December 2003 - cypherpunks-legacy

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by lee7＠msn.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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BumBoy III - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

BumBoy III - SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! __________________________________________ BumBoy Interview: C-J VAN DAMNNED (will it never end?) { AnInterViewerToBeNamedLater, sucking medication out of Baby's twat, only to find that it was a surprisingly pleasureable experience, made the mistake of allowing the Author to continue the interview on his own, while she and the TruthMongrel engaged in behavior that even the disgusting perverts on the BumBoy staff found to be revolting, since it was being done by two females.} VOICES: "Tell them about US..." VAN DAMNNED: It's not always voices...sometimes it's dreams... sometimes the TV, or the Radio, or...anything, really... Like the dream where I'm in the front row at a prizefight, and two guys are beating the living shit out of each other, until the final bell sounds and the winner is declared. Then the two guys get out of the ring and come after me. The one wearing the elephant-colored boxing trunks holds me down while the one wearing the donkey-colored trunks starts shoving a large box up my asshole, and pieces of paper fall out, giving me papercuts, until one of the pieces of paper cuts my throat as I puke it out, and the two guys who pretended to be fighting each other are sucking up my blood out of the trough at the edge of the boxing ring, which turns out to be a pig-pen. As the last of my lifeblood drains out of me, a person in a dirty white smock appears, saying, "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you." As the person places the piece of paper that cut my throat onto my juglar vein, to stop the bleeding, I notice that it is an election ballot--it is *my* election ballot. As the ambulance rushes me back to my office, to return to work, with the attendants telling me I should be back to normal in about forty months, the two boxers walk past me, arm in arm, with two sinister-looking agents walking behind them, discussing their 'fighters' rematch, four years hence. They have decided to raise the price of tickets from $100.00 to $500.00, since the government automatically deducts it from everyone's paycheck, whether they attend the 'fight' or not. As they discuss how much to raise the concession prices for beer, soda, peanuts, popcorn and hot dogs, they seem to suddenly notice me, and stop to offer their sincere condolences for my 'accident', and say that they hope it won't prevent me from attending the rematch. As if on cue, the fight-promoter, who tells me he is from the government, and is here to help me, picks up a pig-turd containing a small piece of the hot-dog I was eating when I was sodomized by the boxers, and hands it to me, saying, "This is your share of the 'take'. ou know, in Communist countries, the government keeps it all..." I don't think I'll attend the rematch. I have a feeling that I already know who wins...and who loses... VOICES: "ou're getting excited again. Why don't you take your medicine, and read a book, or something, to calm you down?" VAN DAMNNED: ou sadistic pricks, you *know* that the only book I have with me is Collier and Horowitz's, 'The KENNEDS, AN AMERICAN DRAMA,' and it's not in the least bit entertaining, since I just finished a book about the Mafia, so I know how everything in the Kennedy book, or *any book on politics, is going to turn out even before the authors even finish writing about it. It's even more depressing than reading Hitler's "Mein Kamf" and "New World Order" and then reading mainstream press reports about government news conferences. Doesn't anybody do 'original material' any more, or is everyone just plagarizing President Henny oungman, who said, "Take my citizens...please!" And take them...and take them...and take them... VOICES: "We *told* you that everything since the Big Bang has been plagarism..." VAN DAMNNED: Oh, yeah? What about my song, "Booger-Eating Dog (Don't Bite The Nose That Feeds ou)," or, "I Was Sitting On My Horse, And She Jerked Me Off," and all of the other sick, depraved songs I've written? Do you see a big lineup of people claiming credit for the lyrics? VOICES: "ou're getting excited again. See, you even placed your quote marks in the correct place..." VAN DAMNNED: See, there is another thing that proves that people are capable of original, independent thought and actions... Just because I'm the Author doesn't mean I have to use correct spelling, punctuation, syntax (whatever the hell that is), or write in a manner that indicates a well-researched and well- reasoned train of thought. VOICES: "That doesn't make you unique, you fucking imbecile. Just ask any one of a thousand publishing editors who have to wade through the mountains of trash sent to them by self- declared 'authors' who eventually end up cashing in Andy Warhol's IOU for 'Fifteen Minutes Of Fame' by becoming a guest on the Jerry Springer Show and telling the whole world about how they got their dog pregnant by sucking themselves off and blowing their sperm up her twat." VAN DAMNNED: That wasn't *me*! That was someone who just looked like me and deposited Jerry Springer's check in my bank account to make me look bad. But I don't mind, because it makes me unique! VOICES: "Everything since the BigBang is Plagarism. ou're just like all the other Sheeple." VAN DAMNNED: No! ou're trying to trick me into thinking that I'm not a free, independent human being. ou're trying to take away the only things I have to hold on to that make me unique. ou want me to believe that I am not the only sick, depraved pervert in the world who spreads FUD (Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation) in an attempt to cloak my evil, wretched life in an aura of grandoise importance and imagined righteousness. VOICES: "ou haven't been following the Clinton-Lewinski affair in the news, have you?" VAN DAMNNED: Shut up! I'm not listening! I AM *NOT* LIKE PRESIDENT CLINTON!!! I did *not* give strong encryption to those Chinese people who let me have my way with Buddy in the Lincoln bedroom before they ate him. I'm the one who tried to expose the fact that the *real* Buddy had been replaced by a cross-cloning of Spuds Mackenzie and Janet Reno. I told the CypherPunks to draw glasses on a picture of Buddy and see if it looked like Reno. That was *me*, *really*! I just forged Mark Hedges name to that post to make him look like an asshole! Honest! VOICES: "ou're just like all of the other sorry, pathetic losers who can't get a *real* publishing contract with a *real* publisher who is helping to destroy the Rain Forests by printing millions of hardcover and paperback books decrying the destruction and loss of the Rain Forests. "Instead, you continue to contribute to the destruction of the Digital Environment by sending mountains of your rotting, greasy Digital SPAM to the CypherPunks Disturbed Male List, where your sins are compounded in MeatSpace as a result of the millions of plastic <Delete> keys that need to be created every day in order for decent, moral, law-abiding NetiZens to protect themselves and their children from your mindless drivel. "As punishment, WE are going to tell you the *real* name of the right-hand square bracket..." VAN DAMNNED: Noooo!!! I'M NOT LISTENING!!! AAARRRRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {The BumBoy Interview with C-J VAN DAMNNED came to a sudden end, as heavily armed, black-clad ninja agents of ACypherNipsNode- ToBeNamedLater, came bursting through the door, screaming, "Torah! Torah! Torah! Chop! Chop! <Hee-Hee>", surrounding the Author and allowing AnInterviewerToBeNamedLater to grab Baby and the tape recorder, making her escape while clutching her skirt close to her body, as the Author was trying to peek up it even as he lie on the floor taking a tremendous beating. "ou've got to admire his persistence." she told BumBoy editors while dropping off the interview tapes. Sadly, we must report that Baby, obviously a codependent enabler of the Author's sickness, failed to make it to California, where BumBoy was prepared to foot the bill for her to see a Doggie Therapist, instead choosing to return to the Author, once again dropping the BadBillyG mask at HisOrHer feet and backing toward him with her tail raised in eager anticipation. Redoubtable sources inform us that the black-clad ninja agents of ACypherNipsNodeToBeNamedLater sat back, drinking the Author's Scotch and enjoying the spectacle, as well as tucking money in the Author's panties when HeOrShe bound Baby's feet for the second performance. Official Police Reports indicate that, when officers arrived in response to noise complaints from the neighbors, that the ninjas were fighting violently over a Din-Din Tin roasting pan and a bottle of barbeque sauce, seemingly surprised that the Author and Baby TruthMongrel had vanished. The leader of the black-clad ninja agents was quoted as saying, "Shit! We come to Ito his dog, and now we have to go home and Ito mole of his SPAM, instead." Turning to his companions, he said, "We go now...chop-chop!" Looking embarassed, the leader explained to police, "We not even know what that mean, until oul fliend, Timmy-San, point us to the alchives, whele we find out it mean we have big cocks, rike Amelican bikels. Then we aporogized fol accusing Timmy-San of making fun of us. He good guy..." The editors at BumBoy, upon receiving Declan McCullagh's expense receipts for the clothing he purchased to go undercover as AnInterviewerToBeNamedLater, could not help but notice that an article of clothing conspicuously missing from the receipts was...panties.}

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Jim Bell Update
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

According to the June 26 court docket: 1. Jim was arrested June 22; 2. A hearing was held on June 23, USDC Western WA, Tacoma; 3. A new defense attorney present, Peter Voelker; 4. Jim advised of rights and of allegations in violation petition (not specified); 5. Gov moves for detention; 6. Gov and defense attorneys make unspecified proffers; 7. Jim is ordered detained; 8. Probation revocation hearing set for July 10; 9. Judge appoints an (unamed) Federal Public Defender.

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What does it mean and How much does it cost a healthy diet? A natural foods one !
by Jorge C. Palma 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Cantabrian Altamira Shopping http:/www.cantabrian.com/altamira/altamira.htm Hello: How much does it cost a healthy diet?. Cantabrian Altamira Shopping shows in its web pages natural and ecological foods without additives and preservants from Spain. You will find there white tuna, anchovies, honeys, partridges, wines and assocites. We apologize if this message has been missadressed, Thanks, Cantabrian Virtual Publishers http://www.cantabrian.com

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Program: 'Speak Feely' for "secure comminucations"...
by Jan 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Greetings, I've come across this program on the net which claims to give "secure communications"... could any of you folks comment of this program? Speak Freely 6.1 For Windows 95/NT (295K) Author: John Walker Homepage: http://www.fourmilab.ch/speakfree/windows/ Description: Real time one to one audio chat, half or full duplex, bitmap transfer. Encryption for secure communications. Might be slow with modem connections. The text below is part of the text on the homepage... ======================== Speak Freely for Windows Release 6.1 Speak Freely is a Windows application that allows you to talk (actually send voice, not typed characters) over a network. If your network connection isn't fast enough to support real-time voice data, four forms of compression may allow you, assuming your computer is fast enough, to converse nonetheless. To enable secure communications, encryption with DES, IDEA, and/or a key file is available. If PGP is installed on the user's machine, it can be invoked automatically to exchange IDEA session keys for a given conversation. Speak Freely for Windows is compatible with Speak Freely for Unix, and users of the two programs can intercommunicate. Users can find one another by communicating with a "Look Who's Listening" phone book server. You can designate a bitmap file to be sent to users who connect so they can see who they're talking to. Speak Freely supports Internet RTP protocol, allowing it to communicate with other Internet voice programs which use that protocol; in addition, Speak Freely can also communicate with programs which support the VAT (Visual Audio Tool) protocol. ... [remainder snipped] Jan out.

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Use Your Computer To Make Money From Home
by workathome＠grid.sk 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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CIA Hires Lo/Hi-Tech Spies
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

NYT, June 27, 1998: Getting Back to Basics, C.I.A. Is Hiring More Spies Taking steps to reduce dependence on high-tech spying. By James Risen Washington, June 26--The Central Intelligence Agency is beginning the largest recruitment drive for new spies in its history, in an ambitious effort to rebuild its espionage service, which has been severely damaged by spy scandals, budget cutbacks and high turnover since the end of the cold war, officials said. With Congress already providing increased financing, the Directorate of Operations, the C.I.A.'s clandestine espionage arm, will hire record numbers of case officers --spies-- beginning this year as part of a new strategic plan to repair the decaying espionage capabilities of the United States by 2005, officials said. In addition to expanded hiring, the agency also plans to reopen several overseas stations that were closed in the early 1990's after the demise of the Soviet Union led Congress and the White House to reduce the C.I.A.'s budget sharply. The recruitment plan is a sign that the C.I.A. recognizes that it has become far too dependent on so-called technical intelligence, or eavesdropping devices and spy satellites. Now, the agency wants to get back to espionage basics, by increasing its ability to place a spy behind enemy lines or inside the offices of a rival government. The spread of new technologies like encryption and computer networks has eroded the value of spy satellites and listening devices and has led the C.I.A. to see the need for an expanded cadre of spies. Without having an agent in place, the C.I.A. has found it much harder to gain access to secrets from rival governments, terrorists and international organized crime groups. ... The C.I.A. is recruiting case officers, and people to support them with technical skills that spies have rarely been asked to learn in the past. "As we tried to figure out our requirements for the future, we realized we needed to have greater technical support for agent operations," said one American official. At the top of the list of requirements is computer expertise. The proliferation of global computer data networks, for example, has made it more difficult for the agency to slip into a country using false identifications. Only computer experts can defeat those local computer systems, and even developing countries routinely make sophisticated computer checks on passports and visas. ... ----- Full story: http://jya.com/cia-hires.htm

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New on-line moderated forum for Pauline Hanson's One Nation
by Global Web Builders 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

G'day One Nation supporter in NSW Pauline Hanson's One Nation now has its own moderated discussion group on-line. You may participate by requesting a unique username and password from GWB by reply email. The URL for the discussion board is: http://plato.cc.adfa.oz.au/auspolitics/ Follow the link to Pauline Hanson's One Nation discussion group in the frame on the right. The purpose of the discussion group is to discuss One Nation policy, issues and brain storm. Please not IT IS a moderated discussion group and any offensive posts will result in the poster being taken off the forum. GWB Scott Balson

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AU Cryptozilla Attack
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Thanks to Anonymous we offer the article which describes the AU government attack on Eric Young's and Tim Hudson's full-strength Cryptozilla for Netscape: http://jya.com/oz-crypto.htm It's also a good overview of crypto policy battles down under -- the pols, the crats, the laws, the regs, the obfuscations, the work arounds of export controls and runarounds with chicken heads off -- like like all around hereabouts.

