December 2003 - cypherpunks-legacy

RE: saving the world from a cancerous monopoly
by Harvey Rook (Exchange) 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

From: attila [mailto:attila@hun.org] > 1. M$' base operating system must be fully defined; eg- > the API interface must be made available to all. if > the API is not a moving target, emulators can be > written enabling native WinTel s/w to run correctly > on other platforms (unix variants, OS/2, beos, apple, > etc). the increasing CPU "horsepower" makes this > approach at least feasible. > How do you plan on accomplishing this? The … [View More]courts have said that they will not design computers. Since freezing an API is tantamount to computer design, this isn't going to happen any time soon. More generlly, API's only freeze when the system is dead. Windows has, for better or for worse, many years of life left in it. This means one way or the other, MS will extend Windows as it needs. For them, freezing Windows would be killing one of their cash cows. > 2. M$ must be required to port it's major products to > other operating systems; it is worth noting that > freeBSD, for instance, will run native binaries from > Linux and SCO variants which simplifies on set. This is also very difficult to implement. How do you choose what OS/s to port to? If MS can't expect to earn a profit from the port, then MS is dumping software, which is not legal. Why choose x86 UNIX's (less than 10 million users) Why not MVS (more than 20 million users)? Attila, I think you're jealous, and confused by MS's success. You don't understand why someone would choose Windows (NT or 98) when OS's are available that have a better core. And you desperatly want to change that. Some terrible truths... #1 Only MS, and Apple know how to make and OS that the mass market wants. Apple unfortunatly doesn't know how to make hardware that the mass market wants. #2 If people made decisions rationally, advertisements would consist of nothing but readings from Consumer Reports. #3 The typical computer user is getting less, not more intelligent. If an x86 unix is to gain mass market popularity, it must become vastly more usable. Most people don't know and don't care about the internals of the OS. They don't want to think about it. They just want their documents and games to be there when they click on them, and they want to surf the internet. Not that Windows is perfect for usability, but it's a hell of a lot better than UNIX. But enough of this... this is cypherpunks, not alt.bash.microsoft. Take a peek at my email address if you want to see my bias. ob cypher... I've got a validated C++ implementation of RC-6 email me if you'd like a copy of the source. Harv. [View Less]

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by CTIA Daily News 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Dina Moe Hmmm... - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MYDR
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Dina Moe Hmmm... - SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! ____________________________________________ >Return To Sender: ElvisImpersonatorChainsawMassacre(a)mccullagh.stihl >Return Of Server: MX%RodLaver(a)west.cscw.pima.edu >Date: Fri 13(*2) June 1998 ; 7:09 am/pm >Subject: Hmmmm... > >"So what prompted you to start writing those missives to cypherpunks?" > >Rectum McCullagh-Caulkin >(aka Tim C. May, Sir Stan Sequin, Joicho Ito-Dogs, No Body, > … [View More]AnEnvelopeManufacturerToBeNamedLater, Nanny Anna Mess, etc.) On the advice of my lawyers: GoDoG & DoGoD, Attorneys At Law & Lawlessness, Alpha & Omego Building, Suite 16, Nymphomani aks, N 010101 I have decided to tell the Truth, the Whole Truth, and also a variety of Half-Truths, leaving it up to the responedent to decide what level of truth HeOrShe can deal with without becoming despondent, thus putting even more of a burden on the American R&D Department's booth at Juxtaposition '98 in their competition with the Japanese L&R Juxtaposition '98 Booth, widely rumored to have been behind the Abraham Lincoln assassination. In other words, your chances of getting a 'straight' answer are comparable to the lengthy discussions in regard to the 'dick' of a President whose name isn't even Richard, in the first place. In defense of my rudimentary rudeness in replying ridiculously to a perfectly reasonable and seemingly serious question, I must admit that my intentions to provide an equally serious response to the question above were thwarted by the intervention of a HigherPower- CapableOfSquaringTheShitOutOfJason, in a process providing pretty persuasive proof that the CranialConsipiracyCrapola I am about to provide for your non-racist, but nevertheless discriminating, mind, is nothing more nor less than as honest and direct anwer to your question as I am capable of giving, given the grandoise nature of the nature of the claim I am about to stake claim to, not as a Wooden Indian nor a Vampire, but simply one who is driven by Forces of Light and Darkness that are not only beyond my Ken to understand, but also beyond the Barbie Wired to the MeatSpace Manifestation of the magazine which was ultimately responsible for my ultimately sending my intimate informational infatuations with CypherPunks Issues, whether digital or organic, to the Disturbed Male LISP. In short, it is those depraved motherfuckers at Wired Magazine who must ultimately be held responsible for my continued spamming of a SingleInnocentCypherPunk (TCM-aka Bill Helm-RadiationMan III, Forever Hettinga, Politician Lefty Frissel, ChevyBlazer FloorMatt, and Peter SonOfTheSumOfOneAndTuTuBeNamedLater.) The True Story (TM) of why I originally subscribed to the CPUNX Cardinal & Ms. Spelling LISP has been confirmed by the Nine UnKnowing to be the result of a subconscious desire to destroy the Band of Mary Anarchists by forcing them to band together, forming a well-organized and tightly-knit political organization dedicated to eliminating me from both DigitalSpace and MeatSpace. In draw-string shorts, to yank the CPUNKS cotton chains and expose their private parts in a manner that would leave no doubt about the fact that the Magic Circle of WhiteLipstick around all of the 'members' provides postive proof of the accuracy of Dr. Dimitri Vulis, KOTM's contention that Nun of the CypherPunks were born female, and that they are not, in fact, Anarchists, but merely LostBoys from Lost Alamo who are alone in the world because they cannot accept the diagnosis of Dr. Stephan Goodman, who theorizes that they are "men who love men, every now and then," to whom the phrase, 'blow it out your ass', has more meaning than it does for most people. [Spin Editor: What the Author *meant* to say, is that, as a result of being the subject of Direct Electrical Shock Radio Experiments during his youth, he soon learned that, unless others in the room were gathered around the radio, the correct answer to the question, "Do you hear Voices?" is an emphatic "Nope! Not me...nosiree, Bob. Nope...not me!"] What the Spin Editor *meant* to say, is that my early exposure to the True Agenda (TM) of the MindPolice left little doubt in my mind (little of practically *anything*, actually) that one's career as a TruthMonger would allow them to keep their head longer with a 'CourtJester(a)dev.null' alias, than as "AnneBolyne(a)head.null', particularly if the name of the person saying "I'd just like to ask you a few questions." is OffWithSir Head, or who holds a position titled 'Head Doctor' in a non-medical surgical facility. To make a short story long, with a bend in the middle, Dog spoke to me in a Stream piped through the fillings in my teeth, and told me that there was one who would come before me, to prepare my way, who would be a 'voice lying in the wilderness', telling the masses, "I am a messenger for one who will come after me, who is (a) greater (bullshitter) than I, sent by Dog to sniff the rear parts of the front-men posing as wolves, in wolves clothing, who say 'What big teeth I have... the better to make you render unto Ceasar, that which you mistakenly thought was yours." Long before the Starr appeared over DC, I knew that the Virgin Birth of William Lewinski would never have taken place if there had not been no room for burning the double-negatives in the Ovulate Office which told the True Story (TM) of what had taken place in the Lincoln bedroom as a result of a sexual Jones that the King of the Juice could not satisfy, no matter how large a vein he punctured in women, or vice versa, with his dirty needle. Upon purchasing a copy of the Wired Magazine edition which had the Jasons of CypherSpace on the front cover, with an article accompanying it which I did not bother to read, instinctively knowing that their Goal was to XOR the Net, so that after Jesus Saves, Louis Freeh would not be able to put in the rebound, yanking a man's parole as a result of Space Alien FUD indicating he had participated in the VirtualNuclearBombing of pubic buildings eleven KILLometers from MongerItaVille. Knowing that, even though "Ignorance is no excuse." in the 'ayes' of a Rigged Justice System, it is better to remain silent than to speak up and remove all doubt as to one's guilt, I merely glanced through the copy of Wired sufficiently to confirm the Marshall Dillon theory that smoking guns doesn't kill people, the Message kills people, or, more accurately, that the Department of Justice people covering up the INSLAW affair killed those on the List of Adrian Messenger, and then put the magazine away in DeepThroatStorage until Dog, the only Horse I ever bet on (although I have shot a lot of Horse over the years, sometimes on the basketball court, sometimes in a seedy alley behind the GreyHound Computer Buss Station), gave me a No Smoking Gun sign, with the election of a Wise Man who rose from the dead three times, as LazerAss Long (cousin of Johnny Wadd), drinking cold HeinleinKin, playing the SexAPhone at $4.99/minute, running up the WhiteHouse phone bill and the Federal Deficit, and making such outstanding use of BlatantLies that his Pole rose in the Polls at a rate that astounded even Poles named Lewinski, leading me to realize that, had I, like Marlo Branded, the Rifleman on the grassy knoll, despite my reputation as a traitorous, lying coward, followed my instincts and run for President of the United States of America, "I could'a been a contend'a..." My point, if I may be so Bold (although without Italics, having never been to Sicily) to state it plainly (without extra cheese), is that Lucky Green is a fucking idiot... He is such an ignorant, Robotically Programmed Sheeple, incapable of free, independent thought, that the only possible way to accurately impress upon you his total devoidness (coming soon to a dictionary near you) of hope in ever truly understanding the concepts of True Freedom, Liberty and the Pursuit of Felony Happiness, can be illustrated only by sharing with you the "True Story (TM) of TruthMangler", Penguin Books, FrostBack Division. 'The True Story of the InterNet' when stripped of all of the grandoise, pretentious, mystical FUD surrounding its artificial dissemination across HyperSpace, can be summarized by quoting "All My Lies Are True", by Carroll. "All my lies are true. And everything I do, I really am." Believe it or not, Ripley, that's all there is... That's the whole fucking poem. In the end, that's all there really is to say. Upon receiving an email from AnInterViewerToBeNamedLater, who was named earlier, in the 'BumBoy III' chapter of Space Aliens Hide My Drugs (which, correctly, should also have single quotes around the title), I was quite prepared to write a short, simple response to the question, "So what prompted you to start writing those missives to cypherpunks?" As always, the fillings in my teeth convinced Reality to become a participant in an Intervention program designed to thwart my efforts to continue the heavy drug-use enabling me to be 'normal' and 'saved' me from sanity by using the TV program, '60 Minutes', to embody The Voice (TM) coming from the BurningBush, calling for a "New World Order", reminding me that the BurningBush in the bunker outside of Berlin was a clever ruse, later to become a 'play on words' in a Braun Shaver advertising campaign that referred to a 'close shave', to disguise the fact that it is the AdamAntartic that holds the key to FrostBack Musicians embedding hints in their music in regard to the Reptilian Nazis biding their time, emerging from Florida puddles to dine on the gonads of FrenchConnection Poodles, leading me to realize that I forgot to mention how my insanity illustrates Lucky Green's ignorance. (But, before I return to that subject, I should take the time to explain that this disjointed '60 Minutes' diatribe refers to the fact that my efforts at a 'direct reply' to D.M. Stihl's question was interrupted by a sychronicitious eruption from The Tube ("Watch me and I'll bleed you, 'Cause you eat the shit I feed you") during which Leslie Stahl (not to be confused with the chainsaw with a similar name), presented a piece called 'The Rumor Mill', in which she ignored the attempts of InterNet Magazine's Edwin Cantor (?) to explain that the Freedom Of The InterNet was a Healing Force capable of returning HumanKind to a Wholistic State wherein we use our minds to discriminate between FUD (Fear/Uncertainty/Disinformation), MUD (Mind/ Uniformity/Disinformation) and CRUD (Conscious Realists Using Discrimination), thereby forcing the InterNet User/ Consumer to actually Think (TM) before accepting any of the information that is pulled, prodded or pushed into the range of their perceptive attention... Hang on a second, I lost my train of thought... Oh, yeah! Anyway, Leslie Stahl, desperately attempting to maintain the illusion that MainStream Lies piped through the OfficialNewsStream are preferable to Non-Officially- Recognized-Lies on J. Orlin Grabbe's 'World's 50 Greatest Conspiracies' website, subliminally inserted the bent logic of the pricks in DC, using words such as Junk/Regulation/ OnLinePoliceMan(no mention of toilet plungers...go figure)/ BadInformation... Fuck completing that train of thought! 'BadInformation' implies that the Freedom To Choose To Believe BadInformation does not exist, and that NetiZens, like CitiZens, are all Sheeple who need the people from the government, who are here to help us, to step in and regulate/legislate which BadInformation will be magically transformed into Reality by blessing it with the OfficalSealOfApproval. Random Thought That MayOrMayNot Apply #27: Question: "Who was not happy to see the Prodigal Son return?" Answer: "The fatted calf." My point is this: "Penned cattle have been found to gain as much weight when fed a combination of drugs, shredded newspaper and animal excrement, as when fed whole grains." Therefore, it is not in the best interests of the ProfitMongers to feed us the Truth, and, CitiZen or NetiZen, it is in our own best interest, when we meet the Bubba on the road, to kill him.) [Idioter's Note: Good prosecutors, recognizing the limited attention span of the spawn of pawns of modern civilization, due to being force-fed ten-second sound-bytes, and hyphenated words designed to evoke emotive responses rather than logical thought processes, would have long ago begged the Court Of Public Opinion for a short recess, in order to allow the Readers/Jurors time to grab a bite to eat, suck down a cold beer or two, and engage in sexual fantasies about their fellow jurors. However, the Author plans to proceed, uninterrupted, even though HeOrShe risks once again letting the SAHMD manuscript fall into semi-coherent mad ramblings, since HeOrShe realizes that, if the Reader has not yet learned to order Pizza, Beer, and AMasseuseToBeMaimedLater before undertaking the burdensome task of reading the True Story manuscripts, then they are most likely a goddamn Republican, anyway, with little hope of ever truly understanding a missive meant to manipulate their mind toward a realistic, non-discriminatory political point of view which can only be understood by Democrats who are willing to sit in the back of the bus with niggers and spics, although they inevitably shit their pants and jump back on the bus if one of those thieving fucking darkies happens to get off at the same stop as they do.* *This racist interlude is a paid advertisement, sponsered by Democratic Friends of the Kluless Klux Klan. Anyway, I have forgotten where this aside was going, but I just remembered I was attempting to get back to explaining how my derision of Lucky Green is, in reality, a veiled reference to my own idiocy, so I will do that...] I was devestated when Lucky Green, wearing a Prozac T-Shirt, while I, on the other hand, had a pocket full of Prozac, told me, "I read 'The Xenix Chainsaw Massacre', but I didn't understand what it was about." I was devastated as a result of realizing that Lucky was nothing more nor less than a mindless, robotic result of the *new* generation of programmed, robotic Sheeple. I was devastated because Lucky was a reminder that, despite my great pretensions of being an anarchistic, free, individual, capable of independent thought, I was just as guilty of unthinking automatism, with the main difference between myself and Lucky being that the programming I had bought into had tailfins and cruise control, instead of point-and-click and multimedia capability. In effect, although I considered myself some exemplary example of the evolution of mankind (usually remembering to refer to 'humankind' to illustrate my UniSexual/NonRacist/Politically Correct rEvolutionAiryFairy development), I was actually a fraud--not a TruthMonger, but a JokeMonger. While allowing myself the luxury of consternation over Lucky Green being of a GenerationX which could not recognize the prophetic warnings contained in 'The Xenix Chainsaw Massacre', due to having been educated in an era where the 'BB/BB' tattoo on a child's forehead, indicating that one was a BumBoy owned by BigBrother (replacing childhood circumcision indicating that a child was owned by the GodOfMoses), I nonetheless comforted myself with the thought that *my* cowardly acceptance of 'the way things are', illustrated by using my sense of ironic humor to poke fun at things I knew to be insane, instead of taking a firm, serious stand that ultimately results in crucifixion, in Palestine, or to being barbequed, in Texas (see...there I go again), was somehow superior to the cowardice of Lucky's generation, which gives Non-Sexual LipService to freedom, privacy and anarchy, while preparing for an old-age where they will undoubtedly justify their lack of total committment to fighting the GreatEvil of their time by saying, "es, but when the Computer was Fuhrer, the trains ran on time...until the year 2000, of course." I, like Lucky and the rest of the CypherPunks, told myself that the problem was Dimitri, always trying to push Black Unicorn's envelope, and not accepting my excuse that I wasn't really a cocksucker, but merely accepting of the fact that BigBrother had a lot of mouths to feed... [I know that I've rambled on too long to really hold the attention of a generation that traded in twenty-minute guitar solos for a Pentium processor, and really don't have time to wait for me to get to the point of what I am trying to say (despite their refusal to admit that the only reason they need a Pentium processor, in the first place, is to speed up the downloading of the ads on the Anti-SPAM Anarchist WebPage they are accessing, not to mention the mountains of excess commas contained in the 'True Story' manuscripts...). However, I need to run to the Liquor Store, giving the soft-drug old farts on the CPUNKS list a chance to "smoke 'em if you got 'em," (<--correct punctuation, will wonders never cease?) and the young pissants on the CPUNX list a chance to throw on a New Crusty Nostrils CD, 'Ramblin', featuring 'Green, Green', (<--incorrect punctuation) little realizing that the USENET post referring to the album as the product of a CypherPunks Action Project first appeared on April 1st, and that Lucky wasn't even born when it was recorded. BAD NEWS!!! - I'll be back...] [View Less]

