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While you were bending over for the soap... / Re: Kill 'em all...*I'll* sort 'em out...
by nobody＠REPLAY.COM 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

TM forged: > within the slightly more infinite boundaries of ATTN: Circle of Eunuchs Initiates !!! An in-depth investigation by the NSA has confirmed, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the dark-conspiracy manifestos that make up 'The True Story of the InterNet' series, as well as all peripheral communications from various CoE members, has been nothing more than a clever ruse to subversively slip the concept quoted above into the minds of the unsuspecting schills of the Author. Please be advised that individuals who allow themselves to be influenced by the subversive concept expressed above run the risk of mistakenly acting under the assumption that 'infinity' can be defined by the individual, and thus they are capable of escaping the limitations which the programmed reality of those in authority over them exercises in order to protect them from the madness which can result from attempting to cross the boundaries of thought and action which have long since been proven statistically safe to transverse, according to recent CNN polls designed to ensure that we all remain safely within the pens within which airport security personnel and tax officials are acting in our best interests. Those who disagree with the stance taken by the author of this post will be audited by the IRS as potential troublemakers. Thank You, the author of this post

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Expert Testimony [ATTN: Donald C. Randolph, Esq.]
by Toto 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Re: >Kevin >Mitnick is seeking a highly credentialed expert in computer security, >telecommunications, system and network administration to testify Mr. Mitnick & Mr. Randolph, If you desire, I can put you in contact with an individual who has not only been described as 'The World's Foremost Computer Expert' in a variety of computer manuscripts and journals dating as far back as 1989, but who would also be willing to testify as to his personal involvement in the ethical violation of a plethora of MeatSpace laws in the last few decades during his activities in CyberSpace. I am speaking of C.J. Parker. >Qualified candidates must have an advanced degree and be knowledgeable > in DOS, Windows 3.ll, Unix (SunOs & Solaris), VAX/VMS, and Internet >operations. Experience with cellular telephone networks is a plus. Mr. Parker holds an MBA which was obtained through an accelerated degree program known as 'hacking,' and can provide transcripts to verify his being awarded several 'honors' awards by a recognized institution of higher education. He has been involved in top levels of the business and educational arenas of the computer industry for the better part of a decade, and has not only worked with all variety of operating systems and programs, but also has access to a variety of individuals whose knowledge and expertise encompasses a range of the industry which is nothing short of phenomenal. Mr. Parker is a co-author of a variety of manuscripts concerning computer and digital communications issues which were only recognized as significant years or decades after his treatment of them. The fact that Mr. Parker is certifiably insane in no way dimishes the accomplishments that he has succeeded in bringing to fruitation as the president of an international computer company, and as an outlaw who was spitting in the face of authority since Mr. Mitnick was wetnursing. If you are interested in providing your client with a defense which will be recognized as sane and competent, then you would be well advised to ignore my offer. If you wish for your client to successfully resist the efforts of the government to make him a scapegoat for the deficiencies of the InterNet entities whose resources he shared based upon his own values and beliefs, then you would be well advised to further explore my offer. In short, Mr. Parker is not currently facing charges for the same activities that have been committed by your client. Think about it. ~~~~ Toto ~~~~ "The Xenix Chainsaw Massacre" http://bureau42.base.org/public/xenix "WebWorld & the Mythical Circle of Eunuchs" http://bureau42.base.org/public/webworld "InfoWar" http://bureau42.base.org/public/infowar3 "The Final Frontier" http://www3.sk.sympatico.ca/carljohn

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RE: Crypto, anyone?
by Name 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

i need off this mailing list now On Sunday, March 22, 1998 1:40 AM, Anonymous [SMTP:nobody@replay.com] wrote: > andrew fabbro wrote: > > > > I was just wondering if anyone would be interested in discussing > > cryptography, personal privacy, security protocols, digital signatures, > > anonymous remailers, digital cash, crypto anarchy...? No? OK, then we > > can go back to spam, Microsoft bashing, calling each other "idiots" and > > "chickens," and forwarding News of the Weird for no obvious reason. > > What the fuck is crypto? Can you *say* that on a public mailing > list? > Isn't child cryptography illegal? > Isn't sharing pubic keys a form of perversion? > Is digital cash used to buy a blow-job? > > "How can you tell when Windows is about to crash?" > "It boots." > >