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Earn $100 every time OUR phone rings...
by ci0u＠worldnet.att.net 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Earn $100 every time OUR phone rings...
by q4ix＠worldnet.att.net 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

ALL YOU DO IS ADVERTISE THIS 800 NUMBER! THAT'S ALL!! $100 goes to you for EVERY sale that the company closes! Does the idea of making at least $1,000 per week beginning your 2nd week of doing business excite you? How about never having to sell a thing to your customer and never having to talk to ANYONE to make money? I don't know how this could get any easier. EVERY aspect of selling or talking to someone is DONE COMPLETELY by the company! The number one home based business for the 2nd year in a row, Fortune 5000 is a member of the Better Business Bureau and the U.S. Chamber of Commerce. WHAT THIS BUSINESS WILL DO FOR YOU: * Handles all your calls, closes your sales, and sends you WEEKLY commission checks! * It pays you a $100 commission (that's over 50% of the total sale) for EVERY sale. CHECKS put $$$ in your pocket in less than your first week or two... Quick commission earnings build and maintain motivation. ALL YOU DO IS ADVERTISE the toll-free number and your ID number. * You can get STARTED TODAY. Just advertise the business toll-free number with your ID # and let this business CLOSE YOUR SALES every day... They do all the work and YOU GET PAID FOR IT! * You may advertise any way you choose: Bulk E-Mail, Flyers, Classifieds, Postcards, etc. Suppose you use bulk E-Mail, as I am: 100,000 E-Mails with a 1/10th of a percent (0.1%) sales rate at $100 per sale nets $10,000... not too bad. There is nothing else out there that will provide you with an immediate income beginning THIS WEEK with minimal effort. Before you call, I want you to think about the quality of the live operators handling your call. I am convinced you will not find a better team of closers for your own personal sales. You will clearly understand what I am talking about once you call. PLEASE DON'T LET THIS PASS YOU BY. MAKE THE CALL!! 1-800-811-2141 You will be asked for ID #50030 when you call. (Live operators are available from 8 AM-10 PM CST Monday through Saturday and will be able to answer any questions you may have.) Call one of the 24hr TESTIMONIAL lines at 888-703-5389, 888-446-6949, 888-446-6951 or 888-731-3457 (all toll free).

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Credit Medic
by creditmedic＠earthlink.net 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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by hihe57＠texas.net 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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by Ivestheis＠aol.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Just clicked on http://www.jya.com/crypto.htm
by bill payne 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Sunday 6/28/98 7:12 PM John Young Just looked at http://www.jya.com/crypto.htm usa062698.htm Payne v. NSA: US on Classified NSA Declaration June 27, 1998 usa062298.htm Payne v. NSA: US Motion on FOIA for NSA Algos June 27, 1998 See you got the Saturday fax. Dinner is ready, said Patty. Glad you enjoyed the hat I sent you ... FLASH Patty just called me to dinner. Patty yelled J Orlin Grabbe! J ORLIN GRABBE appeared on 60 Minutes. http://www.aci.net/kalliste/ Leslie Stall was critital. Watched remainder of 60 minutes. For the record, Patty is my SAME wife since 1962, Implementing Basics : How Basics Work by William H. and Patricia Payne http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/subst/home/home.html/002-8309979-0236834 Patty and I met John Gilmore http://www.cygnus.com/~gnu/ and his girl friend Cindy for dinner in about October. It took about 15 minutes for Patty and I to discover if Gilmore and his girl friend were of THE SAME SPECIES. I am a TOTAL CONSERVATIVE. I FINALLY saw J Orlin Grabbe on 60 Minutes tonight. http://www.aci.net/kalliste/speccoll.htm http://www.aci.net/kalliste/nukearse.htm http://www.aci.net/kalliste/sandcryp.htm Looks like he may be from a different spicies too. But from our minds, Gilmore, Grabbe, and LOTS OF YOU think the same thoughts. And likely John Young too. Good ones. No evil. I need to collect my thoughts after seeing 60 minutes tonight. Best bill

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by amainfo＠amazonmall.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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(no subject) Re: Premail (and Replay)
by nobody＠REPLAY.COM 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Anonymous #49812 wrote: > On 28 Jun 1998, Secret Squirrel wrote: > > > Also, remailer(a)replay.com appears to have been deleted. The 'remailer' > > user is unknown. > > That's correct. I don't know what happened. Oh, really?

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saving the world from a cancerous monopoly
by attila 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

there is only one _sane_ course of action against M$: divestiture --before Gates becomes the Hydra. to make it short: at 90% of the OS market, and 95% of the current office software (w/p, spreadsheet, database, etc) market worldwide, M$ _is_ in a position of total market dominance. the real issue is not the 90% of the OS market, it is the 95% (expected to grow to 98% before 2000) of the office s/w. the office software, available _only_ on M$ platforms creates a self-perpetuating juggernaut: no other OS can even begin to make market penetraton without the key product (office s/w) --and people are not willing to learn a new application-- that's just human nature. it will take two technical factors to make M$ subject to market pressures and responsive to further competitive innovation (and this involves extensive ongoing regulation and oversight which I consider anathema): 1. M$' base operating system must be fully defined; eg- the API interface must be made available to all. if the API is not a moving target, emulators can be written enabling native WinTel s/w to run correctly on other platforms (unix variants, OS/2, beos, apple, etc). the increasing CPU "horsepower" makes this approach at least feasible. 2. M$ must be required to port it's major products to other operating systems; it is worth noting that freeBSD, for instance, will run native binaries from Linux and SCO variants which simplifies on set. as a corollary, M$ must be required to support some of the non-Intel hardware ports such as freeBSD or Linux on Alpha (almost 5 years ago, Alpha was at the performance level of the current Intel 400 Mhz). M$ does support Word and Explorer on Apple, but major features were not ported in both instances --this is not acceptable. I am not in favour of the government meddling in the design or integration of M$ products... but: the Sherman Act, passed in 1890 is designed to level the playing field, not regulate/administrate. the real issue of the act is that it acts _in the interest of society_ to curtail monopolistic and anti-competitive actions and excesses --M$ certainly qualifies for the remedies far more than John D. Rockefeller's Standard Oil did in 1908. Bill Gates, through his _total_ dominance of the desktop, (with exceptiom of a few of the hardheaded/stubborn who refuse to run _any_ M$ products (author included)) is using his cash cow, swollen by gouging the consumer, to acquire _significant_ interests in industries which use computers: cable networks, cellular networks, satellite networks, etc. and related industries dependent on communications: news (MSNBC), television, productions, etc. this horizontal and vertical spread of M$ is even more dangerous. Bill Gates is quickly approaching critical mass --Bill Gates could literally bring the world to its knees-- and Gates is a notorious control freak: there is Bill's way, there is Bill's way, there is... sorry, there is no other way. unless the DOJ shows some spine, particularly in light of the appeals court ruling dumping the injunction _and_ the special master (which is far more critical than the public perceives, which is why M$ went after Lessig), the DOJ is going to be in and out of court with M$ until M$ literally buys the government or intimidates the DOJ out of the deal. the scenario of forcing M$ to accommodate other OSs and hardware platforms might be workable, but Gates will not only fight it, but it will be a constant additional legal burden to force M$ to make the services available in a timely manner; in other words, the government will end up establishing an agency the size of the FCC just to regulate M$ the "controlled" monopoly (as Sen. Hatch threatened). nothing in American law says we can not have a regulated monopoly if it serves the public interest --AT&T provided superb and universal service for decades (many of us would love to have that service today), but AT&T did _not_ innovate in a timely manner at the market demand. and telephones are rather low tech compared to computers which have been subject to Grove's Law for two decades. M$ has not been a creative company --it is a marketing and control machine which acquires technology, often by less than socially acceptable means, and integrates it into M$' market offerings. credit must be given to M$ for making the PC ubiquitous, but that value starts to wear very thin with M$' current market domination. from the perspective of serving the future interests of our society, the only effective option for the DOJ is to litigate for the divestiture of M$ into several operating companies --and to prevent Bill Gates from owning or controlling more than one division --much on the line of the AT&T divestiture. anything less will mean continuing litigation and further dominance of Gates as he uses his enormous cash reserves to buy control in additional markets. likewise, the orders must prohibit Gates from further market horizontal and vertical "octopussing". the Sherman Act also permits market damages (M$' 50-80% gross profit margin certainly qualifies as gouging) --which are then trebled; that would put a cramp on Bill's $50 _billion_ net worth and probably force even further divestiture of his controlling stock interests. Gates' personality needs to be considered as a factor as he must control, totally control. it is not enough to be first in a market, he must be the only player in the market. Gates' tactics have been deplorable: his minions go forth to companies and say: "...we dont know whether to buy you out, or force you out..." and if the company is purchased, it is purchased for much less than potential or fair market value. Gates does not buy just the leader, he buys outright, or controls, _all_ of the players in an emerging technology so there will be no competition to the direction chosen for inclusion in the M$ product line --and the choice may not be the best choice... the market is stifled. unfortunately, Bill Gates is a cancer on society. it is the old story: deal with it today, or deal with it later when Gates has become an even more cash bloated and arrogant monster which has devoured more of societies' rights and destroyed even more of the worlds' technical infrastructure. Bill Gates is not going to mellow with age; if anything, he will get more difficult. the world will be in less of a shock knocking the pins out from under Gates now rather than later. attila out.... __________________________________________________________________________ go not unto usenet for advice, for the inhabitants thereof will say: yes, and no, and maybe, and I don't know, and fuck-off. _________________________________________________________________ attila__ On Sun, 28 Jun 1998, Brian wrote: >> ...(Compared to Gates, Hannibal lacks vision...) >> >> I read a statistic yesterday (I think) that 90% >> of all PCs have Win95 installed, and Gates wants 90% of them to 'upgrade' >> to Win98. He has 90% of the WORLD market. And the Zionist theory people >> worry about 6% controlling 90%? What about one guy controlling 90% of the >> PC in the world? And stopping him is a restriction of his rights as defined >> by the American Constitution? During a debate on this, people happened to >> mention that the constitution was partially about resisting tyranny. Gates >> could bury ANYTHING DEEP into a new OS (remember the windows bomb joke that >> made the rounds a while back?), and no one would know. even then, people in >> businesses don't speak up, cause those who dissent, get fired. >> >> I think that Gates should be slowed down now, while the chance is still >> there, and (somehow) get some alternative, workable, opposition OS's up and >> running, yet are compatible with win95/98 as well. The only way forward is >> through both unity and diversity. >>

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Re: saving the world from a cancerous monopoly
by Jean-Francois Avon 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

On Mon, 29 Jun 1998 11:31:43 +0000 (GMT), attila wrote: > I am not in favour of the government meddling in the design > or integration of M$ products... but: > > the Sherman Act, passed in 1890 is designed to level the > playing field, not regulate/administrate. the real issue > of the act is that it acts _in the interest of society_ > to curtail monopolistic and anti-competitive actions and > excesses --M$ certainly qualifies for the remedies far > more than John D. Rockefeller's Standard Oil did in 1908. That is B$, i.e. pork barelled gold plated bullshit! Standard Oil story was simply some businessmen whoring to politicians whoring to businessmen. But what a price did we pay for that! The Sherman Act is simply another appropriation of market by physical force, made morally acceptable by legislating it. When a country legalize the use of force for profits, their citizens will suffer the consequences sooner or later. Ciao jfa Jean-Francois Avon, Montreal QC Canada "One of theses centuries, the brutes, private or public, who believe that they can rule their betters by force, will learn the lesson of what happens when brute force encounters mind and force." - Ragnar Danneskjold PGP key at: http://bs.mit.edu:8001/pks-toplev.html ID# C58ADD0D : 529645E8205A8A5E F87CC86FAEFEF891

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Re: Premail (and Replay)
by StanSqncrs＠aol.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

In a message dated 6/29/98 6:31:46 AM Central Daylight Time, nobody(a)REPLAY.COM writes: << Anonymous #49812 wrote: > On 28 Jun 1998, Secret Squirrel wrote: > > > Also, remailer(a)replay.com appears to have been deleted. The 'remailer' > > user is unknown. > > That's correct. I don't know what happened. Oh, really? >> ROFLOL! Stan

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RE: saving the world from a cancerous monopoly
by Harvey Rook (Exchange) 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

From: attila [mailto:attila@hun.org] > 1. M$' base operating system must be fully defined; eg- > the API interface must be made available to all. if > the API is not a moving target, emulators can be > written enabling native WinTel s/w to run correctly > on other platforms (unix variants, OS/2, beos, apple, > etc). the increasing CPU "horsepower" makes this > approach at least feasible. > How do you plan on accomplishing this? The courts have said that they will not design computers. Since freezing an API is tantamount to computer design, this isn't going to happen any time soon. More generlly, API's only freeze when the system is dead. Windows has, for better or for worse, many years of life left in it. This means one way or the other, MS will extend Windows as it needs. For them, freezing Windows would be killing one of their cash cows. > 2. M$ must be required to port it's major products to > other operating systems; it is worth noting that > freeBSD, for instance, will run native binaries from > Linux and SCO variants which simplifies on set. This is also very difficult to implement. How do you choose what OS/s to port to? If MS can't expect to earn a profit from the port, then MS is dumping software, which is not legal. Why choose x86 UNIX's (less than 10 million users) Why not MVS (more than 20 million users)? Attila, I think you're jealous, and confused by MS's success. You don't understand why someone would choose Windows (NT or 98) when OS's are available that have a better core. And you desperatly want to change that. Some terrible truths... #1 Only MS, and Apple know how to make and OS that the mass market wants. Apple unfortunatly doesn't know how to make hardware that the mass market wants. #2 If people made decisions rationally, advertisements would consist of nothing but readings from Consumer Reports. #3 The typical computer user is getting less, not more intelligent. If an x86 unix is to gain mass market popularity, it must become vastly more usable. Most people don't know and don't care about the internals of the OS. They don't want to think about it. They just want their documents and games to be there when they click on them, and they want to surf the internet. Not that Windows is perfect for usability, but it's a hell of a lot better than UNIX. But enough of this... this is cypherpunks, not alt.bash.microsoft. Take a peek at my email address if you want to see my bias. ob cypher... I've got a validated C++ implementation of RC-6 email me if you'd like a copy of the source. Harv.

