December 2003 - cypherpunks-legacy

Your Credit Report
by mailhost＠aol.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Re: S. 1284 To Amend (C) Act
by Andrew Loewenstern 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

> S. 1284, s1201: "No person shall import, manufacture or distribute > any device, product, or component incorporated into a device or > product, or offer or perform any service, the primary purpose or > effect of which is to avoid, bypass, remove, deactivate, or otherwise > circumvent, without the authority of the copyright owner or the > law, any process, treatement, mechanism or system which prevents > or inhibits the violation of any of the exclusive rights of the > copyright owner under section 106." IANAL, but I thought these types of laws were already tested and deemed unconstitutional in cases involving video-tape copying boxes, dual video cassette dubbing decks, SCMS 'scrubbers', etc... andrew

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Birds of a Feather...
by John A. Perry 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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17 Dec '03

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D.C. (and other?) C'punx at C.S.I. show?
by zuhn＠sctc.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

I'm going to be in D.C. for the CSI show next week (Nov 5-8), and would be interested in getting together (dinner, beer, whatever) with other folks interested in cypherpunkish things. If a number of you respond, I'll try to coordinate some sort of group event if at all possible. Send me mail, give me a call, or stop by booth 111. -- david d `zoo' zuhn -- secure computing corporation -- zuhn(a)sctc.com

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NewSpeak: TIS RecoverKey
by Robert Hettinga 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Cable TV Privacy (was Re: InfoWar)
by Greg Broiles 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Scott Brickner writes: > David G. Koontz writes: > > > >>Industry representatives played down the privacy loopholes. > >>Ronald Plesser, a Washington attorney who represents online > >>services and direct marketing firms, said, "I know of no > >>example of anybody trafficking in e-mail descriptions." A > >>spokeswoman for Hughes Electronics Corp.'s DirecTV said, "We > >>do not release names of customers that ordered movies. > > > >The name of the customer of a video tape rental may be disclosed > >only under narrow constraints (USC 18 Chap 121 2710): > Didn't you read the post? The whole point was that the constraints > *don't* cover many *new* technology. Sure, your local video store > can't release the data, but your *cable* company is under no such > constraint with regard to pay-per-view. Ditto with Hughes DirecTV. Local cable TV companies *are* constrained re recordkeeping about consumer choices and disclosure of that data - see 47 USC 551, the "Cable Television Consumer Protection and Competition Act of 1992". They must disclose at the time you sign up for service and once yearly what data they keep about your watching/purchasing choices, and who that data is disclosed to. They must dispose of that data when it is no longer useful for the purpose for which it was collected. Consumers get liquidated damages of the greater of $100 per day or $1000, plus attorney's fees and (maybe) punitive damages. But I agree that cable TV != DirecTV, and that Hughes seems to be unregulated in this field. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: 2.6.2 iQCVAwUBMJc4e33YhjZY3fMNAQFJJAP+M0G3St6Bhtjxzukt6kmjUsBQO2htEY1/ RVaIpitdsT/mXBHzrlkE8zC6kBTwK2vFha47vSUO4WyOfEvS02sbzY99XR7VwuIo z/LTgFpc89ZLxFOYEPITZ/7AV/8+8Yau3FmlNOrfBnhQTOPlCFOfWeUEYaZFi1BH 64bpq1copqk= =CWe+ -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

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PROTECT YOUR COMPUTER
by otasco＠ix7.ix.netcom.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Hit-and-Run Anonymous Posts (Re: "Dr." Fred)
by tcmay＠got.net 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Before someone corrects me: I wrote: "Exceptions are the cases when an anonymous source has something "sensitive" to contribute, such as the release of the putative MD4 code, and the like." MD or RC4, I forget which it was. My point is that anonymity has been used to post stuff like this (putatively), and that this is a "good" use of anonymity. Good in the sense of being non-flamish, non-infantile. (Not everyone thinks using anonymous posts to "liberate" intellectual property is a "good" thing, but then I'm sure a lot of people don't think it's good that the secrets of how to fix plumbing are written up in books for all to read.) --Tim May Views here are not the views of my Internet Service Provider or Government. ---------:---------:---------:---------:---------:---------:---------:---- Timothy C. May | Crypto Anarchy: encryption, digital money, tcmay(a)got.net 408-728-0152 | anonymous networks, digital pseudonyms, zero Corralitos, CA | knowledge, reputations, information markets, Higher Power: 2^756839 | black markets, collapse of governments. "National borders are just speed bumps on the information superhighway."

