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17 Dec '03

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RE: CIA 4 Nags: Hackers Crypto Y2K Foreigners
by Jean-Francois Avon 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

On Thu, 25 Jun 1998 09:35:40 -0700, Ernest Hua wrote: >I just don't understand how, in 1998, anyone could let Tenet get away >with a claim about key recovery like this. Didn't anyone ask him how he >expected high-tech hackers (especially those possibly aided by foreign >intelligence agencies) to use key recovery? Same thing (gross lies) happens in the "freedom to own and keep arms" context... Ciao jfa Definition: FACISM: n.: a political and economic movement, strongly nationalistic, magnifying the rights of the state as opposed to those of the individual, in which industry, though remaining largely under private ownership, and all administrative political units, are controlled by a strong central government. ------------------------------------------------- "One of the ordinary modes by which tyrants accomplish their purpose, without resistance, is by disarming the people and making it an offense to keep arms". - Joseph Story, U.S. Supreme Court Justice. ------------------------------------------------- the German gun control laws were enacted by the "liberal" Weimar Republic government that preceded Hitler, and were a strong aid to his coming to power -- because they disarmed Hitler's opponents, and Hitler's adherents ignored them -- as criminals have always ignored gun control laws. Disarming the public is a frequent first step toward dictatorships and genocides. Once the disarming is complete, the public is helpless against those who have the guns. ------------------------------------------------- PGP keys: http://bs.mit.edu:8001/pks-toplev.html PGP ID:C58ADD0D:529645E8205A8A5E F87CC86FAEFEF891 PGP ID:5B51964D:152ACCBCD4A481B0 254011193237822C

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17 Dec '03

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SORM: New ex-KGB moves in telecom
by Maksim Otstavnov 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- To whom it may concern: The text between [Start of translation] and [End of translation] lines below is a verbatim translation of the two drafts of documents which are currently in the state of approvement by the two Russian ministries: Federal Security Service (FSB, one of the five special services inheriting to KGB) and State Committee on Communications (Goskomsvyaz'). The originals (and comments) are available at the Libertarium Webpages (www.ice.ru/libertarium/sorm) Inconsistencies of the original texts (including but not restrictive to: paragraph misnumbering, language vagueness etc.) are left intact. I left the two Russian abbreviations: SORM for the System of effitient research measures, and FSB for the Federal Security Service, to avoid confusion in future. In short: if approved, the rules will provide exKGB with technical facility to _directly_ and covertly wiretap _any_ information transmitted via telecommunication networks including telephone, telegraph, Internet etc. and there will be no means to ensure KGBists obtained a court warrant (required by Constitution and other federal legislation) before wiretapping. Any informed comments (of legal and technological, not emotional nature) from both organisations and from individual experts are welcome. I am grateful to all involved with obtaining the documents. Hope some day I will be in a position to mention them by their names... - - Maksim Otstavnov [Start of translation] Approved Deputy Director Federal Security Service A.A.Bespalov "____"___________1998 Confirmed "____"___________1998 TECHNICAL REQUIREMENTS TO THE SYSTEM OF TECHNICAL MEANS PROVIDING FOR THE FULLFILMENT OF EFFICIENT RESEARCH MEASURES IN THE DOCUMENTAL TELECOMMUNICATIONS NETWORKS Approved Head of the Telecommunications Management A.Yu.Rokotyan "____"___________1998Ç. First Deputy to the Director General Of the Central Research Institute of the State Telecommunications of Russia Yu.A.Alekseev "____"___________1998Ç. 1. PURPOSE 1.1. The system of technical means destined to provide for the system of efficient research measures (SORM) in the networks of the documental telecommunications (NDTC) is being arranged at the basis of the Russian Federation legislation and is meant to provide for technical support of the above research measures in the telecommunications networks which are used for supplying customers with telematic services, data transmission services, and access to the world global information network of INTERNET. 1.2 The actual technical requirements (TR) concern all NDTC regardless of their forms of ownership formed previously or being currently formed according to the Russian State Communications Committee licenses. 1.3. SORM should provide for reading of all information (both incoming and outgoing) belonging to the specific subscribers of the network(s) in question. 1.4. The actual TR should be observed regardless of what means of information protection may be used in the NDTC. 1.5. The actual TR should be observed while providing additional services to the NDTC subscribers. 1.6. The actual TR should be observed for each individual subscriber regardless of the type of his connection to the DTC networks (individual or collective). 