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Diana Moe Hmmm... - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Return Of Beyond The Planet Of The Valley Of Diana Moe Hmmm... - SPACE ALIENS, ETC., ETC. ____________________________________________ No doubt there are a variety of self-impressed, elitist CypherPunks who have grown used to my weird capitalization of the word 'cypherpunks', as well as my excess use of commas, and incorrect punctuation, having come to recognize that these things are part of my personal 'writing style' (although few realize that, being too lazy to look up proper spelling, … [View More]and too ignorant to understand the reasons behind 'correct' punctuation, I am merely cloaking my sloth and stupidity under a croak of eccentric Oriental genius). However, there are undoubtedly a few egoistical self-proclaimed geniuses on the CypherPunks Disturbed Male LISP who have noticed the 'Dina' spelling of the last chapter title being out-of-sync with the 'Diana' spelling of the current chapter title (see above), and mentally ridiuculed me as really being the sorry drunk I keep claiming to be, thinking that I am only dimly aware of the difference between my drunk&ignorant-but-honest typos and literary mistakes, and the typos and mistakes which I quickly recognize to have deep meaning, and are therefore inviolate proofs of my true inner genius, in need of no correction, even if I happen to spot the error. If you noticed the discrepancy mentioned above, and were indeed mentally degrading my literary talent, while considering yourself to be superior to me because of your ability to imitate a robotic computer spell-checking program, you would, in this case, be quite correct in your assumption, since it was really a meaninless mistake, but one I will not bother to rectify, since I am currently both lazy and drunk. However, you smart-ass sons-of-bitches, it would be a serious mistake to fail to realize that my failings in character in no way negate my obvious intellectual superiority over all of the pretentious fools who consider themselves part of an elite group of PseudoMathematicalGeniusAnarchists because of their participation in Legendary LevelWithTheGround InterNet Community MailingList Composed Of Subscribers Who Are Using 11% Of Their Potential BrainPower, and considering themselves to be 'above' the other InterNet Elitists who are using only the 'documented average' 10% of their potential brainpower, and who, in turn, consider themselves to be superior to the AOL'ers who believe that their IQ is somehow related to the speed of their computer's processor (NOT!!!). The short and simple answer to the question, ""So what prompted you to start writing those missives to cypherpunks?" is: "On a mailing list of elitist geniuses using only 11% of their potential brainpower, the person using 12% is King!" Thus I am able to toy with you silly fools, having little fear of someone who uses 13% of their brainpower subscribing to the CypherPunks list, and putting me in my place, since a person capable of using 13% of their brain would likely be above joining the list in the first place... Why I Send My Missives To The CypherPunks List #327: I truly recognize the past, current and future subscribers to InterNet forums/experiences such as the CypherPunks to be the only real hope for a world of VirtualReality to rise above and go beyond the vicious MeatSpaceRealityCycles which are evident throughout millennia of human history. Thus, I feel it incumbent upon myself, as your intellectual superior, to impress upon you what an ignorant, silly asshole I am... ou stupid fucks think I'm being silly, again, don't you? I'm fucking serious!!! While I truly consider myself to be the current epitome of human evolution to this point in time, I would, nonetheless, upon being recognized for my great wisdom and genius and declared King Of The World, issue a press statement advising everyone to kill themselves, since a world under my control would be a scary thing, indeed. As far as the world currently being under the control of murderers and thieves who seem to have a lot of trouble figuring out some of the more rudimentary things in life, such as pulling up their fly upon entering the Offal Office, I really prefer not to think about that, which I am sure can be understood by voters in Boston, Chicago, ad infinitum, who eventually figured out that the slogan, "Vote Early, Vote Often" was not really a part of the original Constitution, as their Ward Bosses had claimed. The Original Peter Principle: Civilization and Human Behavior provide hard evidence that Creatures From The Primordial Swamp who crawled out to become Middle Managers in the Gene Pool did so about a billion years ahead of schedule. The Original Clinton Inaugural Address: "Most of my time, energy and money was spent on women, booze, drugs and gambling--the rest I just wasted, eventually becoming Governor, and then President." The Original Commandment: "Buy a fucking Clue!" I guess that what I am really trying to say is, "As insane as it would be for you to vote for me as the new King Of The World / Ruler Of All That Exists / New World Order Dictator, etc., etc., it would be even more insane for you to *not* vote for me if I was running against the people currently in control of our governments and society. Why I Send My Missives To The CypherPunks List #18: My only hope of being understood when I say, "I may be a stupid fuck, but at least I'm not a stupid fuck." lies in preaching to an audience that has the ability to understand that ogi Berra's statement, "It's DejaVu all over again." was nothing more nor less than A DirectMessageFromGod, designed to serve as the Cole's Notes To Universal Human History From The Beginning Of Time, in a format that would allow us to write it on a slip of paper we could tuck into the elastic of our panties, in preparation for the FinalExam. True Initiates into the Mythical Circle of Eunuchs have long understood that my obsession with peeking up women's skirts is not the result of sexual depravity, but a highly spiritual exercise in recognizing the difference between the masses of Sheeple who truly benefit from the advice to wear clean undergarments, in case they get hit by a bus, and those whose unique, individual spark of life allows them to recognize that they can step beyond society's strict moral programming by not wearing any undergarments at all. Although I am currently up to my ass in drunken alligators, I am still capable of remembering that my original objective was to drain the Scotch... And The Way This Relates To Craptographics Is: What is encryption, if not the epitome of the Anarchy Of Meaning? David Byrne, Largely Suited to serve as the Talking Head who *could* be the originator of the Voice we hear, asking us, "Psycho Killer, Qu'est Que C'est?", if we actually owned a radio, understood that when Bob Dylan sang, "Johnny's in the basement, mixing up the medicine...", it was an oblique reference to Owsley developing a chemical technique to thwart the MindPolice by using LSD to encrypt one's thought processes. The Moody Blues, recognizing that the hippie movement arose in response to Freedom and Privacy being threatened by a GreyHound Restroom Public Key System that could be broken by anyone with a dime, warned us that Timothy Leary, sick, depraved pervert that he was, was 'outside, looking in', alerting us to the fact that 'Free Shit' was nothing more than a corporate advertising ploy by NewAge Gurus who wanted to save the cost of a dime while buggering us, by telling us we may have won 'Free Film For Life.' Phil Zimmerman, Hero Of The TellGovernmentToSitOnItAndRotate Revolution, provided us with the tools we needed to have a genuinely Free Shit in Pretty Good Privacy, enabling us to lock the door while we crapped out our pearls of wisdom, while the anal-retentive government agents on the other side of the restroom-stall door dropped their dime, upon finding out that the cost of peeking up the public's butt had risen exhorbantly, due to those fucking California Hippie Trouble Makers slipping 'acid' in their email. The point that I probably would have made much earlier in this chapter, were it not for the fact that I am a drunken, inconsiderate asshole who fails to realize that *some* people have better things to do than to waste their time wondering where the fuck I get all of these goddamn commas, is this: Anarchy is our only hope... Surely anyone who has been paying attention to life around them could not have failed to realize that if society elects some bum going through the dumpster, to look for lunch, to an official government position that designates him to be the person responsible for removing doggie-doo from the city streets (no salary, but all you can eat...), he soon declares that he needs more money and a larger staff to do his job properly, funds research indicating that dog owners are a threat to Family Values, Apple Pie and the American Flag, presses for Law&Order legislation adding Thirty-Five Dog ears to the sentence of any Monger or Mongrel who is found guilty of 'squatting' in commission of a poop, and calls for the censorship of 'The Doggie Of Anne Frank' because of its graphic descriptions of FIDO crapping in a secret room in the attic, to avoid discovery by the DoggiePoop Gestapo. If you think I'm being a WiseGuy, then think again, because, if memory serves me correctly, this was the lead headline of News Of The Weird last week, even though the original source for the article was on page 4,385 of the New ork Times. The first act of organized religion was to fuck up the Lord's Prayer. Anarchy is our only hope... The first act of organized government was to raise taxes so that they could give themselves a pay raise. Anarchy is our only hope... It is a knee-jerk reaction to bend over to pick up the soap when somebody drops it, but it doesn't matter *who* fucks you, it doesn't matter *how* they fuck you, *when* they fuck you, or *why* they fuck you...the bottom line is this: If you remain silent, ignoring the pain and indignity, listening to the still, small voice of the Tao, you hear the Voice of Eternity echoing from the birth of time to the death of the ten-thousand things, whispering what was shouted by a great ogi, upon realizing that the BigBang was actually a FistFucking KnuckleBall headed Hell Bent For Leather (a California company) toward the Great Void where the sun don't shine...you hear the Tao bend over and whisper, "It's DejaVu, all over again." Anarchy is our only hope... Dr. Seuss Explains Sex To Children During His Prostrate Check: After God created Adam, he took a bone out of Adam's side and created Eve. The first thing Adam did was give Eve another bone-from behind, as he wanted it to be a surprise. If two people exist on the face of the planet, then, as surely as night follows day, one of them is going to get fucked. Anarchy is our only hope... LIFE IN HELL Goes Country: If you can see two assholes on a horse, without lifting its tail, then it is a good bet that they are voting to steal your money and your freedom. Anarchy is our only hope... We live in a world where, in a country in which starving children are dying by the millions, the greatest threat to those who manage to survive a FamineInTheMidstOfPlenty is the ArmySurplusLandmine Company's 'Democracy' model, which is guanteed to blow the limbs off of terrorists and freedom- fighters, men, women and children, without discrimination as to race, creed or color, although the guarantee clearly states that it is not the responsibility of the manufacturer to see that it serves the purpose for which it was originally intended, according the color-glossy brochures distributed by retired armed services officers now making the BigBucks as DC corporate whores. "The Democracy Model Landmine" "Our most popular item, due to the billions of dollars in advertising given to its name through the use of taxpayer money being spent by unelected entities, both within and outside of government circles, was built and designed by highly qualified engineers and technicians to 'Save The Life Of A Single Child.' "As you can see from the pie-charts below, a computer simulation showed that a minimum distribution of a hundred units per square mile is sufficient to save the life of a single child, providing that the child is not so unfortunate as to accidentally step on a landmine." Anarchy is our only hope... [GOVERNMENT REQUIRED NOTIFICATION:] This chapter of 'Space Aliens Hide My Drugs'is a paid advertisement for the Bienfait Nutly News "Anarchy Is Our Only Hope' Christmas Special, available in boxes of individually-wrapped 1's and 0's (in quantities of 8, 16, 32, 64...) The perfect gift for grouchy old farts who still have the box of Pecans you sent them last Christmas, because they put their dentures in their shoes, and they can't find their godamn shoes, and when they asked for help in a post to the CypherPunks list, they got a hundred anonymous emails from assholes telling them to, "Check the archives." [View Less]

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change of address
by Carl Ellison 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 I am moving from CyberCash. Until I get the new work account set up in a month or so, please replace cme(a)cybercash.com with cme(a)acm.org Thanks, Carl -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGP for Personal Privacy 5.5.3 iQA/AwUBNZhnFJSWoQShp/waEQJYKwCeIDZe9E67VOL2fin2L2unLYJfhCQAnRfL HFncaiI5a/n/rpBAEO2zgavF =pU5t -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- +------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Carl M. Ellison cme(… [View More]

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Netcenter News - Volume 8 - July 1998
by netcenter-news＠netscape.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Title: Netscape Netcenter News - July 1998 Welcome to Netcenter Netcenter is dedicated to the proposition that you should be able to find everything you need online in one place. This newsletter is one of the free benefits you receive for registering with a Netcenter program. Employers! Job seekers! Post a job or resume, browse job listings, promote your company, or get career information easily with Netcenter's new Career … [View More]Center. A beta version of Netscape Communicator 4.5 will be available to the public in early July. This latest version of Communicator will include improvements such as Smart Browsing as well as enhanced messaging and roaming access. A 1998 SPA Codie Award Winner, Netscape Publishing Suite is now just $49.95 ($129.95 value). Get MasterClips 33,000 or Net Accelerator for just $10 with purchase. Netscape respects your online time and Internet privacy. If you would prefer not to receive the monthly Netcenter News, please go to the Netscape section of In-Box Direct and uncheck the Netcenter News item. You may also, click here to send an unsubscribe email or reply to this message with the word unsubscribe in the subject line. Copyright © 1998. Netscape Communications Corporation. All rights reserved. NETSCAPE NETCENTER: YOUR SPRINGBOARD TO THE INTERNET Jump from here. That's the launch-point attitude at Netcenter's new Internet portal. Starting in July, Netcenter will incorporate 16 new business and consumer channels, along with a variety of new services. From downloading software upgrades automatically to sending flowers, Netcenter channels offer immediate access to goods, services, and a wealth of information. Among the new services, Smart Browsing is designed to help you navigate the tricky waters of the Internet. With Internet Keywords, simply type a word such as "Ford" and blast to Ford's site. What's Related displays a list of dynamic links to related sites - great for online research or shopping. Netscape Search & Directory boosts your searches with a complete line-up of search engines in one location. Use My Netscape to design your "home on the web," a personalized home page that displays the information you use every day - news, stock quotes, sports, and more - the moment you log on. WebMail, Netcenter's free email service, allows you to respond to messages automatically and to integrate your organizer's address book with your email. Members can scan incoming attachments for viruses and even be paged when they receive high-priority messages. Netscape Netcenter. Dive in - the water's fine. SmartUpdate is expanding! Netscape has signed agreements with more than 20 leading software companies to make their products available, free of charge, for automatic download via the SmartUpdate service. Netcenter members can SAVE $10 on all software at Netscape Software Depot by software.net. Limited time offer! Join Member Directory and choose your Netcenter member name now - before the Netcenter 2.0 rush. Then, search for friends or new acquaintances. Thanks to everyone who took part in last month's survey about online communities! Here is what 2000 of you told us: In general, newsgroups and instant messaging are more popular than chat. Only 15 percent of you hadn't tried any kind of online community. Of those who do visit communities, 44 percent go daily and 20 percent go several times a day. The thing you like most about your visits is the ability to see what other people are thinking. The most popular forum in Netcenter's Professional Connections is the Product Center. This month's survey is about customizing web pages. We invite you to tell us what you'd like to see in a personalized home page! [View Less]