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17 Dec '03

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Dina Moe Hmmm... - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MYDR
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Dina Moe Hmmm... - SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! ____________________________________________ >Return To Sender: ElvisImpersonatorChainsawMassacre(a)mccullagh.stihl >Return Of Server: MX%RodLaver(a)west.cscw.pima.edu >Date: Fri 13(*2) June 1998 ; 7:09 am/pm >Subject: Hmmmm... > >"So what prompted you to start writing those missives to cypherpunks?" > >Rectum McCullagh-Caulkin >(aka Tim C. May, Sir Stan Sequin, Joicho Ito-Dogs, No Body, > AnEnvelopeManufacturerToBeNamedLater, Nanny Anna Mess, etc.) On the advice of my lawyers: GoDoG & DoGoD, Attorneys At Law & Lawlessness, Alpha & Omego Building, Suite 16, Nymphomani aks, N 010101 I have decided to tell the Truth, the Whole Truth, and also a variety of Half-Truths, leaving it up to the responedent to decide what level of truth HeOrShe can deal with without becoming despondent, thus putting even more of a burden on the American R&D Department's booth at Juxtaposition '98 in their competition with the Japanese L&R Juxtaposition '98 Booth, widely rumored to have been behind the Abraham Lincoln assassination. In other words, your chances of getting a 'straight' answer are comparable to the lengthy discussions in regard to the 'dick' of a President whose name isn't even Richard, in the first place. In defense of my rudimentary rudeness in replying ridiculously to a perfectly reasonable and seemingly serious question, I must admit that my intentions to provide an equally serious response to the question above were thwarted by the intervention of a HigherPower- CapableOfSquaringTheShitOutOfJason, in a process providing pretty persuasive proof that the CranialConsipiracyCrapola I am about to provide for your non-racist, but nevertheless discriminating, mind, is nothing more nor less than as honest and direct anwer to your question as I am capable of giving, given the grandoise nature of the nature of the claim I am about to stake claim to, not as a Wooden Indian nor a Vampire, but simply one who is driven by Forces of Light and Darkness that are not only beyond my Ken to understand, but also beyond the Barbie Wired to the MeatSpace Manifestation of the magazine which was ultimately responsible for my ultimately sending my intimate informational infatuations with CypherPunks Issues, whether digital or organic, to the Disturbed Male LISP. In short, it is those depraved motherfuckers at Wired Magazine who must ultimately be held responsible for my continued spamming of a SingleInnocentCypherPunk (TCM-aka Bill Helm-RadiationMan III, Forever Hettinga, Politician Lefty Frissel, ChevyBlazer FloorMatt, and Peter SonOfTheSumOfOneAndTuTuBeNamedLater.) The True Story (TM) of why I originally subscribed to the CPUNX Cardinal & Ms. Spelling LISP has been confirmed by the Nine UnKnowing to be the result of a subconscious desire to destroy the Band of Mary Anarchists by forcing them to band together, forming a well-organized and tightly-knit political organization dedicated to eliminating me from both DigitalSpace and MeatSpace. In draw-string shorts, to yank the CPUNKS cotton chains and expose their private parts in a manner that would leave no doubt about the fact that the Magic Circle of WhiteLipstick around all of the 'members' provides postive proof of the accuracy of Dr. Dimitri Vulis, KOTM's contention that Nun of the CypherPunks were born female, and that they are not, in fact, Anarchists, but merely LostBoys from Lost Alamo who are alone in the world because they cannot accept the diagnosis of Dr. Stephan Goodman, who theorizes that they are "men who love men, every now and then," to whom the phrase, 'blow it out your ass', has more meaning than it does for most people. [Spin Editor: What the Author *meant* to say, is that, as a result of being the subject of Direct Electrical Shock Radio Experiments during his youth, he soon learned that, unless others in the room were gathered around the radio, the correct answer to the question, "Do you hear Voices?" is an emphatic "Nope! Not me...nosiree, Bob. Nope...not me!"] What the Spin Editor *meant* to say, is that my early exposure to the True Agenda (TM) of the MindPolice left little doubt in my mind (little of practically *anything*, actually) that one's career as a TruthMonger would allow them to keep their head longer with a 'CourtJester(a)dev.null' alias, than as "AnneBolyne(a)head.null', particularly if the name of the person saying "I'd just like to ask you a few questions." is OffWithSir Head, or who holds a position titled 'Head Doctor' in a non-medical surgical facility. To make a short story long, with a bend in the middle, Dog spoke to me in a Stream piped through the fillings in my teeth, and told me that there was one who would come before me, to prepare my way, who would be a 'voice lying in the wilderness', telling the masses, "I am a messenger for one who will come after me, who is (a) greater (bullshitter) than I, sent by Dog to sniff the rear parts of the front-men posing as wolves, in wolves clothing, who say 'What big teeth I have... the better to make you render unto Ceasar, that which you mistakenly thought was yours." Long before the Starr appeared over DC, I knew that the Virgin Birth of William Lewinski would never have taken place if there had not been no room for burning the double-negatives in the Ovulate Office which told the True Story (TM) of what had taken place in the Lincoln bedroom as a result of a sexual Jones that the King of the Juice could not satisfy, no matter how large a vein he punctured in women, or vice versa, with his dirty needle. Upon purchasing a copy of the Wired Magazine edition which had the Jasons of CypherSpace on the front cover, with an article accompanying it which I did not bother to read, instinctively knowing that their Goal was to XOR the Net, so that after Jesus Saves, Louis Freeh would not be able to put in the rebound, yanking a man's parole as a result of Space Alien FUD indicating he had participated in the VirtualNuclearBombing of pubic buildings eleven KILLometers from MongerItaVille. Knowing that, even though "Ignorance is no excuse." in the 'ayes' of a Rigged Justice System, it is better to remain silent than to speak up and remove all doubt as to one's guilt, I merely glanced through the copy of Wired sufficiently to confirm the Marshall Dillon theory that smoking guns doesn't kill people, the Message kills people, or, more accurately, that the Department of Justice people covering up the INSLAW affair killed those on the List of Adrian Messenger, and then put the magazine away in DeepThroatStorage until Dog, the only Horse I ever bet on (although I have shot a lot of Horse over the years, sometimes on the basketball court, sometimes in a seedy alley behind the GreyHound Computer Buss Station), gave me a No Smoking Gun sign, with the election of a Wise Man who rose from the dead three times, as LazerAss Long (cousin of Johnny Wadd), drinking cold HeinleinKin, playing the SexAPhone at $4.99/minute, running up the WhiteHouse phone bill and the Federal Deficit, and making such outstanding use of BlatantLies that his Pole rose in the Polls at a rate that astounded even Poles named Lewinski, leading me to realize that, had I, like Marlo Branded, the Rifleman on the grassy knoll, despite my reputation as a traitorous, lying coward, followed my instincts and run for President of the United States of America, "I could'a been a contend'a..." My point, if I may be so Bold (although without Italics, having never been to Sicily) to state it plainly (without extra cheese), is that Lucky Green is a fucking idiot... He is such an ignorant, Robotically Programmed Sheeple, incapable of free, independent thought, that the only possible way to accurately impress upon you his total devoidness (coming soon to a dictionary near you) of hope in ever truly understanding the concepts of True Freedom, Liberty and the Pursuit of Felony Happiness, can be illustrated only by sharing with you the "True Story (TM) of TruthMangler", Penguin Books, FrostBack Division. 'The True Story of the InterNet' when stripped of all of the grandoise, pretentious, mystical FUD surrounding its artificial dissemination across HyperSpace, can be summarized by quoting "All My Lies Are True", by Carroll. "All my lies are true. And everything I do, I really am." Believe it or not, Ripley, that's all there is... That's the whole fucking poem. In the end, that's all there really is to say. Upon receiving an email from AnInterViewerToBeNamedLater, who was named earlier, in the 'BumBoy III' chapter of Space Aliens Hide My Drugs (which, correctly, should also have single quotes around the title), I was quite prepared to write a short, simple response to the question, "So what prompted you to start writing those missives to cypherpunks?" As always, the fillings in my teeth convinced Reality to become a participant in an Intervention program designed to thwart my efforts to continue the heavy drug-use enabling me to be 'normal' and 'saved' me from sanity by using the TV program, '60 Minutes', to embody The Voice (TM) coming from the BurningBush, calling for a "New World Order", reminding me that the BurningBush in the bunker outside of Berlin was a clever ruse, later to become a 'play on words' in a Braun Shaver advertising campaign that referred to a 'close shave', to disguise the fact that it is the AdamAntartic that holds the key to FrostBack Musicians embedding hints in their music in regard to the Reptilian Nazis biding their time, emerging from Florida puddles to dine on the gonads of FrenchConnection Poodles, leading me to realize that I forgot to mention how my insanity illustrates Lucky Green's ignorance. (But, before I return to that subject, I should take the time to explain that this disjointed '60 Minutes' diatribe refers to the fact that my efforts at a 'direct reply' to D.M. Stihl's question was interrupted by a sychronicitious eruption from The Tube ("Watch me and I'll bleed you, 'Cause you eat the shit I feed you") during which Leslie Stahl (not to be confused with the chainsaw with a similar name), presented a piece called 'The Rumor Mill', in which she ignored the attempts of InterNet Magazine's Edwin Cantor (?) to explain that the Freedom Of The InterNet was a Healing Force capable of returning HumanKind to a Wholistic State wherein we use our minds to discriminate between FUD (Fear/Uncertainty/Disinformation), MUD (Mind/ Uniformity/Disinformation) and CRUD (Conscious Realists Using Discrimination), thereby forcing the InterNet User/ Consumer to actually Think (TM) before accepting any of the information that is pulled, prodded or pushed into the range of their perceptive attention... Hang on a second, I lost my train of thought... Oh, yeah! Anyway, Leslie Stahl, desperately attempting to maintain the illusion that MainStream Lies piped through the OfficialNewsStream are preferable to Non-Officially- Recognized-Lies on J. Orlin Grabbe's 'World's 50 Greatest Conspiracies' website, subliminally inserted the bent logic of the pricks in DC, using words such as Junk/Regulation/ OnLinePoliceMan(no mention of toilet plungers...go figure)/ BadInformation... Fuck completing that train of thought! 'BadInformation' implies that the Freedom To Choose To Believe BadInformation does not exist, and that NetiZens, like CitiZens, are all Sheeple who need the people from the government, who are here to help us, to step in and regulate/legislate which BadInformation will be magically transformed into Reality by blessing it with the OfficalSealOfApproval. Random Thought That MayOrMayNot Apply #27: Question: "Who was not happy to see the Prodigal Son return?" Answer: "The fatted calf." My point is this: "Penned cattle have been found to gain as much weight when fed a combination of drugs, shredded newspaper and animal excrement, as when fed whole grains." Therefore, it is not in the best interests of the ProfitMongers to feed us the Truth, and, CitiZen or NetiZen, it is in our own best interest, when we meet the Bubba on the road, to kill him.) [Idioter's Note: Good prosecutors, recognizing the limited attention span of the spawn of pawns of modern civilization, due to being force-fed ten-second sound-bytes, and hyphenated words designed to evoke emotive responses rather than logical thought processes, would have long ago begged the Court Of Public Opinion for a short recess, in order to allow the Readers/Jurors time to grab a bite to eat, suck down a cold beer or two, and engage in sexual fantasies about their fellow jurors. However, the Author plans to proceed, uninterrupted, even though HeOrShe risks once again letting the SAHMD manuscript fall into semi-coherent mad ramblings, since HeOrShe realizes that, if the Reader has not yet learned to order Pizza, Beer, and AMasseuseToBeMaimedLater before undertaking the burdensome task of reading the True Story manuscripts, then they are most likely a goddamn Republican, anyway, with little hope of ever truly understanding a missive meant to manipulate their mind toward a realistic, non-discriminatory political point of view which can only be understood by Democrats who are willing to sit in the back of the bus with niggers and spics, although they inevitably shit their pants and jump back on the bus if one of those thieving fucking darkies happens to get off at the same stop as they do.* *This racist interlude is a paid advertisement, sponsered by Democratic Friends of the Kluless Klux Klan. Anyway, I have forgotten where this aside was going, but I just remembered I was attempting to get back to explaining how my derision of Lucky Green is, in reality, a veiled reference to my own idiocy, so I will do that...] I was devestated when Lucky Green, wearing a Prozac T-Shirt, while I, on the other hand, had a pocket full of Prozac, told me, "I read 'The Xenix Chainsaw Massacre', but I didn't understand what it was about." I was devastated as a result of realizing that Lucky was nothing more nor less than a mindless, robotic result of the *new* generation of programmed, robotic Sheeple. I was devastated because Lucky was a reminder that, despite my great pretensions of being an anarchistic, free, individual, capable of independent thought, I was just as guilty of unthinking automatism, with the main difference between myself and Lucky being that the programming I had bought into had tailfins and cruise control, instead of point-and-click and multimedia capability. In effect, although I considered myself some exemplary example of the evolution of mankind (usually remembering to refer to 'humankind' to illustrate my UniSexual/NonRacist/Politically Correct rEvolutionAiryFairy development), I was actually a fraud--not a TruthMonger, but a JokeMonger. While allowing myself the luxury of consternation over Lucky Green being of a GenerationX which could not recognize the prophetic warnings contained in 'The Xenix Chainsaw Massacre', due to having been educated in an era where the 'BB/BB' tattoo on a child's forehead, indicating that one was a BumBoy owned by BigBrother (replacing childhood circumcision indicating that a child was owned by the GodOfMoses), I nonetheless comforted myself with the thought that *my* cowardly acceptance of 'the way things are', illustrated by using my sense of ironic humor to poke fun at things I knew to be insane, instead of taking a firm, serious stand that ultimately results in crucifixion, in Palestine, or to being barbequed, in Texas (see...there I go again), was somehow superior to the cowardice of Lucky's generation, which gives Non-Sexual LipService to freedom, privacy and anarchy, while preparing for an old-age where they will undoubtedly justify their lack of total committment to fighting the GreatEvil of their time by saying, "es, but when the Computer was Fuhrer, the trains ran on time...until the year 2000, of course." I, like Lucky and the rest of the CypherPunks, told myself that the problem was Dimitri, always trying to push Black Unicorn's envelope, and not accepting my excuse that I wasn't really a cocksucker, but merely accepting of the fact that BigBrother had a lot of mouths to feed... [I know that I've rambled on too long to really hold the attention of a generation that traded in twenty-minute guitar solos for a Pentium processor, and really don't have time to wait for me to get to the point of what I am trying to say (despite their refusal to admit that the only reason they need a Pentium processor, in the first place, is to speed up the downloading of the ads on the Anti-SPAM Anarchist WebPage they are accessing, not to mention the mountains of excess commas contained in the 'True Story' manuscripts...). However, I need to run to the Liquor Store, giving the soft-drug old farts on the CPUNKS list a chance to "smoke 'em if you got 'em," (<--correct punctuation, will wonders never cease?) and the young pissants on the CPUNX list a chance to throw on a New Crusty Nostrils CD, 'Ramblin', featuring 'Green, Green', (<--incorrect punctuation) little realizing that the USENET post referring to the album as the product of a CypherPunks Action Project first appeared on April 1st, and that Lucky wasn't even born when it was recorded. BAD NEWS!!! - I'll be back...]