2. SET OF EQUIPMENT The set of SORM equipment should include: hardware and software means (HSM) providing for the requirements fulfillment by SORM, these means should be part of the distant control center (DCC) - HSM SORM DCC; hardware and software means (HSM) providing for the requirements fulfillment by SORM these means should be part of the NDTC node equipment - HSM SORM NDTC; communication channel (communication lines and channeling hardware) providing for establishing of communication between HSM SORM DCC and HSM SORM NDTC; Note: The channeling hardware should be part of the HSM SORM NDTC equipment. SORM software security and confidentiality protection means. 3. GENERAL REQUIREMENTS FOR THE SORM ORGANIZATION 3.1. NDTC SORM management should be controlled from the DCC by way of its cooperation with the HSM SORM DCC via communication channels providing for controlling commands transmission from the DCC to HSM SORM NDTC and for information transmission from HSM SORM NDTC to the DCC. 3.2 SORM should provide for transmission of the following information from the HSM SORM NDTC to the DCC: about the HSM SORM NDTC readiness; about the results of DCC commands fulfillment; about unauthorized interference with the HSM SORM NDTC work. 3.3. SORM should provide for transmission to the DCC the NDTC subscribers data base with the following information about subscribers at the request of the DCC operator: registration date in the DTC networks; electronic address; registration address; additional services provided (including internet roaming (and voice communication services). 3.4. At the DCC command SORM should provide for receiving of the following information pertaining to any individual user: statistic information reading; reading of information (both incoming and outgoing) belonging to specific subscribers. Note: This command may be documented by the communications operator. 3.5. SORM should provide for determination of: subscriber's telephone number if he uses common carrier telephone line (providing this line allows for this) for using telematic services and data transmission; subscriber's electronic address if the latter uses other telecommunication networks for using telematic services and data transmission. 3.6. While reading statistical information SORM should provide for transmission of the following information to the DCC HSM SORM NDTC: period of work in the NDTC; telephone or commuted telephone line number or network address (of an other network) used for NDTC access; network addresses used for reception or transmission of information via NDTC. 3.7. While reading information SORM should provide for transmission of the following information to the DCC HSM SORM NDTC: period of work in the NDTC; telephone or commuted telephone line number or network address (other network address) used for NDTC access; real-time information transmitted via NDTC and belonging to specific subscribers. 3.8. The SORM reaction time from the moment of DCC command transmission to the moment of its fulfillment confirmation by the HSM SORM NDTC reception should not exceed 30 seconds (excluding the communication services access discontinuation). 4. HSM SORM NDTC AND HSM SORM DCC COMMUNICATION INTERFACE 4.1. Communication between SORM and DCC should be conducted via the data transmission channel. 4.2. Data transmission channel reservation should be provided. 4.3. Switch to the reserve channel should be provided in case of the main channel fault. 4.4. The information exchange should be conducted via isolated communication channel in a duplex regime at a speed not less than maximally allowed for the NDTC subscribers. 4.5. Interface of communication with the channeling equipment should comply with the ITTU recommendations V.36, V.24, G.703. 4.6. Protocol of digital data exchange between SORM and DCC should comply with the X.25 ITTU recommendation (edition of 1995) for single chain LAPB procedure. Note: When protocols used for the networks information exchange differ from those recommended by the ITTU X.25 (such as TCP/IP), the protocol of information exchange between SORM and DCC may differ from the protocol mentioned in paragraph 4.6. as agreed with the FSB of Russia and the network administration. 4.7. The protocol of connection between SORM and DCC (the type of service information, SORM/DCC interaction algorithm, arrangement of the information transmission) should be defined in the process of SORM software development by agreement with the FSB of Russia. 5. SORM EFFICIENCY CONTROL 5.1. Functional control of the SORM hardware and software efficiency against the background of the NDTC equipment functioning should be provided for during the exploitation. 5.2. DCC should receive information concerning faults interfering with the work of the NDTC SORM. 5.3. Performance control of the information exchange channels between SORM and DCC should be provided for. In case of the damage of information exchange equipment data transmission should be cancelled and a corresponding message should be transmitted to the maintenance personnel while automatic switch on to the reserve channel should be fulfilled. 6. UNAUTHORIZED INFORMATION ACCESS CONTROL 6.1. The possibility of unauthorized interference with the process of functioning and interaction between the HSM SORM NDTC and HSM SORM DCC should be excluded. 6.2. The possibility of unauthorized access to the data and software providing for the HSM SORM NDTC interaction should be excluded. 