December 2003 - cypherpunks-legacy

Re: There ARE NO Coincidences...
by StanSqncrs＠aol.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

In a message dated 7/18/98 3:56:56 AM Central Daylight Time, lreed(a)west.cscwc.pima.edu writes: << It's no coincidence, Stan...we've been keeping an eye on you. >> That's why I suggest listening to I Robot by Alan Parson's Project. Stan

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Scanning the DES Cracker
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

>From the EFF Web site: "Cracking DES" has been published only in print because US export controls on encryption make it a crime to publish such information on the Internet, but the book is designed to be easy to scan into computers. John Gilmore has written that he is unable to provide the digitized text of the book sitting on his desk due to export controls, and that Chapter 4 of the book explains what EFF expects to happen. EFF will link to an offshore URL as soon as the volume has been scanned and posted. We'll commence scanning the book as soon as it arrives here next week and will provide the exportable parts to those working on the US-forbidden.

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Oi!
by Dumitru Tudor 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

We grew up with anger and violence... Is it a smart thing to use those things that destroyed our lives and planet to get what's right? I would really wanna hear what you think it's right. Lots of @narchy from, Pukie My E-mail:pukie@d3tudor.demon.nl

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VERY IMPORTANT !!!
by cwci＠d-int.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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The members of this organization are amassing hundreds of millions of dollars in the currency market using a very LEGAL method which has NEVER been divulged to the general public. While their purpose is not yet known, their presence has most certainly been felt". NBC Nightly News: "Members of the World Currency Cartel organization, ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' who always keep Low Profile of themselves, are some of the most powerful and wealthiest people in this hemisphere". More Excerpts later, but first let us give you this "Important Announcement": ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` We are glad to announce that for the very first time, the World Currency Cartel organization will instruct a LIMITED number of people worldwide on HOW TO CONVERT $25 INTO ONE HUNDRED OF LEGAL CURRENCY. 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For as long as the global financial community continues to use different curr- encies with varying exchange rate, this "SECRET FLAW" will exist. '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' As we have said earlier, we will do the first transaction for you and will also show you exactly how to do this on your own over and over again. The amount of exchange you would do each time is entirely up to you. Working just 2 to 10 hours a week, you can soon join the list of Millionaires who do this on a daily basis several times a day. The transaction is so simple that even a high school kid can do it! We at the World Currency Cartel organization would like to see a uniform global currency backed by Gold. But, until then, we will allow a LIMITED number of individuals worldwide to share in the Unlimited Profits provided for by the world currency differentials. We will espouse no more political views nor will we ask you to do so. We can say however, that our parent organization Diamond International benefits greatly by the knowledge being shared as we ourselves alongwith YOU benefit likewise. Your main concern surely will be, how you will benefit. As soon as you become a member, you can start making transanctions from your home, office, by telephone or through the mail and even while travelling. As said earlier, we will do the first transanction for you and will show you exactly how to do this on your own over and over again. No one can stop you from earning hundreds of thousands and even millions of dollars each year for as long as this "SECRET FLAW" exists. 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NO EXCEPTIONS and no more e-mail enquiries please! Upon becoming a member, you promise to keep all infos CONFIDENTIAL. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Should you choose to cancell your membership for any reason, you must return all documents for a refund within 60 days. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IMPORTANT: ***************** 1.....Write your name & mailing address VERY CLEARLY on paper 2..... Below your address, please write your E-mail address (Optional) 3..... At the top Left Hand corner, write the word "New Member" 4..... Attach a CHECK or M.O. for $35 plus $3 for postage & shipping (TOTAL = US$ 38.00) 5..... Please make the Check/M.O. payable to "Diamond Int." and mail to: DIAMOND INTERNATIONAL 9903 SANTA MONICA BLVD; SUITE # 405 BEVERLY HILLS, CA 90212. U.S.A. ( Outside U.S.A. Must add US$10 EXTRA for shipping). US$ FUNDS ONLY! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here are some more Editorial Excerpts: Wall Street : "A discreet group of Americans, operating under the guise of World Currency Cartel have recently begun making rumbles in the world finance market. While at this time, their game is not completely known, they certainly be watched by those making major moves in the currency contracts". Financial Week : "Watch them, monitor them, extract their knowledge and try to become one of them. That is the soundest financial advice we could give to someone". National Business Weekly : "While this reporter has been left in the cold as to its method of operation, we have been able to confirm that World Currency Cartel and its members are literally amassing a great furtune overnight". $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ E N D $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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Request To Submit A URL!
by GayWeb.Net 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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17 Dec '03