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Diana Moe Hmmm... - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Return Of Beyond The Planet Of The Valley Of Diana Moe Hmmm... - SPACE ALIENS, ETC., ETC. ____________________________________________ No doubt there are a variety of self-impressed, elitist CypherPunks who have grown used to my weird capitalization of the word 'cypherpunks', as well as my excess use of commas, and incorrect punctuation, having come to recognize that these things are part of my personal 'writing style' (although few realize that, being too lazy to look up proper spelling, and too ignorant to understand the reasons behind 'correct' punctuation, I am merely cloaking my sloth and stupidity under a croak of eccentric Oriental genius). However, there are undoubtedly a few egoistical self-proclaimed geniuses on the CypherPunks Disturbed Male LISP who have noticed the 'Dina' spelling of the last chapter title being out-of-sync with the 'Diana' spelling of the current chapter title (see above), and mentally ridiuculed me as really being the sorry drunk I keep claiming to be, thinking that I am only dimly aware of the difference between my drunk&ignorant-but-honest typos and literary mistakes, and the typos and mistakes which I quickly recognize to have deep meaning, and are therefore inviolate proofs of my true inner genius, in need of no correction, even if I happen to spot the error. If you noticed the discrepancy mentioned above, and were indeed mentally degrading my literary talent, while considering yourself to be superior to me because of your ability to imitate a robotic computer spell-checking program, you would, in this case, be quite correct in your assumption, since it was really a meaninless mistake, but one I will not bother to rectify, since I am currently both lazy and drunk. However, you smart-ass sons-of-bitches, it would be a serious mistake to fail to realize that my failings in character in no way negate my obvious intellectual superiority over all of the pretentious fools who consider themselves part of an elite group of PseudoMathematicalGeniusAnarchists because of their participation in Legendary LevelWithTheGround InterNet Community MailingList Composed Of Subscribers Who Are Using 11% Of Their Potential BrainPower, and considering themselves to be 'above' the other InterNet Elitists who are using only the 'documented average' 10% of their potential brainpower, and who, in turn, consider themselves to be superior to the AOL'ers who believe that their IQ is somehow related to the speed of their computer's processor (NOT!!!). The short and simple answer to the question, ""So what prompted you to start writing those missives to cypherpunks?" is: "On a mailing list of elitist geniuses using only 11% of their potential brainpower, the person using 12% is King!" Thus I am able to toy with you silly fools, having little fear of someone who uses 13% of their brainpower subscribing to the CypherPunks list, and putting me in my place, since a person capable of using 13% of their brain would likely be above joining the list in the first place... Why I Send My Missives To The CypherPunks List #327: I truly recognize the past, current and future subscribers to InterNet forums/experiences such as the CypherPunks to be the only real hope for a world of VirtualReality to rise above and go beyond the vicious MeatSpaceRealityCycles which are evident throughout millennia of human history. Thus, I feel it incumbent upon myself, as your intellectual superior, to impress upon you what an ignorant, silly asshole I am... ou stupid fucks think I'm being silly, again, don't you? I'm fucking serious!!! While I truly consider myself to be the current epitome of human evolution to this point in time, I would, nonetheless, upon being recognized for my great wisdom and genius and declared King Of The World, issue a press statement advising everyone to kill themselves, since a world under my control would be a scary thing, indeed. As far as the world currently being under the control of murderers and thieves who seem to have a lot of trouble figuring out some of the more rudimentary things in life, such as pulling up their fly upon entering the Offal Office, I really prefer not to think about that, which I am sure can be understood by voters in Boston, Chicago, ad infinitum, who eventually figured out that the slogan, "Vote Early, Vote Often" was not really a part of the original Constitution, as their Ward Bosses had claimed. The Original Peter Principle: Civilization and Human Behavior provide hard evidence that Creatures From The Primordial Swamp who crawled out to become Middle Managers in the Gene Pool did so about a billion years ahead of schedule. The Original Clinton Inaugural Address: "Most of my time, energy and money was spent on women, booze, drugs and gambling--the rest I just wasted, eventually becoming Governor, and then President." The Original Commandment: "Buy a fucking Clue!" I guess that what I am really trying to say is, "As insane as it would be for you to vote for me as the new King Of The World / Ruler Of All That Exists / New World Order Dictator, etc., etc., it would be even more insane for you to *not* vote for me if I was running against the people currently in control of our governments and society. Why I Send My Missives To The CypherPunks List #18: My only hope of being understood when I say, "I may be a stupid fuck, but at least I'm not a stupid fuck." lies in preaching to an audience that has the ability to understand that ogi Berra's statement, "It's DejaVu all over again." was nothing more nor less than A DirectMessageFromGod, designed to serve as the Cole's Notes To Universal Human History From The Beginning Of Time, in a format that would allow us to write it on a slip of paper we could tuck into the elastic of our panties, in preparation for the FinalExam. True Initiates into the Mythical Circle of Eunuchs have long understood that my obsession with peeking up women's skirts is not the result of sexual depravity, but a highly spiritual exercise in recognizing the difference between the masses of Sheeple who truly benefit from the advice to wear clean undergarments, in case they get hit by a bus, and those whose unique, individual spark of life allows them to recognize that they can step beyond society's strict moral programming by not wearing any undergarments at all. Although I am currently up to my ass in drunken alligators, I am still capable of remembering that my original objective was to drain the Scotch... And The Way This Relates To Craptographics Is: What is encryption, if not the epitome of the Anarchy Of Meaning? David Byrne, Largely Suited to serve as the Talking Head who *could* be the originator of the Voice we hear, asking us, "Psycho Killer, Qu'est Que C'est?", if we actually owned a radio, understood that when Bob Dylan sang, "Johnny's in the basement, mixing up the medicine...", it was an oblique reference to Owsley developing a chemical technique to thwart the MindPolice by using LSD to encrypt one's thought processes. The Moody Blues, recognizing that the hippie movement arose in response to Freedom and Privacy being threatened by a GreyHound Restroom Public Key System that could be broken by anyone with a dime, warned us that Timothy Leary, sick, depraved pervert that he was, was 'outside, looking in', alerting us to the fact that 'Free Shit' was nothing more than a corporate advertising ploy by NewAge Gurus who wanted to save the cost of a dime while buggering us, by telling us we may have won 'Free Film For Life.' Phil Zimmerman, Hero Of The TellGovernmentToSitOnItAndRotate Revolution, provided us with the tools we needed to have a genuinely Free Shit in Pretty Good Privacy, enabling us to lock the door while we crapped out our pearls of wisdom, while the anal-retentive government agents on the other side of the restroom-stall door dropped their dime, upon finding out that the cost of peeking up the public's butt had risen exhorbantly, due to those fucking California Hippie Trouble Makers slipping 'acid' in their email. The point that I probably would have made much earlier in this chapter, were it not for the fact that I am a drunken, inconsiderate asshole who fails to realize that *some* people have better things to do than to waste their time wondering where the fuck I get all of these goddamn commas, is this: Anarchy is our only hope... Surely anyone who has been paying attention to life around them could not have failed to realize that if society elects some bum going through the dumpster, to look for lunch, to an official government position that designates him to be the person responsible for removing doggie-doo from the city streets (no salary, but all you can eat...), he soon declares that he needs more money and a larger staff to do his job properly, funds research indicating that dog owners are a threat to Family Values, Apple Pie and the American Flag, presses for Law&Order legislation adding Thirty-Five Dog ears to the sentence of any Monger or Mongrel who is found guilty of 'squatting' in commission of a poop, and calls for the censorship of 'The Doggie Of Anne Frank' because of its graphic descriptions of FIDO crapping in a secret room in the attic, to avoid discovery by the DoggiePoop Gestapo. If you think I'm being a WiseGuy, then think again, because, if memory serves me correctly, this was the lead headline of News Of The Weird last week, even though the original source for the article was on page 4,385 of the New ork Times. The first act of organized religion was to fuck up the Lord's Prayer. Anarchy is our only hope... The first act of organized government was to raise taxes so that they could give themselves a pay raise. Anarchy is our only hope... It is a knee-jerk reaction to bend over to pick up the soap when somebody drops it, but it doesn't matter *who* fucks you, it doesn't matter *how* they fuck you, *when* they fuck you, or *why* they fuck you...the bottom line is this: If you remain silent, ignoring the pain and indignity, listening to the still, small voice of the Tao, you hear the Voice of Eternity echoing from the birth of time to the death of the ten-thousand things, whispering what was shouted by a great ogi, upon realizing that the BigBang was actually a FistFucking KnuckleBall headed Hell Bent For Leather (a California company) toward the Great Void where the sun don't shine...you hear the Tao bend over and whisper, "It's DejaVu, all over again." Anarchy is our only hope... Dr. Seuss Explains Sex To Children During His Prostrate Check: After God created Adam, he took a bone out of Adam's side and created Eve. The first thing Adam did was give Eve another bone-from behind, as he wanted it to be a surprise. If two people exist on the face of the planet, then, as surely as night follows day, one of them is going to get fucked. Anarchy is our only hope... LIFE IN HELL Goes Country: If you can see two assholes on a horse, without lifting its tail, then it is a good bet that they are voting to steal your money and your freedom. Anarchy is our only hope... We live in a world where, in a country in which starving children are dying by the millions, the greatest threat to those who manage to survive a FamineInTheMidstOfPlenty is the ArmySurplusLandmine Company's 'Democracy' model, which is guanteed to blow the limbs off of terrorists and freedom- fighters, men, women and children, without discrimination as to race, creed or color, although the guarantee clearly states that it is not the responsibility of the manufacturer to see that it serves the purpose for which it was originally intended, according the color-glossy brochures distributed by retired armed services officers now making the BigBucks as DC corporate whores. "The Democracy Model Landmine" "Our most popular item, due to the billions of dollars in advertising given to its name through the use of taxpayer money being spent by unelected entities, both within and outside of government circles, was built and designed by highly qualified engineers and technicians to 'Save The Life Of A Single Child.' "As you can see from the pie-charts below, a computer simulation showed that a minimum distribution of a hundred units per square mile is sufficient to save the life of a single child, providing that the child is not so unfortunate as to accidentally step on a landmine." Anarchy is our only hope... [GOVERNMENT REQUIRED NOTIFICATION:] This chapter of 'Space Aliens Hide My Drugs'is a paid advertisement for the Bienfait Nutly News "Anarchy Is Our Only Hope' Christmas Special, available in boxes of individually-wrapped 1's and 0's (in quantities of 8, 16, 32, 64...) The perfect gift for grouchy old farts who still have the box of Pecans you sent them last Christmas, because they put their dentures in their shoes, and they can't find their godamn shoes, and when they asked for help in a post to the CypherPunks list, they got a hundred anonymous emails from assholes telling them to, "Check the archives."

