somewhere, is reading this tripe (besides college students attempting to gain extra credits in a summer session psycho-ology class titled, "An Analysis Of The Results Of Extensive Brain Damage Caused By MKULTA Experiments On The Half-Unwitting Author--Current Technology Cannot Detect Any Difference"), provides complete details of HisOrHer first annual major drug-deal, just as Canadian Authorities always suspected, but could never prove. Smoke 'em if you got 'em... [ou may leave a message for the Author, at the sound of the Bong.]

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Fwd: GENDEX.NET TO REORGANIZE CIVILIZATION rev. 18
by gendexer＠technologist.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

INTRODUCTION > > First there were pocket calculators, then personal memory > organizers (PMO's), and next fully operating computers the size of a > personal check book. > Now the latest device to join the personal electronic evolution > is a palm sized unit that fits easily in a shirt or purse pocket and > is unlike anything you've seen before. Called a GENDEX, it not only > keeps track of people data and personal appointments, it can also > track personal or business expenses and serve as a depository > and dispensary for real time monetary transactions over the Internet. > And for those with email, just have it forwarded directly to your > GENDEX. > What strikes you first about the GENDEX is its size - just > seven inches by 3.5" and 3/8" deep - small enough to be carried almost > anywhere - like an "electronic wallet". The second thing that you > notice is its unusual keyboard - again, unlike anything else you've > ever seen or used. > At first, the keyboard seems strange and undecipherable - > instead of the usual QWERTY layout in rows, the keys are arranged in a > circle on the small, one-finger keyboard, with the most common letters > in the inner circle. It's strange until you begin to use it. As you > catch on to the pattern, you begin to see the benefit of the > one-handed, one-finger layout, and most people quickly attain fairly > high data entry rates with very little practice. > But it's not only this unusual keyboard that make the GENDEX > different - and useful. Its the fact that the GENDEX can store, > receive, and transmit financial data and monetary units over any > financial network, including secure radio and Internet transmissions. > Imagine being anywhere, buying or selling anything, and being able to > complete the transaction with you hand-held personal bank. (In the > future, it will even include a bar code reader to scan in any item or > price!) > The GENDEX has been designed with the computer illiterate in > mind. The keypad is simple looking with a minimum of entry keys, and > every action and transaction is prompted for the next step. Just > "follow the bouncing ball" and it steps you through anything you want > to do with a minimum of learning time. > It's also designed to be used in any weather, dropped, sat on, > stepped on, etc. The unique patentable self locking case is > waterproof, shock proof, breakproof and, most importantly, idiot > proof...instead of reaching for your wallet, in the future, many > thousands of people will be reaching for their GENDEX. Programmed in > JAVA with user replaceable chip sets, the GENDEX is easily upgradable > as new features and uses come out. > The universally-usable GENDEX Java software will hopefully be > available by the year's end. Until then, you'll just have to stay with > using old fashioned credit cards, hand written checks, and nearly > obsolete cash and currency. To check out a live demonstration of the > GENDEX and its functions, visit the GENDEX website at http://gendex.net. > > > ORGANIZER LOGIC REACHES UNDENIABLY EASY TO USE STATE > > Gendex organizer logic is now the most idiotproof and clearly easy > to understand organizer logic in the world. Thanks to the efforts of > an entrepreneurial team, a logical prototype has been crafted in the > Java programming language and is open for testing at > http://gendex.net. This was finally accomplished after many years of > logic design by some clearly ingenious persons. > This new logic works with the seventeen key input and > classification system developed by DEXCOM over numerous iterations. > There are 4 main memory keys, 7 system keys, 4 arrow keys that move > the cursor or scroll the display, and YES & NO keys. Each of the main > memory keys opens with a table containing all the main functions you > can do in that division of the memory organizer. Each of the > functions, when selected, opens into a list of variations. These are > called TABLES, and there are four, AGENDA, PEOPLE, MONEY and NOTES. > Ease-of-use comes from consistent application of ENTRY, INDEX and > FIND system keys. HELP is ready to pop-up at any time to give the user > easy to understand directions and options. > By keying SYSTEM, Utilities like e-mail in/out, secure-unviolatable > memory storage upload, communications carrier select, edit > scratchpads, output port control, e-bank selection, proper > calculators, smart power monitors, thesaurus/dictionary, and language > translation are accessible within any memory function. > The demonstration on the website can be played with manually using > the selecting device and keying functional buttons. Soon a new control > panel will be added, so that the demonstration can be played > automatically by pressing the purposefully direct logic sequence keys. > The automatic links shall have a > player piano effect - eventually more than 111 functional logic > strings so that even the passive websurfer can instruct himself about > many things this unit does. > The logical prototype works in newest browsers, and