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by Friend＠nubiankg.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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The statistics show that for every 100 responses you receive from your ads, and you mail THIS SALES LETTER, you will sell five to ten reports making you $250.00 to $500.00 (US). Your ad responses will vary depending on the place you advertise and the circulation of the publication. The more ads you run or the more emails you send out the more time you will need to devote to your Home Based Business. Q. Just how much money will I need to start my home based business? A. $50.00! Yeah I know - You're thinking you will need money for ads and mailing. Well - I've had people start with $50.00 (U.S) and make ten copies of the report and sold them to their associates and friends giving them $500.00(US). That gave them enough money to start running ads and to buy stamps. In looking at all the money making opportunities offered in the world today I really don't think you can get started for any less than $50.00 and have a BETTER LEGITIMATE money-making opportunity than the one offered in Report# 5599! Q. If I have additional questions who will answer them for me? A. I will or the parent company will! No package of information, no matter how complete, can possibly answer every question that may come up. I do not want you to lose money seeking out the answers. I want you to succeed! You will receive a phone number in Report# 5599 where you can either reach me or someone from the parent company for any question or help you need! ______________________________________________________________________ Here's a valuable bonus for ordering within 5 days....Your's absolutely FREE!! ______________________________________________________________________ I have persuaded the parent company - Offshore Financial Services, Ltd. - to give you their OFS Offshore Business Journal - Volume I - FREE OF CHARGE - as a bonus for ordering Report# 5599 within 5 days of receiving this email. You will receive the Journal when you send in your "Certificate of Registration" found in the report. The information in this Journal is priceless and can NOT be found anywhere but RIGHT HERE!! Here's a sample of that information: Bonus #1 OFS's Offshore Business Journal >Your IRS returns are suppose to be private - Not so! > Funds through on-line computer services! > Raising capital without borrowing from the bank! > How to get medicines before they're approved by the FDA! > Airlines will handle your baggage with special care if you know the secret! > You can borrow money from your IRA. Just don't call it a loan > How to get free subscriptions to over 60 magazines! > Establish AAA credit in 30 days! > Why Americans are mad as hell! > Sources for quick cash loans. Bonus #2 Report #5599 Support Package. > How to reach over 73,000,000 people for as little as 7 cents per word! > How to set up voice mail and never talk to anyone who responds to your ads. > To use or not to use a mailing list? > How to receive free names to mail to. > How to mail your postcards & sales flyers "First Class" for a low as 12 cents each- includes printing! > How to collect $5 from people who want to receive this sales letter! Bonus #3 Bulk-Emailer's Dream Package. By ordering within the next 5 days, you will also receive a floppy disk packed full of online marketing tips from two of the nation's top electronic marketers. I have previously offered this disk for $79.95, but by purchasing Report #5599 through this special offer within the next 5 days, it will be yours for FREE!! I will also include another floppy disk with over 150 Hot Money Making reports that you can sell together or individually! Bulk-email has been proven to be the most effective way to market on the internet. By ordering within the next 5 days; I will include a program that collects names from aol chat rooms at a maximum rate of over 10,000 per Hour!! You will receive high response rates marketing to these fresh names that you have collected yourself. Now all you will need is a bulk-email program, you will receive a link where you can download a free fully working demonstration bulk- email program that will allow you to begin earning profits the day you receive my package. You will not need to be concerned with losing your ISP because I will show you exactly how to send hundreds of thousands of emails per day while cloaking your ISP's mail server and your identity at the same time!! STOP THE PRESSES!!, I'm not finished giving away Free Extras yet! I have just learned of a Brand New ISP that is offering FREE ACCESS!!! That's right TOTALLY FREE unlimited internet access!! If your Order is received via Fax within the next 24HRS I will tell you how to sign up for this free service which is a $240/yr value ORDER NOW!! With all that I will be providing you, your success is guaranteed. You will not receive this offer again; by ordering Report #5599 within the next 5 days all of the above information will be yours for a measly US$50.00. ORDER TODAY!! Why am I giving away so much for so little? Good question... It is my personal belief that any responsible hardworking person can achieve financial security given the proper opportunity and information.. The Rich have kept opportunities and information to themselves that would allow anyone of us to achieve unparalleled success easily. That is why I am giving away a solid product, plus all the information needed to successfully sell that product, for only US$50.00 to anyone with enough interest and patience to read this letter. Sincerely, YOUR SPONSOR OFS Independent Associate RISK FREE GUARANTEE If you are not completely satisfied after reading Report #5599 and its Support Package simply return them both within 120 Days for a full refund. No questions asked. You keep the floppy disks, Business Journal and Dream Package. You have NOTHING to risk and a FORTUNE to make. Here's your RISK FREE opportunity to change your financial situation forever!! {cut}========================================================== Special Report #5599 Order Form ___ Please rush me a copy of OFS's Offshore Special Report# 5599 and all Bonuses. I understand I have Full Reprint Rights and can sell Report# 5599 for $50.00 (U.S.) Keeping ALL THE MONEY! ___ I have enclosed a CHECK /MONEY ORDER for $50.00 Please mail the report to (PLEASE PRINT CLEARLY) Your Name: _______________________________________________________________ Address: __________________________________________________________________ City: ______________________________________________________________________ State: ______ Zip: ________________ Phone: (___) ______-___________ Fax: (___) ______-___________ Email Address ___________________________ Mail This form & The check or money order for US$50.00 to the Address below: Dynamic Communications P.O. Box 373-356 Decatur, GA 30037-3356 Fax: (770) 234-4241 Phone: (404) 274-8669 Or, if you prefer, you may also pay by faxing your credit card information or copy of your check to the number above along with the information requested on the order form. Please Note: If ordering by credit card be sure to include card type, number and expiration date. After dialing you will be prompted to press 2 for fax. Sorry, Report #5599 is too big for us to email it to you, we will send it Priority Mail within 24 hrs of receipt of your order.