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change of address
by Carl Ellison 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 I am moving from CyberCash. Until I get the new work account set up in a month or so, please replace cme(a)cybercash.com with cme(a)acm.org Thanks, Carl -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGP for Personal Privacy 5.5.3 iQA/AwUBNZhnFJSWoQShp/waEQJYKwCeIDZe9E67VOL2fin2L2unLYJfhCQAnRfL HFncaiI5a/n/rpBAEO2zgavF =pU5t -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- +------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Carl M. Ellison cme(a)acm.org http://www.clark.net/pub/cme | | PGP: 08FF BA05 599B 49D2 23C6 6FFD 36BA D342 | +-Officer, officer, arrest that man. He's whistling a dirty song.--+

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Netcenter News - Volume 8 - July 1998
by netcenter-news＠netscape.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Title: Netscape Netcenter News - July 1998 Welcome to Netcenter Netcenter is dedicated to the proposition that you should be able to find everything you need online in one place. This newsletter is one of the free benefits you receive for registering with a Netcenter program. Employers! Job seekers! Post a job or resume, browse job listings, promote your company, or get career information easily with Netcenter's new Career Center. A beta version of Netscape Communicator 4.5 will be available to the public in early July. This latest version of Communicator will include improvements such as Smart Browsing as well as enhanced messaging and roaming access. A 1998 SPA Codie Award Winner, Netscape Publishing Suite is now just $49.95 ($129.95 value). Get MasterClips 33,000 or Net Accelerator for just $10 with purchase. Netscape respects your online time and Internet privacy. If you would prefer not to receive the monthly Netcenter News, please go to the Netscape section of In-Box Direct and uncheck the Netcenter News item. You may also, click here to send an unsubscribe email or reply to this message with the word unsubscribe in the subject line. Copyright © 1998. Netscape Communications Corporation. All rights reserved. NETSCAPE NETCENTER: YOUR SPRINGBOARD TO THE INTERNET Jump from here. That's the launch-point attitude at Netcenter's new Internet portal. Starting in July, Netcenter will incorporate 16 new business and consumer channels, along with a variety of new services. From downloading software upgrades automatically to sending flowers, Netcenter channels offer immediate access to goods, services, and a wealth of information. Among the new services, Smart Browsing is designed to help you navigate the tricky waters of the Internet. With Internet Keywords, simply type a word such as "Ford" and blast to Ford's site. What's Related displays a list of dynamic links to related sites - great for online research or shopping. Netscape Search & Directory boosts your searches with a complete line-up of search engines in one location. Use My Netscape to design your "home on the web," a personalized home page that displays the information you use every day - news, stock quotes, sports, and more - the moment you log on. WebMail, Netcenter's free email service, allows you to respond to messages automatically and to integrate your organizer's address book with your email. Members can scan incoming attachments for viruses and even be paged when they receive high-priority messages. Netscape Netcenter. Dive in - the water's fine. SmartUpdate is expanding! Netscape has signed agreements with more than 20 leading software companies to make their products available, free of charge, for automatic download via the SmartUpdate service. Netcenter members can SAVE $10 on all software at Netscape Software Depot by software.net. Limited time offer! Join Member Directory and choose your Netcenter member name now - before the Netcenter 2.0 rush. Then, search for friends or new acquaintances. Thanks to everyone who took part in last month's survey about online communities! Here is what 2000 of you told us: In general, newsgroups and instant messaging are more popular than chat. Only 15 percent of you hadn't tried any kind of online community. Of those who do visit communities, 44 percent go daily and 20 percent go several times a day. The thing you like most about your visits is the ability to see what other people are thinking. The most popular forum in Netcenter's Professional Connections is the Product Center. This month's survey is about customizing web pages. We invite you to tell us what you'd like to see in a personalized home page!

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Info on Jim Bell
by cyp＠cyp.dcl.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Jim has been arrested again and he is in the Federal Detention Center at Seattle. Jim wants people to write him at: James Bell #26906086 Federal Detention Center P.O. Box 68976 Seattle WA 98168

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Marketing, Advertising & PR Forum
by Matt Harlow 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

I recently started a mailing list for the marketing, advertising and PR industry. We've already got over 100 subscribers from all over the globe. The conversation is really flowing now and we're ready to expand. So far we've have touched on office politics, how to's, compensation and critiques of national campaigns, job openings and a whole lot more. We'd love to have you on board. All you need to do to sign up is send an email to the address: requests(a)mail.villing.net with the subject of: SUBSCRIBE DIGEST MATT to receive the a daily digest or SUBSCRIBE MATT to receive individual emails Also, please do me a favor and copy me at M_harlow(a)villingandcompany.com if you sign up. That way I know to add your name to the roster. Hope to see you at the forum! We're getting some great exchanges and I'd love to get you in on them. Feel free to pass this message on to anyone you feel might be interested in the group. Sincerely, Matt Harlow P.S. If you're already signed up or if I've recruited you before, Sorry! It's tough to recruit for a project like this and sometimes I get a name twice in my efforts not to miss anyone. Matt Harlow Account Executive Villing and Company 3900 Edison Lakes Parkway, Suite 100 Mishawaka, Indiana 46545 Work: Email: m_harlow(a)villingandcompany.com, Phone: 219-277-0215, Fax: 219-277-5513 Home: Email: mattharlo(a)qtm.net, Phone: 616-683-2599, Fax: 616-684-4765

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PERSONAL NOTICE
by specialnews4u＠usa.net 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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CTIA Daily News from WOW-COM - June 30, 1998
by CTIA Daily News 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

============================================= Welcome to today's edition of the CTIA Daily News from WOW-COM. Please click on the icon / attachment for the most important news in wireless communications today. =============================================

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Settlement help, please
by bill payne 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Senators Please help get this mess settled. Thanks bill Tuesday 6/30/98 12:03 PM Mr. Thomas J. Schlageter, Assistant Legal Counsel Advice and External Litigation Division Office of Legal Counsel 1801 L. Street, Northwest, Room 6034 Washington, D.C. 20507 Dear Mr. Schlageter: Purposes of this letter are to 1 seek administrative remedy of a release of false and defaming information on myself which violated Privacy Act. Charles Burtner and Larry Trujillo of the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission's (EEOC) Phoenix District Office unlawfully released the information. 2 Exhaust administrative remedies if we are not able to settle this matter. 3 Request information under the Freedom of Information and Privacy Acts. On June 29 I received at letter from Aletha L. Brown Inspector General U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission POB 18858 Washington, D.C. 20036-8858 202-663-4375 800-849-4230 dated June 25, 1998, OIG Control Number 981770 which said This is to acknowledge receipt for your letter dated May 15, 1998, requesting Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) and Privacy Act information. I apologize for the delay in responding to your request. Your complaint regarding alleged Privacy Act violation and FOIA request was forwarded to the Office of Legal Counsel on May 27, 1998. With regards to these matters, please contact: Mr. Thomas J. Schlageter, Assistant Legal Counsel Advice and External Litigation Division Office of Legal Counsel 1801 L. Street, Northwest, Room 6034 Washington, D,C, 20507 Mr. Payne, the OIG plans no investigative action regarding this matter. Thank you for contacting this office. Sincerely [signature] Aletha L. Brown Inspector General Attachment Attachment reads U.S. EQUAL EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY COMMISSION Washington, D.C 20507 May 27, 1998 MEMORANDUM TO: Mr. Thomas J. Schlageter, Assistant Legal Counsel Advice and External Litigation Division [signature] FROM Joyce T. Willoughby, Counsel Office of the Inspector General SUBJECT: Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) Request of William Payne Attached is a Freedom of Information (FOIA) request from William Payne, which was received by the Office of the Inspector General (OIG) on May 20, 1998. In an effort to respond to this request, attached are copies of the OIG case file concerning Mr. Payne, the Inspector General Act of 1978, as amended, and excerpts from the OIG Investigative Manual and Deskbook. If you have any question concerning this memorandum or need additional information you may contact me at Extension 4397. Attachments While I hope we are able to settle the civil aspects of this unfortunate release of false and defaming information on me, I must anticipate, however, that I will have to seek judicial review. Therefore, under 5 USC 552, the Freedom of Information Act, and 5 USC 552a, the Privacy Act, I request access to copies 1 All documents describing YOUR efforts to properly investigate and settle this unlawful release of false and defaming information about me. 2 All WRITTEN documents, including phone call message notes or another notes, containing the name of William Payne, Bill Payne, etc. made between 3/18/98 and 6/30/98 by your or your staff. If all or any part of this request is denied, please cite the specific exemption(s) which you think justifies your refusal to release the information and inform me of your agency's administrative appeal procedures available to me under the law. I would appreciate your handling this request as quickly as possible, and I look forward to hearing from you within 20 working days, as the law stipulates. This letter resembles one I sent to Ms. Varygas of your office on 6/29. I append the Varyas letter to this letter for your information. Mr. Schlageter, I hope this unfortunate matter can be resolved at the administrative level at EEOC. And I ask your help. Sincerely, William H. Payne 13015 Calle de Sandias NE Albuquerque, NM 87111 505 292 7037 <- I am not reading e-mail Distribution Tom Spellman Aletha L. Brown Senate Judiciary Committee http://www.senate.gov/committee/judiciary.html Republicans Orrin G. Hatch, Utah, Chairman senator_hatch(a)Hatch.senate.gov Strom Thurmond, South Carolina senator(a)thurmond.senate.gov Charles E. Grassley, Iowa chuck_grassley(a)grassley.senate.gov Arlen Specter, Pennsylvania senator_specter(a)specter.senate.gov Fred Thompson, Tennessee senator_thompson(a)thompson.senate.gov Jon Kyl, Arizona info(a)kyl.senate.gov Mike DeWine, Ohio senator_dewine(a)dewine.senate.gov John Ashcroft, Missouri john_ashcroft(a)ashcroft.senate.gov Spencer Abraham, Michigan michigan(a)abraham.senate.gov Jeff Sessions, Alabama Democrats Patrick J. Leahy, Vermont senator_leahy(a)leahy.senate.gov Edward M. Kennedy, Massachusetts senator(a)kennedy.senate.gov Joseph R.Biden, Jr., Delaware senator(a)biden.senate.gov Herb Kohl, Wisconsin senator_kohl(a)kohl.senate.gov Dianne Feinstein, California senator(a)feinstein.senate.gov Russell D. Feingold, Wisconsin russell_feingold(a)feingold.senate.gov Richard Durbin, Illinois dick(a)durbin.senate.gov Robert Torricelli, New Jersey senator(a)torricelli.senate.gov /\/\/\ append ----- Monday 6/29/98 11:59 AM Ms. Ellen J. Varygas, Legal Counsel Office of Legal Counsel 1801 L. Street, Northwest, Room 6002 Washington, DC 20507 (202) 663-4637 Dear Ms. Varygas: Purposes of this letter are to 1 seek administrative remedy of a release of false and defaming information on myself which violated Privacy Act. Charles Burtner and Larry Trujillo of the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission's (EEOC) Phoenix District Office unlawfully released the information. 2 Exhaust administrative remedies if we are not able to settle this matter. 3 Request information under the Freedom of Information and Privacy Acts. Aletha L. Brown Inspector General U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission POB 18858 Washington, D.C. 20036-8858 202-663-4375 800-849-4230 wrote me on May 7 1998 The Office of Inspector General (OIG) is empowered to investigate matters of fraud, waste and abuse which may be attendant to EEOC programs and operations. We do not have programmatic responsibilities and are not involved in the administration and resolution of Privacy Act violations. Based upon our review of the information provided, we have determined that this matter, although important, is outside of OIG's purview and therefore does not warrant any investigative action by this office. In regards to this issue contact: Ms. Ellen J. Varygas, Legal Counsel Office of Legal Counsel 1801 L. Street, Northwest, Room 6002 Washington, DC 20507 (202) 663-4637 Mr. Payne, I hope this information is helpful to you but regret that I can not provide the remedy you seek. Thank you for contacting the Office of the Inspector General. Sincerely, Aletha L. Brown Inspector General June 16, 1998 A Jacy Thurmond, Jr, Assistant Legal Counsel/FOIA sent me some information I requested on possible administrative remedy of the matter under a FOIA/PA request. My request was mailed Friday 5/15/98. While I hope we are able to settle the civil aspects of this unfortunate release of false and defaming information on me, I must anticipate, however, that I will have to seek judicial review. Therefore, under 5 USC 552, the Freedom of Information Act, and 5 USC 552a, the Privacy Act, I request access to copies 1 All documents describing YOUR efforts to properly investigate and settle this unlawful release of false and defaming information about me. 2 All WRITTEN documents, including phone call message notes or another notes, containing the name of William Payne, Bill Payne, etc. made between 3/18/98 and 6/29/98 by your or your staff. If all or any part of this request is denied, please cite the specific exemption(s) which you think justifies your refusal to release the information and inform me of your agency's administrative appeal procedures available to me under the law. I would appreciate your handling this request as quickly as possible, and I look forward to hearing from you within 20 working days, as the law stipulates. Details of the release of information can be found on Internet starting most recently with Payne v. NSA: US on Classified NSA Declaration June 27, 1998 Payne v. NSA: US Motion on FOIA for NSA Algos June 27, 1998 at http://www.jya.com/usa062698.htm Ms Varygas, I hope this unfortunate matter can be resolved at the administrative level at EEOC. And I ask your help. Sincerely, William H. Payne 13015 Calle de Sandias NE Albuquerque, NM 87111 505 292 7037 <- I am not reading e-mail Distribution Tom Spellman Aletha L. Brown Senate Judiciary Committee http://www.senate.gov/committee/judiciary.html Republicans Orrin G. Hatch, Utah, Chairman senator_hatch(a)Hatch.senate.gov Strom Thurmond, South Carolina senator(a)thurmond.senate.gov Charles E. Grassley, Iowa chuck_grassley(a)grassley.senate.gov Arlen Specter, Pennsylvania senator_specter(a)specter.senate.gov Fred Thompson, Tennessee senator_thompson(a)thompson.senate.gov Jon Kyl, Arizona info(a)kyl.senate.gov Mike DeWine, Ohio senator_dewine(a)dewine.senate.gov John Ashcroft, Missouri john_ashcroft(a)ashcroft.senate.gov Spencer Abraham, Michigan michigan(a)abraham.senate.gov Jeff Sessions, Alabama Democrats Patrick J. Leahy, Vermont senator_leahy(a)leahy.senate.gov Edward M. Kennedy, Massachusetts senator(a)kennedy.senate.gov Joseph R.Biden, Jr., Delaware senator(a)biden.senate.gov Herb Kohl, Wisconsin senator_kohl(a)kohl.senate.gov Dianne Feinstein, California senator(a)feinstein.senate.gov Russell D. Feingold, Wisconsin russell_feingold(a)feingold.senate.gov Richard Durbin, Illinois dick(a)durbin.senate.gov Robert Torricelli, New Jersey senator(a)torricelli.senate.gov 6

