December 2003 - cypherpunks-legacy

[humor]
by Jean-Francois Avon 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

In Computer Heaven: The management is from Intel, The design and construction is done by Apple, The marketing is done by Microsoft, IBM provides the support, Gateway determines the pricing. In Computer Hell: The management is from Apple, Microsoft does design and construction, IBM handles the marketing, The support is from Gateway, Intel sets the price. Jean-Francois Avon, B.Sc. Physics, Montreal, Canada DePompadour, Société d'Importation Ltée Limoges fine porcelain and french crystal JFA Technologies, R&D physicists & engineers Instrumentation & control, LabView programming PGP keys: http://bs.mit.edu:8001/pks-toplev.html PGP ID:C58ADD0D:529645E8205A8A5E F87CC86FAEFEF891 PGP ID:5B51964D:152ACCBCD4A481B0 254011193237822C

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your papers please
by Anton Sherwood 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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17 Dec '03

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Atilla Remailer Down...
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

From: MX%"Postmaster(a)west.cscwc.pima.edu" "SMTP delivery agent" 15-JUL-1998 22:13:46.82 To: MX%"lreed(a)west.cscwc.pima.edu" CC: Subj: SMTP delivery error Return-Path: <> Date: Wed, 15 Jul 1998 22:13:44 MST From: SMTP delivery agent <Postmaster(a)west.cscwc.pima.edu> To: <lreed(a)west.cscwc.pima.edu> Subject: SMTP delivery error X-Report-Type: Nondelivery; boundary="> Error description:" Note: this message was generated automatically. An error was detected while processing the enclosed message. A list of the affected recipients follows. This list is in a special format that allows software like LISTSERV to automatically take action on incorrect addresses; you can safely ignore the numeric codes. --> Error description: Error-For: attila(a)prime.net Error-Code: 2 Error-Text: %MX_SMTP-F-GENERIC_FAILURE, unknown failure status -(Via prime.net) -Transcript: -Rcvd: 220 webm4.ntx.net ESMTP Sendmail 8.8.5/8.8.5; Wed, 15 Jul 1998 21:58:47 -0700 (PDT) -Sent: HELO west.cscwc.pima.edu -Rcvd: 250 webm4.ntx.net Hello west.wc.pima.edu [144.90.64.14], pleased to meet you -Sent: MAIL FROM:<lreed(a)west.cscwc.pima.edu> -Rcvd: 250 <lreed(a)west.cscwc.pima.edu>... Sender ok -Sent: RCPT TO:<attila(a)prime.net> -Rcvd: 571 <attila(a)prime.net>... [144.90.64.14] not permitted to relay from <lreed(a)west.cscwc.pima.edu> to <attila(a)prime.net> Error-End: 1 error detected ------------------------------ Rejected message ------------------------------ Received: by west.cscwc.pima.edu (MX V4.2 VAX) id 21; Wed, 15 Jul 1998 22:13:22 MST Date: Wed, 15 Jul 1998 22:13:22 MST From: Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC <lreed(a)west.cscwc.pima.edu> To: attila(a)prime.net Message-ID: <009C93C6.3E06C0E0.21(a)west.cscwc.pima.edu> Subject: Sure, you *claim* you're a Deacon... "Evangelists do more than lay people."

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show me
by dennis e strausser jr 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

I will not say much give me what you have

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My wife shagged the pool team/Swedish hooker sues clients
by STUFFED/EUREKA! 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Re: Whitehouse Bastards want my name named.
by Samson 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Cyberdog wrote: > > Blumenthal Discovery requests both the Email subscriber list to > Drudge Report AND contributor list to Drudge Legal Defense > Fund... mailto:help@nym.alias.net - don't subscribe without it.

