- cypherpunks-legacy - lists.cpunks.org

abs@squig.org
by LUIS VILDOSOLA 08 Mar '01

08 Mar '01

Alexandra, I've tried making friends with Aimee but she won't give a straight answer. I'm not so amused by all this controversy but I am not shy about my intentions to find a woman for keeps. You are a in my line of vision. Please give me your thoughts on this. Luis V. "Alex B. Shepardsen" <abs(a)squig.org> wrote: > > Does this list have any male members who aren't misogynists? Sheesh. > Aimee's post seems to have flushed them out of the woodwork. > > Alexandra > > On Mon, 5 Mar 2001, Meyer Wolfsheim posting as Anonymous wrote: > > > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- > > > > On Sun, 4 Mar 2001, Aimee Farr wrote: > > > > > CYPHERPUNKS IQ TEST > > > > > > QUESTION #1. > > > > > > You are walking through the woods alone. A beautiful unclothed woman > > > magically appears in front of you. She holds out an apple. > > > > > > 1. Please darken in the correct choice using a Number Two pencil: > > > > The answer is "G". > > > > > (a) you bite the apple. > > > > Biting the apple is stupid. TANSTAAFL is rarely false under any > > circumstance, and absolutely never false when it is a woman offering > > gifts. If that apple isn't poisoned or rotten, it's at least going to > > cost you more than it is worth. What do you want an apple for anyway? > > Do you need this apple? Are you starving? There might be certain > > circumstances where the apple is worth more to you than your continued > > well-being and sanity, but these would be rare. Usually you are better > > off dead. One is never advised to enter into contract with the devil > > simply because Mephistopheles appears in your living room. Be sure to > > have a damn good reason if you accept the apple, and be aware that > > this isn't a gift. It's a strategic barter for an exchange of goods or > > services unknown. > > > > (b) you take the woman. > > > > "Take" is ambiguous, but this can be interpreted as "advance the > > relationship with the woman past that of "stranger met in a passing > > encounter in the woods". This is a bad idea. Generally, one should avoid > > all relationships with women if it can be helped. The cost/benefit ratio > > is weighted heavily against them. > > > > Beauty is a flawed idea, and since beauty is indeed in the eye of the > > beholder, it is much more economical for you to consider the mundane > > beautiful. That way you won't be tempted by such things. > > > > And nothing a woman says can ever be trusted, *especially* one who is > > naked. Naked women always lie. > > > > (c) you run away. > > > > At first glance, this may appear to be the right thing to do. However, > > running away will make the woman more determined to ruin your life. A > > better option would be to back away very slowly, and hope she doesn't > > follow. If that fails, look for a big stick, and knock her unconscious, > > then run away. > > > > > > - -MW- > > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- > > Version: GnuPG v1.0.3 > > Comment: No comment. > > > > iQEVAwUBOqRCfysFU3q6vVI9AQGVVgf/ZM5+lGet2+GXNNcrP3l3LQTZ97QNB7e7 > > o2cmwhGGOygTiNIcMBLuQ6Cv5OUDtUSvvIWFspuSGW1m1LYuHSsrTin1I/eBf+y8 > > YYrzy4g4NkRePnI2wUiQ9D1rk4FDN+10h0Q7L8uDmRg0GqM65rCyUx3hf9Sk+gqV > > 7gZnn9Af6Wi4do44F07vYkVTNlHonJF8yBliswe6sgZI5KAQ6g1gBKCMB6vohUCS > > CR7RdX42RxujpT5gYZp/4e0Mm4o/vKiAt9UqQcJ9w72gcWlA9xRp7HnXjfEh4yXe > > in3mPdUrPNYCPbjaen3tos6Cq2U3auMlhGT/5Br+dy7Ckus90YulYQ== > > =4ATr > > -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- > > > > ____________________________________________________________________ Get free email and a permanent address at http://www.netaddress.com/?N=1