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Re: Is That A Balck Helicopter Up There?
by Toto 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Brian B. Riley, who snuck into the WhiteHouse, put on a Bill Clinton halloween mask, and raped Mona Lewinski, wrote: I honestly don't know if I would be too paranoid to say that the government is behind all these happenings, I really don't like the territory that takes us to; but they most surely are quick to exploit them for the own agenda ... it seems now that every untoward incident that happens is hopped upon by some goverment official or goverment schill as an excuse to shorten the leash ... ~~~ Brian, The power of your posts resides in the fact that you do not beat the drum for a totally paranoid view of reality, yet you allow room for that view, just the same. To claim that the children who recently killed a number of their fellow students during a false fire-drill were encouraged by the government in order to draw attention away from the '48 Hours' show on government involvement in the murder of Dr. Martin Luther King would be a stretch. On the other hand, the issues being debated by the '48 Hours' special would have been considered a stretch at the time of the event, despite the fact that they are well supported by information that has been wrested from the grip of secrecy in the time since then. The bottom line is that we currently live in a society whose view of reality has been formed/programmed by the media/medium of TV. "Watch me and I'll bleed you, 'cause you eat the shit I feed you. ~ Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention The danger of the Sheeple being misled by false conspiracy theories propogated by the Fringe Media (TM) is small compared to the danger that they will continue to be misled by the Reality (TM) being spammed deep within the programming centers of thier minds by a mainstream media which feeds at the same trough as FBI snipers and Marine units whose motto seems to be "My country, wrong or wrong..." My career as a would-be shit-disturber and troublemaker pales in comparison with the inevitable leakage that occurs around the edges of the Official World View (TM) propagated by those who employ the gatekeepers of the Media Feeding Pen and the Dogs Of Whore whose teeth ensure that the Sheeple will not stray from their appointed destiny. Toto <or_so_I_would_have_you_believe@it's_a_trick!.com>

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Re: i need off
by nobody＠REPLAY.COM 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Name wrote: > > how the hell do i get off this mailing list??? Kill the president. Wm. Clinton <president(a)whitehouse.com>

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EMI and TWA 800
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

The April 9 New York Review of Books has published a long special supplement, "The Fall of TWA 800: The Possibility of Electromagnetic Interference," by Elaine Scarry, a noted author and Harvard professor: http://jya.com/twa800-emi.htm (128K with 3 images) The article closely examines the possibility of electromagnetic interference in TWA 800's controls, comm, and black boxes by activities of the ten US military planes and ships in the vicinity which were heavily equipped for electronic warfare and were conducting tests of the gear. It is reports on what is publically known about the EM armaments of planes and ships in the vicinity, about secret EM weapons and defenses, the several dozen military and commercial planes that have crashed due to EMI, military studies of long-standing EM hazards which will not be released to crash investigators, current research in EMI and what scientists in the field think about the possibility of EMI causing the fall of TWA 800. It calls for the military to release its classified EMI research to NTSB investigators, and short of that, for the servicemen and women on the planes and ships at the scene to tell what they know. It asks Congress to order military cooperation. Not at all inflammatory or accusatory, it is thoroughly researched (over 100 notes and citations) and highly informative on the hazards of EMI, and worthy of ciritque by learned scientists in the field here. Coda: Ron Brown's crash is not mentioned but its characteristics fit several other EMI accidents for which the military will not release findings, claiming that national security EM weapons secrets would be jeopardized.

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Playboy Channel Implicated In Arkansas School Massacre!
by Toto 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

The governor of Arkans(redneck)as(sholes) has stepped forward to lay responsibility for the latest school massacre tragedy squarely on the shoulders of those elements of the entertainment media who have not thus far been implicated in the political shennanigans and illegal drug deals perpretrated by the former governor of Arkansas, who is currenly dipping his dick in those entering the Whitehouse through the 'Ladies Only' entrance. It seems that responibility for the massacre lies in the current social acceptance of the licentious violence being spammed upon the public by the immoral profitmongers of the entertainment industry. This is in marked contrast to the current social acceptance of the licentious violence being spammed upon the public by the moral profitmongers of the Biblically-based religion industry. It is obvious that new laws will have to be passed to protect the children exposed to the sex and violence contained in the Christian Bible from being further influenced by corresponding material in the secular sector of society. SpermMonger "Spilling my seed on the ground since puberty."