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Info on Jim Bell
by cyp＠cyp.dcl.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Jim has been arrested again and he is in the Federal Detention Center at Seattle. Jim wants people to write him at: James Bell #26906086 Federal Detention Center P.O. Box 68976 Seattle WA 98168

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Marketing, Advertising & PR Forum
by Matt Harlow 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

I recently started a mailing list for the marketing, advertising and PR industry. We've already got over 100 subscribers from all over the globe. The conversation is really flowing now and we're ready to expand. So far we've have touched on office politics, how to's, compensation and critiques of national campaigns, job openings and a whole lot more. We'd love to have you on board. All you need to do to sign up is send an email to the address: requests(a)mail.villing.net with the subject of:… [View More]

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PERSONAL NOTICE
by specialnews4u＠usa.net 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

HI. I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS INTRUSION , BUT YOU MAY THANK ME FOR THIS . COULD YOU USE AN EXTRA $ 25,000 NEXT WEEK ? THEN GIVE ME ONE MINUTE OF YOUR TIME... IT MIGHT BE WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS Dear Friend, My name is David Ross and I need YOU. Let me explain I reside in an island paradise . I entertain on a 75 ft. yacht . I travel the world by private lear jet . I drive 8 cars including two Ferraris, a Rolls Royce Corniche and a 1955 gull … [View More]wing Mercedes worth over a million dollars. I party with supermodels , world famous celebrities and diplomats. Banks are constantly trying to lend me money at prime rates.. but I don't need them any more. However, it wasn't always like this. Until 1995 I was working for the telephone company . I drove a 1989 Chrysler LeBaron and had over $50,000 in revolving debt. It seemed that I would never get ahead and was doomed to be a loser . In my spare time I studied every money making system out there. In fact , I often ordered 10 new money making systems a month. I guess this is one of the main reasons I was so over extended on my credit cards. You could say that my single obsession was investigating profit systems . Then , one day , I was doing research on grants at the library. I accidentally discovered something that all the B.S.money making books never mentioned This simple discovery brought in: $1,876.89 FOR THREE HOURS WORK ! Over the next 5 weeks , I proved to myself that this method worked time after time....EVERY TIME ! Then , at the beginning of the next month, I opened my bank statement. My jaw dropped opened to discover that there was $ 265,832.91 IN MY CHECKING ACCOUNT ! I had discovered a secret program that virtually forced people to give me money ! After a period of 11 incredibly exciting months , I discovered that I had made $ 1,454,742.39 working about three hours per night from home. All without spending a dime on office rent or employees, and while keeping my current job..... which I soon quit after many years ( to hell with the pension and benefits ) . Then I made another exciting break through ! I thought, " WOW.... ANYBODY COULD DO THIS.. IF THEY ONLY KNEW HOW ! " This has lead me to an even faster and easier way to get richer : WORKING WITH PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU ! I am going to help a few others DO EXACTLY THE SAME THINGS I HAVE DONE ! AND PROFIT RIGHT ALONG WITH YOU FROM YOUR OWN POWERFUL RESULTS ! I've developed a comprehensive , easy to understand PRIVATE REPORT . A complete STEP BY STEP , FOOLPROOF BLUEPRINT FOR YOUR VERY OWN PERSONAL CASH MACHINE THE INSTANT CASH REPORT is just like having a legal printing press to MAKE SERIOUS MONEY ANYTIME YOU WANT ! SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS WORK FROM HOME , OR ANYWHERE ELSE YOU WANT TO BE. GUARANTEED Are you skeptical ? I understand. So was I ..at first. SO PLEASE ... DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. SEE FOR YOURSELF TEST IT OUT ABSOLUTELY RISK FREE ! In fact..you WILL be completely convinced that this system WILL make you at least 10,000 times what you paid for the report or I'll send you your money back.. NO QUESTIONS ASKED . EVEN ONE YEAR LATER . GUARANTEED . Frankly, I don't know why anybody would want to waste time .....but I am that confident. Take a full year to TEST THIS SYSTEM and if you're not 100 % SATISFIED during your one year NO RISK TRIAL... I' LL SIMPLY REFUND EVERY PENNY TO YOU. You just can't lose ! SHORT ON START UP CASH ? NOT A PROBLEM ! The administrative cost for personally registering your Instant Cash Report to you is just $ 49.95 And you can put this program to work IMMEDIATELY . Your profits should be rolling in WITHIN DAYS . REMEBER... IF YOU WANT SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER HAD.. YOU MUST DO SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER DONE.. AND LETS FACE IT...THE TIME IS NOW . BE AMONG THE FEW TO PROFIT ON THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY WHILE IT LASTS I GUARANTEE YOU > The Instant Cash report can be your ticket to A NEW LIFE ..just like it was for me. Obtain the kind of freedom and retirement that you deserve .. Please..forget social security. MAKE IT ALL NOW WORKING FROM HOME JUST A FEW HOURS PER DAY ! But I urge you to act now.. New regulations may soon eliminate this opportunity forever , THEREFORE...TO INSURE MAXIMUM RESULTS FOR MY PARTICIPANTS I AM LIMITING THE DISTRIBUTION OF THE INSTANT CASH REPORT TO THOSE WHO WILL USE IT WISELY AND ARE SERIOUS ABOUT ENDING THEIR FINACIAL CONCERNS .....FOR LIFE ! THIS OFFER WILL BE WITHDRAWN WITHOUT NOTICE. RESPOND TODAY SO NOW ..YOU DECIDE. WHICH DO YOU PREFER ... TO KEEP .WORKING HARD ? .. OR START WORKING SMART ! HERE'S HOW TO GET STARTED WORKING SMART > > Note: You must agree to remit 5 % of your gross revenues from Instant Cash to my company. You nust sign an agreement promising not to divulge its contents to anybody else . Because of the explosive nature of this program, it is necessary to limit distribution . In order to maximize the results for all participants. This offer will soon be discontined without further notice . I urge you to act now . METHOD OF PAYMENT IS BY CHECK DRAFT FACSIMILE ONLY 1. MAKE OUT YOUR CHECK FOR $ 49.95 ( U.S ) TO : ARIEL PUBLISHING GROUP 2. IN THE LOWER LEFT CORNER OF THE CHECK PRINT: INSTANT CASH REPORT ( make sure you sign and date the check ) 3. ATTACH YOUR CHECK TO A FAX COVER PAGE . 4. ON THE FAX COVER PAGE PRINT THE FOLLOWING : ATTENTION DAVID. ROSS DEPT. IC441 PLEASE SEND ME THE INSTANT CASH REPORT. I HEREBY AGREE NOT TO DIVULGE ANY PART OF ITS CONTENTS TO THIRD PARTIES. I ALSO AGREE TO PAY 5 PER CENT OF THE PROFITS FROM INSTANT CASH TO : ROSS ENTERPRISES INC. NEXT.... SIGN YOUR NAME DIRECTLY UNDER THAT STATEMENT. THEN ....CLEARLY PRINT: YOUR NAME , FULL MAILING ADDRESS ,ZIP/POSTAL CODE , YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND E-MAIL ADDRESS ( Sorry, no orders can be processed unless the instructions above are followed exactly Please do not respond to this note via e-mail Due to the actions of anti - commercial e-mail vandals , we do not maintain an e-mail responder ) 4. FAX THIS MATERIAL TO : ( 01 ) 404 - 685 - 0905 ( for best results : dial then press "send" ) SHIPPED BY FIRST CLASS MAIL . Ariel Publishing Group is not affiliated with Ross Enterprises or any other entity. Ariel Publishing Group makes no claim or warranty regarding the content , nature or intended use of this material . Copyright 1998 Ariel Publishing Group Ltd. . [View Less]

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CTIA Daily News from WOW-COM - June 30, 1998
by CTIA Daily News 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

============================================= Welcome to today's edition of the CTIA Daily News from WOW-COM. Please click on the icon / attachment for the most important news in wireless communications today. =============================================

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Settlement help, please
by bill payne 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Senators Please help get this mess settled. Thanks bill Tuesday 6/30/98 12:03 PM Mr. Thomas J. Schlageter, Assistant Legal Counsel Advice and External Litigation Division Office of Legal Counsel 1801 L. Street, Northwest, Room 6034 Washington, D.C. 20507 Dear Mr. Schlageter: Purposes of this letter are to 1 seek administrative remedy of a release of false and defaming information on myself which violated Privacy Act. Charles Burtner and Larry Trujillo of the U.S. Equal … [View More]Employment Opportunity Commission's (EEOC) Phoenix District Office unlawfully released the information. 2 Exhaust administrative remedies if we are not able to settle this matter. 3 Request information under the Freedom of Information and Privacy Acts. On June 29 I received at letter from Aletha L. Brown Inspector General U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission POB 18858 Washington, D.C. 20036-8858 202-663-4375 800-849-4230 dated June 25, 1998, OIG Control Number 981770 which said This is to acknowledge receipt for your letter dated May 15, 1998, requesting Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) and Privacy Act information. I apologize for the delay in responding to your request. Your complaint regarding alleged Privacy Act violation and FOIA request was forwarded to the Office of Legal Counsel on May 27, 1998. With regards to these matters, please contact: Mr. Thomas J. Schlageter, Assistant Legal Counsel Advice and External Litigation Division Office of Legal Counsel 1801 L. Street, Northwest, Room 6034 Washington, D,C, 20507 Mr. Payne, the OIG plans no investigative action regarding this matter. Thank you for contacting this office. Sincerely [signature] Aletha L. Brown Inspector General Attachment Attachment reads U.S. EQUAL EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY COMMISSION Washington, D.C 20507 May 27, 1998 MEMORANDUM TO: Mr. Thomas J. Schlageter, Assistant Legal Counsel Advice and External Litigation Division [signature] FROM Joyce T. Willoughby, Counsel Office of the Inspector General SUBJECT: Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) Request of William Payne Attached is a Freedom of Information (FOIA) request from William Payne, which was received by the Office of the Inspector General (OIG) on May 20, 1998. In an effort to respond to this request, attached are copies of the OIG case file concerning Mr. Payne, the Inspector General Act of 1978, as amended, and excerpts from the OIG Investigative Manual and Deskbook. If you have any question concerning this memorandum or need additional information you may contact me at Extension 4397. Attachments While I hope we are able to settle the civil aspects of this unfortunate release of false and defaming information on me, I must anticipate, however, that I will have to seek judicial review. Therefore, under 5 USC 552, the Freedom of Information Act, and 5 USC 552a, the Privacy Act, I request access to copies 1 All documents describing YOUR efforts to properly investigate and settle this unlawful release of false and defaming information about me. 2 All WRITTEN documents, including phone call message notes or another notes, containing the name of William Payne, Bill Payne, etc. made between 3/18/98 and 6/30/98 by your or your staff. If all or any part of this request is denied, please cite the specific exemption(s) which you think justifies your refusal to release the information and inform me of your agency's administrative appeal procedures available to me under the law. I would appreciate your handling this request as quickly as possible, and I look forward to hearing from you within 20 working days, as the law stipulates. This letter resembles one I sent to Ms. Varygas of your office on 6/29. I append the Varyas letter to this letter for your information. Mr. Schlageter, I hope this unfortunate matter can be resolved at the administrative level at EEOC. And I ask your help. Sincerely, William H. Payne 13015 Calle de Sandias NE Albuquerque, NM 87111 505 292 7037 <- I am not reading e-mail Distribution Tom Spellman Aletha L. Brown Senate Judiciary Committee http://www.senate.gov/committee/judiciary.html Republicans Orrin G. Hatch, Utah, Chairman senator_hatch(a)Hatch.senate.gov Strom Thurmond, South Carolina senator(a)thurmond.senate.gov Charles E. Grassley, Iowa chuck_grassley(a)grassley.senate.gov Arlen Specter, Pennsylvania senator_specter(a)specter.senate.gov Fred Thompson, Tennessee senator_thompson(a)thompson.senate.gov Jon Kyl, Arizona info(a)kyl.senate.gov Mike DeWine, Ohio senator_dewine(a)dewine.senate.gov John Ashcroft, Missouri john_ashcroft(a)ashcroft.senate.gov Spencer Abraham, Michigan michigan(a)abraham.senate.gov Jeff Sessions, Alabama Democrats Patrick J. Leahy, Vermont senator_leahy(a)leahy.senate.gov Edward M. Kennedy, Massachusetts senator(a)kennedy.senate.gov Joseph R.Biden, Jr., Delaware senator(a)biden.senate.gov Herb Kohl, Wisconsin senator_kohl(a)kohl.senate.gov Dianne Feinstein, California senator(a)feinstein.senate.gov Russell D. Feingold, Wisconsin russell_feingold(a)feingold.senate.gov Richard Durbin, Illinois dick(a)durbin.senate.gov Robert Torricelli, New Jersey senator(a)torricelli.senate.gov /\/\/\ append ----- Monday 6/29/98 11:59 AM Ms. Ellen J. Varygas, Legal Counsel Office of Legal Counsel 1801 L. Street, Northwest, Room 6002 Washington, DC 20507 (202) 663-4637 Dear Ms. Varygas: Purposes of this letter are to 1 seek administrative remedy of a release of false and defaming information on myself which violated Privacy Act. Charles Burtner and Larry Trujillo of the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission's (EEOC) Phoenix District Office unlawfully released the information. 2 Exhaust administrative remedies if we are not able to settle this matter. 3 Request information under the Freedom of Information and Privacy Acts. Aletha L. Brown Inspector General U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission POB 18858 Washington, D.C. 20036-8858 202-663-4375 800-849-4230 wrote me on May 7 1998 The Office of Inspector General (OIG) is empowered to investigate matters of fraud, waste and abuse which may be attendant to EEOC programs and operations. We do not have programmatic responsibilities and are not involved in the administration and resolution of Privacy Act violations. Based upon our review of the information provided, we have determined that this matter, although important, is outside of OIG's purview and therefore does not warrant any investigative action by this office. In regards to this issue contact: Ms. Ellen J. Varygas, Legal Counsel Office of Legal Counsel 1801 L. Street, Northwest, Room 6002 Washington, DC 20507 (202) 663-4637 Mr. Payne, I hope this information is helpful to you but regret that I can not provide the remedy you seek. Thank you for contacting the Office of the Inspector General. Sincerely, Aletha L. Brown Inspector General June 16, 1998 A Jacy Thurmond, Jr, Assistant Legal Counsel/FOIA sent me some information I requested on possible administrative remedy of the matter under a FOIA/PA request. My request was mailed Friday 5/15/98. While I hope we are able to settle the civil aspects of this unfortunate release of false and defaming information on me, I must anticipate, however, that I will have to seek judicial review. Therefore, under 5 USC 552, the Freedom of Information Act, and 5 USC 552a, the Privacy Act, I request access to copies 1 All documents describing YOUR efforts to properly investigate and settle this unlawful release of false and defaming information about me. 2 All WRITTEN documents, including phone call message notes or another notes, containing the name of William Payne, Bill Payne, etc. made between 3/18/98 and 6/29/98 by your or your staff. If all or any part of this request is denied, please cite the specific exemption(s) which you think justifies your refusal to release the information and inform me of your agency's administrative appeal procedures available to me under the law. I would appreciate your handling this request as quickly as possible, and I look forward to hearing from you within 20 working days, as the law stipulates. Details of the release of information can be found on Internet starting most recently with Payne v. NSA: US on Classified NSA Declaration June 27, 1998 Payne v. NSA: US Motion on FOIA for NSA Algos June 27, 1998 at http://www.jya.com/usa062698.htm Ms Varygas, I hope this unfortunate matter can be resolved at the administrative level at EEOC. And I ask your help. Sincerely, William H. Payne 13015 Calle de Sandias NE Albuquerque, NM 87111 505 292 7037 <- I am not reading e-mail Distribution Tom Spellman Aletha L. Brown Senate Judiciary Committee http://www.senate.gov/committee/judiciary.html Republicans Orrin G. Hatch, Utah, Chairman senator_hatch(a)Hatch.senate.gov Strom Thurmond, South Carolina senator(a)thurmond.senate.gov Charles E. Grassley, Iowa chuck_grassley(a)grassley.senate.gov Arlen Specter, Pennsylvania senator_specter(a)specter.senate.gov Fred Thompson, Tennessee senator_thompson(a)thompson.senate.gov Jon Kyl, Arizona info(a)kyl.senate.gov Mike DeWine, Ohio senator_dewine(a)dewine.senate.gov John Ashcroft, Missouri john_ashcroft(a)ashcroft.senate.gov Spencer Abraham, Michigan michigan(a)abraham.senate.gov Jeff Sessions, Alabama Democrats Patrick J. Leahy, Vermont senator_leahy(a)leahy.senate.gov Edward M. Kennedy, Massachusetts senator(a)kennedy.senate.gov Joseph R.Biden, Jr., Delaware senator(a)biden.senate.gov Herb Kohl, Wisconsin senator_kohl(a)kohl.senate.gov Dianne Feinstein, California senator(a)feinstein.senate.gov Russell D. Feingold, Wisconsin russell_feingold(a)feingold.senate.gov Richard Durbin, Illinois dick(a)durbin.senate.gov Robert Torricelli, New Jersey senator(a)torricelli.senate.gov 6 [View Less]

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NSA and crypto algorithms
by bill payne 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

It is EASY to make mistakes when designing crypto algorithms. SECRECY works against NSA in that their work doesn't get proper evaluation by HOSTILE referees. Like http://www.jya.com/skipjack-bs2.htm NSA does have good experiences at fielding crypto devices. My suprise at gaining access to NSA crypto algorithms was how simple they were.