6.4. DCC should receive reports on all attempts of unauthorized access and interference with the HSM SORM NDTC functioning. 6.5. Information exchange between SORM and DCC should be secured. 7. SORM INITIALIZING AND RESTART 7.2. In case of SORM node software restart the information about this fact should be transmitted to the DCC. 7.3. Technological conditions of the SORM node software restart should include the procedure of HSM SORM NDTC restart. 7.4. A possibility of restarting part of the software controlling the work of the HSM SORM NDTC should be provided for at the DCC command. _____________________________________________________________________________ Approved Deputy Director of the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation A.A.Bespalov "____"___________1998 Confirmed "___"___________1998 THE ORDER OF IMPLEMENTATION OF THE SYSTEM OF THE EFFICIENT RESEARCH MEASURES IN THE DOCUMENT TELECOMMUNICATIONS NETWORKS First Deputy to the Director General of the Central Research Institute of the State Telecommunications of Russia Yu.A.Alekseev "____"___________1998 Administrations of the telecommunications documental networks (DTC) including the services of data transmission, telematic services, Internet informational resources access services that are guided by the "Technical Requirements To The System Of Technical Means Providing For The Fullfilment Of Effecient Research Measures In The Documental Telecommunications" should conduct the following technical and administrative operations. A plan of measures to be taken in order to implement the system of efficient research measures (SORM) in the network consisting of two stages (the first stage may be missing) should be developed and coordinated with the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation. The first stage - implementation of limited functions SORM using standard equipment of the telecommunications provider, experimental running of the system and evaluation of its compliance with the main technical SORM requirements. The second stage - full fledged SORM implementation considering the results of the experimental exploitation. The first stage provides for: 1. Development and coordination with the FSB of the technological scheme and SORM functioning algorithms at the telecommunications operator's network based on the technical requirements. 2. Correction if necessary of SORM technical requirements considering the results of the first stage implementation. 3. Development of the list of SORM hardware and software used at the first stage and according to the results of the first stage (stating type, cost, supply conditions and payer for each item). 4. Preparation of proposals and coordination with the FSB of Russia of the necessary communication protocols for data exchange between SORM equipment and standard equipment of the telecommunications provider if the provider complies with the SORM technical requirements (stage 2). 5. Purchase and delivery of the SORM equipment in accordance with the list provided by p. 3 6. Allocation of necessary technical means for checking and tuning of the SORM software at the provider's equipment. 8. Organization of the intercity communication line between telecommunications operator and the DCC. 9. Preparation of the exploitation and technical documentation for the SORM including the regulations for the duty services interaction. 10. Testing and tuning of the SORM hardware and software during interaction with the telecommunications operator standard equipment. The first stage is completed as the SORM acceptance report is signed and it is accepted for experimental exploitation as the result of the joint tests (FSB as the contractor and the telecommunications operator as the performer.) The second stage provides for: 1. Development of the SORM requirements for the telecommunications operator equipment based on the "Technical Requirements To The System Of Technical Means Providing For The Fulfillment Of Efficient Research Measures In The Documental Telecommunications" (adjusted if necessary according to the results of the first stage) containing the list of: hardware and software means providing for the implementation of the SORM requirements and included into the equipment of the node (nodes) of DTC network - HSM SORM NDTC; hardware and software means providing for implementation of the SORM requirements and included into the DCC equipment - HSM SORM DCC; type of channel for communication between NDTC and HSM SORM DCC; type of equipment for the communication channel between the HSM SORM NDTC and HSM SORM DCC; the data exchange velocity between the HSM SORM NDTC and HSM SORM DCC; protocol of the data exchange in the communication channel between HSM SORM NDTC and HSM SORM DCC; protocol of junction between HSM SORM NDTC and HSM SORM DCC; information security and privacy protection software for the SORM. Telecommunications operator should coordinate technical requirements with the FSB of Russia. 2. The specification of the specific hardware and software that should be included as part of the standard equipment of the telecommunications operator and of the DCC (stating type, cost, supply conditions and payer for each item) is compiled according to the technical requirements. The specification is coordinated by the telecommunications operator with the FSB of Russia organs. 