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NSA and crypto algorithms
by bill payne 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

It is EASY to make mistakes when designing crypto algorithms. SECRECY works against NSA in that their work doesn't get proper evaluation by HOSTILE referees. Like http://www.jya.com/skipjack-bs2.htm NSA does have good experiences at fielding crypto devices. My suprise at gaining access to NSA crypto algorithms was how simple they were.

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Metal Suppliers Online Newsletter
by Alan Gamble 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

June 30, 1998 Metal Suppliers Online (MSO) Summer Newsletter Hello from rainy New Hampshire! Its been a great year here at MSO and I wanted to get this newsletter out to remind you about Metal Suppliers Online (www.suppliersonline.com) and bring you up to date with site improvements. We now have over 12,000 worldwide users (!) . RECENT IMPROVEMENTS INCLUDE: Metal Supplier Data - We continue to grow, with the searchable inventory of 2700 Worldwide Distributors, Producing Mills and Forging Shops. Material Property Data - We now property data on 17,000 ferrous & non-ferrous materials. UP-COMING IMPROVEMENTS INCLUDE: Specification Cross Reference Utilities - Cross reference any ASTM, ASME, AMS, QQ, MIL and selected company specifications. Physical Property Data - CTE, Densities, Conductivity, Resistivity & more. Specification Cross Reference Utilities - Cross reference any ASTM, ASME, AMS, QQ, MIL and selected company specifications. If you haven't been to the site in a while, I invite you to give us a visit. I think that you'll be impressed by the way that we've grown. If you have any recommendations on how to improve our site, please don't hesitate to Email them to me. Thanks for your time. Best Regards, Alan Alan C. Gamble Webmaster Metal Suppliers Online http://www.suppliersonline.com 603-890-6500 - phone 603.890.6222 - fax "We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing"

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Judge Campos letter
by bill payne 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Tuesday 6/30/98 3:20 PM John Young Nice to talk to you. I see Payne v. NSA: Response to Motion to Remand FOIA June 30, 1998 at http://www.jya.com/whp063098.htm I opened judge Campos' letter at the fax. I handed it to the nice lady. I wrote your fax number on the envelope. Then went to Page One Two to look at used VW repair manuals. Page One Two specializes in used books and CDs. I am REALLY CURIOUS about what Campos wrote. Especially on a Tuesday. But not curious enough to read the letter now. Lawyers always plan to have their hate letters arrive on a weekend or, just before a vacation. Christmas is a lawyer favorite. I ordered a engine rebuild gasket set, rod and main bearings, engine mounts, rings, valve guides and springs, and SPLURGED by ordering an exhuast header this afternoon. My '82 rabbit is about guaranteed to fail emissions test this fall. I ordered today from J C Whitney because the price for the $99.95 header goes up $10 tomorrow. Perhaps headers will even FURTHER improve its exciting 20 second 0-60 performance? I will do the rebuilt in the fall. I phoned a member of Albuquerques underground economy last night. He will do the labor on the head for $60. Cash, of course. I must now ABSOLUTE CERTAINLY complete the digital FX IMMEDIATELY. To make some money. Litigation is more of a long term financial project. Like Morales and I have been working on this project for SIX YEARS. Hopefully this mess will be settled so that I can devote time to another of my specialties. Rebuilding Big Block Ford and VW water cooled engines. And writing MORE books too. Perhaps even write a law book. On pro se litigation. With Morales, of course. But this can be a point for settlement negotiation, of course. Later bill http://www.apcatalog.com/cgi-bin/AP?ISBN=0125475705&LOCATION=US&FORM=FORM2

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Re: Data Processing, Translation, Software & Web Localization Services
by cb0630＠hotmail.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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http://bureau42.ml.org
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

I have been getting a lot of requests from people who want to know how to get more of the manuscripts of the 'True Story of the InterNet' series which is sometimes spammed to the CypherPunks Disturbed Male LISP through my account by some inconsiderate psycho who has no respect for Bob, who asks only that he be given 'space' NOT 'SPACE ALIENS' you stupid fucks!!! try http://bureau42.ml.org Please quit bothering me (except for Attila-I like my sex 'rough', whereas the Author seems toli like hisorher sex 'ruff, ruff'). Linda Lou Reed "If you meet the Author on the road, KILL HIM!!!"

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Anarchy Is Our Only Hope... - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