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!!! DEATH THREAT !!!
by HugeCajones Remailer 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

You should be careful before you do foolish things like making a death threat because it can have really bad results. It can make people really nervous and think maybe they should get you first. Sometimes they hire other people to get you before you get themreally bad people sometimes. Sometimes even bad people who act like they are good people and fool everyone until they kill you. Which brings me to the point I am trying to make: You should not try to kill the Constitution any more because there is not enough left to make people safe and they might get really nervous and think maybe they should get you firstor even after. For revenge. People like the Constitution a lot and if you are making a death threat against it then it is like saying your going to kill someone elses friend or family and everyone knows that they will kill you because they are domestic and not a stranger. Or is it that they are stranger and not domesticated? Never mind. You know what I mean. Especially if you try to make it so that they cannot put aluminum foil hats on their thoughts and their words and their writing. Then they get really, really, nervous and maybe start thinking that they have to kill everybody because they are not safe from anybody. You should be careful if you find yourself walking next to someone whistling that Crosby Stills & Nash song "If you cant kill the one you lovethen kill the one youre with." (ç Thats a joke but it would be really funny if you took it serious and whacked someone out for whistling it anyway.) (Its not like they have a Constitutional right to whistle it or anything....hee, hee.) You should be careful before you vote to kill the Constitution and look under all your chairs and stuff, just in case. You should maybe look in your conscience too and see if you are not a bad person maybe. You should also maybe look in a mirror and make sure you are not cross eyed and that there is nobody beside you whistling that song "If looks could killthen you would only be hurting yourself."(<== that's a joke.) Even if you do think you can kill the Constitution and still have all of the people believe you are not a bad person then you should at least try not to let really stupid people who you work with say things like "I am too stupid to learn about this stuff so I am going to let the guys who want to make aluminum foil hats illegal and put everyone in jail decide how I vote to kill the Constitution." The one those guys who always say "Nuke DC" call Swinestein said that and it made everyone think you are all that stupid and going to let people with guns who kill women and children make your votes for you. Then even more of them say "Nuke DC" especially when they remember how bad the guys with the guns that you are letting vote for you fucked their friend (sorry but thats what they did) for making a stink with the IRS. That is really all I am trying to say. Is that you should be careful that you dont kill so much of the Constitution and let the guys with the guns screw so many people that nobody feels safe from them anymore because they wont just get nervous about them they will get nervous about you too because you promised to protect them and didnt. Just try to remember that it never ends. If you take away some of the guns from people then you have to take away all the guns or you are in big trouble. If you take away some of the Constitution from people then you have to take away all of the Constitution or you are in big trouble. Even if you think you took away all of the things that people can use to be safe and free then they will make morelike Doritos. If you try to kill them with bullshit then they will try to kill you with their own brand of fertilizer. If you take away their aluminum foil hats then they will make hats out of paper and call them Forever Young. Killing the Constitution is a lot like killing DCif your going to do it then you might as well do it right and do it all at once. Guys with guns who want to kill Freeh-dumb know that and so do guys with nukes who are Freeh-dumb fighters. (My uncle made up a new word about himhe said he "testiLies to Congress.") Dont be a stranger, APlayerToBeNamedLater p.s - If you see Declan McCullagh getting in his car and driving like hell away from the city then you should get in your car and do the same thing. You dont need to pack a suitcase because I think if he does that then there is already one packed. (Thats what the guys with guns told you in your secret meetings so you will kill the Constitution for them isnt it?) p.p.s.- If you hear someone say "President Freeh" then do not wait for Declan just get the hell out of there real fast anyway. You can come to my place if you want and help me send out secret aluminum foil hats. (Bring a whoopee cushion and we will make little funny booms instead of big scary ones. We are a little more laid back out here in the country than you guys in the big city.)

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