there is a > download assist button on the website to bring the latest browser into > your own computer. > What is happening now in DEXCOM is a team of five time-investing > engineers are working toward completing a logical prototype. That is > leading to completion of a working software product. > The next step for the company will be to license the Gendex logic > system for use to the makers of the many hard-to-use and complicated > handheld and PDA systems already in user's hands. The first company > product is a software disk that adds the friendly usable gendex > functions to products like the H-P 620 handheld. > > > Interested Parties: > > DEXCOM USA Inc. is introducing its ultimate electronic personal memory > organizer (Gendex EPMO). Gendex keeps track of Agenda, Money, People > and Notes, and more. Gendex is the perfect vehicle for financial > networks sending money via secure data radio, and over the internet. > Gendex software will be available for purchase. It has all the > easy-to-use logical prompts, and on-line real-time help functions to > assist in all > forms of transactions and memory recording. No other product in the > market has all the ease of use and understandability built into it > that Gendex does. This is the breakthru. Nearly all the others are > expert systems requiring extensive training to use all functions. > Gendex hardware will be available before the year 2000. It is > waterproof, breakproof, and pocket sized. Its multichip module design > will be widely licensed for lowest cost to the consumer. The company > will brand name its own highest quality unit, and grade and distribute > components made by world class manufacturers working under our > lisences. Our designs utilize the latest technologies that can be made > accessible to mass markets. > On the website is a fully animated gendex shell opening; it also now > working logical prototype. > Price per privately issued share of DEXCOM USA Inc. stock just > quadrupled to $4, and is approaching IPO, with the potential for an > eight way stock split. > > > GENDEX.NET TO REORGANIZE CIVILIZATION > > NEVER BE LATE > The advanced timekeeping and AGENDA scheduling functions that make it > possible to schedule and remember one-time events, recurring events, > and even place events in someone else's schedule (if they don't > prevent you from doing so). This will eliminate a lot of potential > embarassment to those who may forget about where they said they would > be. > > TELEPHONES > Thanks to internet telephony, and the presence of speaker & microphone > on the unit, and headsets for the pocketsized gendex, both cellular > phones and home phones, and their networks, will have a lot less to > do. This is because internet telephony is practically free, even for > long distance calls. > > PAPER MONEY > The hazards and time consuming processes of making change will be > replaced with the ease of sending money optically to smart cash > registers and vending machines, parking meters etc., with optical > interfaces to money registrars with radio outputs. (Of course, 'users' > are subject to national banking laws.) > > ELECTRONIC FUNDS TRANSFER > People will be able to receive and pay bills, and send each other > money over secure data networks. Gendex has all necessary logic to > set-up and actualize transactions. > > CREDIT CARDS > Credit organizations will become E-BANKs using Gendex hardware and > software, because it cuts costs. Until then, Gendex hardware has the > power to directly write money to mag stripe cards. Ultimately, > Gendex.net will send a lot of plastic to the scrap heap. > > RIDECALL > Eliminates superfluous automobiles by providing people you like (based > on lifestyle) with rides to where they need to go, as you make money. > This is coordinated by Gendex.net. Meet new friends, too. > > MONITORING THE HONESTY OF YOUR LOCAL BANK > Those who maintaing their files in CONVENTIONAL BANK ACCOUNTS > MANAGEMENT will be able to keep track of interest they should be > paying you, ATM costs, other banking costs and penalties to monitor > accuracy of your local bank. > > TRADING AND SELLING OVER THE NET > Every kind of service or material goods will eventually be listed in > the Bought,Buy,Sell&Trade INDEX. Gendex logic will enable everybody to > sell or trade their goods and services, through Indexers who are > already specialists in their respective fields. These Indexers do not > work for gendex.net, rather they remain independant, while gendex.net > takes a very small commission each time electronic banks transfer money. > > FORMATS > Prompted data entry of frequently repeated questions, coupled with > radio access to remote data bases will eliminate clipboards and paper > forms used in all repetitive data entry used in professional purposes. > Gendex.net will create a library of tens of thousands of different > formats for use by government, industry, military, courts, medical, > and professionals in every walk of life. And these can be sent by > radio to the Thousands of typists working in data entry jobs will need > to find something else to do. > > TAX DEDUCTIONS > Every taxpayer who can write off business expenses will never lose > expense records, and find many advantages with Gendex' advanced > recording capabilities. > > PHARMACY.NET > Gendex prompted data entry and secure verification will eliminate the > problem of reading doctor's cryptic handwriting. From NOTES, doctors > specify treatments. A pharmacist in a van will come driving up to your > house to serve the prescription rendered by doctors. > > MEDICAL HISTORY > Whatever ails you, and when, and how, can be recorded so that after > you're dead, and they do the autopsy, they will have something