~NOTE: If this article is digitally signed, then it is not guaranteed by the Electronic Forgery Foundation to be Genuine FUD. The Electronic Forgery Foundation, as a matter of policy, accepts no responsibility for digitally signed manuscripts which may actually be MainStream News Articles containing factually accurate and officially verifiable lies. Bienfait Nutly News "ANARCH IS OUR ONL HOPE" Christmas Special ***************** by King Author and the Dark&Stormy Knights of the Magic RoundTable [College Station Nudist Colony]IT WAS A STARK NAKED AND COLLEGE dormy night... [Prudential Annex, Alcatraz]JIM BELL STRUGGLED TO HOLD BACK THE small bead of sweat that was beginning to form on his brow as he feigned indifference while the Warden reviewed his application to form a prison swim team... [Oklahoma City]amADbOMBERtObEnAMEDlATER CREPT UNDER THE FENCE surrounding the former site of the Murrah Federal Building. As he placed the explosive charges at strategic points among the rubble, he couldn't shake the feeling that government spin- doctors were already preparing to issue a statement clarifying that BATF agents were absent from the site at the time of the explosion as a result of having moved to new offices, while the innocent children, air-lifted to the sight shortly before the tragic act of terrorism, were part of an educational tour that had been scheduled months previously. He shook off his fears, reminding himself that Louis Freeh, Janet Reno and Michael Fortier had planned everything down to the last detail... [Austin, Texas]THE BARMAID AT THE HEB CENTRAL MARKET CAFE WAS certain that she had seen all of those attending the alleged Austin CypherPunks Physical Meeting in a variety of local theatrical productions over the years. It didn't make sense. Why would someone hire a rag-tag group of actors to impersonate members of an anarchistic, crypto- privacy InterNet mailing list? And who was the strange character from the Bay Area who occassionally attended the meetings? She remembered seeing him at Stanford during the visit of the SexCriminal and his MainSqueeze to convince their daughter, Chelsea, that dating a man who was stalking her father with a Stihl chainsaw could have negative political reprecussions, and that she didn't need that fucking psycho's reassurances as to her sexuality, since daddy also thought she had a great ass, and was not just saying that because she was his daughter. Stanford wasn't the first time she had seen the Bay Area visitor to the CypherPunks meetings. She had also seen him leaving the Texas Book Depository in Dallas, shortly after... Anarchy is our only hope... Lone gunmen and unabombers are Dog's way of telling us, as we stare at a meaningless election ballot, that we could have had a V-8, pretending that we were drinking the blood of a single innocent child we had slaughtered in an act of random violence with an M-16, or in the bombing of TWA-800, or any one of a variety of mind-numbing reminders that we, as well as the cargo on our flight, are just numbers, that can be erased with the stroke of a pen, or a flash of light and a loud bang... Anarchy is our only hope... Face it, the System isn't working... We need to Democratize murder, once again putting it in the hands of the common people. People with wooden or stone clubs; people with Saturday Night Specials; people with knives in kitchen drawers, directly behind the freezer door that their fat, lazy spouse is staring into, wondering which gallon of ice-cream to eat first; people with access to both the drug-cabinet and the maternity ward, who realize that the solution to child-crime is stopping it at its very source... The process of natural selection, which decrees that only the strong AND lucky survive, has been derailed by social and government interference that leads to genocidal policies which mark our fellow humans for deletion on the basis of race, religious and/or ethnic background, political beliefs, ownership of land which has oil or mineral reserves underneath it, use and development of strong crypto, ad infinitum... It used to be that those with strong survival instincts, finding themselves short of funds, could beat up and/or murder a Jew, pulling out their gold fillings in order to make it to their next paycheck. Once government got involved, the average Joe and Jane couldn't hope to compete with the streamlined merger of thousands of ignorant thugs into a single giant bully. It was a step backward for the JesusKillers, as well, since they had a fighting chance against the more ignorant members of the light-skinned races, who didn't realize that it didn't really help for them to hide in dark alleys, as well as members of the dark-skinned races who couldn't resist smiling in the dark when a potential victim approached. Once ethnic discrimination was declared to be a function of government, there was no need for Official Thieves Thugs And Murderers to hide in dark alleys, since they could herd their victims into railway cattle-cars by use of official government brochures promoting Auschwitz as a Health Spa with state of the art shower systems guaranteeing not only hygenic cleansing, but also eugenic cleansing. Those who enquired as to the meaning of 'eugenic cleansing' were told that it would become clear upon their arrival... Anarchy is our only hope... A passage in a work by one of the true literary genius' of the InterNet (whose name I can't remember, but the work was titled, "InfoWar") pointed out a period during which violent crime was rapidly decreasing at the same time that public perception of the rate of violent crime was reaching an all-time high. A parallel poll, commissioned by the People Against Humanity division of the Synics Cociety, revealed that not a single person taking part in the other poll believed themself to be an ignorant, societally programmed moron, incapable of anything beyond sucking up whatever slop MainDream News Farces chose to throw into the public media troughs for consumption by those who believe that the High Cost Of Rational Thought is an unbearable burden that will leave them too poor to add the 24-Hour Drooling And Slobbering Channel to their cable package. Anthropologists specializing in the rise of civilized society have discovered that a solitary recluse living alone in the wild, will, upon drooling and slobbering on HimOrHerSelf, instinctively realize that, if they continue to do so, then the chance of their ever developing the ability to walk upright becomes radically diminished. At the same time, modern research indicates that if test subjects from current society are exposed to pictures of Michael Jordan drooling on his shoes, that manufacturers can add a hundred dollars to the price of their sneakers by adding artificial saliva-stains to them. Anarchy is our only hope... ************************************************************* WE ARE INTERRUPTING THIS PREVIOUSL SCHEDULED BROADCAST TO BEING OU AN IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH The Author, undoubtedly affected by solar flaring reflecting off of the early evening moon, suddenly realized why Leslie Stahl seemed so nervous during last night's '60 Minutes' piece on InterNet FUD, titled, 'The Rumor Mill.' It was not, as he originally suspected, Ms. Stahl psychically picking up on his efforts to peek up her skirt, and was, in fact, not the Scent of a Woman, but the Scent of Fear... Fear that Jane and Joe Sheeple, empowered by InterNet Search Engines capable of catering to their true desires, instead of attempting to mold their desires to fit the hidden agendas of Stahl's CBS controllers, might actually choose to access J. Orlin Grabbe's 'World's 50 Greatest Conspiracies' website, and compare his 'information' with the 'information' provided by '60 Minutes'. Fear that a generation of people who had grown up believing Walter Cronkite when he ended his news casts with "That's the way it is...", would suddenly begin wondering why Wally never told them that Jack Kennedy, their beloved President, was screwing the living shit out of Marilyn Monroe, ending his news cast by making a circle with the forefinger and thumb of his left hand, poking his right index finger back and forth through the circle, and saying, "That's the way it is..." Fear that Marilyn Manson, whining on Public Radio about 'The Rumor Mill' on the InterNet spreading 'lies' and 'disinformation' about HisOrHer tour, would be recognized by those paying attention as being strikingly similar to Ms. Stahl's whining on '60 Minutes' about the 'lies' and 'disinformation' being spread by people who had different beliefs about Reality and Truth than those that she held. Fear that vague hints about "Junk," "Regulation" and "Online Policemen" were not strong enough to truly get her point across, while indulging in violent screaming calling for hanging J. Orlin Grabbe by his hairy balls for disagreeing with her WorldView would only confirm viewer suspicions that she was in the same league, although on a different team, as Marilyn Manson, who believed that some kind of "censorship" was needed, to prevent the ChoirBoys at Ms. Stahl's church from spreading Christian Right lies about HisOrHer tour on the InterNet, while waiting their turn to insert their young, hard, throbbing cocks into a member of the congregation who was a regular correspondent on a major television news magazine show. Fear that the Author, currently working on the development of a forged Leslie Stahl's HomePage, had a 50-50 chance of correctly guessing whether or not she was wearing panties... ************************************************************** WE NOW RETURN OU TO THE REGULARL SCHEDULED BROADCAST ************************************************************** NO WE DONT... ************************************************************** Someone drinking Dirty Mothers wrote the stuff above, last night. Maybe it was me...maybe it wasn't...I woke up with a headache. Regardless, reading today's posts to the CypherPunks list, it soon became apparent that my clever ruse, pretending to be intellectually superior to the other list members, worked! The real purpose of my egoistical diatribe was to ferret out the list members not truly deserving of being on the same list as the rest of us, who are using 11% of our potential brainpower. I knew that the Pretenders to our elitist level of being, being insecure, insecure enough to avoid repeating repeating their words, would accuse *me* of being insecure. Sure enough, the Pretender was exposed, and now we *all* know that the Pretender on the list, whom we are all superior to, is... Nobody! In retrospect, we were fools not to realize it long ago. All of the signs were there... The self-effaceing alias, 'Nobody'. The inability to reflect a CypherPunks Consistent Net Persona. Always posting from different accounts: Juno, Replay, HugeCajones, CypherPunks, Dev.Null... The propensity for taking wildly varying stances on the same issue. Overcompensating for HisOrHer lack of self-worth by always demanding credit for HisOrHer posts, and never posting Anonymously... I was surprised that the rest of the list members never figured it out. I guess I'm smarter than the rest of you... ************************************************************** OK, *NOW* WE RETURN OU TO THE REGULARL SCHEDULED BROADCAST--*REALL*-I *MEAN* IT THIS TIME!!! ************************************************************** ACTUALL, I FORGOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, SO I THINK I'LL JUST TR TO EXPLAIN A CONCEPT I WAS THINKING ABOUT ESTERDA, BUT NEGLECTED TO ADDRESS: ANARCH IS OUR ONL HOPE... ************************************************************** Uhhh... I hate to appear to be a fucking idiot, incapable of sustaining a logical train of thought, but I just reached the PointOfEnlightenment that comes around 4 a.m., when one is out of beer and beginning to sober up, and looks at the orange sitting on their desk and sees...an orange! Not the cosmically meaningful macrocosm/microcosm orange that seems to hold the key to the secrets of the universe when one is high on acid. Not the orange with a bit of green-stuff starting to show on its surface when you look at it at the end of another long, hard day at the Salt Mine, whereupon you chastise yourself for letting it go bad before eating it, because your tired, acheing bones remind you that you are living in a cold, hard world. No, it is the orange that both the pragmatist and the mystic see at 4 a.m., about an hour after the last beer is gone, and the liquor store doesn't open for another few hours. The *real* orange... Anyway, 'Anarchy Is Our Only Hope...' is one of those Deep Truths (TM) that are important to attempt to explain to the unenlightened, who quit doing acid in '72, and now have regular jobs. But, Fuck It (TM)! SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! was always intended to be my autobiography, but somebody else started it (although I'm not complaining, because the FUD generated helped to cover my ass on the original TruthMonger SoftTarget Tour) and I think I have the right to be a little self-indulgent (like it's the first time...right!) and put off finishing the Bienfait Nutly News "ANARCH IS OUR ONL HOPE!" Chrismas Special for a day or so. So I think I'll sink into one of my undermedicated, ill- advised rants about my personal issues, history and problems which only remotely relate to the goals and purposes behind the creation of the CypherPunks list. Unless you have a lot of idle time on your hands, you might just want to go ahead and delete the next chapter of SAHMD, since it will undoubtedly be a semi-coherent, rambling diatribe with little relevance to your life and/or your interests. On the other hand, given my present state of mind, and the fact that I just found a warm beer in the back of my truck, the next chapter may well turn out to be one of those classic works of literature that can only be produced by someone who finds themself in the Desolate Place, an hour after they have finished the LastBeerInTheWholeWorld (like Job), and then is reborn, resurrected, refurbished by the discovery that, not only is there a God AND a Dog, but there is also another beer... Smoke 'em if you got 'em...

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Re: saving the world from a cancerous monopoly (fwd)
by Jim Burnes 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Jim Choate wrote: > > mjg says: > > > Yes, I've thought of that too. That is the place to start, but I think > > the federal government is too strong -- eventually the states will hit a > > stand-off and the succession issue arises again. Feds won't go down > > without a fight. > > That's actualy an easy one. All it would take is a govenor to declare that > citizens of his state are not going to submit to annual taxation. I > guarantee that things will move quickly. Since the National Guard requires > the ok of the govenor for the feds to invoke that is pretty much a moot > point. It's clearly unconstitutional to involve the Army, especialy if it is > made clear the National Guard will be there at the border to stop them. As > to the FBI and such, have the Sherrif in each county and he state police > proceed to arrest any such persons who attempt to invoke their federal > authority. > Since the National Guard is an extension of the Army and was created through the federal authority of raising armies it is not necessary for the Governor of any state to be consulted before it is given its orders. So says the Supreme Court several years ago. The all happened when Dukakis challenged George Bush's power to mobilize his National Guard during the Persian Gulf war. (operation Just 'Cuz). Dukakis was pissed (thinking he lived in the old US) and challenged the whole thing. He lost. He mistook the state militia for the National Guard. As far as the unconstitutionality of the Army doing anything, thats history -- all they have to do is invoke the Drug laws and the constitution is null and void. In any case, the National Guard is the Army (for all practical purposes). As far as arresting federal authorities goes, there aren't enough sherrifs lying around to stop even FBI agents, much less the National Guard. (state police included) Where were the sheriffs when the BATF broke assuaulted the Branch Davidian church? The answer is: helping them... > > Speaking of brain-washed.... > > They didn't fear democracy, they feared an authoritarian central government > without the states exercising their authority to stop it via the 10th. They > felt that democracy was the only way to deal with this sort of excess. > >In short, they celebrated democracy. Actually they feared an excess of both. Tryanny of the king and tyranny of the masses -- mobocracy. That is why the Senators were appointed by the states and not elected by the people. It was an effort to allow states to control their interests instead of everthing being determined by congress. This is known as a balance of power. jim

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Daily News Wed Jul 1 '98
by STUFFED/EUREKA! 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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CTIA Daily News from WOW-COM - July 1, 1998
by CTIA Daily News 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

============================================= Welcome to today's edition of the CTIA Daily News from WOW-COM. Please click on the icon / attachment for the most important news in wireless communications today. =============================================

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1998 USENIX Annual Technical Conference - Call for Papers
by Jackson Dodd 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

USENIX 1999 Annual Technical Conference June 7-11, 1999 Monterey Conference Center Monterey, California, USA For the full call for submissions, see http://www.usenix.org/events/usenix99 Papers due: December 2, 1998 Author notification: January 20, 1999 Camera-ready final papers due: April 27, 1999 Registration materials available: March, 1999 The 1999 USENIX Technical Conference Program Committee seeks original and innovative papers about the applications, architecture, implementation, and performance of modern computing systems. As at all USENIX conferences, papers that analyze problem areas and draw important conclusions from practical experience are especially welcome. Some particularly interesting application topics are: Availability Distributed caching and replication Embedded systems Extensible operating systems File systems and storage systems Interoperability of heterogeneous systems Mobile code Mobile computing Multimedia New algorithms and applications Personal digital assistants Quality of service Reliability Security and privacy Ubiquitous computing and messaging Web technologies TUTORIALS We are also accepting proposals for tutorials. USENIX's well-respected tutorial program offers intensive, immediately practical tutorials on topics essential to the use, development, and administration of advanced computing systems. Skilled instructors, who are hands-on experts in their topic areas, present both introductory and advanced tutorials covering topics such as: System and network administration Java and Perl topics High availability, scalability, and reliability Programming tools and program development Portability and interoperability System and network security Client-server application design and development Sendmail, DNS, and other networking issues GUI technologies and builders WWW and CGI technologies Performance monitoring and tuning Freely distributable software INVITED TALKS The Invited Talks coordinators welcome suggestions for topics and requests proposals for particular talks. In your proposal state the main focus, include a brief outline, and be sure to emphasize why your topic is of general interest to our community. Please submit via email to ITusenix(a)usenix.org. For the full call for submissions, see http://www.usenix.org/events/usenix99 ==================================================================== USENIX is the Advanced Computing Systems Association. Since 1975, USENIX has brought together the community of engineers, system administrators, and technicians working on the cutting edge of the computing world. For more information about USENIX: 1. URL: http://www.usenix.org 2. Email to office(a)usenix.org 3. Fax: 510.548.5738 4. Phone: 510.528.8649

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Warning to court clerk
by bill payne 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Wednesday 7/1/98 2:59 PM John Young I will fax the two sheets from the clerk to you later this afternoon. Morales and I will try to meet on his way home from work to get his signature. http://www.jya.com/sec062998.htm http://www.jya.com/whp063098.htm will likely cause MUCH MORE UNPLEASANTNESS .. for clerks and judges. Let's hope this matter is promptly settled before it gets WORSE. Later bill

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Security Newsletter from Bruce Schneier
by Bruce Schneier 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

I've just started a crypto newsletter: CRYPTO-GRAM is a free monthly email newsletter on cryptography from Bruce Schneier (author of Applied Cryptography, inventor of Blowfish, general crypto pundit and occasional crypto curmudgeon). You can subscribe to CRYPTO-GRAM: on the WWW, at http://www.counterpane.com/crypto-gram.html by sending e-mail to crypto-gram-subscribe(a)chaparraltree.com In the May issue: The Secret Story of Non-Secret Encryption. The story behind the British claim that they invented public-key cryptography first. Advanced Encryption Standard. How the government is replacing DES. In the June issue: Side Channel Attacks. What's the big idea behind the recent press announcements about breaking smart cards by analyzing the power line? Risks of Key Recovery, Key Escrow, etc. Why implementing a FBI-style key recovery scheme will do more to hurt national security than simply letting people communicate. Other regular features include: News. Links to the interesting crypto stories. War Stories. There are security lessons to learn from all over, not just from computer geeks. Resources. Summaries of the good Web resources on privacy, security, and encryption. We understand and respect your right to privacy. You are receiving this email only because you have demonstrated an interest in the areas of privacy, security and encryption. You should also know that we would not sell, rent or share our mailing list should you decide to subscribe. Our goal is to maintain and develop a relationship of integrity and trust with our subscribers. The members of this list are not for sale. Period. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to contact me. Otherwise, I hope you'll take a moment to subscribe to CRYPTO-GRAM at: http://www.counterpane.com/crypto-gram.html or mailto:crypto-gram-subscribe@chaparraltree.com Regards, Bruce ********************************************************************** Bruce Schneier, President, Counterpane Systems Phone: 612-823-1098 101 E Minnehaha Parkway, Minneapolis, MN 55419 Fax: 612-823-1590 http://www.counterpane.com