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Metal Suppliers Online Newsletter
by Alan Gamble 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

June 30, 1998 Metal Suppliers Online (MSO) Summer Newsletter Hello from rainy New Hampshire! Its been a great year here at MSO and I wanted to get this newsletter out to remind you about Metal Suppliers Online (www.suppliersonline.com) and bring you up to date with site improvements. We now have over 12,000 worldwide users (!) . RECENT IMPROVEMENTS INCLUDE: Metal Supplier Data - We continue to grow, with the searchable inventory of 2700 Worldwide Distributors, Producing Mills and Forging … [View More]

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Judge Campos letter
by bill payne 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Tuesday 6/30/98 3:20 PM John Young Nice to talk to you. I see Payne v. NSA: Response to Motion to Remand FOIA June 30, 1998 at http://www.jya.com/whp063098.htm I opened judge Campos' letter at the fax. I handed it to the nice lady. I wrote your fax number on the envelope. Then went to Page One Two to look at used VW repair manuals. Page One Two specializes in used books and CDs. I am REALLY CURIOUS about what Campos wrote. Especially on a Tuesday. But not curious enough to read … [View More]

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Re: Data Processing, Translation, Software & Web Localization Services
by cb0630＠hotmail.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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http://bureau42.ml.org
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

I have been getting a lot of requests from people who want to know how to get more of the manuscripts of the 'True Story of the InterNet' series which is sometimes spammed to the CypherPunks Disturbed Male LISP through my account by some inconsiderate psycho who has no respect for Bob, who asks only that he be given 'space' NOT 'SPACE ALIENS' you stupid fucks!!! try http://bureau42.ml.org Please quit bothering me (except for Attila-I like my sex 'rough', whereas the Author seems toli like … [View More]

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Anarchy Is Our Only Hope... - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

~NOTE: If this article is digitally signed, then it is not guaranteed by the Electronic Forgery Foundation to be Genuine FUD. The Electronic Forgery Foundation, as a matter of policy, accepts no responsibility for digitally signed manuscripts which may actually be MainStream News Articles containing factually accurate and officially verifiable lies. Bienfait Nutly News "ANARCH IS OUR ONL HOPE" … [View More] Christmas Special ***************** by King Author and the Dark&Stormy Knights of the Magic RoundTable [College Station Nudist Colony]IT WAS A STARK NAKED AND COLLEGE dormy night... [Prudential Annex, Alcatraz]JIM BELL STRUGGLED TO HOLD BACK THE small bead of sweat that was beginning to form on his brow as he feigned indifference while the Warden reviewed his application to form a prison swim team... [Oklahoma City]amADbOMBERtObEnAMEDlATER CREPT UNDER THE FENCE surrounding the former site of the Murrah Federal Building. As he placed the explosive charges at strategic points among the rubble, he couldn't shake the feeling that government spin- doctors were already preparing to issue a statement clarifying that BATF agents were absent from the site at the time of the explosion as a result of having moved to new offices, while the innocent children, air-lifted to the sight shortly before the tragic act of terrorism, were part of an educational tour that had been scheduled months previously. He shook off his fears, reminding himself that Louis Freeh, Janet Reno and Michael Fortier had planned everything down to the last detail... [Austin, Texas]THE BARMAID AT THE HEB CENTRAL MARKET CAFE WAS certain that she had seen all of those attending the alleged Austin CypherPunks Physical Meeting in a variety of local theatrical productions over the years. It didn't make sense. Why would someone hire a rag-tag group of actors to impersonate members of an anarchistic, crypto- privacy InterNet mailing list? And who was the strange character from the Bay Area who occassionally attended the meetings? She remembered seeing him at Stanford during the visit of the SexCriminal and his MainSqueeze to convince their daughter, Chelsea, that dating a man who was stalking her father with a Stihl chainsaw could have negative political reprecussions, and that she didn't need that fucking psycho's reassurances as to her sexuality, since daddy also thought she had a great ass, and was not just saying that because she was his daughter. Stanford wasn't the first time she had seen the Bay Area visitor to the CypherPunks meetings. She had also seen him leaving the Texas Book Depository in Dallas, shortly after... Anarchy is our only hope... Lone gunmen and unabombers are Dog's way of telling us, as we stare at a meaningless election ballot, that we could have had a V-8, pretending that we were drinking the blood of a single innocent child we had slaughtered in an act of random violence with an M-16, or in the bombing of TWA-800, or any one of a variety of mind-numbing reminders that we, as well as the cargo on our flight, are just numbers, that can be erased with the stroke of a pen, or a flash of light and a loud bang... Anarchy is our only hope... Face it, the System isn't working... We need to Democratize murder, once again putting it in the hands of the common people. People with wooden or stone clubs; people with Saturday Night Specials; people with knives in kitchen drawers, directly behind the freezer door that their fat, lazy spouse is staring into, wondering which gallon of ice-cream to eat first; people with access to both the drug-cabinet and the maternity ward, who realize that the solution to child-crime is stopping it at its very source... The process of natural selection, which decrees that only the strong AND lucky survive, has been derailed by social and government interference that leads to genocidal policies which mark our fellow humans for deletion on the basis of race, religious and/or ethnic background, political beliefs, ownership of land which has oil or mineral reserves underneath it, use and development of strong crypto, ad infinitum... It used to be that those with strong survival instincts, finding themselves short of funds, could beat up and/or murder a Jew, pulling out their gold fillings in order to make it to their next paycheck. Once government got involved, the average Joe and Jane couldn't hope to compete with the streamlined merger of thousands of ignorant thugs into a single giant bully. It was a step backward for the JesusKillers, as well, since they had a fighting chance against the more ignorant members of the light-skinned races, who didn't realize that it didn't really help for them to hide in dark alleys, as well as members of the dark-skinned races who couldn't resist smiling in the dark when a potential victim approached. Once ethnic discrimination was declared to be a function of government, there was no need for Official Thieves Thugs And Murderers to hide in dark alleys, since they could herd their victims into railway cattle-cars by use of official government brochures promoting Auschwitz as a Health Spa with state of the art shower systems guaranteeing not only hygenic cleansing, but also eugenic cleansing. Those who enquired as to the meaning of 'eugenic cleansing' were told that it would become clear upon their arrival... Anarchy is our only hope... A passage in a work by one of the true literary genius' of the InterNet (whose name I can't remember, but the work was titled, "InfoWar") pointed out a period during which violent crime was rapidly decreasing at the same time that public perception of the rate of violent crime was reaching an all-time high. A parallel poll, commissioned by the People Against Humanity division of the Synics Cociety, revealed that not a single person taking part in the other poll believed themself to be an ignorant, societally programmed moron, incapable of anything beyond sucking up whatever slop MainDream News Farces chose to throw into the public media troughs for consumption by those who believe that the High Cost Of Rational Thought is an unbearable burden that will leave them too poor to add the 24-Hour Drooling And Slobbering Channel to their cable package. Anthropologists specializing in the rise of civilized society have discovered that a solitary recluse living alone in the wild, will, upon drooling and slobbering on HimOrHerSelf, instinctively realize that, if they continue to do so, then the chance of their ever developing the ability to walk upright becomes radically diminished. At the same time, modern research indicates that if test subjects from current society are exposed to pictures of Michael Jordan drooling on his shoes, that manufacturers can add a hundred dollars to the price of their sneakers by adding artificial saliva-stains to them. Anarchy is our only hope... ************************************************************* WE ARE INTERRUPTING THIS PREVIOUSL SCHEDULED BROADCAST TO BEING OU AN IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH The Author, undoubtedly affected by solar flaring reflecting off of the early evening moon, suddenly realized why Leslie Stahl seemed so nervous during last night's '60 Minutes' piece on InterNet FUD, titled, 'The Rumor Mill.' It was not, as he originally suspected, Ms. Stahl psychically picking up on his efforts to peek up her skirt, and was, in fact, not the Scent of a Woman, but the Scent of Fear... Fear that Jane and Joe Sheeple, empowered by InterNet Search Engines capable of catering to their true desires, instead of attempting to mold their desires to fit the hidden agendas of Stahl's CBS controllers, might actually choose to access J. Orlin Grabbe's 'World's 50 Greatest Conspiracies' website, and compare his 'information' with the 'information' provided by '60 Minutes'. Fear that a generation of people who had grown up believing Walter Cronkite when he ended his news casts with "That's the way it is...", would suddenly begin wondering why Wally never told them that Jack Kennedy, their beloved President, was screwing the living shit out of Marilyn Monroe, ending his news cast by making a circle with the forefinger and thumb of his left hand, poking his right index finger back and forth through the circle, and saying, "That's the way it is..." Fear that Marilyn Manson, whining on Public Radio about 'The Rumor Mill' on the InterNet spreading 'lies' and 'disinformation' about HisOrHer tour, would be recognized by those paying attention as being strikingly similar to Ms. Stahl's whining on '60 Minutes' about the 'lies' and 'disinformation' being spread by people who had different beliefs about Reality and Truth than those that she held. Fear that vague hints about "Junk," "Regulation" and "Online Policemen" were not strong enough to truly get her point across, while indulging in violent screaming calling for hanging J. Orlin Grabbe by his hairy balls for disagreeing with her WorldView would only confirm viewer suspicions that she was in the same league, although on a different team, as Marilyn Manson, who believed that some kind of "censorship" was needed, to prevent the ChoirBoys at Ms. Stahl's church from spreading Christian Right lies about HisOrHer tour on the InterNet, while waiting their turn to insert their young, hard, throbbing cocks into a member of the congregation who was a regular correspondent on a major television news magazine show. Fear that the Author, currently working on the development of a forged Leslie Stahl's HomePage, had a 50-50 chance of correctly guessing whether or not she was wearing panties... ************************************************************** WE NOW RETURN OU TO THE REGULARL SCHEDULED BROADCAST ************************************************************** NO WE DONT... ************************************************************** Someone drinking Dirty Mothers wrote the stuff above, last night. Maybe it was me...maybe it wasn't...I woke up with a headache. Regardless, reading today's posts to the CypherPunks list, it soon became apparent that my clever ruse, pretending to be intellectually superior to the other list members, worked! The real purpose of my egoistical diatribe was to ferret out the list members not truly deserving of being on the same list as the rest of us, who are using 11% of our potential brainpower. I knew that the Pretenders to our elitist level of being, being insecure, insecure enough to avoid repeating repeating their words, would accuse *me* of being insecure. Sure enough, the Pretender was exposed, and now we *all* know that the Pretender on the list, whom we are all superior to, is... Nobody! In retrospect, we were fools not to realize it long ago. All of the signs were there... The self-effaceing alias, 'Nobody'. The inability to reflect a CypherPunks Consistent Net Persona. Always posting from different accounts: Juno, Replay, HugeCajones, CypherPunks, Dev.Null... The propensity for taking wildly varying stances on the same issue. Overcompensating for HisOrHer lack of self-worth by always demanding credit for HisOrHer posts, and never posting Anonymously... I was surprised that the rest of the list members never figured it out. I guess I'm smarter than the rest of you... ************************************************************** OK, *NOW* WE RETURN OU TO THE REGULARL SCHEDULED BROADCAST--*REALL*-I *MEAN* IT THIS TIME!!! ************************************************************** ACTUALL, I FORGOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, SO I THINK I'LL JUST TR TO EXPLAIN A CONCEPT I WAS THINKING ABOUT ESTERDA, BUT NEGLECTED TO ADDRESS: ANARCH IS OUR ONL HOPE... ************************************************************** Uhhh... I hate to appear to be a fucking idiot, incapable of sustaining a logical train of thought, but I just reached the PointOfEnlightenment that comes around 4 a.m., when one is out of beer and beginning to sober up, and looks at the orange sitting on their desk and sees...an orange! Not the cosmically meaningful macrocosm/microcosm orange that seems to hold the key to the secrets of the universe when one is high on acid. Not the orange with a bit of green-stuff starting to show on its surface when you look at it at the end of another long, hard day at the Salt Mine, whereupon you chastise yourself for letting it go bad before eating it, because your tired, acheing bones remind you that you are living in a cold, hard world. No, it is the orange that both the pragmatist and the mystic see at 4 a.m., about an hour after the last beer is gone, and the liquor store doesn't open for another few hours. The *real* orange... Anyway, 'Anarchy Is Our Only Hope...' is one of those Deep Truths (TM) that are important to attempt to explain to the unenlightened, who quit doing acid in '72, and now have regular jobs. But, Fuck It (TM)! SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! was always intended to be my autobiography, but somebody else started it (although I'm not complaining, because the FUD generated helped to cover my ass on the original TruthMonger SoftTarget Tour) and I think I have the right to be a little self-indulgent (like it's the first time...right!) and put off finishing the Bienfait Nutly News "ANARCH IS OUR ONL HOPE!" Chrismas Special for a day or so. So I think I'll sink into one of my undermedicated, ill- advised rants about my personal issues, history and problems which only remotely relate to the goals and purposes behind the creation of the CypherPunks list. Unless you have a lot of idle time on your hands, you might just want to go ahead and delete the next chapter of SAHMD, since it will undoubtedly be a semi-coherent, rambling diatribe with little relevance to your life and/or your interests. On the other hand, given my present state of mind, and the fact that I just found a warm beer in the back of my truck, the next chapter may well turn out to be one of those classic works of literature that can only be produced by someone who finds themself in the Desolate Place, an hour after they have finished the LastBeerInTheWholeWorld (like Job), and then is reborn, resurrected, refurbished by the discovery that, not only is there a God AND a Dog, but there is also another beer... Smoke 'em if you got 'em... [View Less]