4 3

Stocknight- Edition
by Stocknight ListServer 08 Mar '01

08 Mar '01

[Stocknight.com] [Image] [Image] Issue 1 March 7, 2001 Today's Issue [Image] Despite the loud clamor of earnings warnings, stocks were up across the board today as investors and analysts wondered if a bottom had been reached. The Dow Jones industrial average closed up 138.38 to 10,729.60; the Nasdaq composite rose 19.47 to 2,223.90 and the Standard & Poor's 500 ended up 8.09 to 1,261.89. It was a strange day for the markets as investors shrugged off bad news and bought in a manner eerliy similar to recent months where good news was ignored and sold into. The Nasdaq is now up 5 percent since last Friday, withstanding a number of large technology companies warning about poor earnings. Breaking News [Image] We held the publishing of this newsletter until later than expected as we know that an enormous amount of our database are Yahoo users and investors and the stock, as most of you know, was halted around 10:00 a.m est. pending a company announcement. Just a few moments ago The Financial Times announced that Yahoo CEO Tim Koogle will step down and warn of lackluster quarterly earnings. Yahoo confirmed this report atfter the market's close, making for what will undoubtedly be an interesting Thursday morning for the stock. Today, the stock traded off $1.44 before it was halted. Conversely, Quintek (OTCBB: QTEK) announced 2nd Quarter financial results with a revenue increase of 57% and a profit increase of 100%. Quintek also announced their client roster in the release which includes Imation, TRW, Lockheed-Martin, U.S. Navy, Boeing, and a multitude of others also noted in the release. Click here to read the full release: http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/010307/0520.html Disclaimer: StockNight.com is associated with Market Pathways Financial Relations Incorporated (MP). The information, opinions and analysis contained herein are based on sources believed to be reliable but no representation, expressed or implied, is made as to its accuracy, completeness or correctness. This report is for information purposes only and should not be used as the basis for any investment decision. As compensation for dissemination and posting of this information, Quintek will issue to MP 200,000 shares of its restricted common stock. MP will split the shares with Integrity Media (owner of StockNight.com) for its services related to the publishing and posting of this information. This compensation constitutes a conflict of interest as to our ability to remain objective in our communication regarding the subject company. Write or call MP for detailed disclosure as required by Rule 17b of the Securities Act of 1933/1934. MP, StockNight.com and Integrity Media and its owners, agents and employees are not an investment advisor and this report is not investment advice. This information is neither a solicitation to buy nor an offer to sell securities. Information contained herein contains forward-looking statements and is subject to significant risks and uncertainties, which will affect the results. The opinions contained herein reflect our current judgment and are subject to change without notice. MP, Integrity Media and StockNight.com and/or its affiliates, associates and employees from time to time may have either a long or short position in securities mentioned. It is the responsibility of the brokerage firm to verify Blue Sky status in each trading state. Information contained herein may not be reproduced in whole or in part without the express written consent of Market Pathways Financial Relations Incorporated. --- You are currently subscribed to stocknight as: cypherpunks(a)cyberpass.net To unsubscribe send a blank email to leave-stocknight-373127P(a)lyris.stocknight.com

1 0

MATT DRUDGE // DRUDGE REPORT 2001� - Billary is a dick
by Jim Choate 07 Mar '01

07 Mar '01

http://www.drudgereport.com/mattl.htm -- ____________________________________________________________________ Before a larger group can see the virtue of an idea, a smaller group must first understand it. "Stranger Suns" George Zebrowski The Armadillo Group ,::////;::-. James Choate Austin, Tx /:'///// ``::>/|/ ravage(a)ssz.com www.ssz.com .', |||| `/( e\ 512-451-7087 -====~~mm-'`-```-mm --'- --------------------------------------------------------------------

1 0

The Register - Open PC's are dead! (Long Live Economic Fascism)
by Jim Choate 07 Mar '01

07 Mar '01

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/2/17419.html -- ____________________________________________________________________ Before a larger group can see the virtue of an idea, a smaller group must first understand it. "Stranger Suns" George Zebrowski The Armadillo Group ,::////;::-. James Choate Austin, Tx /:'///// ``::>/|/ ravage(a)ssz.com www.ssz.com .', |||| `/( e\ 512-451-7087 -====~~mm-'`-```-mm --'- --------------------------------------------------------------------

1 0

Crypto Short Course (fwd)
by Jim Choate 07 Mar '01

07 Mar '01

____________________________________________________________________ Before a larger group can see the virtue of an idea, a smaller group must first understand it. "Stranger Suns" George Zebrowski The Armadillo Group ,::////;::-. James Choate Austin, Tx /:'///// ``::>/|/ ravage(a)ssz.com www.ssz.com .', |||| `/( e\ 512-451-7087 -====~~mm-'`-```-mm --'- -------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 7 Mar 2001 13:32:58 -0500 From: "R. A. Hettinga" <rah(a)shipwright.com> To: cryptography(a)c2.net, coderpunks(a)toad.com, Digital Bearer Settlement List <dbs(a)philodox.com> Subject: Crypto Short Course --- begin forwarded text