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Statist Changes - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Statist Change - SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! ______________________________________________ "The more you make change, the more your balance books remain the same." ~ Chevy Change Founder - Saturday Night Live Change Manhatten Bank "Statist Change In The SidePocket - ou Can Bank On It." Delbert McClinton, a paid media informant for a shell of the former Time Bandits, the Nutly Noose, sent me a private email, the contents of which which ethics and propriety forbid me to disclose, although it can be PartyPhrased as, "So why the fuck do you keep sending your goddamn SPAM to the CypherPunks list, you illiterate, drunken asshole?!?!?" The Real (TM) Answer #436-C.2: "Because I'm a CypherPunk, ShitForBrains!!!...!!!" "I don't care what they say about me, as long as they spell my name wrong." ~ Declan McCaulkin Former OldSpiceBoy who recently cut a solo album, "ArmGlue" Declan McCullagh (ever notice that I only get his name right when I'm insulting him?), who used to be an unread, but lightly respected journalist for the Netly News (it is better to remain unread and thought a Tool, than to get a byline and remove all doubt) sold the soles of his shoes to pay the piper, only to discover that his Controllers at Time Magazine, a subsiduary of a fidicuary corporation, Slime, Inc., wholly owned by the MainStream Enquirer (Gyrating Minds Want To Be Snowed) had already paid the 'fiddler', and thus got to NameThatTune, since they were astute enough to realize that the 'original' quote was, "Those who learn from the mistakes of the past, can profitably repeat them." So now Declan, currently only a part-time employee of the CIA/FBI/DEA/NSA (and ASecretThreeLetterOrganizationWhich- SecretlyControlsTheWholeWorldToBeNamedLater) as a result of being fired as a Cuspected CypherPunks Cpy, but rehired on a consultancy basis to be a Shadow of his former self... Damn...lost my train of thought, again. I guess that's why they don't pay me the BigBucks... Anyway, if Declan had been one of the original coconspirators (sometimes spelled with a hyphen) in the Secret Plot Against The CypherPunks List, instead of a JohnnyComeLately trying to jump on the bandwagon, after believing Jim Bell when he told Declan how great prison food is, he would be aware that a chapter of a previous 'True Story Of The InterNet' manuscript pointed out that a member of an elite group of dribblers who wore green bibs with numbers on them, the CelticPunks, Kevin McHale (if that is his *real* name...), said of a fellow CelticPunks member, Danny Angst, "Sure, he's actually a slobberer, but he's *our* slobberer!" This quote was used to illustrate my point that the late Dr. Dimitri Vulis, KOTM, an IgnorantInsaneInconsiderateIgnoble Asshole, was a 'CypherPunks' IgnorantInsaneInconsiderateIgnoble Asshole (TM). PissAnt Dale Thorn was a 'CypherPunks' PissAnt. Cocksucker John Gilmore was a 'CypherPunks Cock Cucker' (not to be confused with the Criminal Cocksucker of Canada). Statist GuberMint Chill, Kent Crispin, was a 'CypherSpooks' Statist DoubleMint Chill, and a secret member of the Circle of Eunuchs. The veteran elitists on the list accused me of being a elitist neophyte who was bitter over not having received a CecretSypherPunksDecoderRing (TM), but none of this really has anything to do with the point I am trying to make... "When Outlaws are outlawed, only Outlaws will be outlaws." ~ An Inlaw of Billy the Kid (aka-BadBillyG, BadBillyC, Bill Frantz, Bill Stewart, William Geiger III, Bill C. May, etc.) (Anyone complaining about the foregoing not making any sense is obviously hanging around with David Byrne because he is rich and famous, and not because they truly love and understand his music.) Why I Am Spamming The CypherPunks List #A-497-2.3: I am the TruthMonger. The dedication of my life to becoming one with the MadDog- InPossessionOfTheLastFalseSmile resulted in my being forcefully unbriscrived from the Jack Nicholson Fan Club Mailing List, because "THE CAN'T *HANDLE* THE TRUTH!" In loneliness and depravation, I decided to sribvive to the Suicide Mailing List, but it turned out to be just a corporate- sponsored pimple on the butt of the InterNet, created as a means to feature the Nike 'Just Do It' logo. (Besides, there was only one other member on Suicide Mailing List, and she only sent a single post, a suicide note, helping me to realize that she had really belonged on the list, while I was just a rubbernecker. I then subscribed to the AIDS Support List, but was kicked off when they discovered that I didn't have AIDS, and was just there to try and meet women. On advice of legal counsel, and Jerry Falwell, I will refrain from describing my experiences on the Christian Pre-Teen Mailing List, since charges are still pending. Why did I subscribe to the CypherPunks Mailing List? It was the last one...I had been kicked off of all the others. I thought that this time, I might be accepted for who I really pretend to be, since I believed that the other list members would be delighted to know that I had 'broken PGP,' although I couldn't provide any proof of it, at the time. Also, I had just completed work on a totally unbreakable encryption system, although I was hesitant to share details with others, in fear that someone might figure out how it worked, thus compromising the total security it provided. When the rest of the list suckbikers attacked me in fits of RayCharlesRage, I realized that they, like myself, suffered from Tourette Syndrome, and were not just pretending to, like Andrew Dice Clay. I suddenly realized that encryption was a science that had come about as a result of hundreds of years of misdiagnosis of Dyslexia and Attention Deficit Disorder (not to be confused with Federal Deficit Disorder, which causes politicians peering into taxpayer pockets to see a Bottomless Pit). I realized that these people were sick motherfuckers... I was home... If ou Can't Kill The List ou Love, Kill The One ou're On: I have never been fond of the CypherPunks Mailing List, or its subscribers. The list and list members are a constant reminder that I am a mental misfit and a social outcast, chased by the torch-bearing angry mob of decent, law-abiding NetiZensComeLately back to the CypherPunks Cecret Castle, cleverly disguised as a Mailing List. It is indeed a great irony that I, a pretentious interloper on the list, was ultimately responsible for single-handedly rescuing the CypherPunks list from death and oblivion. I know what you're thinking: "Drop the crack pipe, and slowly back away from the keyboard..." But it's True (TM), I swear to Dog. I'm not claiming to be some kind of Hero, or to be Dustin Hoffman, or anything, since it came about quite by accident. At the time of the Legendary CypherPunks Censorship Crisis (not to be confused with the CypherPunks Moderation Experiment), I did everything I could to forment dissent, cause fractious fractal fractures between the list members, shooting and pissing at everyone and everything in sight, even myself, suffering several serious foot-wounds in the process. It was only later, when it became obvious that the CypherPunks list was going to survive, and prosper, and that, in fact, a beautiful Toad had been transformed, by the KissOfDeath, into a plethora of ugly PrincesAndPrincesses, that I realized that the CypherPunks Censorship Crisis had been an attempt to destroy the list, by making it just another bland, everyday imitation of PoliticallyCorrectMasturbation that would make our mothers proud of us, as long as we didn't stain the sheets too badly. In retrospect I realized that I had inadvertently saved the list from a Zombie-like future as just another sidestreet on the Information Highway by using my posts to promote and glorify violent anarchy against reason, common sense, and everything that my mother and father taught me in the hope of saving me from being a bad influence on myself, little realizing that I was actually epitomizing what the CypherPunks Disturbed Male LISP was really about. I realize that I am enclosing myself in an aura of grandoise self-importance once again, since most of the list subscribers fell into the same knee-jerk reactions as I did, even the ones who were calling the loudest for censorship, but doing so by shitting and pissing on the OfficiallyPerceivedTroubleMakers on the list, so, in actual fact, one might surmise that the CypherPunks Mailing List was not so much 'saved' by anyone, as merely confirming itself to be an IndestructibleEntity that would survive as long as their was a single individual on the face of the earth who continued to respond to a perfectly reasonable and valid statement with, "Oh yeah? Sez who?", or a pair of bickering children screaming, "Did so!/Did not!/Did so!/Did not!" Still, I think I deserve a CypherPunksSecretDecoderRing... "Question Anonymity!" ~ Janet Renal Department of Blow Jobs "Why not? Are you 'gay', or something?" [I am going to take a BeerBreak, and give you a chance to check the archives, in order to confirm that the next chapter of SAHMD, which deals with the concepts underlying the formation of the Army of Dog, was first mentioned on the CypherPunks list by Tim C. May, who really did invent everything, including the Wheel (doing it in his sleep), making the rest of us just dirt under his CypherPunks Elitist Feet (TM).]

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17 Dec '03

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17 Dec '03

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IE Frees Crypto
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Source: http://go2.guardian.co.uk/paper.html Thanks to IB The Guardian Online, Microfile, July 2, 1998 ANNOUNCING the most liberal national policy yet on the encoding of data sent over the Internet, the Irish government last week showed it has every intention of being an international centre for electronic commerce. Ireland listened to its many resident technology companies, rather than bowing to pressure from the US, which wants access to encrypted messages. Ireland places no restrictions on the use, import or export of encryption products. Individuals can choose to offer a plain text version of the encrypted document or hand over a key, if a search warrant is proffered. The document was released to coincide with the Irish visit of President Clintons Internet tsar, senior trade advisor Ira Magaziner, who hinted that his views on encryption diverge from those of his boss. "Within the next year, therell be such an availability of high-level encryption that the market will take over," he said. ----- Leads on getting this paper would be appreciated.

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NYT Hits GAK, Boosts GAKS
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

The New York Times, July 6, 1998, p. A10. Editorial Privacy in the Digital Age As more and more Americans communicate and do business electronically, the fear is spreading that information they transmit can be seized by hackers or criminals and used for illegal or unsavory purposes. Fortunately, the technology to thwart such invasions already exists. It is called encryption, or the encoding of digital information to secure its privacy. But the Federal Bureau of Investigation is trying hard to prevent the growing use of encryption, both in the United States and abroad, because of fears that the protective technology itself will get into the wrong hands. That shortsighted stand will undermine efforts to protect commercial transactions and may actually hamper law enforcement rather than help it. The Clinton Administration's current policies toward encryption have been largely dictated by the F.B.I. and the Justice Department. These two agencies now block encryption makers from exporting their most advanced technology unless they agree to develop a method allowing law enforcement agencies to gain access to it. The method favored by the F.B.I. is known as the key escrow, in which the key to cracking a code is kept with a third party that could hand it over quickly if law enforcement agencies demanded it. But the key escrow method poses tremendous threats to privacy. There is a danger that access to keys for the code could be abused by law enforcement agencies and others. Worse, the United States would be required to share key escrow information with law enforcement agencies of other countries, and giving access to private communications to countries with poor human rights records could lead to crackdowns on dissidents using encryption for their own communications. According to industry officials, the export controls are already backfiring. More and more foreign companies are supplying encryption technologies without key escrow arrangements, making it virtually impossible for the F.B.I. to eavesdrop and stealing business from American firms. The growing foreign role diminishes the ability of the F.B.I. to demand new safeguards or ways to penetrate the communications of criminals who use encryption. President Clinton might normally be more sympathetic to concerns over maintaining privacy in the digital world. But since Attorney General Janet Reno has protected Mr. Clinton from an independent counsel on campaign finance, the White House is said to be loath to oppose either her or Louis Freeh, the F.B.I. Director, on this issue. On Capitol Hill, the debate over encryption has created some unusual political alliances. Many conservative Republicans have stood with leaders of the high-tech industry to oppose any kind of ban on encryption within the United States and to support a loosening of export controls on encryption technology. It has been odd to see Trent Lott, the Senate majority leader, and Dick Armey, the House majority leader, stand with civil libertarians against the demands of the F.B.I. But the F.B.I. is not without influence. House Speaker Newt Gingrich, more friendly to the agency, has prevented a bill encouraging greater use of encryption from coming to a vote in the House. The concerns of law enforcement agencies are legitimate. But smart criminals are already using encryption, some of which is readily available on the Internet. That was the message conveyed only a few weeks ago by such unlikely allies as Bill Gates of Microsoft and Jim Barksdale of Netscape, who are on opposite sides in the Justice Department's antitrust lawsuit against Microsoft but agree on this issue. The F.B.I. should give up its losing fight against encryption and work with industry to develop new means to catch criminals who use it. One approach under discussion would be to develop software technology that could be surreptitiously placed in a suspect's computer to capture keystrokes before they are encrypted. Any such operation would have to be carried out under strict court control as the electronic equivalent of a search warrant. But law enforcement agencies have to find a legal and ethical way to stay ahead of technology, rather than stand in the way of it. Trying to block advances in the digital age is futile. [End]

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CTIA Daily News from WOW-COM - July 2, 1998
by CTIA Daily News 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

============================================= Welcome to today's edition of the CTIA Daily News from WOW-COM. Please click on the icon / attachment for the most important news in wireless communications today. =============================================

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