3. Technical design development for the SORM implementation by the telecommunications operator's enterprise is fulfilled by the organization licensed for the fulfillment of design works by the order of the telecommunications operator. 4. Development of the SORM technical exploitation documentation including regulation for duty services interaction. 5. SORM equipment assembling at the telecommunications operator's enterprise is fulfilled by the organization licensed for the fulfillment of assembling works by the order of the telecommunications operator. 6. Testing and tuning of the SORM software at the telecommunications operator's equipment. 7. Conducting joint SORM tests (FSB of the Russian Federation as a contractor and the telecommunications operator as a performer). The second stage is concluded with the SORM industrial exploitation acceptance report which is jointly approved by the telecommunications operator management and the FSB of Russia representatives. [End of translation] -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGP for Personal Privacy 5.0.1iRu Charset: noconv iQCVAwUBNZJq7XGCEHWOiJDhAQE6cwP9Fm9c8js94liPIbQa+UHUAsPFuOAmEUQd QsMIlNgJjTtRvmoDZS6fjxYbLgbO4imEOtsKEeIMJsZqX8UC0er2tk7VO3eK0968 EzM8w3+t8yFLB98/tWGE9Ghz2HiZh/ywoRiGX8Y08ZkKitYgOk/Aq4EmBHVQp92X ePOimdtAtdY= =BdJi -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- Maksim Otstavnov <maksim(a)volga.net> http://www.ice.ru/otstavnov/ -- - chief, Labs of Civil & Financial Crypto -- - editor, "CompuNomika" monthly -- - maintainer of The Russian PGP HomePage

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by CTIA Daily News 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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17 Dec '03

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RE: CIA 4 Nags: Hackers Crypto Y2K Foreigners
by Ernest Hua 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

It is my humble opinion that possession of something physical that the average person does not have the means to manufacture without significant cost is very different from possession of something anyone with high school math/CS skills can create from freely available books. Now, if, next week, someone demonstrates a gun or some other physical offensive weapon easily manufacturable using off the shelf parts at $10 a pop with less than $50 start-up costs (these numbers must include the entire mechanism; in the case of a gun, it would include the bullets). My objection to crypto regulations have nothing to do with rights; it has to do with enforcement. If you have almost no hope of enforcing significant percentages of the violations of a crime law without posting policemen at every PC and workstation, it would seem that the law is pointless. If the behavior is truly undesirable, then other means are required to minimize the negative consequences of that behavior. If you or anyone else really really want to follow up on this line of discussion, please E-Mail me directly, and I will be happy to Cc: anyone else expressing interest; I suspect I will not want to waste net bandwidth debating this because it is largely theoretical. Ern -----Original Message----- From: Jean-Francois Avon [SMTP:jf_avon@citenet.net] Sent: Thursday, June 25, 1998 11:59 AM To: Ernest Hua Cc: Cypherpunks Subject: RE: CIA 4 Nags: Hackers Crypto Y2K Foreigners On Thu, 25 Jun 1998 09:35:40 -0700, Ernest Hua wrote: >I just don't understand how, in 1998, anyone could let Tenet get away >with a claim about key recovery like this. Didn't anyone ask him how he >expected high-tech hackers (especially those possibly aided by foreign >intelligence agencies) to use key recovery? Same thing (gross lies) happens in the "freedom to own and keep arms" context... Ciao jfa Definition: FACISM: n.: a political and economic movement, strongly nationalistic, magnifying the rights of the state as opposed to those of the individual, in which industry, though remaining largely under private ownership, and all administrative political units, are controlled by a strong central government. ------------------------------------------------- "One of the ordinary modes by which tyrants accomplish their purpose, without resistance, is by disarming the people and making it an offense to keep arms". - Joseph Story, U.S. Supreme Court Justice. ------------------------------------------------- the German gun control laws were enacted by the "liberal" Weimar Republic government that preceded Hitler, and were a strong aid to his coming to power -- because they disarmed Hitler's opponents, and Hitler's adherents ignored them -- as criminals have always ignored gun control laws. Disarming the public is a frequent first step toward dictatorships and genocides. Once the disarming is complete, the public is helpless against those who have the guns. ------------------------------------------------- PGP keys: http://bs.mit.edu:8001/pks-toplev.html PGP ID:C58ADD0D:529645E8205A8A5E F87CC86FAEFEF891 PGP ID:5B51964D:152ACCBCD4A481B0 254011193237822C

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Skipjack HTM
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

We've transcribed a hardcopy of the 23-page SKIPJACK doc into HTML: http://jya.com/skipjack-spec.htm (350K, 41K text, 309K JPEG images of equations and figures) A Zipped version: http://jya.com/skipjack-spec.zip (295K) Reports of typos in the tables welcomed.