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I had sex with Bigfoot/Married to the slob
by STUFFED/EUREKA! 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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No Subject
by Life.Without.Debt 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Re: `Vulis terminator' full of crap (Re: net.cop revs up again)
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

This is fact, not the media kind: I've tried to reach Dimitri by phone a few times since Termination, indeed Mr. T. helped me find a working number (forwarded to his own). A lady sounding like Guy there took my name, number and request for DM to call. But he hasn't. He just keeps posting as Guy, as Tim, as Nuri, muliple Adams, Johns, Jims, Peters, anons, and so on, each of the imposters posing as others. Remember this fact, Tim/Dimitri were in cahoots to nuke the legacy toaderpunks from day one, pretending to be halves of evil twins. (Note the overlapping name spelling.) Still, shifting back to media, the five of us in Manhattan -- Perry, Dimitri, Guy, Duncan (Ray's in Brooklyn -- hundreds more don't openly affinity) hate each other's guts with infinite passion as is the duty of citizens competing for dole here, especially since 20 millions of us are on the dole, thank you Mr. Roosevelt for legalizing taxing/extoriting/wall streeting the rest of the globe beyond the Hudson and Fire Island, from itzy-ritzy bankers to scum of the media sapoid. Primarily, though, our full-time role is to hide from each other and the vengeful planet, have our machines say things like, speak to my agent, my lawyer, my mate, then flip a switch to the voice of the referent saying things like, he's not in, he's traveling, he's away, his son's just been killed skiing, he'll get back, cackle like Freddie. Shifting back to fact: Dimitri's lady who took my name was: Dimitri, Guy, Perry, Duncan, Ray, any of Dimitri's manifold enemies and friends, any of you. Who knows who's here? Nothing I've seen proves cypherpunks exists: I've seen Ray twice and he wasn't the same. I've seen Duncan twice and he wasn't the same. Neither recognized me either. We've all introduced ourselves to Jim Kallstrom as one another, and did the same to several of Kallstrom's stand-ins. Mark this: "Perry Metzger" for certain is non-existent, it's only a mail drop, a chalk mark, a can by the road, a highly paid fictional security scam: Pay or plonk. Cooped cops and holed-up criminals do, up the kazoo. I say for a fact the crypto/cypherpunk/cops/spooks game's one bird doing a solo dance. Who that bird is, works for, remains to be reported reliably: an impossibility by definition. 100 to 1 it's a rogue bot, buried in a bridge caisson, powered by tidal flow or planetary rotation, unstoppable until earth freezes, burns or implodes to infinite deception. Dimitri was not terminated, can't be, he never was, like the rest of us highly classified phantasms. Adam Back got the story right, he's exchanging messages with a bot mirroring his inner evil, call that Tim, call it Dimitri, he'll call back as the One True Terminator you don't want to meet, ever, but will.

