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[Fwd: This is a neat one]
by sphantom 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

sphantom wrote: > What if Dr.Seuss Wrote Technical Training Manuals? > > >>>>>>>>>>>>COMPUTER MANUAL by Dr. Seuss<<<<<<<<<<<<<< > With Apologies to Dr. Seuss > > If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, > And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, > And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, > Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! > > If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, > And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, > And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, > Then your situation's hopeless, and your systems gonna crash! > > You can't say this? What a shame sir! > We'll find you another game sir! > > If the label on the cable on the table at your house, > Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, > But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, > That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall! > > If your screen is all distorted by the side-effects of gauss, > So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, > Then you may as well reboot, and go out with a bang, > 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! > > If the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disc, > And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, > Then you have to flash your memory, and you'll want to RAM your ROM, > Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your MOM! To: the flowers <cflowers(a)sjsd.k12.mo.us> Subject: This is a neat one From: sphantom <shadow(a)tfs.net> Date: Wed, 01 Apr 1998 21:44:38 -0600 CC: JP <jp1(a)journey.com>, Jason Price <jprice(a)ponyexpress.net> Organization: Beware of phantoms who hide in shadows... Reply-To: shadow(a)tfs.net What if Dr.Seuss Wrote Technical Training Manuals? >>>>>>>>>>>>COMPUTER MANUAL by Dr. Seuss<<<<<<<<<<<<<< With Apologies to Dr. Seuss If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless, and your systems gonna crash! You can't say this? What a shame sir! We'll find you another game sir! If the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall! If your screen is all distorted by the side-effects of gauss, So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot, and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! If the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disc, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, Then you have to flash your memory, and you'll want to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your MOM!

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17 Dec '03

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HIRF/EMI Source
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

The USAF's 22-volume 1996 investigation of the Ron Brown plane crash supposedly offers in Volume 2 one of the best unclassified recent accounts of High Intensity Radio Frequency (HIRF) and electromagnetic interference (EMI). We've been told that the report's available only in hardcopy from the Air Force -- a few copies were publically released in June 1996 at a Pentagon press conference. We'd like to get a copy of Volume 2 to scan the HIRF and EMI parts but cannot locate the proper office for a request -- www.af.mil does not appear to offer the report. We'd appreciate hearing from anyone who might have access to Volume 2 and would be willing to loan or know how we can get it. ----- State's Jamie Rubin yesterday confirmed Russia's SIGINT operation at Lourdes, Cuba but declined comment on the US counterpart. Dave Emery wrote about this awhile back: http://jya.com/rusigint.htm Someday we might learn what the US military knows about EMI attacks on critical infrastructure, planes, ships, trains and limos -- theirs and ours.

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17 Dec '03

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Re: Cryptosplit 2.0
by jim＠bilbo.suite.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

>If I remember coorectly it's KerberosV uses an MD5 hash of /dev/mem. I'm pretty familiar with the most recent iteration of Kerberos V (pre-release beta 3). There is no mention of /dev/mem in any of the Kerberos V source code files. As best as I can tell, all DES keys and random numbers used by Kerberos are ultimately derived from pass-phrases. The random DES keys produced by the Kerberos administration utilities are derived from the KDC master key and some other info (not /dev/mem). The KDC master key is derived from a pass-phrase. All random numbers used inside the Kerberos runtime library are derived from the user's or server's secret DES key. A user's secret key is derived from the user's pass-phase. A server's secret key is derived from a pass-phrase or generated automagically by the Kerberos administration utilities mention above. (all this is assuming you are using the DES encryption option) Jim_Miller(a)suite.com

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17 Dec '03

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Is Privacy-hater Gary Burnore a Sex Offender?
by nobody＠REPLAY.COM 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

I just found this posted to usenet. Can anyone in NC verify it? Subject: IMPORTANT: Gary L. Burnore is a Sex Offender! From: tsatan(a)hotmail.com Date: 1998/04/06 Message-ID: <6gau3g$82$1(a)orthanc.reference.com> Newsgroups: triangle.general Looking through the new NC Sex Offender Registry, who did I see? GARY LEE BURNORE 4201 BLAND ROAD APT J RALEIGH NC 27609 Offense and Conviction Information: Conviction Date: 03-13-1997 NC Statute: 14-202.1 - INDECENT LIBERTY MINOR Sentence Imposed: PROBATION 3Y Court County: SANTA CLARA, CA Two questions: 1-Is this the same jerk who posts regularly to triangle.general? 2-If so: anyone know anything else about this conviction? Thanks.

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17 Dec '03

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by GIC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Wristwatch PC
by nobody＠nsm.htp.org 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Another article for Decoder-Ring-punks http://dailynews.yahoo.com/headlines/technology/story.html?s=z/reuters/9804… www.seiko.com Cool pictures at www.ruputer.com Seiko Instruments Says To Sell First Wristwatch PC TOKYO (Reuters) - Seiko Instruments said today it would begin selling wristwatch personal computers (PCs) in Japan on June 10. It said the new product would be the world's first wearable PC. A company statement said the watch, called the Ruputer, can download data that includes text and pictures from other personal computers. The wristwatch PCs will be sold with three software applications that run on Microsoft Windows 95 operating system, it said. Watches come equipped with a 16-bit central processing unit and 128 kilobytes of main memory, it said. Games can be played on the products and they can exchange data with each other via infrared signals, it said. The company will launch two Ruputer models with retail prices of 38,000 yen and 48,000 yen, the statement said. A company spokeswoman said it aimed to sell 100,000 of the watches in the first year. Seiko Instruments is a group firm of watch wholesaler Seiko. ------------------------- Seiko Instruments announced that it would begin selling Ruputer wristwatch personal computers in Japan on June 10th. No announcement was made about North American distribution. Although I have not received the release Ruputer specifications I believe the LCD screen is 102 by 62 (#1), an IR port (#2) or cable interface (#3) is available. The tiny Ruputer has 128 k of RAM, 512 k of ROM and up to 2 MB of storage! The Ruputer Web site is in Kanji (Japanese) with a little English with many illustrations, an English site has been requested.

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