to go on. > > TELEVISION INTERNET REMOTE CONTROL > Gendex EPMO hardware, with its highpowered bidirectional infrared > port, can replace the intelligent aspect of internet boxes designed to > bring internet via cable to people's living room televisions. > > SMART LOCKS ACCESS > In the future, metal door locks will be replaced with a glass plate > guarding an optically activated solenoid. This will enable smart > systems in buildings to record who passed thru a door, when, and/or to > execute decisions about who is authorized to pass. It can even require > remittance of money, or act as a time clock for workers. Gendex EPMO > hardware, with its bidirectional infrared port can handle all these > transactions. > > TRUCKERS LOGBOOK > Over the road drivers will be able to accurately maintain records of > how much time they spent driving, and what happened at points of > delivery. With GPS attachment, trucker will always know where he is. > > PROFESSIONAL TIME LOG > Consultants who charge in small increments for time spent advising > clients will benefit readily by the functions provided in this logic. > > SPEAKING TRANSLATOR > An issued unit of Gendex hardware or software will typically handle as > many languages in its interface as one chooses to download. > Ultimately, Gendex is intended to be able to handle all of input of > characters in the users language, translation to another language like > English or Japanese, and speaking that language via its speaker to > listening "barbarians". > > You may argue that all these things are happening anyway, and indeed, > some of them are. The difference here is that gendexes can be given > away free to customers by financial institutions, in exchange for > placing cash on deposit. > > > > WHAT MAKES US DIFFERENT > > The automatic logical demonstration on the website displays more than > 59 logical functions. Actually, the number which will be programed is > about 385, well organized and all totally accessible. Our "nearest > competitor" in hardware (really, predecessor) 3COM PALM PILOT has only > 4 logical functions. > Not only that, our hardware product exceeds all others because it is > pocketsized, waterproof, breakproof and most importantly, idiotproof. > Gendex hardware is an email machine that goes with you everywhere, > even underwater. It's application specific electronic design is user > serviceable and infinitely upgradeable. > Gendex hardware is designed with a microphone and a speaker to make > telephone calls free over the internet. There is also a headset that > attaches to the lower bidirectional optical ports. > Logically speaking, it is far easier to use Gendex than those > products which are not as well designed and thought out. Gendex > software has prompted data entry and on-line help, being designed for > the computer-illiterate, thus will replace QUICKEN and most any > organizer programs. > Gendex Software, and later hardware, includes prompted logic to > handle electronic money transactions for on-line banks, and the user > can make transactions safely. The palm Gendex is being designed with > completely integrated dataradio (like a pager) and complete TCPIP for > transmissions of email and e-money over private networks, the > internet, wherever he goes, with no fear of losing his money > (depending on what security software is available and what e-bank he > uses). > > > MAD VENTURE CAPITALIST WANTED > > No sane venture capitalist would ever invest in DEXCOM. > Sane venture capitalists believe that the publication of this website, > http://gendex.net, will awaken a giant sleeping gorilla. Its pretty > obvious that the moment DEXCOM begins to succeed, some giant Japanese > conglomerate or even Microsoft will create all sorts of knockoffs and > circumvent all of DEXCOM's patent rights, earned in 14 years on R & D > unsupported by all but the scantiest investments from people who > should have known better than to waste their money on this, and loads > of sweat equity. The very-innovative big established companies, with > their risk taking daredevil unconventional creative engineers, would > rather do it themselves, than license the technology, in order to get > it all for themselves. Even Microsoft knows, it can walk all over > little companies with complete impunity. The sane partners of any MAD > venture capitalist who would even consider investing in this little > startup, will wisely tell them that this is a considerable risk with > little possible outcome in the way of capital gains. Its pretty > obvious that there is no more to this website that meets the eye at a > superficial glance. Not worth considering more because the sane > venture capitalist sees that if its not a complete fake, that this > must be just another remake, just another failure in the field of > personal electronic organizers. It's a shame that so many > unsophisticated people believe that DEXCOM could succeed. While its > true that the little company continues to draw support from advance > orders for its units, coming from little, uneducated and > unsophisticated future customers, every savvy high class venture > capitalist knows that its not little buyers who make money for a > company in the long run, its the money that venture capitalists waste > on entrepreneurs with sure-fire conventional ideas that makes them > rich. Don't invest in DEXCOM - you will not regret it! > > Please return email to webmaster(a)gendex.net > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________ > DO YOU YAHOO!? > Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ----------------------------------------------------- Get free personalized email at http://email.lycos.com

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