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BumBoy I - Space Aliens Hide My Drugs!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Entertainment for Victims June 1998 * $7.09 _________________________ Trojan Anniversary Issue BumBoy Interview: Wham! Bam! C-J VAN DAMNNED {AKA-Tutu, TruthMangler, ASlayerToBeNamedLater, ad infinitum} VIAGRA AND NIGHTSTICKS The Untold Story Mrs. Tom Snyder LATE NIGHT BIG MOUTH _____________________________________________________________ DEAR BUMBO GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! "Regarding the well-researched article claiming that the length of President Clinton's dick and the circumference of his two balls results in the number '666', I was wondering if the dick-length was a surface measurement taking into account the famous 'bend', or if it was measured 'as the crow flies.' Paula Lewinski, Lincoln Bedroom Decorat(or/tion) {Next time, Monica, don't write your question on the back of your personalized stationery, and you won't have to eat crow, instead of flies. - BB} THE BUMBO ADVISOR K- JELL0 "Does it violate a Canadian citizen's Charter Rights when the RCMP put sand in the Vaseline?" ~ Sandy SandFart, A Radical Moderator [Not if they are good kissers. - BB] MOVIES WAG THE STRAW DOG The movie opens with great promise, as ClitOn's OpenFly- Behind-Closed-Doors policy is exposed by BlackBalls operatives of a former president referred to only as 'Dick' who break into Ken Starr's offices to plant X-Rays suggesting that Monica Jones' pussy was bent *before* her accusations of PresiBent ClitOn promising her a job as a favor for her favours, when the credit card he originally tried to pay her with turned out to have expired long before his erection had done so. The following scene, however, with PresiBent ClitOn dancing in front of a Ferral Grand Jury, having a large penis rising out of his shirt collar, and with a small 'head' sticking out of his open fly, singing "If I Only Had A Brain," turned out to be the highlight of a movie that was five years in the making, at a cost to the US Government of eighty million dollars. BUMBO RATING - One Prick Up __________________________________________________________ BumBoy Interview: C-J VAN DAMNNED A candied conversation with CyberSpace's most understood FUD Disseminator whose BadForgeries under the auspices of the Electronic Forgery Foundation have thus far failed to trick anyone but Adam Back and Alec McCrackin into being initiated by the Author into the mythical Circle of Eunuchs { It was a scene from a Film Blanc as AnInterviewerToBe- NamedLater was met at the door of the TrojanSafeHouse by a TruthMongrel wearing White Lipstick and no panties. It was immediately obvious that Blanc Weber's attempts to deflect the Author's obsession with her by forging love-letters to HimOrHer, purporting to be from Carol AnnaChrist CypherPunk, had not only failed miserably, but had also resulted in tremendous psychological trauma to Baby, who continually interrupted the BumBoy Interview by dropping a BadBillyG mask at the Author's feet, and backing towards him with her tail lifted. When asked about the vile-colored discharge coming from TruthMongrel's rear area, the Author merely mumbled an unintelligible statement about 'A tribute to Lucky Green' and forced a couple of antibotic pills down her throat with his penis. AnInterviewerToBeNamedLater, finding the door had locked behind her, quickly sat down and started her tape recorder before holding tightly onto the edges of her chair with both hands and attempting to smile as if nothing was wrong.} BUMBO: I guess I should start by asking you for the True Story (TM) behind the Legendary CypherPunks Moderation/ Censorship Experiment. VAN DAMNNED: The True Story (TM), never before told, is that the CypherPunks Censorship Crisis, which, incidentally, has the same acronym (current CypherPunks Word of the Week) as the Canadian Criminal Code, was, in reality, an attempt to forcefully remove me from the CypherPunks Classic Mailing List, after which the mailing list was scheduled to return to normal, much along the lines of the NewCoke-ClassicCoke ruse. BUMBO: Declan McCullagh, a MainDream journalist with the Netly News, and a media shill for Time Magazine, who was the first false profit to announce 'The Death of the CypherPunks', reported that the controversy began over the forced unsuscbriving of Dr. Dimitri Vulis, KOTM as a result of his relentless spamming of the CypherPunks Classic Mailing List. Are you suggesting that Declan is a lying piece of crap? VAN DAMNED: ou don't understand... There *is*no* Declan...there *is*no* Dimitri. BUMBO: Well bend me over, and