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Erectile Dysfunction ruining your sex life?
by Williams Pack 11 May '05

11 May '05

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Jesus Christ Meets "Your Papers Please" (fwd)
by J.A. Terranson 10 May '05

10 May '05

If you think this is stupid, just wait till the "Real ID Act" takes effect. -- Yours, J.A. Terranson sysadmin(a)mfn.org 0xBD4A95BF "What this country needs is a good old fashioned nuclear enema." http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/10/jesus.lawsuit.ap/index.html Jesus Christ in legal battle to get license Tuesday, May 10, 2005 Posted: 7:58 AM EDT (1158 GMT) CHARLESTON, West Virginia (AP) -- Even Jesus Christ can't circumvent the rules for getting a driver's license in West Virginia. Attempts to prove his name really is Christ have led the man born as Peter Robert Phillips Jr. through a lengthy legal battle and a recent victory in the District of Columbia Court of Appeals. "This all started with him expressing his faith and his respect and love for Jesus Christ," attorney A.P. Pishevar told The Associated Press. "Now he needs to document it for legal reasons." Described by his attorney as a white-haired businessman in his mid-50s, Christ is moving to West Virginia to enjoy a slower lifestyle. He bought property near Lost River, about 100 miles west of Washington, and has a U.S. passport, Social Security card and Washington driver's license bearing the name Jesus Christ. But he still falls short of West Virginia title and license transfer requirements because his Florida birth certificate has his original name on it and he has been unable to obtain an official name change in Washington. "We just need official documentation that that's his name," said Doug Stump, commissioner of the West Virginia Division of Motor Vehicles. "He will be treated no different than anybody else." Christ applied for the legal name change in May 2003, but it was denied by District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Tim Murphy because "taking the name of Jesus Christ may provoke a violent reaction or may significantly offend people." In his appeal, Christ's attorney argued that Phillips had changed his name to Jesus Christ 15 years earlier, and "has been using the name since then without incident." The appeals court last month sent the name-change proposal back to the lower court, saying some required hearings in the case had not been held. Any comment from the man in the middle of this legal tussle? "Christ is not speaking to the press at this time," Pishevar said.

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Re: [rationalchatter] Interesting Trial - IRS trial - July 11th (fwd)
by Gil Hamilton 10 May '05

10 May '05

>---------- Forwarded message ---------- >Date: Mon, 9 May 2005 17:45:35 -0700 (PDT) >From: marc guttman <marc_guttman(a)yahoo.com> >Reply-To: rationalchatter(a)yahoogroups.com >To: rationalchatter(a)yahoogroups.com, thefamilyguttman(a)yahoogroups.com >Subject: [rationalchatter] Interesting Trial - IRS trial - July 11th > >This is an interesting trial. Men with guns. > >Tessa and Larken Rose may be sent to jail. > >Watch 3 min. - video - http://www.861.info/tessa.html > >Trial starts July 11th. There is a petition to encourage that it be >videotaped. While anyone can empathize with their desire not to pay taxes and many of us can even disagree with the moral justification for taxes, these people are idiots. Their entire case boils down to quibbles over arguably poorly worded regulations. And even if you take their argument at face value, if you go read the sections of the Code of Federal Regulations they cite, they're just plain wrong: they're willfully misreading the plain language of the regulations. (Okay, "plain language" is probably not the right phrase to apply to any part of the CFR, but...) They're definitely going down; probably to jail, but at the least they'll be subject to massive fines, property seizures, etc. "Nothing to see here, folks; move along." GH _________________________________________________________________ Express yourself instantly with MSN Messenger! Download today - it's FREE! http://messenger.msn.click-url.com/go/onm00200471ave/direct/01/

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[Politech] Passport RFID tracking: a between-the-lines read [priv] (fwd from declan@well.com)
by Eugen Leitl 09 May '05

09 May '05

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[rationalchatter] Interesting Trial - IRS trial - July 11th (fwd)
by J.A. Terranson 09 May '05

09 May '05

---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Mon, 9 May 2005 17:45:35 -0700 (PDT) From: marc guttman <marc_guttman(a)yahoo.com> Reply-To: rationalchatter(a)yahoogroups.com To: rationalchatter(a)yahoogroups.com, thefamilyguttman(a)yahoogroups.com Subject: [rationalchatter] Interesting Trial - IRS trial - July 11th This is an interesting trial. Men with guns. Tessa and Larken Rose may be sent to jail. Watch 3 min. - video - http://www.861.info/tessa.html Trial starts July 11th. There is a petition to encourage that it be videotaped. --------------------------------- Yahoo! Mail Stay connected, organized, and protected. Take the tour

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Software Stores Clearance Sale jK
by Maria Pitts 09 May '05

09 May '05

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Start shagging more frequently with the wonder pill
by Tracy North 09 May '05

09 May '05

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[IP] Real ID = National ID (fwd from dave@farber.net)
by Eugen Leitl 09 May '05

09 May '05

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by Adrienne Dudley 09 May '05

09 May '05

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09 May '05

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