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Re: saving the world from a cancerous monopoly (fwd)
by Jim Burnes 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Jim Choate wrote: > > mjg says: > > > Yes, I've thought of that too. That is the place to start, but I think > > the federal government is too strong -- eventually the states will hit a > > stand-off and the succession issue arises again. Feds won't go down > > without a fight. > > That's actualy an easy one. All it would take is a govenor to declare that > citizens of his state are not going to submit to annual taxation. I > guarantee that … [View More]things will move quickly. Since the National Guard requires > the ok of the govenor for the feds to invoke that is pretty much a moot > point. It's clearly unconstitutional to involve the Army, especialy if it is > made clear the National Guard will be there at the border to stop them. As > to the FBI and such, have the Sherrif in each county and he state police > proceed to arrest any such persons who attempt to invoke their federal > authority. > Since the National Guard is an extension of the Army and was created through the federal authority of raising armies it is not necessary for the Governor of any state to be consulted before it is given its orders. So says the Supreme Court several years ago. The all happened when Dukakis challenged George Bush's power to mobilize his National Guard during the Persian Gulf war. (operation Just 'Cuz). Dukakis was pissed (thinking he lived in the old US) and challenged the whole thing. He lost. He mistook the state militia for the National Guard. As far as the unconstitutionality of the Army doing anything, thats history -- all they have to do is invoke the Drug laws and the constitution is null and void. In any case, the National Guard is the Army (for all practical purposes). As far as arresting federal authorities goes, there aren't enough sherrifs lying around to stop even FBI agents, much less the National Guard. (state police included) Where were the sheriffs when the BATF broke assuaulted the Branch Davidian church? The answer is: helping them... > > Speaking of brain-washed.... > > They didn't fear democracy, they feared an authoritarian central government > without the states exercising their authority to stop it via the 10th. They > felt that democracy was the only way to deal with this sort of excess. > >In short, they celebrated democracy. Actually they feared an excess of both. Tryanny of the king and tyranny of the masses -- mobocracy. That is why the Senators were appointed by the states and not elected by the people. It was an effort to allow states to control their interests instead of everthing being determined by congress. This is known as a balance of power. jim [View Less]

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Daily News Wed Jul 1 '98
by STUFFED/EUREKA! 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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CTIA Daily News from WOW-COM - July 1, 1998
by CTIA Daily News 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

============================================= Welcome to today's edition of the CTIA Daily News from WOW-COM. Please click on the icon / attachment for the most important news in wireless communications today. =============================================

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1998 USENIX Annual Technical Conference - Call for Papers
by Jackson Dodd 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

USENIX 1999 Annual Technical Conference June 7-11, 1999 Monterey Conference Center Monterey, California, USA For the full call for submissions, see http://www.usenix.org/events/usenix99 Papers due: December 2, 1998 Author notification: January 20, 1999 Camera-ready final papers due: April 27, 1999 Registration materials available: March, 1999 The 1999 USENIX Technical Conference Program Committee seeks original and innovative papers about the applications, architecture, … [View More]implementation, and performance of modern computing systems. As at all USENIX conferences, papers that analyze problem areas and draw important conclusions from practical experience are especially welcome. Some particularly interesting application topics are: Availability Distributed caching and replication Embedded systems Extensible operating systems File systems and storage systems Interoperability of heterogeneous systems Mobile code Mobile computing Multimedia New algorithms and applications Personal digital assistants Quality of service Reliability Security and privacy Ubiquitous computing and messaging Web technologies TUTORIALS We are also accepting proposals for tutorials. USENIX's well-respected tutorial program offers intensive, immediately practical tutorials on topics essential to the use, development, and administration of advanced computing systems. Skilled instructors, who are hands-on experts in their topic areas, present both introductory and advanced tutorials covering topics such as: System and network administration Java and Perl topics High availability, scalability, and reliability Programming tools and program development Portability and interoperability System and network security Client-server application design and development Sendmail, DNS, and other networking issues GUI technologies and builders WWW and CGI technologies Performance monitoring and tuning Freely distributable software INVITED TALKS The Invited Talks coordinators welcome suggestions for topics and requests proposals for particular talks. In your proposal state the main focus, include a brief outline, and be sure to emphasize why your topic is of general interest to our community. Please submit via email to ITusenix(a)usenix.org. For the full call for submissions, see http://www.usenix.org/events/usenix99 ==================================================================== USENIX is the Advanced Computing Systems Association. Since 1975, USENIX has brought together the community of engineers, system administrators, and technicians working on the cutting edge of the computing world. For more information about USENIX: 1. URL: http://www.usenix.org 2. Email to office(a)usenix.org 3. Fax: 510.548.5738 4. Phone: 510.528.8649 [View Less]

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Warning to court clerk
by bill payne 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Wednesday 7/1/98 2:59 PM John Young I will fax the two sheets from the clerk to you later this afternoon. Morales and I will try to meet on his way home from work to get his signature. http://www.jya.com/sec062998.htm http://www.jya.com/whp063098.htm will likely cause MUCH MORE UNPLEASANTNESS .. for clerks and judges. Let's hope this matter is promptly settled before it gets WORSE. Later bill

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Security Newsletter from Bruce Schneier
by Bruce Schneier 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

I've just started a crypto newsletter: CRYPTO-GRAM is a free monthly email newsletter on cryptography from Bruce Schneier (author of Applied Cryptography, inventor of Blowfish, general crypto pundit and occasional crypto curmudgeon). You can subscribe to CRYPTO-GRAM: on the WWW, at http://www.counterpane.com/crypto-gram.html by sending e-mail to crypto-gram-subscribe(a)chaparraltree.com In the May issue: The Secret Story of Non-Secret Encryption. The story behind the British claim … [View More]

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Statist Changes - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Statist Change - SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! ______________________________________________ "The more you make change, the more your balance books remain the same." ~ Chevy Change Founder - Saturday Night Live Change Manhatten Bank "Statist Change In The SidePocket - ou Can Bank On It." Delbert McClinton, a paid media informant for a shell of the former Time Bandits, the Nutly Noose, sent me a private email, the contents of which which ethics and propriety forbid me to … [View More]disclose, although it can be PartyPhrased as, "So why the fuck do you keep sending your goddamn SPAM to the CypherPunks list, you illiterate, drunken asshole?!?!?" The Real (TM) Answer #436-C.2: "Because I'm a CypherPunk, ShitForBrains!!!...!!!" "I don't care what they say about me, as long as they spell my name wrong." ~ Declan McCaulkin Former OldSpiceBoy who recently cut a solo album, "ArmGlue" Declan McCullagh (ever notice that I only get his name right when I'm insulting him?), who used to be an unread, but lightly respected journalist for the Netly News (it is better to remain unread and thought a Tool, than to get a byline and remove all doubt) sold the soles of his shoes to pay the piper, only to discover that his Controllers at Time Magazine, a subsiduary of a fidicuary corporation, Slime, Inc., wholly owned by the MainStream Enquirer (Gyrating Minds Want To Be Snowed) had already paid the 'fiddler', and thus got to NameThatTune, since they were astute enough to realize that the 'original' quote was, "Those who learn from the mistakes of the past, can profitably repeat them." So now Declan, currently only a part-time employee of the CIA/FBI/DEA/NSA (and ASecretThreeLetterOrganizationWhich- SecretlyControlsTheWholeWorldToBeNamedLater) as a result of being fired as a Cuspected CypherPunks Cpy, but rehired on a consultancy basis to be a Shadow of his former self... Damn...lost my train of thought, again. I guess that's why they don't pay me the BigBucks... Anyway, if Declan had been one of the original coconspirators (sometimes spelled with a hyphen) in the Secret Plot Against The CypherPunks List, instead of a JohnnyComeLately trying to jump on the bandwagon, after believing Jim Bell when he told Declan how great prison food is, he would be aware that a chapter of a previous 'True Story Of The InterNet' manuscript pointed out that a member of an elite group of dribblers who wore green bibs with numbers on them, the CelticPunks, Kevin McHale (if that is his *real* name...), said of a fellow CelticPunks member, Danny Angst, "Sure, he's actually a slobberer, but he's *our* slobberer!" This quote was used to illustrate my point that the late Dr. Dimitri Vulis, KOTM, an IgnorantInsaneInconsiderateIgnoble Asshole, was a 'CypherPunks' IgnorantInsaneInconsiderateIgnoble Asshole (TM). PissAnt Dale Thorn was a 'CypherPunks' PissAnt. Cocksucker John Gilmore was a 'CypherPunks Cock Cucker' (not to be confused with the Criminal Cocksucker of Canada). Statist GuberMint Chill, Kent Crispin, was a 'CypherSpooks' Statist DoubleMint Chill, and a secret member of the Circle of Eunuchs. The veteran elitists on the list accused me of being a elitist neophyte who was bitter over not having received a CecretSypherPunksDecoderRing (TM), but none of this really has anything to do with the point I am trying to make... "When Outlaws are outlawed, only Outlaws will be outlaws." ~ An Inlaw of Billy the Kid (aka-BadBillyG, BadBillyC, Bill Frantz, Bill Stewart, William Geiger III, Bill C. May, etc.) (Anyone complaining about the foregoing not making any sense is obviously hanging around with David Byrne because he is rich and famous, and not because they truly love and understand his music.) Why I Am Spamming The CypherPunks List #A-497-2.3: I am the TruthMonger. The dedication of my life to becoming one with the MadDog- InPossessionOfTheLastFalseSmile resulted in my being forcefully unbriscrived from the Jack Nicholson Fan Club Mailing List, because "THE CAN'T *HANDLE* THE TRUTH!" In loneliness and depravation, I decided to sribvive to the Suicide Mailing List, but it turned out to be just a corporate- sponsored pimple on the butt of the InterNet, created as a means to feature the Nike 'Just Do It' logo. (Besides, there was only one other member on Suicide Mailing List, and she only sent a single post, a suicide note, helping me to realize that she had really belonged on the list, while I was just a rubbernecker. I then subscribed to the AIDS Support List, but was kicked off when they discovered that I didn't have AIDS, and was just there to try and meet women. On advice of legal counsel, and Jerry Falwell, I will refrain from describing my experiences on the Christian Pre-Teen Mailing List, since charges are still pending. Why did I subscribe to the CypherPunks Mailing List? It was the last one...I had been kicked off of all the others. I thought that this time, I might be accepted for who I really pretend to be, since I believed that the other list members would be delighted to know that I had 'broken PGP,' although I couldn't provide any proof of it, at the time. Also, I had just completed work on a totally unbreakable encryption system, although I was hesitant to share details with others, in fear that someone might figure out how it worked, thus compromising the total security it provided. When the rest of the list suckbikers attacked me in fits of RayCharlesRage, I realized that they, like myself, suffered from Tourette Syndrome, and were not just pretending to, like Andrew Dice Clay. I suddenly realized that encryption was a science that had come about as a result of hundreds of years of misdiagnosis of Dyslexia and Attention Deficit Disorder (not to be confused with Federal Deficit Disorder, which causes politicians peering into taxpayer pockets to see a Bottomless Pit). I realized that these people were sick motherfuckers... I was home... If ou Can't Kill The List ou Love, Kill The One ou're On: I have never been fond of the CypherPunks Mailing List, or its subscribers. The list and list members are a constant reminder that I am a mental misfit and a social outcast, chased by the torch-bearing angry mob of decent, law-abiding NetiZensComeLately back to the CypherPunks Cecret Castle, cleverly disguised as a Mailing List. It is indeed a great irony that I, a pretentious interloper on the list, was ultimately responsible for single-handedly rescuing the CypherPunks list from death and oblivion. I know what you're thinking: "Drop the crack pipe, and slowly back away from the keyboard..." But it's True (TM), I swear to Dog. I'm not claiming to be some kind of Hero, or to be Dustin Hoffman, or anything, since it came about quite by accident. At the time of the Legendary CypherPunks Censorship Crisis (not to be confused with the CypherPunks Moderation Experiment), I did everything I could to forment dissent, cause fractious fractal fractures between the list members, shooting and pissing at everyone and everything in sight, even myself, suffering several serious foot-wounds in the process. It was only later, when it became obvious that the CypherPunks list was going to survive, and prosper, and that, in fact, a beautiful Toad had been transformed, by the KissOfDeath, into a plethora of ugly PrincesAndPrincesses, that I realized that the CypherPunks Censorship Crisis had been an attempt to destroy the list, by making it just another bland, everyday imitation of PoliticallyCorrectMasturbation that would make our mothers proud of us, as long as we didn't stain the sheets too badly. In retrospect I realized that I had inadvertently saved the list from a Zombie-like future as just another sidestreet on the Information Highway by using my posts to promote and glorify violent anarchy against reason, common sense, and everything that my mother and father taught me in the hope of saving me from being a bad influence on myself, little realizing that I was actually epitomizing what the CypherPunks Disturbed Male LISP was really about. I realize that I am enclosing myself in an aura of grandoise self-importance once again, since most of the list subscribers fell into the same knee-jerk reactions as I did, even the ones who were calling the loudest for censorship, but doing so by shitting and pissing on the OfficiallyPerceivedTroubleMakers on the list, so, in actual fact, one might surmise that the CypherPunks Mailing List was not so much 'saved' by anyone, as merely confirming itself to be an IndestructibleEntity that would survive as long as their was a single individual on the face of the earth who continued to respond to a perfectly reasonable and valid statement with, "Oh yeah? Sez who?", or a pair of bickering children screaming, "Did so!/Did not!/Did so!/Did not!" Still, I think I deserve a CypherPunksSecretDecoderRing... "Question Anonymity!" ~ Janet Renal Department of Blow Jobs "Why not? Are you 'gay', or something?" [I am going to take a BeerBreak, and give you a chance to check the archives, in order to confirm that the next chapter of SAHMD, which deals with the concepts underlying the formation of the Army of Dog, was first mentioned on the CypherPunks list by Tim C. May, who really did invent everything, including the Wheel (doing it in his sleep), making the rest of us just dirt under his CypherPunks Elitist Feet (TM).] [View Less]

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by 8tIBa9867＠thegrid.net 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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by aqwsc1a＠cpckor.com.tw 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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IE Frees Crypto
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Source: http://go2.guardian.co.uk/paper.html Thanks to IB The Guardian Online, Microfile, July 2, 1998 ANNOUNCING the most liberal national policy yet on the encoding of data sent over the Internet, the Irish government last week showed it has every intention of being an international centre for electronic commerce. Ireland listened to its many resident technology companies, rather than bowing to pressure from the US, which wants access to encrypted messages. Ireland places no … [View More]

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NYT Hits GAK, Boosts GAKS
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