call me Mary...are you serious? VAN DAMNNED: Fucking eh! Excuse me, but that's an old Canadian TouretTic saying... Believe me, I was as surprised as you are when I first began to suspect that the CypherPunks Classic Mailing List had at its heart the classic scent of a dark, hidden conspiracy. At first I thought it was part of the WorldWidePlot (TM) against me by Gomez and the Dark Allies, but I later discovered it to be the work of a lone gunman, operating from behind the grass grown on the knoll known as Mayonaisse Mountain. BUMBO: Timothy C. May? VAN DAMNNED: If that is his *real* name... BUMBO: Are you sure you're not full of shit and just trying to distract me while you try to peek up my skirt to see if I'm wearing any panties? VAN DAMNNED: Those are two separate issues... Actually, my underlover investigation, with Baby on top, eventually revealed that Tim May is a senile, grouchy old fart whose redneck, racist cynicism resulted in him being shunned by every decent, law-abiding, moral person on the InterNet, and he single-handedly began the CypherPunks Classic Mailing List by assuming the personas of a variety of alleged founders of the list, including Gilmore, Hughes, et al. TCM's original plan was to create a mystique around the list which would draw others into his sticky PreWorldWideWeb and result in his being able to twist the minds of others with his criminal, anarchistic beliefs. Over the years, however, the lack of response by others on the InterNet forced him to invent such a wide variety of CypherPunks Consistent Net Personas (TM) that he eventually went mad, identifying with each and every persona and subconsiously fearing the intrusion of 'outsiders' into the CypherReality that he had created. BUMBO: And he managed to maintain the illusion all of these years? VAN DAMNNED: es. As hard as it is to believe, little Timmy Mayonnaise, a sorry, pathetic loser whose CyberLoneliness drove him to madness, is solely responsible for the prodigious output of the CypherPunks over the years. BlackNet, Remailers, HashCash, StrangleHold and Comanche software... BUMBO: Are you saying that Sameer, Ian Goldberg, Peter Trei, Matt Blaze, Lance Cottrell, et al, don't exist? VAN DAMNNED: Never have, never will. BUMBO: And Sandy SandFart? VAN DAMNNED: The best-kept-secret in CypherPunks CyberHistory is that *I* am Sandy SandFart. BUMBO: Get out of here... VAN DAMNNED: OK, I'm leaving... BUMBO: No, you fucking idiot...that's just an expression! VAN DAMNNED: Oh...sorry... Anyway, the whole CypherPunks Censorship Crisis (not to be confused with the Canadian Criminal Code), began when I innocently joined the CypherPunks Classic Mailing List, believing it to be real. Tim May at first believed that I was just another one of his invented personas, but he inadvertantly stumbled upon documentation that I was actually a separate individual, and thus a threat to the CypherReality that he had so painstakingly created over the years. When I began to realize that my existence as an actual person was creating problems on the list, due to my post mathematically proving that I had broken PGP having mysteriously failed to show up on the CypherPunks list, I quickly changed my NetPersona to an imaginary being known as Toto, but the mental infirmities that prevented me from maintaining a Consistent CypherPunks Net Persona made it a useless exercise in redundant uselessness. Timothy C. May, under his John Gilmore persona, announced the forceful unsribiving of another of his CypherPunks personas, Dimitri Vulis, with the intention of having the CypherPunks Classic Mailing List moderated/censored by an entity introduced as Sandy SandFart. Recognizing TCM's clever ruse, I blindsided his devious plan by assuming the role of Sandy SandFart on the list, forcing little Timmy into a schizoid break during which he withdrew from the CypherPunks list as Tim C. May, while subconsiously maintaining his other personas. BUMBO: This is getting too weird... Do you have any actual *proof* of all this? VAN DAMNNED: Think about it... When did pouting little Timmy return to the list? After 'Toto' posted a message to the list, with the Subject: Cyphernomicon, Tim May was finally driven beyond the boundaries of bizarre brainiatic bedlam to the point where it broke the PGP-encrypted brainwaves holding apart his separate CypherPunks Consistent Net Personas, and he reached a level where he was 'Hun With Everything', including Attila. BUMBO: Uuhhh...are you starting to 'lose it'? VAN DAMNNED: Must be time to take my medication. Let's put a right-square bracket in and continue this interview after I suck up the pills I stashed up TruthMongrel's twat...]