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by RealNetworks News 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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CTIA Daily News from WOW-COM - July 16, 1998
by CTIA Daily News 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Windows and Internet Explorer Support News Watch - July 13, 1998
by Support Online Staff 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Windows and Internet Explorer Support News Watch ================================================ As a subscriber to the Windows and Internet Explorer Support News Watch, you receive e-mail twice each month that highlights some of the new articles recently published on Support Online, Microsoft's award-winning technical support web site. The following are new Support Online articles that answer frequently asked questions about using Windows and Internet Explorer: Contents -------- - Microsoft Windows 98 - Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0 for Windows 95 and Windows NT 4.0 - Microsoft Windows CE Microsoft Windows 98 -------------------- Troubleshooting Windows 98 Startup Problems and Error Messages (Q188867) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/8/67.asp Cannot Connect to America Online or Install America Online 4.0 (Q188654) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/6/54.asp Err Msg: There Is No WinModem Found in Your Computer, But... (Q188601) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/6/01.asp Err Msg: Not Enough Memory to Convert to FAT32. To Free Up... (Q188561) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/5/61.asp DVD Support in Windows 98 (Q188513) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/5/13.asp Error Message: Error 745: An Essential File Is Missing (Q174579) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q174/5/79.asp Error Message "Invalid System Disk" After Setup Reboots (Q128730) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q128/7/30.asp "Earlier Version of MSN Detected" Using Inbox Icon (Q189077) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q189/0/77.asp "Call to Undefined Dynalink" Message During Windows 98 Setup (Q188970) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/9/70.asp "Internal Error Occurred" Error Message Using Internet Explorer (Q188952) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/9/52.asp Error Message: Not Enough Memory to Load RamDrive (Q188886) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/8/86.asp Err Msg: This Software Does Not Support Windows 98 and... (Q188865) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/8/65.asp Err Msg: This Version of Windows Does Not Run on MS-DOS 7.0... (Q188795) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/7/95.asp Err Msg: There Is No WinModem Found in Your Computer, But... (Q188601) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/6/01.asp Err Msg: Windows Cannot Find Program.exe, Which Is Needed... (Q188592) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/5/92.asp Cannot Gain Access to Multiple CD-ROM Drives Using Startup Disk (Q188391) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/3/91.asp Err Msg: The Microsoft Dial-Up Adapter Is in Use or Not... (Q188141) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/1/41.asp Minimum Hardware Requirements for Windows 98 Installation (Q182751) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q182/7/51.asp Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0 for Windows 95 and Windows NT 4.0 ----------------------------------------------------------------- Err Msg: Internet Explorer Cannot Open the Site <Web Address>... (Q189057) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q189/0/57.asp Internet Explorer Issues Extra Challenge with NTLM (Q189033) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q189/0/33.asp Check Boxes and Option Buttons on Web Page Are Not Printed (Q188988) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/9/88.asp Err Msg: Internet Explorer Cannot Open the Internet Site... (Q188839) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/8/39.asp Problems with Internet Explorer and the Safe Passage Program (Q188706) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/7/06.asp Microsoft Windows CE -------------------- WinCE: Cannot Connect Handheld PC Using Dial-Up Networking (Q189122) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q189/1/22.asp WinCE 2.0: Terminal Connection Settings Spontaneously Change (Q189097) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q189/0/97.asp WinCE: Infrared Connection Disconnects During Synchronization (Q189058) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q189/0/58.asp WinCE: System Tool in Control Panel Lists Only One PC Card (Q188980) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/9/80.asp WinCE: Remote Networking Connection Preferences Are Not Saved (Q188894) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/8/94.asp Summary of Known Issues in Pocket Word on a Handheld PC (Q188782) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/7/82.asp Summary of Issues in Note Taker on a Palm-Size PC (Q188505) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/5/05.asp InstallShield Hangs When You Install Windows CE Services (Q188485) http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q188/4/85.asp Get Support Online Articles by E-mail ------------------------------------- You can also receive these articles (and others) in e-mail by sending a message to mshelp(a)microsoft.com. In the Subject line of your message, enter the Article-ID number (Qnnnnnn). For example to receive Q162721, your Subject line should resemble the following example: Subject: Q162721 You can have multiple articles sent to you in e-mail by typing multiple Article-ID numbers separated by a comma. For example: Subject: Q178049, Q174914, Q174062 To receive an index of articles, enter "Index" (without quotation marks) in the Subject line. For example: Subject: Index The MSHelp Index is updated monthly. For more information about MSHelp, see http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q183/1/21.asp. Visit Support Online -------------------- We also encourage you to visit Support Online at http://support.microsoft.com/support/ to see our complete selection of helpful articles designed to answer questions about using Microsoft products. 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