1 0

Re: Cypherpunks IQ Test to the Sirs
by Anonymous 07 Mar '01

07 Mar '01

Reply-to: Meyer Wolfsheim <wolf(a)priori.net>

3 2

Earn Extra Money.
by tapasu kanik 07 Mar '01

07 Mar '01

Dear Friends & Future Millionaire: AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV: Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home for an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET ! ====================================================== BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!! Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. This is the letter you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of this program described below, to see if it really can make people money.\\~ The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their findings proved once and for all that there are ''absolutely NO Laws prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can -follow the simple instructions, they are bound to make some mega bucks with only $25 out of pocket cost''. DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER. This is what one had to say: '' Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for the minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received total $ 610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming in''. Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey. ======================================================= Here is another testimonial: ''' this program has been around for a long time but I never believed in it. But one day when I received this again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks later the money started to come in. First month I only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to success in this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change anything.'' More testimonials later but first, ===== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTUREREFERENCE ======== $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily and comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN !!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED! INSTRUCTIONS: =====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below ===== For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems. === When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5 reports. You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5=$25.00. Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your disk in case something happen to your computer. IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will loose out on majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will also see how it does not work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work !!! People have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work this way. Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to change anything other than what is instructed. Because if you do, it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!! 1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune. 2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5. 3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4. 4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3. 5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position. PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY! ============================================================= **** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data. To assist you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads and much more. There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going: METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY ============================================================= Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the response could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also many people will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each). Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails. With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's=100 people responded and ordered Report # 2. Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3. Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report # 4. Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report # 5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH=$500,000.00 (half million). Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3..... $5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000 ........ Grand Total=$555,550.00 NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY ! ============================================================= REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000e-mails each or more? There are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting. Believe me, many people will do just that, and more! METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET ============================================================= Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service on all orders. This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they receive the report. ===========AVAILABLE REPORTS ==================== ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address. PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW : ========================================================== REPORT # 1: 'The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net Order Report #1 from: Susan. P. 36 College Ave San Francisco, CA 94112-1011 USA ________________________________________________________ REPORT # 2: The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net Order Report # 2 from: Joy. M. 923 Arlington Ave Oakland, CA 94608-2703 USA _________________________________________________________________ REPORT # 3: Secret to Multilevel marketing on the net Order Report # 3 from : S. Santos 32 Cross Street San Francisco, CA 94112 USA _________________________________________________________________ REPORT # 4: How to become a millionaire utilizing MLM & the Net Order Report # 4 from: C.J. Kalata P.O. Box 130157 Roseville, MN 55113 USA ________________________________________________________________ REPORT #5: How to send out 0ne Million emails for free Order Report # 5 From: Gundeti 2036 Klamat Ave,#2 Santa Clara,CA - 95051 USA ________________________________________________________________ $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$ Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success: === If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do. === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do. === Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a Different report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this business !!! ============================================================= FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works exceedingly well as it is now. \\~ Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 ...........# 5 as instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every one of them. Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and opportunityto become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW ! ======================== MORE TESTIMONIALS =================== '' My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving ''junk mail''. I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old ''I told you so'' on her when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received total $ 147,200.00 ........... all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her ''hobby''. Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois ============================================================= '' Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided that the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back''. '' I was surprised when I found my medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is that it does not matter where people live. There simply isn't a better investment with a faster return and so big''. Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada ============================================================= '' I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone else.........11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I did not delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money came within 22 weeks''. Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y. ============================================================= '' It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made $ 20, 560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash count was $ 362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanx to internet''. Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand ============================================================= ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM ! ============================================================= If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail. http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/

1 0

Re: Spammimic (was: Re: Cypherpunks IQ test)
by auto129994＠hushmail.com 07 Mar '01

07 Mar '01

"Aimee Farr" <aimee.farr(a)pobox.com> wrote: > I am shallow. Not artificial. Encoded as: > <snip spam> Was that supposed to be another puzzle or something? And am I supposed to be impressed by that? Just wondering. <auto129994(a)hushmail.com> Free, encrypted, secure Web-based email at www.hushmail.com

1 0

New Password!
by jackie＠email.com 07 Mar '01

07 Mar '01

Dear Steven, Do you remember when I promised to send you a password to view my site? Well I am sorry it has taken so long but as I promised here it is. All you have to do is go to my site http://1043636856/star992/star.html and get it. You will get 5 days FREE to see me and all the hottest young girls doing the dirtiest things. Did I tell you it was FREE? Thats right, FREE!! You won't find a better site out there, especially for FREE! You won't have to worry about your wife seeing your credit card because you don't have to pay anything. When you get there remember to check out my pictures and drop me an email telling me what you think. I'm at http://1043636856/star992/star.html bye, Jackie PS - If you wish to be removed from this list just reply and type REMOVE as the subject of the message.

1 0

Slashdot | Death of the General Purpose PC
by Jim Choate 07 Mar '01

07 Mar '01

http://slashdot.org/articles/01/03/07/2135216.shtml -- ____________________________________________________________________ Before a larger group can see the virtue of an idea, a smaller group must first understand it. "Stranger Suns" George Zebrowski The Armadillo Group ,::////;::-. James Choate Austin, Tx /:'///// ``::>/|/ ravage(a)ssz.com www.ssz.com .', |||| `/( e\ 512-451-7087 -====~~mm-'`-```-mm --'- --------------------------------------------------------------------

1 0