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BumBoy II - Space Aliens Hide My Drugs!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

{ AnInterviewerToBeNamedLater, though sickened by the totally disgusting display of oral sodomy committed by the Author on the SingleInnocentChildDog, Baby, NunTheLess held her tight grip on the edges of her chair, keeping her knees together to thwart the depraved bastard from discovering whether or not she was wearing panties, and fulfilled her obligation to BUMBO to provide a completed interview in return for the drugs she had received as an advance} BUMBO: How did you finally confirm your suspicions as to Tim C. May being the only real subscriber to the CypherPunks Classic Mailing List? VAN DAMNNED: I reverse-engineered the Perl Beer script that Ignoramous ChewedOff, that dickless prick, sent to the list, explaining that it could be used to create forged posts from allegedly real Net Personas. Actually, I was trying to use the program to forge messages to the list, but I was stinking fucking drunk, and the next thing you know, EveryThing became EverClear. BUMBO: ou have...uuhhh...*something* sticking to your upper lip... VAN DAMNNED: Trade you a green one for a yellow one... BUMBO: Quit trying to peek up my goddamn skirt! VAN DAMNNED: Sorry, I can't help myself... Anyway, although the results of the reverse-engineering of Tim May's CommieSchill CypherPunks Consistent Net Persona, Ignoramous, proved my previously perceived preponderance of proof to be proven, it also revealed the presence of a second gunman lurking in the gunsmoke from the seedless grass behind the knoll on Mayonnaise mountain, even though at first it didn't make any SenseToMeA. BUMBO: JohnBob Hettinga-oung? VAN DAMNNED: Exactly. I had long suspected that Hettinga and oung were the same person, due to their Consistent CypherPunks Net Personas undergoing parallel degeneration into semi-coherent mad ramblings similar to those experienced by TruthMonger when I ran short of medications. At first, I suspected they were two separate individuals with the same drug connection, but when I made the final connection between Hettinga-oung and Kent Crispin, it became obvious that the 'Spooks' alleged to be operating in the background of the CypherPunks Classic Mailing List were actually only a single 'Spook', who, upon subversively joining the CypherPunks list as an undocumentable persona capable of sneaking in under Tim May's ever watchful, paranoid eyes, fell prey to TCM's madness, developing a wide variety of Consistent CypherPunks Net Spook Personas. BUMBO: What gave rise to the CypherPunks Disturbed Male List? VAN DAMNNED: Previous to the Legendary CypherPunks Moderation/ Censorship Experiment/Crisis, little Timmy Mayonnaise's inability to reconcile his masculine and feminine sides resulted in his few Female CypherPunks Consistent Net Personas being incapable of balancing the strong male presence represented by the majority of the CypherPunks personas he had created. In order to prevent his extreme homophobia from destroying the balance of the CypherTao, he was forced to personify it as Dr. Dimitri Vulis, KOTM, publically accusing all of TCM's other CypherPunks personas of being 'cocksuckers'. This enabled the other personas, chiefly John Gilmore, to manifest the parts of TCM's disturbed psyche that were warring against his feminine side, threatening to prevent his continued residency in NewAge California under the watchful eyes of Gloria Steinham clones. Once little Timmy had reconciled his masculine side with his feminine side, by listening to C.J. Parker's 'Song For Rose (I'll Give ou My Heart But My Dick Belongs To Momma)', he felt more comfortable wearing his Freudian Slip, and his CypherPunks personas began to break up into sub-groups with lives of their own. His Jim Choate persona runs the Austin CypherPunks Node, with the Einstein/Genius sub-personality peacefully coexisting with the Feminine/Hysteria sub-personality that flipped out when Toto violated Choate's identity by forging a post to the list in the WEBeastMaster's name. His Commie Schill persona, Igor, runs the Algebra/Semantics CypherPunks Node, with Igor's understanding of the similarities between the strict logic of mathematics