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CIA Trained Gorilla Femnists
by TruthMongrer 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Male Gorilla, Released to Mate with Females, Drops Dead AP 24-MAR-98 TOKYO (AP) The excitement, or perhaps the pressure, apparently was too much for Sultan. The 28-year-old male gorilla, specially moved to a cage to mate with three females, instead dropped dead. The 400-pound lowland gorilla ran around briefly and played with his new friends Monday, then suddenly collapsed, apparently after suffering a heart attack, said Kunihiko Yasui, head of animal breeding at Kyoto Municipal Zoo. ~~~ Reports from non-mainstream news sources indicate that one of the female gorillas was carrying an umbrella which was nowhere to be found when invesigators searched the cage after the mysterious death of the male gorilla. Gertrude Stein, denying that an elite corps of techno-femnists is involved with providing CIA BlackOps training for female subjects of a digital-implant experiment being conducted by the NSA, merely said, "What is good for the goose is not always necessarily good for the gorilla." Anonymous sources from the CypherPunks Distributed Mailing List indicated that the assassination was coordinated by Blanc Weber, a list member who disguises her hidden agenda of MeatSpace violence by constantly admonishing list members for expressing the results of the excessive male hormones surging through their potential-rapist bodies. The sources cited Weber's previous support of Zsa-Zsa Grubor as proof of her involvement with radical femnist movements whose goals are secretly financed by Wonder Bra, Wonder Woman, and Wonder Bread. Mainstream media sources continue to claim that this post is nothing more than the psychotic babblings of a FrostBack To Be Named Later. However, this view is obvious in error, or an intelligent person such as yourself would not stil be reading this post, eh? TruthFemnist, "And, after my operation, I will learn to spell 'feminist' correctly."

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Re: Welcome to cypherpunks-unedited
by StanSquncr 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

In a message dated 98-03-24 19:18:48 EST, Majordomo(a)toad.com writes: << Cypherpunks assume privacy is a good thing and wish there were more of it. Cypherpunks acknowledge that those who want privacy must create it for themselves and not expect governments, corporations, or other large, faceless organizations to grant them privacy out of beneficence. Cypherpunks know that people have been creating their own privacy for centuries with whispers, envelopes, closed doors, and couriers. Cypherpunks do not seek to prevent other people from speaking about their experiences or their opinions. >> I agree with all that. << ... Cypherpunks love to practice. They love to play with public key cryptography. ... >> But when it's used as simply a means of identifying yourself on a public list, is that really privacy protection? Seems like a mis-use of the technology to me. Stan

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While you were bending over for the soap... / Re: Kill 'em all...*I'll* sort 'em out...
by nobody＠REPLAY.COM 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

TM forged: > within the slightly more infinite boundaries of ATTN: Circle of Eunuchs Initiates !!! An in-depth investigation by the NSA has confirmed, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the dark-conspiracy manifestos that make up 'The True Story of the InterNet' series, as well as all peripheral communications from various CoE members, has been nothing more than a clever ruse to subversively slip the concept quoted above into the minds of the unsuspecting schills of the Author. Please be advised that individuals who allow themselves to be influenced by the subversive concept expressed above run the risk of mistakenly acting under the assumption that 'infinity' can be defined by the individual, and thus they are capable of escaping the limitations which the programmed reality of those in authority over them exercises in order to protect them from the madness which can result from attempting to cross the boundaries of thought and action which have long since been proven statistically safe to transverse, according to recent CNN polls designed to ensure that we all remain safely within the pens within which airport security personnel and tax officials are acting in our best interests. Those who disagree with the stance taken by the author of this post will be audited by the IRS as potential troublemakers. Thank You, the author of this post

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Expert Testimony [ATTN: Donald C. Randolph, Esq.]
by Toto 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Re: >Kevin >Mitnick is seeking a highly credentialed expert in computer security, >telecommunications, system and network administration to testify Mr. Mitnick & Mr. Randolph, If you desire, I can put you in contact with an individual who has not only been described as 'The World's Foremost Computer Expert' in a variety of computer manuscripts and journals dating as far back as 1989, but who would also be willing to testify as to his personal involvement in the ethical violation of a plethora of MeatSpace laws in the last few decades during his activities in CyberSpace. I am speaking of C.J. Parker. >Qualified candidates must have an advanced degree and be knowledgeable > in DOS, Windows 3.ll, Unix (SunOs & Solaris), VAX/VMS, and Internet >operations. Experience with cellular telephone networks is a plus. Mr. Parker holds an MBA which was obtained through an accelerated degree program known as 'hacking,' and can provide transcripts to verify his being awarded several 'honors' awards by a recognized institution of higher education. He has been involved in top levels of the business and educational arenas of the computer industry for the better part of a decade, and has not only worked with all variety of operating systems and programs, but also has access to a variety of individuals whose knowledge and expertise encompasses a range of the industry which is nothing short of phenomenal. Mr. Parker is a co-author of a variety of manuscripts concerning computer and digital communications issues which were only recognized as significant years or decades after his treatment of them. The fact that Mr. Parker is certifiably insane in no way dimishes the accomplishments that he has succeeded in bringing to fruitation as the president of an international computer company, and as an outlaw who was spitting in the face of authority since Mr. Mitnick was wetnursing. If you are interested in providing your client with a defense which will be recognized as sane and competent, then you would be well advised to ignore my offer. If you wish for your client to successfully resist the efforts of the government to make him a scapegoat for the deficiencies of the InterNet entities whose resources he shared based upon his own values and beliefs, then you would be well advised to further explore my offer. In short, Mr. Parker is not currently facing charges for the same activities that have been committed by your client. Think about it. ~~~~ Toto ~~~~ "The Xenix Chainsaw Massacre" http://bureau42.base.org/public/xenix "WebWorld & the Mythical Circle of Eunuchs" http://bureau42.base.org/public/webworld "InfoWar" http://bureau42.base.org/public/infowar3 "The Final Frontier" http://www3.sk.sympatico.ca/carljohn