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Re: ZDTV and CNN coverage of DES Cracker
by John D. Hays 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

>Date: Sat, 18 Jul 1998 22:06:31 -0400 >To: John Gilmore <gnu(a)toad.com> >From: "John D. Hays" <@> >Subject: Re: ZDTV and CNN coverage of DES Cracker >In-Reply-To: <199807180011.RAA02044(a)toad.com> > >At 05:11 PM 7/17/98 -0700, you wrote: >>ZDTV will have me on the 8PM news tonight, and Barry Steinhardt on >>their "Silicon Spin" program today. >> >>CNN took pictures earlier today, I don't know when they'll use them. >> > > Congratulations to you and the EFF. I caught some of Silicon Spin. Everyone seemed to agree that DES was weak and the government is going about things all wrong. But CNN doesn't get it. > >To paraphrase: >"A popular method of scrambling data was dealt a blow today... by a specially built cracking machine... a BANKER was quoted as admonishing these efforts as reckless for it will only benefit _criminals_." > > I don't remember it verbatim but I remember the impression I got from CNN. Now, this was only a news brief, not a report or a panel, but it illustrates the ignorance (or bias) of big media. > > They never said "encryption". Instead referring to it as "method of scrambling data". Encryption is a geeky Big Word that CNN thinks normal people won't know. They completely ignored the social and political implications of cracking DES. Using encryption to secure your correspondence, for authentication, or to protect Freedom and Liberty are geeky Big Concepts that CNN thinks normal people won't understand. > > Now I don't expect an in-depth report on a complex issue in thirty seconds. But to completely ignore the real issues and give us a half assed uncited falsehood? Did anyone see any good coverage of the DES crack on CNN, ABC, NBC or any other big corporate news program? > >