The New York Times, July 6, 1998, p. A10. Editorial Privacy in the Digital Age As more and more Americans communicate and do business electronically, the fear is spreading that information they transmit can be seized by hackers or criminals and used for illegal or unsavory purposes. Fortunately, the technology to thwart such invasions already exists. It is called encryption, or the encoding of digital information to secure its privacy. But the Federal Bureau of … [View More]Investigation is trying hard to prevent the growing use of encryption, both in the United States and abroad, because of fears that the protective technology itself will get into the wrong hands. That shortsighted stand will undermine efforts to protect commercial transactions and may actually hamper law enforcement rather than help it. The Clinton Administration's current policies toward encryption have been largely dictated by the F.B.I. and the Justice Department. These two agencies now block encryption makers from exporting their most advanced technology unless they agree to develop a method allowing law enforcement agencies to gain access to it. The method favored by the F.B.I. is known as the key escrow, in which the key to cracking a code is kept with a third party that could hand it over quickly if law enforcement agencies demanded it. But the key escrow method poses tremendous threats to privacy. There is a danger that access to keys for the code could be abused by law enforcement agencies and others. Worse, the United States would be required to share key escrow information with law enforcement agencies of other countries, and giving access to private communications to countries with poor human rights records could lead to crackdowns on dissidents using encryption for their own communications. According to industry officials, the export controls are already backfiring. More and more foreign companies are supplying encryption technologies without key escrow arrangements, making it virtually impossible for the F.B.I. to eavesdrop and stealing business from American firms. The growing foreign role diminishes the ability of the F.B.I. to demand new safeguards or ways to penetrate the communications of criminals who use encryption. President Clinton might normally be more sympathetic to concerns over maintaining privacy in the digital world. But since Attorney General Janet Reno has protected Mr. Clinton from an independent counsel on campaign finance, the White House is said to be loath to oppose either her or Louis Freeh, the F.B.I. Director, on this issue. On Capitol Hill, the debate over encryption has created some unusual political alliances. Many conservative Republicans have stood with leaders of the high-tech industry to oppose any kind of ban on encryption within the United States and to support a loosening of export controls on encryption technology. It has been odd to see Trent Lott, the Senate majority leader, and Dick Armey, the House majority leader, stand with civil libertarians against the demands of the F.B.I. But the F.B.I. is not without influence. House Speaker Newt Gingrich, more friendly to the agency, has prevented a bill encouraging greater use of encryption from coming to a vote in the House. The concerns of law enforcement agencies are legitimate. But smart criminals are already using encryption, some of which is readily available on the Internet. That was the message conveyed only a few weeks ago by such unlikely allies as Bill Gates of Microsoft and Jim Barksdale of Netscape, who are on opposite sides in the Justice Department's antitrust lawsuit against Microsoft but agree on this issue. The F.B.I. should give up its losing fight against encryption and work with industry to develop new means to catch criminals who use it. One approach under discussion would be to develop software technology that could be surreptitiously placed in a suspect's computer to capture keystrokes before they are encrypted. Any such operation would have to be carried out under strict court control as the electronic equivalent of a search warrant. But law enforcement agencies have to find a legal and ethical way to stay ahead of technology, rather than stand in the way of it. Trying to block advances in the digital age is futile. [End] [View Less]

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CTIA Daily News from WOW-COM - July 2, 1998
by CTIA Daily News 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

============================================= Welcome to today's edition of the CTIA Daily News from WOW-COM. Please click on the icon / attachment for the most important news in wireless communications today. =============================================

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Code Wizard Frank Rowlett Dies
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Frank Rowlett, a founder of NSA's National Cryptologic School, has died at 90. The New York Times has an obituary on the "code wizard" today: http://jya.com/nsa-rowlett.htm Rowlett was one of three earliest recruits of William Friedman, head of the the US Army Signal Intelligence Service, a 1930s forerunner of NSA's "massive cryptologic system today" (Kahn). After a long career in Army cryptology Rowlett served with the CIA and was special assistant to the DIRNSA at the end of his … [View More]

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GIVING AWAY $432,000 ... For FREE !
by free＠church.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Gov Access to Key Strokes
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Would any of the members of the NAS CRISIS panel know if keystroke surveillance one of the technologies proposed for the FBI as an alternative to GAK? Could this technology to be covertly placed in all keyboards for activation say, by remote control, or via a program/device on the Internet? Recall the various proposals for putting hardware encryption in keyboards, with the possibility of covert GAK.

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Re: Finally... a One-Time-Pad implementation that works!!!
by Michael Motyka 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Army of Dog - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Army of Dog - SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! ___________________________________________ Bienfait Nutly News "ANARCH IS OUR ONL HOPE" Christmas Special ***************** by King Author and the Dark&Stormy Knights of the Magic RoundTable A Personal Note From An Army of Dog Prisoner Of War: To: remailer-operators(a)dev.null From: DaltonGang(a)Dev.Null Since my meatspace … [View More]body is currently hanging on a federal meathook, my consistent meatspace identity is currently available for those who wish to rent it. Given the high value of the BadReputationCapital currently connected to my consistent meatspace identity, I don't feel I am remiss in requiring both a small monetary remittance to: James Bell #26906086 Federal Detention Center P.O. Box 68976 Seattle WA 98168 as well as Executive Editor credits on any InterNet website or email account that uses my consistent meatspace persona to send threatening letters to goverment agencies, officials and employees, to run Assassination Politics Bots, or to engage in activities which violate the conditions of my parole, including, it seems...breathing. James Dalton Bell "They also serve, who only bend over and wait." -----Pretty Monitored Privacy Public Cell Key----- OuCh#$!tHAthuRts*&^nOOooOnotSAnd!!!OKwhO'SNexT???? -------------------------------------------------- Questionable Quotes #37: "If the Army of God can kill so many people from the Missionary Position, where the risk of transmitting AIDS is comparitively low, then the Army of Dog should be that much more effective, working Doggie Style..." ~The Unknown CypherPunk (aka TCM) CypherPunks Cult of One Bay Area Addition The recent phenomena of the Army of Dog, which has had a long history of never before existing, is rumored by many to be a splinter group of the Circle Of Eunuchs, which had come into existence as a result of an announcement on December 7, 1989, by Bubba Rom Dos, that the existence such a group would be extremely dangerous to those involved, and that everyone assembled should immediately disband and have no further contact with one another. The Circle of Eunuchs, a wholly owned subsiduary of the Magic Circle, headquartered nowhere, has managed to keep their heads, as well as avoid being drawn and quartered, by never really existing. Although consisting of 3-member Gorilla Cells whose manner and method of their use of bananas is totally up to the individuals involved, based on their personal ethics and morals, none of the members can ever really be certain that the CoE actually exists, although it is pretty hard to deny the existence of the bananas, if you have made the mistake of choosing your fellow CoE Gorilla Cell members randomly from ads in the free magazines widely available in San Franciso. The Army of Dog operates much along the same lines, with the major difference being that more of the members choose to act alone, in solitary Cult of One units, with the more moderate members generally requiring reading glasses, while the more radical members eventually go blind. Seasoned warriors, they refuse to ask for pity or sympathy, having only themselves to blame, 'cause momma tried... Questionable Quotes #896: "ou don't have to have a bottle of Mercetan to know which way Janet Reno is blowing." ~JDB BellWeatherMen Cult of One Seattle AboveGround Cell Army of Dog recruits, going one step further than the Army of God members who have so successfully avoided being hunted down like dogs by LEA's around the country, perform many of their nefarious activities on behalf of causes that they have little or no connection to, little or no interest in, and do not necessarily believe in. For example, an Army of Dog Virtual Warrior who is very passionate in their feeling regarding the demonization and persecution of Kevin MitNikita, but who thinks that Jerome Dalton Bell is an asshole who got what he had coming to him, would naturally gravitate toward performing subversive actions which violated the conditions of Bell's parole. (If that AoD Warrior was a minor, they might even be bold enough to join with other minors in small Saskatchewan towns, acting in concert with NineInchNails, knowing they would not have to worry about being tried as an adult, since they could prove that their uncle, the Author, was not even an adult.) On the other hand, a CypherPunks Army of Dog Virtual Warrior, who feels indebted to Jim Bell for the blow jobs while awaiting trial (even though he *did* have to hold a knife to Jim's throat, since Jim was playing 'hard to get'), would perform their subversive activities on behalf of the UnaBomber, who they thought was a fucking lunatic who was better off locked up. (For instance, they might perform a variety of low-key meatspace crimes, such as setting the Dumbarton bridge on fire, just before the UnaBomber's trial, and then notify the President by email that they were ready to step in and take the UnaBomber's place if he was executed. Natually, they would do this from a hacked account...) Questionable Quotes #486: "Give them Flack, John." ~Bob Church of the SubGenius Cult of One Davis-Monathan Division Many Army of Dog recruits are LEA's and paid government informants who tried to infiltrate the AoD, but who got a little carried away and eventually ended up performing some act of meatspace violence so atrocious that they had to quickly find a scapegoat such as Timoth McVeigh, to take the fall. (Although the agent code-named Defcon McCullagh Chainsaw claims he was just there to cover the bombing, in a free-lance assignment for the Oklahoma Nutly News, he has thus far failed to adequately explain submitting a receipt for breakfast with the BATF shortly before the explosion, or why the BATF would be having champagne and caviar for breakfast, saying only, "Eggs is eggs...") Questionable Quotes #8: "I never minded about the little things." ~Bridget Fonda The Author's Secret Lover Cult of One Although both Army of Dog Virtual Warriors and MeatSpace Warriors are quick to point out that sex after plugging a strangers parking meter, or setting off the fire alarm at the local school via modem, is phenomenal, they also point out that it doesn't hurt to have a co-conspirator (sometimes spelled without the hyphen). One Army of Bitch WarriorGoddess, speaking about her long-time relationship with an AoD programmer, said, "Although he starts with a relatively small value of 'c', he always increments it, and sometimes puts it through what seems to be an endless loop." (For the non-computer oriented, that loosely translates as, "He may not touch bottom, but he sure raises hell with the sides.") Questionable Quote #1: "Bite them all, and let the Veteranarian sort them out." ~Rabid WarMongrelBat Marisupial Cult of One If ou Can't Erase The Hard Drive Of The One ou Hate, Erase The Hard Drive Of The One ou're With: 'The Book of Big Mischief' (not to be confused with a much better work, with a similar name), advises that any Army of Dog member who plans to throw a serious, possibly traceable Hex/Screw into the Back(Door) of a government, corporate, religious or social entity/system via the tools of their own workplace, should take great pains to make certain that their office space contains: 1. American Flag 2. Apple Pie (preferrably baked by your mother) 3. Bible (*not* the New Age Aquarian version) 4. "I Love MicroSoft" Stickers 5. Pictures of the President AND Newt Gingrich 6. A Timothy McVeigh Dartboard 7. A Shrink-Wrapped Copy Of CyberNanny 8. An unfinished, hand-written letter to Louis Freeh, stating that you suspect your supervisor of being an anti-government radical. 9. Bail Money Questionable Quote #2-A: "A little Byte goes a long way, particularly if you don't let go." ~Baby TruthMonger Army of Bitch Questionable Quote #2-B: "Something small is going to happen...but it's going to happen a lot of times...July 5, 1998, 07:09" ~The Arthur Army of Dog / Cult of Nun One For ou, One For Me...Two For ou, One, Two For Me: Craperate and Goobermint BeanCounters *do* mind about the little things, but these things are unlikely to come to their attention if the DataEntryOperator and/or the Auditor are Army of Dog recruits. A multitude of mistaken credits to your own account is fraud. A multitude of fraudulent credits to the account of a charitable or subversive organization to which you have no connection is a mistake. If ou Don't Unnerstan Nuthin Else, Understand This: Joe Montana was a Dan Fouts with a front line. General Eisenhower was a General Lee with a front line. Winston Churchill was a Neville Chamberlain with a back door. Censorship Czars aren't afraid of quarterbacks, generals and leaders. They are afraid of men and women in trenches, behind data-entry screens, and people with flashlights, peering into the dark and hidden places. The Enemies of Freedom of Speech are not afraid of someone yelling "Fire" in a crowded theater--that is a StrawDog they use to prevent someone yelling "Fire" before their agents are clear of the Reichstag, or the Murrah Federal Building. Friends of the Destroyer can whack a King, a Kennedy, or a KonspiratorToBeNamedLater, but they can't whack out things they can't see--like concepts, ideals, values and free thought--but they are trying... If the Voices of Kings, Kennedys and Konspirators are not reaching the far walls of the ElectroMagnetic Curtain, and echoing throughout the Tao of CyberSpace, then the Friends of the Destroyer, the Enemies of Freedom, will prevail. The Voice of the Tao Whispers... The Voice of Infinity Thunders... The Voice of Censorship is Silent... The Voice of Freedom is ou! The Most Dangerous Person On Television: ou...the viewer. The Most Dangerous Person On The InterNet: ou...the participant. Anarchy Is Our Only Hope... Army of Dog Prisoners of War: Tim Bell Jim McVeigh Nelson Ghandi Mahatma Mandella Avery Body Elsie Mittnick Human Gus-Peter Free Army of Dog Warriors: Us...except for you and me <nod-nod><wink-wink> The rEvolution isn't tomorrow...that will be too late. The rEvolution wasn't yesterday...the battle lines have moved. The rEvolution Is NOW! Questionable Quote #709: "Close ranks, every man for himself!" ~Chief CypherPunks SpokesPerson Army of DoGod, Cult of Nun Anarchy Is Our Only Hope...Together, We Can Make It Happen [View Less]

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Re: Between A Rat And A Hard Place
by hippyman 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

At 08:40 PM 7/2/98 , Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC <lreed(a)west.cscwc.pima.edu> wrote: >X-URL: mailto:cypherpunks@cyberpass.net >X-Mailer: Lynx, Version 2-4-2 > > >What are the implications of tossing a moltov cocktail >through the window of banks that require those cashing >checks to be treated like common criminals, being >fingerprinted and having their picture taken, with a >number attached to it? > >What are the implications of a Cult Of One legal … [View More]

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jeopardize law enforcement and national security objectives
by Anonymous 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

SKIPJACK Review Interim Report The SKIPJACK Algorithm Ernest F. Brickell, Sandia National Laboratories Dorothy E. Denning, Georgetown University Stephen T. Kent, BBN Communications Corporation David P. Maher, AT&T Walter … [View More]Tuchman, Amperif Corporation July 28, 1993 (Copyright © 1993) _________________________________________________________________ Executive Summary The objective of the SKIPJACK review was to provide a mechanism whereby persons outside the government could evaluate the strength of the classified encryption algorithm used in the escrowed encryption devices and publicly report their findings. Because SKIPJACK is but one component of a large, complex system, and because the security of communications encrypted with SKIPJACK depends on the security of the system as a whole, the review was extended to encompass other components of the system. The purpose of this Interim Report is to report on our evaluation of the SKIPJACK algorithm. A later Final Report will address the broader system issues. [...] We examined the internal structure of SKIPJACK to determine its susceptibility to differential cryptanalysis. We concluded it was not possible to perform an attack based on differential cryptanalysis in less time than with exhaustive search. [...] SKIPJACK algorithm is classified SECRET NOT RELEASABLE TO FOREIGN NATIONALS. This classification reflects the high quality of the algorithm, i.e., it incorporates design techniques that are representative of algorithms used to protect classified information. Disclosure of the algorithm would permit analysis that could result in discovery of these classified design techniques, and this would be detrimental to national security. However, while full exposure of the internal details of SKIPJACK would jeopardize law enforcement and national security objectives, it would not jeopardize the security of encrypted communications. This is because a shortcut attack is not feasible even with full knowledge of the algorithm. Indeed, our analysis of the susceptibility of SKIPJACK to a brute force or shortcut attack was based on the assumption that the algorithm was known. Conclusion 3: While the internal structure of SKIPJACK must be classified in order to protect law enforcement and national security objectives, the strength of SKIPJACK against a cryptanalytic attack does not depend on the secrecy of the algorithm. [View Less]