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RE: Crypto, anyone?
by Name 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

i need off this mailing list now On Sunday, March 22, 1998 1:40 AM, Anonymous [SMTP:nobody@replay.com] wrote: > andrew fabbro wrote: > > > > I was just wondering if anyone would be interested in discussing > > cryptography, personal privacy, security protocols, digital signatures, > > anonymous remailers, digital cash, crypto anarchy...? No? OK, then we > > can go back to spam, Microsoft bashing, calling each other "idiots" and > > "chickens," and forwarding News of the Weird for no obvious reason. > > What the fuck is crypto? Can you *say* that on a public mailing > list? > Isn't child cryptography illegal? > Isn't sharing pubic keys a form of perversion? > Is digital cash used to buy a blow-job? > > "How can you tell when Windows is about to crash?" > "It boots." > >

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Re: Is That A Balck Helicopter Up There?
by Toto 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Brian B. Riley, who snuck into the WhiteHouse, put on a Bill Clinton halloween mask, and raped Mona Lewinski, wrote: I honestly don't know if I would be too paranoid to say that the government is behind all these happenings, I really don't like the territory that takes us to; but they most surely are quick to exploit them for the own agenda ... it seems now that every untoward incident that happens is hopped upon by some goverment official or goverment schill as an excuse to shorten the leash ... ~~~ Brian, The power of your posts resides in the fact that you do not beat the drum for a totally paranoid view of reality, yet you allow room for that view, just the same. To claim that the children who recently killed a number of their fellow students during a false fire-drill were encouraged by the government in order to draw attention away from the '48 Hours' show on government involvement in the murder of Dr. Martin Luther King would be a stretch. On the other hand, the issues being debated by the '48 Hours' special would have been considered a stretch at the time of the event, despite the fact that they are well supported by information that has been wrested from the grip of secrecy in the time since then. The bottom line is that we currently live in a society whose view of reality has been formed/programmed by the media/medium of TV. "Watch me and I'll bleed you, 'cause you eat the shit I feed you. ~ Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention The danger of the Sheeple being misled by false conspiracy theories propogated by the Fringe Media (TM) is small compared to the danger that they will continue to be misled by the Reality (TM) being spammed deep within the programming centers of thier minds by a mainstream media which feeds at the same trough as FBI snipers and Marine units whose motto seems to be "My country, wrong or wrong..." My career as a would-be shit-disturber and troublemaker pales in comparison with the inevitable leakage that occurs around the edges of the Official World View (TM) propagated by those who employ the gatekeepers of the Media Feeding Pen and the Dogs Of Whore whose teeth ensure that the Sheeple will not stray from their appointed destiny. Toto <or_so_I_would_have_you_believe@it's_a_trick!.com>

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Re: i need off
by nobody＠REPLAY.COM 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Name wrote: > > how the hell do i get off this mailing list??? Kill the president. Wm. Clinton <president(a)whitehouse.com>

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EMI and TWA 800
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

The April 9 New York Review of Books has published a long special supplement, "The Fall of TWA 800: The Possibility of Electromagnetic Interference," by Elaine Scarry, a noted author and Harvard professor: http://jya.com/twa800-emi.htm (128K with 3 images) The article closely examines the possibility of electromagnetic interference in TWA 800's controls, comm, and black boxes by activities of the ten US military planes and ships in the vicinity which were heavily equipped for electronic warfare and were conducting tests of the gear. It is reports on what is publically known about the EM armaments of planes and ships in the vicinity, about secret EM weapons and defenses, the several dozen military and commercial planes that have crashed due to EMI, military studies of long-standing EM hazards which will not be released to crash investigators, current research in EMI and what scientists in the field think about the possibility of EMI causing the fall of TWA 800. It calls for the military to release its classified EMI research to NTSB investigators, and short of that, for the servicemen and women on the planes and ships at the scene to tell what they know. It asks Congress to order military cooperation. Not at all inflammatory or accusatory, it is thoroughly researched (over 100 notes and citations) and highly informative on the hazards of EMI, and worthy of ciritque by learned scientists in the field here. Coda: Ron Brown's crash is not mentioned but its characteristics fit several other EMI accidents for which the military will not release findings, claiming that national security EM weapons secrets would be jeopardized.

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Playboy Channel Implicated In Arkansas School Massacre!
by Toto 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

The governor of Arkans(redneck)as(sholes) has stepped forward to lay responsibility for the latest school massacre tragedy squarely on the shoulders of those elements of the entertainment media who have not thus far been implicated in the political shennanigans and illegal drug deals perpretrated by the former governor of Arkansas, who is currenly dipping his dick in those entering the Whitehouse through the 'Ladies Only' entrance. It seems that responibility for the massacre lies in the current social acceptance of the licentious violence being spammed upon the public by the immoral profitmongers of the entertainment industry. This is in marked contrast to the current social acceptance of the licentious violence being spammed upon the public by the moral profitmongers of the Biblically-based religion industry. It is obvious that new laws will have to be passed to protect the children exposed to the sex and violence contained in the Christian Bible from being further influenced by corresponding material in the secular sector of society. SpermMonger "Spilling my seed on the ground since puberty."

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Re: Crypto, anyone?
by nobody＠REPLAY.COM 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Name wrote: > > i need off this mailing list now Don't we all...

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