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by kryz 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Leftist Nutly News - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Leftist Nutly News - SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! __________________________________________________ The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have a major, major problem on their hands. They finally got their man, and now have absofuckinglutely no idea what to do with HimOrHer. Well...*two* major problems, actually. They've started believing their own press--a deadly step which leads down a long, torturous path of, in this case, mutually assured nuclear individual and group self-destruction. Uuhhh...make that 'two-and-a-half' major problems. (I forgot to 'carry the two,' realized that things didn't quite add up in the reader's mind, and realized that there is a natural-born corollary to the mathematically logical theorem I have proposed above, which I shall henceforth erudite to you.) [EditBore's (Left) Nut: The AuthWhore, ALegendInHisOwnSlime as a result of his earthly eruditions and epistles on everything under the sun (not to mention the son) as a result of his rather questionable contributions to the Bienfait Nutly News and The True Story of the InterNet manuscripts, also happens to be, by an amazing stroke of coincidence noted by Stan SequinWearer recently, a MathematicalLegendInHisOwnMind as the result of imagining that she is a respected member of an internationally recognized elit/e/ist group of renowned mathematical military genius members of a ThreeNumberedAgencyToBeDividedLater which is uncommonly known as the CypherPunks Distributed Nuts. In all modesty (since I am writing this myself, only as if in the third person--an old writer's trick...), the Arthur is indeed one of the formost authorities of our era on the 'New Age Math,' which is an Einsteinian Fusion of LogicAndReason with a BeerSteinIan QuantumLeap beyond any semblance of normal propriety and/or common-sense, in which one's traditional mathematical results on the BlackBoard are combined with a psychic reading of the results of mixing last night's pizza with a morning half-finished-stale-beer-with-a-butt-in-it, now residing in the WhitePorcelainBowl, in order to be able to offer firm proof to the President's Commission On Propping Up A Decaying American Educational System that the FoolsOn TheHill can safely legislate the value of Pi to be 3.0, in order to avoid discrimination against the Mathematically Challenged, without adversely affecting <everybody put your hand over your heart, and start singing, "God Bless America"> "NATIONAL SECURIT" <flags fly, drums roll, citizens being prodded in the back with bayonettes cheer>, since all circles, save one, can be forced back into the shape that the Judo/ Christian God of Moses, Abraham, and Lot's wife, had intended for them, by a conscientiously applied plan of good oral hygene and the abandonment of any further pretense of paying the slightest bit of attention to the HumanRightsWhichBelong ToEveryIndividualOnTheFaceOfTheEarthAsANaturalBirthrightAnd NotAsAResultOfBeingAllegedlyBESTOWEDUPONTHEMByWordsWritten OnAPieceOfParchment. The Author, in HisOrHer latest work, "What Value of Pie Does A 500 Pound Gorilla Get For Breakfast?"--free to the first three million subscribers to this weekend's InterNet Pay Per View MultiMedia Extravaganza, where HeOrShe masturbates, for the first time, at the age of 93, for a virtually live audience of sicko's and perverts--explains that many of the underprivileged youth of today have pawned their calculators to buy crack-pipes, and their only education in mathematical sciences has come from their attorney's attempts to explain 'five to ten' to them.] Like I was saying, before I was so *rudely* interrupted... The second half of the second problem is that, not only are the RCMP in mortal danger of believing their own press, but they also face the even more mortal danger (A coward dies a thousand deaths--but more on *that* later...) of the reverse parallax corollary of their ArchieEnemy, the Bienfait Nutly Noose, being found believable, despite the OneManFullCourtPress's constant claims of conniving, conspiratorial lunacy fed by a wide variety of widely recognized atmospheric brainwave disturbances which are caused by such things as solar flare-ups, moon phases, and astroids approaching the earth with space ships hiding behind them (so it was a comet...so sue me!), resulting in HeOrShe having to fill in the parts of the MessagesFromMars that were not entirely legible due to the Voices screaming inside HisOrHer head. In short, the poor dumb bastards who bought into the Dudley DoRight Mythology (TM), only to find themselves becoming trained animals in a MusicalRide that embodied one Horse'sAss sitting atop another one and going in circles where the Music had no Magic... Well, let's just say that, somewhere deep inside, the poor buggers recognize that, no matter how many of them there are, or how many guns they acquire (while hiding the citizen's guns under a Rock), being trained to obey, instead of think, may prove to be their ultimate undoing. What I am getting at, here, is that there is undoubtedly not a single member of the RoyalHorseHumpers who has crossed my path in the last half-decade who has not taken one look at me and instinctively realized that I needed to be put down like a filthy dog, despite the admonishons of their superiors that the all-important Image (TM) must be maintained, for appearances sake. Now...it is too late. A member of a Canadian mainstream community cult known as the Estevanites, Brad Parker (no relation to himself), once replied, upon being asked his name by a member the Royal HorseHumpers, "Fuck ou! My name is Fuck ou!" Being, at the time, your AverageCanadianWhiteBoyPussy, it took me years to realize that, far from being a beligerant, ignorant fool, too stupid to forsee the consequences of his actions, Brad had astutely assessed the situation which he found himself in, and realized that being taken to jail, instead of being severly beaten and left lying in a back alley, was the superior option only when one did not have a friend who had promised to meet him at home with a case of beer after the bars closed. He made the right choice... {Let's have a big, big round of applause for broken, bleeding Brad, an inspiration to *serious* drinkers everywhere, who are not only in it for the pissing away of their money and the lack of glory (or even respect, for that matter).} Well, to make a long story even incredibly longer, the LittleFucker that the RCMP, Canadian Customs and Immigration and the Canadian Justice System threatened to ButtHole (TM) at the tender age of five ("If it threatens the life of a single child..."), finally wised-up, and became <trumpets blare, Royal Canadian Mounties bend over and prepare to bleed> the BigFuckou! {Change the name on my warrants, boys and girls, because I have my Johnson so far up your butts that I'm going to be able to tell you *how* I fucked you and *why* I fucked you, and there's not a Dogammed thing you can do about it.} Details? ou want *details*? Gee, gang, I'm a little thirsty, and I think I'll take a break, have a couple of beers and relax. Having had the Government's Richard up my butt for a half-century, I don't think there's any big rush for me to get my nut, now that it's *my* turn... [ Important Announcement For Law Enforcement Agencies: "James Bell polls for *you*..." ]