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Beginning of process of decrypting net-nanny files (fwd)
by Anonymous 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Article 425292 of alt.religion.scientology: Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Beginning of process of decrypting net-nanny files Date: Thu, 02 Jul 1998 00:28:03 -0700 Lines: 100 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit There are three files with the netnanny, called d32l.dll, n32l.dll, and p32l.dll. These are not really dlls, but are almost certainly the database of words and phrases that the … [View More]netnanny is interested in. If you look at these files, there is a total of 1037 lines, each of which has from 10 or so to 60 or so characters. It turns out (see below) that two characters in the data file almost certainly map to 1 character of the plaintext, so the phrases are 5 to 30 characters long. 1037 phrases of 5 to 30 characters seems about right. If you look closely at the text, you'll see that they letters alternate between the ranges of 32-63 and 96-127 (decimal). That is, a line begins "1{7}.f#f". The 1, 7, ., and # are all in the range 32-63, and the {, }, f, and f are in the range 96-127. Each of these letters, then, can take one of 32 values, or five bits. If you combine these, you find that there are only 512 combinations used of the pairs of letters, instead of the expected 1024 (=2^10). It turns out that if you construct a 10 bit word with the first 5 bits from the first character and the second 5 from the second character, then you find that the middle two bits are always either both 0 or both 1. So, there are 512 possibilities. These 512 numbers are fairly uniformly distributed, so this is not a simple substitution cipher. Interestingly, though, again, using the above construction of a 10 bit number from the two five bit pairs, you find that the high order bits change very slowly if at all from character to character. This is the beginning of d32l.dll (fair use quotation of two lines from the file) 1101110001 1100110100 1100110011 0011001110 0011110000 0001110101 0010000000 0010000001 0010001111 0011001010 0001000100 0001001101 0000001110 0010000101 0000001000 0111110101 0110110111 0110001111 0111111110 0110000101 0110111110 0110110010 0101110110 0101000010 0101111000 0110001110 0100001110 0100111011 1011000001 1011111000 1011111000 1001110010 1010000111 1010110111 1010001000 1000111000 1011001111 1011111101 1010001011 1010111001 1101000111 1101110101 1100000011 1100110001 1100111111 1111001101 1111111011 1110001001 Note that the middle two bits are always the same, and the high order bits seem to be changing slowly, but slowly upwards. My guess is that some value is being added to the plaintext character, and this value is incremented every plaintext character. Further, perhaps, there is a exclusive or being performed. In any case, I hope that this gets other people moving in the right direction. Suggested words to look for, that seem to have tweaked the nanny, are xenu hemet zinjifar helena kobrin mark ingber grady ward mirele rnewman wollersheim andreas heldal-lund operation clambake "gilman hot springs" motherfucker cocksucker [View Less]

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Re: #cypherpunks is happening
by hippyman 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

At 12:02 AM 7/3/98 , you wrote: >On efnet. Nope, it's usually pretty boring. Been there many times when I'm on irc, nothing happening. BUT, if you show up - I can make it interesting!! Logins and passes to play with! Catch me in there. hippyman ICQ: 11517383 PGP Fingerprint: E3C3 35C8 0FD9 6F36 2ADD 0541 B58C F6BD D347 BD0A

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Data Fellows Secures the World's Largest Computer Demo Event
by Mia Westerholm 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

For immediate release 3 July 1998 Data Fellows Secures the World's Largest Computer Demo Event Assembly '98 Sponsored by F-Secure Data Security Products Data Fellows, one of the worlds leading data security development companies, is proud to support Assembly '98, the world's largest computer demo event. Data Fellows will also maintain data security during the happening. Assembly is an annual computer multimedia event, celebrated in Helsinki, Finland. It gathers amateurs and professionals … [View More]from all over the world to meet other demo experts and compete in the art of demo making. A demo binds thrilling graphics and animations with massive sound effects to form a multimedia presentation of computer programming. Assembly '98 will be held during 7th - 9th of August 1998 and is expecting 3000 visitors. Prizes worth more than $25,000 USD will be awarded. The F-Secure Anti-Virus product will be used to protect the main file servers of Assembly '98 against viruses. Copies of the product will also be distributed to all participants. The F-Secure Network Encryption products will be used to protect the network traffic of the ad-hoc Assembly network - which is hooked live to the Internet. "Protecting a happening like Assembly is certainly a challenge", comments Data Fellows' Manager of Anti-Virus Research, Mr. Mikko Hyppönen. "However, we've been co-operating with Assembly organizers all along since 1993, and I'm sure of yet another success." "We do realise that the stereotype of a demo coder and the stereotype of a virus writer are pretty close to each other - both are often male teenagers who are experts with low-level programming." Continues Hyppönen. "That's why we want to promote a happening like Assembly, which shows these young people a way to use their programming talents in a safe and productive way." More information about Assembly '98 at http://www.assembly.org About Data Fellows Data Fellows is the world's leading data security development company with offices in San Jose, California, and Espoo, Finland. Its innovative, award winning F-Secure product range consists of a unique combination of strong encryption and revolutionary anti-virus software. Data Fellows has a support, training and distribution network covering over 80 countries around the world. Data Fellows is privately held. The annual growth in net sales has been close to 100% since the company was founded in 1988. Data Fellows belongs to an elite group of companies that have a triple-A credit rating from Dun&Bradstreet. For further information, please contact USA: Data Fellows Inc. Tel. (408) 938 6700 Fax. (408) 938 6701 Europe: Data Fellows Ltd. Tel. +358 9 859 900 Fax. +358 9 8599 0599 Also, visit the Data Fellows web site at http://www.DataFellows.com/ €€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€ Mia.Westerholm(a)DataFellows.com http://www.DataFellows.com Data Fellows Ltd. PL 24 FIN-02231 ESPOO, FINLAND Tel. +358 9 859 900 Fax. +358 9 8599 0599 [View Less]

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Lotus Notes signature / encryption
by Anonymous 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Hi list members: Could someone kindly tell me about the drawbacks of the Lotus Notes signature / encryption system (export version)? Cheers.

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Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC <lreed@west.cscwc.pima.edu>: Re: Army of Dog - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by one4evil＠juno.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

I was asked to forward this message to the Cypherpunks list by Linda Reed...Who sent it to me as a responce to one of my e-mails...I know that by doing so, I risk being kicked, stomped, beated siverly amongst the neck and shoulders, and even flamed...But I think so many of us are not looking at the true messages involved in these 'spams'. Reed is makeing several REALLY good points...Given, Reed does rant a bit...And some of what is writen is just so much bullshit...But all of it, taken in … [View More]context, is Truth (TM)... Let me make a suggestion to Reed and all others involved...There is a time and place for everything...The time for rEvolution, as Reed puts it, is _NOW!_ However, Cypherpunks is not the place...So does anyone know of any good e-lists that would love to get the ALIANS posts? Maybe your five minute's of thought on a way to help Reed will make everyone happy, Vs the hours some of us are spending complaining about the damn thing. D ___________________________________________________________________ ---Begin Forward Message--- The Geezinslaw Brothers, from Austin, TX, had a song called, "If You Think I'm Crazy Now, You Should Have Seen Me When I Was A Kid." I envy today's youngsters, who have the opportunity to participate in a Virtual Revolution that is every bit as serious, and will have consequences just as great as, any so-called World War that has ever been fought in the history of human evolutionary development. I envy them because they have, if they seize the opportunity, a chance to engage in rEvolutionary acts of Virtual anarchy, derring-do, war & violence which will not threaten the lives of those whose only crime is to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, physically, but will threaten only those whose crime is to be in their own mindspace, at the right time for them to be there, but refusing to allow others the same right. I do not pass judgement on Timothy McVeigh, any more than I pass judgement on Che Guerva, Louis Riel, Leonard Pelltier, or Ho Chi Min. They did what they had to do, and they used what they thought was the best judgment and tools of their day. Anyone who claims to judge a moral differnce between them and those they opposed is a fucking BeanCounter, and should be in line behind the lawyers when the firing squads line up. I wish that Timothy McVeigh could have done what he did within the confines of Digital Reality, on the InterNet, perhaps blowing a hole in the ElectroMagnetic Curtain that would allow the children to survive, but also allow them to glimpse what was on the other side of the wall, so that it could not be denied once the hole was closed. That was not to be... [KFor all of the sincere intent underlying my TruthSPAMing and RealityBlathering, I find myself at a loss to truly describe what I see as the importance of those entering the Digital/Global/Interactive Age that is being born to realize that *they* will be the ones who either allow the dinosaurs of the past to usurp the current rEvolution of human development, or to act as the Founding Fathers ojf a Global/Digital Democracy, recognizing that the dinosaurs are wearing red, marching in straight lines, and cussing out the shit-disturbers as cowards for hiding behind Digital Trees known as Remailers. The Great Myth is that there isn't enough to go around. Enough *what*? Money? - There's as much as we agree there is... Time? - I spent a good part of the day sitting on my ass... Love? - I love Janet Reno and Louis Free. They're great targets... Cadillacs? - Any President who proposed to block communism in southeast Asia would have been laughed out of office. It turns out that it would have saved us money and invigorated the auto industry. Cadillacs? - Any President who proposed to block communism in southeast Asia by buying everyone a Cadillac would have been laughed out of office. It turns out that it would have saved the US money and invigorated the auto industry. Freedom & Privacy? - Like Cadillacs, there is as much as we are willing to pay for. We are not going to be able to have it, however, until we are ready to make the giant leap of faith it takes to trust that $30,000 is better spent in promoting Freedom & Privacy, than buying another toilet seat for the Censorship CCoommiittee executive restroom. If there is enough BullShit to go around, then, according to the Eternal Laws of the Tao, there is enough Reality to go around, as well. Those who recognize the Reality that I profess as the TruthMonger might get the impression that I am attempting to hoard the Truth, because their isn't enough to go around. Nothing could be further from the Truth (TM)... I'm willing to share... As a matter of fact, I could use some of yours, since I'm starting to run a bit low, as a result of begining to believe my own press when others indicate that I am something special, because they agree with me, and thus I run the risk of becoming a Spokesperson For Consensus, franchising the TruthMonger persona, and speaking the EasyTruths in order to capture the mass-market when, in reality, I could retire quite comfortably from the income I receive from having Truth (TM) trademarked, since everyone who speaks the Truth (TM) currently has to send me a nickle, or I'll sue their sorry ass... One more beer, and I'll be losing it...so NoMoreMrNiceGuy... The Cold Hard Truth: Truth, Freedom, Privacy, Love, ad infinitum...all have a Cost! The LIE: That which we have an inherent Right to, should be Free! The Reality: Virtual/Conceptual/Idealistic Reality have a physical cost, but they also have spiritual earning power. Humans are both physical and spiritual beings... It 'costs' you $1.00 not to knock someone over the head with a rock when they are standing beside you at a bus stop with a dollar in your hand. Your soul appreciates $1.00 if you refrain from doing so... The choice is yours, and yours, alone. (Although my personal *opinion* as to the ethics/morality of your decision might vary depending on whether or not *I* am the person standing next to you at the bus stop.) I don't know how many soul-credits it cost Tim McVeigh to bomb the Murrah Federal Building, and I don't know how many soul-credits he earned for waking up government employees to the fact that their actions have consequences, as well. That is between Tim McVeigh and his Accountant. There is a Cost to telling the truth, to taking a stand, to refusing to be be oppressed/repressed in Virtual Reality. I have had my possessions confiscated and criminal charges filed against me as a result of speaking what I consider to be the truth, within the confines of CyberSpace. Freely speaking my mind has led to physical retribution against me. I can vouch for the fact that Freedom of Speech has a Cost. I am willing to pay that Cost... I am more than happy to pay whatever price it requires to be the TruthMonger, because that what is important to me. I'm not doing anyone any favors...I am doing what I feel it is my role to do. My definition of a Hero, is a person who does what they can, who fulfills the role that they have the capacity to fulfill. A man who charges a hill, and dies in the process, is a Hero if he does it because he looks around him and sees that it is his role, his time, his destiny. A man who charges a hill, and lives in the process, because of the expectations of others, is a fool. I have seen Heroes who charged the hill because they looked around them and saw Warriors who had families waiting for them, while they had none. I have seen Heroes who charged the hill when they knew it would likely result in their families waiting in vain for their return, because they knew that their actions would result in a dozen families not having to grieve the loss of a loved one. I don't expect todays CyberWarriors to get their asses shot off for thumbing their noses at authority--that is foolish. However, if you're sitting at your desk at the HeadQuarters of the Great Oppressor, and HeOrShe walks in, hands you the latest model of DeathRay, asking your opinio, and you decide to do something very, very foolish...I'll understand. All I'm saying is that Values, Concepts, Ideals, Ethics, all have a cost. Whatever you can contribute in the physical realm to help cover that cost is 100% deductible in the esoteric realm. Andy Warhol prophecied that everyone would receive their fifteen-minutes of Fame, in *his* future. TruthMonger's Prophecy is that, in HisOrHer future, everyone will get a shot at the Great Oppressor. Use it, or lose it... Love, Toto *********************** p.s. - I am currently writing on an early Sperry computer which has 128K of RAM, and can barely run WordPerfect 4.1, and then having to transfer it to Windows 3.0, to clean it up, before sending it to a hacked Unix account and transferring it via a VAX system to its destination. Thus I cannot cc: this without fucking it up, and I would appreciate it if you could send it to cypherpunks(a)toad.com so that I could download it tomorrow. p.p.s. - I have had a long, hard life, in which I have done some stupid things, some evil things, and some mindless things, but I've also done some things that are beyond fucking belief. Overall, life has been incredible, but I look upon the coming generation with envy, because there is a transition coming that--LOVEorHate/WARorPEACE/WINorLOSE--will give each and every particpant in the experience a chance to exit this mortal plane with a smile, and the words, "It's been Real (TM)." --------- End forwarded message ---------- _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] [View Less]

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FBI Tesla Files
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Jim, Maybe you know that the FBI offers about 256 pages of docouments related to Nikola Tesla on its FOIA Web site: HTTP://www.fbi.gov/foipa/hisfigs.htm#tesla They are in two large PDF files of 4.8MB and 5.8MB. In case you've not seen them here's a brief: None of the papers are by Tesla himself, and most relate to various inquiries about Tesla's "missing papers," based on O'Neil's book claim that the FBI confiscated Tesla's papers and effects shortly after his death. The FBI claims … [View More]

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Daily News Thu Jul 2 '98
by STUFFED/EUREKA! 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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DOT and SSN's
by Lynne L. Harrison 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

The Government Has Our Numbers by Lori Patel 4:00am 3.Jul.98.PDT Your banker has it. Your employer has it. Your insurer, the IRS, and, frankly, you can't remember who else has it. So what difference does it make if the US Department of Transportation joins the crowd asking to see your Social Security number? Recently, the department published its intention to require all states to verify Social Security numbers before issuing or renewing drivers' licenses. Depending on who one asks, the … [View More]

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Trans World Specials Fare Sales
by Trans World Specials 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

SUPER MILEAGE OFFER Take Advantage of TWA's New Website As a frequent traveler, you're constantly on the go. So we've made it easy to access your Aviators portfolio information via the Internet. Just point your web browser at the all-new TWA website(http://www.twa.com), select "Frequent Traveler Information", and provide your Aviators portfolio number when prompted. You can check your portfolio balance, verify mileage credit, and more. To celebrate our new website, when you … [View More]

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One Nation web site temporarily off-line
by Global Web Builders 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Dear One Nation supporter in NSW You will note from my email that I am not using the normal gwb(a)gwb.com.au address. Last night at about 6.30pm Optus "pulled the plug" on my Internet Service Provider (Pronet) who I have NOW been informed are facing financial difficulties. (I only found out today after making enquiries as to why I could not access my ISP.) This has caused all contact with the "gwb" web sites (which includes One Nation) to be cut off. If you try to contact them you will come … [View More]

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YOUR CLASSIFIED - AD / 333 NEWSPAPERS !!!!!!!!!
by mts2＠volg15.mmtel.msk.su 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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by may42＠cosimo.die.unifi.it 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Earn a NO COST Pentium 266 Computer!! EVERYONE Approved!!
by puudio96＠prodigy.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

What are YOUR answers to these questions?? Afraid your credit wouldn't allow you to get the computer you want? Have you been wanting a new computer, but were wondering if you can afford it? Do you want to learn more about: ** The Internet ** Your Computer ** Building your own web sites for personal or business use and then selling them for a profit? . but don't want to pay for those costly courses? If you answered YES to one or more of these questions, then this is the … [View More]