and the flowing music of semantics making up for Tim's inability to understand the connection between Comrade Lenin and John Lennon, or why the sound of a Volkswagon engine was so hard to dance to. Lance Cottrel's InfoNextStep CypherPunks Node secretly funded by Steven BlowJobs, acts as a release valve for TCM's remaining homophobic repressions, allowing him to justify his anal- penetration fantasies by imagining that he is being victimized by manly Nazis while trapped under the snowmobile that flipped over while racing across the tundra, while still punishing himself by the pain that results at night, when the ice-weasels cum. Joichi Ito (a play-on-words referring to Pearl Harbor Computer's motto, "We Don't Eat [Ito] [Sushi] Dogs") as the TCM sub-personality running the CypherNip Node, allows TCM to indulge the S&M Bondage fantasies which are a prerequisite for buying land in NewAge California, while telling himself that he's not *really* a fucking weirdo, because he is only binding his feet. BUMBO: And TCM's blatant redneck racism? VAN DAMNNED: The Japanese CypherPunks Disturbed Male Node was one of TCM's subconsious creations, designed to balance his round-eyed, redneck imperialist side with the suppressed slant-eyed gook in his California NewAge CosmicMakeUp. Serious students of secular semantics soon saw that the 'Chop-chop' insults hurled by Tim May at his suppressed errowMenace CyphelPunks Consistent Net Pelsonas were actually a pidgen-English variation on a red-white-and-blue/ stars-and-stripes Harley Davidson phrase, 'Chopper-Chopper'. BUMBO: Uuhhh...it's getting a little deep. Is it medication time again? VAN DAMNNED: Think about it... David Formosa, AKA ? the Platypus. It was an early sign of the Chinc within struggling to get out, yet having to adopt an Australian alias because TCM was not yet ready to face butchering the English language without the excuse of being drunk, or a victim of an imaginary disease named agraphia, which was developed in a secret underground lavoratory by Kent Crispin, who was desperately trying to keep Tim May from consciously transposing his 'r's and 'l's, and realizing that Pearl Harbor Computer's motto, "We don't eat dogs." was not a reference to the disgusting dietary habits of Orientals, but a veiled reference to the Reptilian Nazis who sated their unnatural, carnal cuisenary desires by disguising themselves as alligators crawling out of the Florida swamps to savagely savour the sumptuous PuppyFlesh of TruthMongrel's distant cousins, the FrenchConnection Poodles, whose heroin habits were a survival mechanism designed to make them comfortably numb as the Reptilian Nazis dined on their gonads, long considered a delicacy by Space Aliens across the Universe, turning them into Circle Of Eunuchs DoggieInitiates just like Baby TruthMongrel, who was a Bitch trapped in a Stud's body before being interrogated as a suspected member of the Magic Circle by Gomez's Soviet dwarf, Hobbit uri Kokoff? the Platypus, who was the inspiration for Tim May's David 'The Australian Chinc' Formosa Consistent CypherPunks Net Persona, completing the Magic Circle that began as a defensive mechanism to thwart the Dark Forces that arise every time that a Unix system is booted, releasing Daemons, Zombies, Orphan Zombies, and the Dreaded Cron, enabling students to face these imaginary creations of their drug- addled minds with the comforting support of an equally nonexistent creation by a mentally disturbed FrostBack who bought into the drug-induced, Berzerkely Dungeons and Dragons fantasies resulting from secret digital implants into the brains of Bell Labs employees by Bill Gates in order to promote his less versatile DOS Operating System as a safe alternative to a Unix Operating System proliferating in the Bay Area, dangerously within reach of the Dark Forces in Oakland who were a threat to property values, in sharp contrast to the safety of Redmond, Washington, where BadBillyG's secret lover, Blanc Weber, kept the Dark Forces within the Author's mind at bay, by resisting HisOrHer efforts to psychically peek up her skirt, to see if she was wearing panties. BUMBO: If you're not going to take any medication, then I *am*... Baby! Come here...]

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