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Re: Crypto, anyone?
by nobody＠REPLAY.COM 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Name wrote: > > i need off this mailing list now Don't we all...

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The Arkansas Chainsaw Massacre
by Bienfait Nutly News 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

[Bienfait, Saskatchewan] AT A LATE-NIGHT CELEBRATION AT THE COALDUST Saloon, members of the MeatSpace Revolutionary Arm of the Army of Dog congratulated one another on the success of 'Operation FireDrill.' Although their efforts to promote their violent interpretation of 'The True Story of the InterNet' manuscripts was somewhat dampened by the fact that their young pawns did not have the strength to pull-start the excessively large Stihl chainsaws they were provided, and had to resort to conventional arms, the mission was still seen as a success. Defcon McCullagh Chainsaw, a violent terrorist who has managed to infiltrate the mainstream media as a respected correspondent, said, "The twisted spin that the citizens of this Bible-(spare the)Belt(spoil the child) community will put on this tragedy will no doubt increase the Sheeple's call for stronger censorship and repression of expression, which will not only provide me with more material for my ineffective columns pissing in the wind generated by the Moral Majority, but will also hasten the MeatSpace rEvolution that will arise in response to the unconstitutional limits which the government will impose on the citizens under cover of the associated propaganda spewn out by their pawns in the mainstream media." A spokesperson for Pat Buchanan, dodging questions regarding the rumors that the Moral Majority was snookered by the Army of Violent Dogs into financing the operation, said, "I have no comment, except to note that tomorrow I will release a statement clarifying what I would have 'meant to say' during this press conference, if I had, in fact, said anything beyond, 'No comment.'" In a private conversation with this reportwhore, God, on the condition that he not be quoted, said, "Dog works in mysterious ways."

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Pauline Hanson's Newsletter - March 1998
by Global Web Builders 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

March 1998 Issue 1.8, March 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PLEASE NOTE: No unsolicited email is sent. If you do not want to be on the mailing list please say "REMOVE" in the subject line and return this message in the body. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear One Nation Supporter in NSW, -------- Have you got your tickets for One Nation first birthday raffle yet? The first prize is a QANTAS Global Explorer Holiday for two valued at $12,000 - a 23 day trip visiting Paris, London, New York, Los Angeles, Anaheim and Honolulu. The second prize is a 7 day holiday to Hawaii at the Outrigger Reef Hotel for two - value $5,000. The third prize is a 7nights stay at the Novotel Palm Cove at Cairns - value $3,000. You can order a book of 5 tickets (minimum) at $10 per book (or $2 per ticket) by credit card by phoning 1800 620088. Winner's names being drawn at One Nation's Birthday Party at 7pm on April 11th 1998. Winners will be notified by phone and mail with the results being published in the Sydney Morning Herald on Friday 17th April 1998. Be quick - order now while tickets remain! --------- Pauline Hanson endorsed 12 new Queensland state candidates for the upcoming elections last week. One Nation now has over 40 candidates and expects to have candidates in most of the 85 seats by the time the Qld state election is called. Web pages: Pauline Hanson endorsing the candidates at Beenleigh: http://www.gwb.com.au/onenation/qldstate/been One Nation Queensland State Election web site: http://www.gwb.com.au/onenation/qldstate --------- The issue of the MAI (the multinational's multilateral agreement on investment) continues to create concern. For the most comprehensive set of Australian related links on the MAI visit: http://www.gwb.com.au/mai.html ---------- We hope to have the One Nation Federal Web Site up within the next few weeks - in the meantime bookmark and visit this URL: http://www.gwb.com.au/gwb/news/history we will be covering Pauline Hanson's One Nation birthday party on her farm live over the Easter weekend of April 10-12. Updates on this URL. It is still not too late to make a booking - but be quick. Look forward to seeing you there! Phone: (02) 9976 0283 ---------- GWB Scott Balson

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