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FINAL NOTICE!
by your_success＠global.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

This is your WAKE-UP call... ...INTRODUCING "THE BREAKFAST CLUB" A ONE-TIME $39 PURCHASE CAN CONCEIVABLY EARN OVER $100,000 ANNUALLY FOR ANYONE WHO WILL WORK THIS PROGRAM! DID I SAY WORK? HA! ...LET'S CHECK IT OUT!!! What you are holding in your hand is perhaps the most exciting networking opportunity to come down the pike, EVER! There are numerous reasons why this is so, but lets first look at the most obvious.... … [View More] ... 30 BOXES OF CEREAL FOR $39,00........ The vehicle for this outstanding bargain is a coupon book with 30 vouchers, each good for a box of your favorite Name Brand cereal delivered to your door with no shipping charges. That translates into the lowest price for Brand Name Cereal on the planet! Period!! Couple this with a networking opportunity using the most advanced compensation plan in the industry, namely a 3 X 5 forced matrix with double matching bonus, and it's a can't miss!!!! Here are some other reasons that even for non-networkers spell BIG BUCKS! 1) A $39 one time purchase, one of the lowest in the industry. 2) Product recognition! A product almost everyone in the country is already using, and paying too much for. 3) Mass appeal. Networkers have been searching for years to find a product that would appeal to the masses. Breakfast cereal is as good as it gets! Our own local study showed 65 interested people out of 80 interviews! Many signed up on the spot!!! 4) Finally a product in MLM that offers real savings! The average box of cereal costs over $3 in the store, with many topping the $4 mark. Do the math. With our deal, the price for any cereal delivered to your door is $1.62. Yes, that's right, one dollar and sixty-two cents!! WELL, THERE IT IS... ...I CAN ONLY SAY THAT THIS ONE IS GOING TO GO INTO HYPER-DRiVE IN A BIG HURRY, SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR TICKET AND HANG ON!!! SIGN UP BELOW! ********************************************************* "THE BREAKFAST CLUB" 7267 AIRPORT ROAD BATH, PA 18014 WHAT IS THE "BREAKFAST CLUB"? "The Breakfast Club" is a network marketing company combining a substantial savings on a commodity which, almost all Americans use, with the income potential of network marketing! This commodity is the Breakfast Cereals which we are all familiar with, PRODUCT: The current product is a "Name Brand" cereal coupon book. This coupon book offers "BIG" savings on your favorite cereals. Almost any cereal, delivered to your door with no shipping charge to you, for the low price of $1.62 (this price includes the cost of the coupon and the cost of the postage to send the order, blank for redemption) EVEN CEREAL THAT COSTS OVER $4.00 IN THE GROCERY STORE CAN BE DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR FOR $1.62 The coupon book contains 30 coupons, each good for a box of name brand cereal. What this means is that this is a guaranteed value of up to $120.00 for the cost of only $39 to you! HOW DO I TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY? The answer is simple, as is the entire concept of this program. Just fill in the application / order form and send it with the proper payment to the address above. We will ship your coupon book to you within a few days, and you can send for your first box of cereal. WHAT IS THE COMPENSATION PLAN? Again, the answer is simple. The compensation plan is a 3 x 5 forced matrix, with a double matching bonus feature, The matching bonus is earned when you personally sponsor 3 people, and the double matching feature kicks in when your second level is completed, not necessarily personally sponsored. This means that you would have 12 total people on these two levels in your organization. You would then match the matrix checks, of the three people whom you personally sponsored, and the matrix checks of those who they personally sponsored. There is $1 on each level of the matrix which means that a complete matrix has a potential payout of $363, which is the total number of people. Therefore, the matching bonus feature gives you 3 more matrix payouts, or an additional $1,089 when your personally sponsored people complete their matrix. The double match bonus will give you any number of additional matching checks, based entirely on the number of people that your personally sponsored people sponsor. Note: You match only the matrix payout of your sponsored and their sponsored. You never match a matching bonus! The potential with this plan is awesome. If you follow this scenario you will see that the more people whom you sponsor, and whom they sponsor, will give you matching check after check, with almost no limit if you continue to sponsor. This program could literally pay out over $100,000 on only a $39 purchase. "THE BREAKFAST CLUB" TERMS AND CONDITIONS 1) The price for the coupon book is $39.00. The coupon books are numbered and registered, and tracking goes into effect at first redemption. 2) The accepted form of payment will be by money order only. No personal checks, no credit cards. All payments sent other than money order will be returned. 3) The compensation plan is a 3 x 5 forced matrix, there will be no placement. The computer will fill automatically left to right, based on personal sponsorship. This will allow for significant spillover. 4) This program will be basically a mail-order program. There will be no customer service by phone. Any questions which you may have which are not answered by this document you may address to the Company by mail or by fax. We will respond in the same manner. 5) Since there is no placement, a genealogy report will only be important when you receive a check. You will automatically receive one when a check is cut for you. 6) "The Breakfast Club' will calculate revenue share weekly, and pay weekly. The week shall run from Monday through Saturday, and the revenue share will be calculated on Monday for the previous week's activity.The check will be cut and mailed by Wednesday every week. 7) A check will not be printed until the accrued revenue share is at least $12.00. There will be a charge of $2.00 assessed for each check. This will defray the cost of the check, bank charges, and the cost of the genealogy which will be sent with each check. Therefore, on accrued revenue of $12.00, after the charge, the check will be $10.00. This charge will remain at $2.00 as long as the genealogy is only one page. As your organization grows, the charge will be .50 for each additional page. 8) You will receive complete instructions on how to use the program, and how to order your cereal with your kit. 9) Our refund policy is very simple. We have a revenue share program, so money earned is not commission but profit sharing. This means that if you wish to leave the program at any time within 90 days, the following rules apply: a) The coupon book must be in salable condion, with NO coupons missing. b) The book registration fee and shipping is NOT refundable, totaling $9.00. Refunds will be $30.00 only. c) If you have been paid any revenue share money, that will be deducted also. If you have been paid more money than the cost of the book(s), there will be no refund. d) After 90 days, there is no refund. 10) There will be company sponsored conference calls. Times and phone numbers will be announced when you receive your kit. I 1) You must sign and return this "Terms and Conditions' document with your application/order form. 12) I have read and fully understand the terms and condtions of "The Breakfast Club." SIGNED____________________________ DATE________________ ******************************************************* "THE BREAKFAST CLUB" "CEREAL FOR LESS" ORDER FORM 7267 AIRPORT ROAD BATH PA 18014 FAX 610 837-1589 NAME:_________________________________________________ PHONE #_______________________________________________ STREET________________________________________________ CITY_____________________ STATE_______ ZIP____________ YOUR SS#__________________ (needed for ID#-cannot issue checks without it) SPONSORS NAME: Front Desk Marketing SPONSORS ID#: 11151 WE ACCEPT MONEY ORDERS ONLY OTHER FORMS OF PAYMENT WILL BE RETURNED PLEASE INDICATE QUANTITY OF BOOKS ORDERED BELOW. (please refer to rules and regulations.) REMIT AS FOLLOWS: QTY _____ NAME BRAND CEREAL COUPON BOOK(S) @$39.00 EACH (includes S&H & book registration fee) TOTAL AMOUNT OF MONEY OPDER $_________ IMPORTANT: MONEY ORDERS SHOULD BE MADE PAYABLE TO: THE BREAKFAST CLUB BRIEF LIST OF CEREAL BRANDS OFFERED: GENERAL MILLS, KELLOGG'S, POST, QUAKER OATS, AND RALSTON COMPLETE LISTS WILL BE INCLUDED WITH YOUR CERTIFICATE ORDER -------------------------------------------------------- REMEMBER 3 CERTIFICATE BOOKS ARE THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF BOOKS FROM WHICH YOU CAN BE ACTIVELY REDEEMING CERTIFICATES AT ANY ONE TIME. ------------------------------------------------------ THERE ARE 75 CEREALS TO CHOOSE FROM PLUS YOU MAY WRITE IN A SELECTION NOT LISTED AND THE REDEMPTION CENTER WILL TRY TO ACCOMODATE YOUR REQUEST. INCOME OPPORTUNITY OFFER REMINDER DON'T FORGET, TO SHARE THIS OPPORTUNITY WITH OTHERS AND RECEIVE AN ON-GOING INCOME FROM THEIR PURCHASES YOU MUST INCLUDE YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER ABOVE. PLEASE REMEMBER, WE ACCEPT MONEY ORDERS ONLY AND YOU MUST SEND IN BOTH FORMS: 1. ORDER FORM WITH YOUR $39.OO MONEY ORDER 2. A SIGNED TERMS AND CONDITIONS FORM MOST COMMONLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT "THE BREAKFAST CLUB" Q. How can anyone deliver breakfast Cereal to your door for this price? ($1.62) A. The cereal is merely a vehicle for advertising. With the cost of direct mail advertising skyrocketing, and the readerslip relatively low for what is considered by most to be junk mail, this method of lost leader marketing is extremely desirable. Because people are waiting for their cereal, and they will be looking for their next order blank, the readership of the piggy-back advertising in the box is very high. Due to this fact, advertisers are willing to pay handsomely for this type of direct mail program. Q. Is that why I can only use one coupon at a time, and must wait for my cereal to arrive before I can order again? A. Yes. The advertising would do little good for anyone, nor could the cost of the loss leader be amortized if too much of the advertisers material should go to the same address in too short a time. Q. Wasn't this program tried before, like around two years ago? What happened to it then? A- Yes, it was tied in late 1995 into early 1996. The firm that was behind the concept did not anticipate the overwhelming response which they received. Coupled with the fact that they did not have the advertising dollars in place that they represented, collapse was inevitable. Q. Why is it any different now? A. The Company that is running this campaign is fully aware of the importance of keeping up with the demand. So much so, in fact, they have already put the data processing in place to scan the coupons into the system instead of waiting until they are overwhelmed. Also, and more importantly, they have the contracts in place from many advertisers to offset the cost of delivering the cereal. In other words, they have enough advertising dollars to cover the cost of every delivery. Q. What about the network marketing part of this program? Does "The Breakfast Club" have control, or will there be competition? A- Not only does "'The Breakfast Club" have an exclusive network marketing contract, but we will be collaborating with The Majestic Group, owners of the cereal book, on future books. There is a very bright future ahead for our distributors. Q. Why is there no telephone customer service provided by "The Breakfast Club" for its distributors? A. It boils down to one word, COST! This is not a high ticket, and until other products are ready to offer to the distributor base, we must control the expense of operation. This is not a complicated business, and most questions can be answered by this document. However, we anticipate that there could be questions that we can not answer to a distributors satisfaction here, so we will answer questions either by fax, mail or on a live conference call which will be conducted one hour each day, Monday through Friday. The number and time for this call is at the end of this document. Q. The compensation plan is a 3 x 5 forced matrix with a "double matching bonus" feature. What is a double matching bonus and how does it work? A. Double matching bonus simply means that you match the matrix checks earned by the people whom you sponsor personally, and those who they sponsor as well. This, of course, depends on your reaching the criteria which determine whether or not you will earn matching and double matching bonus. Q. What is the criteria to earn matching and double matching bonus, and how does it fit into the marketing plan? A. The criteria for matching and double matching bonus is really very easy to understand, and not difficult to attain. In fact, the entire marketing plan is so simple you could explain it on a napkin in a restaurant. Here it is in a nutshell...... you sign up and purchase a coupon book for Name Brand Cereal. You personally sponsor 3 who do the same and you qualify for matching bonus. Fill your second level, a total of 9 more people, whether or not they are your personally sponsored, and you now qualify for double matching bonus. Just by signing up and making your first purchase of a coupon book for $39, you are entitled to a revenue share of $1 per level, for each of 5 levels of purchasers just like yourself A 3 x 5 matrix has the potential when full to hold 363 customers, which will pay $363. Now here is where the fun starts. For every person whom you personally sponsor into the program you will match every revenue share check which they are paid, provided that you sponsor a total of 2 distributors personally. That means that if they fill their matrix, you will earn an additional check of $363. Here is the best part! If your personally sponsored distributor goes out and sponsors any number of other people, providing you meet the criteria for double match, you will be paid a revenue share equal to whatever they are paid, even if it is 5, 10, 50 or 100 people. This means that you can make many times the value of a full matrix in this program by sponsoring only 1 person who goes out and sponsors ma! ny!! Do the math. Awesome! Q. When will checks be issued? A. We will caculate weekly, and pay revenue share weekly. The week will begin on Monday, and end on Friday. Checks will be cut and mailed by Wednesday every week. Q. Why is there a charge for issuing checks? A. Again the answer is COST. Because of the sheer number of checks which we anticipate sending out, we must make allowance for this expense. Remember, this is a low cost program with a relatively high revenue share potential. Consequently we will only send checks when they have calculated to be at least $12. After deducting the $2 check charge, we would be sending a net of $10. Also, since there will be a genealogy sent with every check, this charge will help cover it as well. Note: the charge will remain $2 as long as the genealogy is only one page. It will be an additional .50 for every page after the first. Q. Are we required to sign and send in the "Terms and Conditions" document? A. Yes, The terms and conditions of our program will be upheld, and it is important that you agree to them in writing or your application will not be accepted. Note: the newer application has a disclaimer which states that you have read and agree to the terms and conditions. This will allow someone to fax an application to a third party before they send in the actual signed document to the Company. Q. What about our identification number for sponsoring purposes? A. We will use your Social Security Number as your temporary ID# A new number will be issued to you and sent with your book. Our program can identify you either with your temporary number or your company issued number, so you can sponsor even before you actually receive your new number, LOOK FOR YOUR ID# ON YOUR ADDRESS LABEL AND ON YOUR WELCOME LETTER. 1) No applications will be accepted without the signed terms and conditions document, unless a new form is used and the disclaimer is signed. 2) No applications will be accepted if all the information is not present to allow proper entry into the computer system. Any applications received with incomplete information will be returned to sender. We are not mind readers nor are we omniscient. Also, applications which are illegible will be returned. We will not guess what is written on them. 3) Since there is no placement in this program there will be no orphan file created by placement problems. However, there could be occasions when someone sends in an application expecting their sponsor to do likewise, but he or she does not. We will hold the appplication for 5 business days, and if the sponsor application does not materialize, we will return the orphan application back to the sender. 4) Another situation which could sometimes happen is mail being lost. Here again, if the sponsor application does not arrive within 5 business days, we will be forced to return the orphan application. 5) We will always attempt to answer all questions in a timely and diligent fashion. However, we anticipate rapid growth and understand that there will be times when we cannot. We encourage you to get on the conference calls, or turn to your upline whenever you need information that you carmot get from the Company. 6) We will absolutely not tolerate any misrepresentation of our products or our program from any distributor. This will be grounds for immediate termination and loss of any revenue share. 7) Whenever we are about to release a new product into the matrix, we will notify everyone at least a month before. This notification will be as an announcement in your check envelope, with your cereal delivery, or as a fax on demand document. 8) Revenue share will only be paid on a product if you yourself own it. In other words, as we release different products into the matrix, if you do not own that product, you will not earn revenue share on it from downfine purchases. Remember, it is not a requirement to own all our products, but it will be your decision as to whether or not you wish to earn additional revenue share based on the new products, 9) You may note that on your genealogy reports, persons whom you sponsored yourself may show up as being sponsored by someone else. That is not a mistake in the program! In order for the computer to place people in the matrix, it must assign sponsorship. This does not take sponsorship away from you, but is merely the way in which the computer builds the matrix. When this occurs, you now become the enroller, which keeps the credit for personal sponsorship with you, where it belongs. GOOD LUCK AND SEE YOU AT THE TOP! [View Less]

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