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Tit's a victory: Twany Peaks not a boob basher/White House zombie sex
by STUFFED/EUREKA! 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Welcome to today's issue of Stuffed. To read it you should click on the URL below. If it is not made clickable by your email program you will need to use your mouse to highlight the line, copy it and then paste it into your browser (then press Return). http://stuffed.net/98/7/19/ If you have an email program that can display web pages you will find today's front cover should have already been disp- layed and can be clicked on to take you straight to Stuffed. This email is never sent unsolicited. Stuffed is the supplement for the Eureka newsletter you subscribed to. Full instructions on unsubscribing are in every issue of Eureka!

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send me the book
by JackeI466＠aol.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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IDEA chip evaluation?
by David Honig 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Anyone actually received the IDEA chip eval board from ASCOM? How long does this take? honig(a)alum.mit.edu Speech is not protected simply because we write it in a language Federal Judge Gwin on the Bernstein case

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magic codes
by Rahsaan Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

looking for magic codes for cellphones know of any please send

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Ames Performance Engineering: Catalog
by customerservice＠amesperf.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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17 Dec '03

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BackDoors - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

I've Got BackDoors Coming Out My AssHole! - SAHMD!!! ____________________________________________________ I am not a sick, degenerate asshole who likes to beat up people in wheelchairs, although I have been known to kick the ass of a one-armed man, given the fact that he may well be the guy who murdered Richard Kimble's wife... Thus, I feel it incumbent upon myself to give an honest account of my life of crime, so that the Law Enfarcement Offals and Persecuting Attorneys who have, so far failed miserably over the years in bringing me to Officially Recognized Justice (TM), will have a fighting chance of throwing my sorry ass in a dark hole until Hell freezes over, by portraying me as the sorry, pathetic, psychotic, monstrous, criminal, scum-bag piece of shit that I am, in Reality (TM). First, however, I would like to insert an totally upaid advertisement for the DigitalRainbowRevolutionaryFamily gathering at the Plaza Hotel in Lost Wages at the end of July (I think). It's some kind of hacker's conference (I think), and they have a Spot The Narc (or somesuch) contest (I think) during the conference. I have all the details on a faded copy of an email to the CypherPunks list that I printed out, but all of my valueable research material is currently fused together, due to it being hastily thrown into the back of my truck, and then rained on, during my Fright From Fleedom Japanese Toulist Tlap that was inspired by my receiving indications that the abundant overgrowth that Government Authorities intended to mow down was not, as I had thought, in my back yard, but on my butt. [WAS: Stick Around, Pal, And our Ass Is Grass!] Anyway, despite the fact that I cannot even remember the proper name or date of the conference (although I have no problem remembering the name of the Plaza Hotel, since it is the home of the Penny Slot Machines which enable one to gamble feverishly for hours with the loose change they have scraped off the floor of their vehicle, after having lost all the money they got by pawning their grandmother's wedding ring), I have made arrangements, during my recent Soft Kmart Tour Of America, to have the winner of the conference's Spot The Snark contest awarded a highly polished and fully functional BackDoor into the Royal Canadian Mounted Police computer system. The award, to be presented by the Offical Mascot of the Spot The Snark contest, "Spot, the Snipe," unfortunately does not have the immense value that one might think, since it has been devalued by the recent proliferation of a large number of BackDoors into Canadian Government computer systems. Nonetheless, it will undoubtedly be the source of countless hours of entertainment for the lucky winner. The award to be presented in Lost Wages has officially been named the 'Jim Bell InterNetional Back Door Revenge Scholarship To The School Of Hard Knocks Cafe." It is an Army of Dog Scholarship meant to impress on the Controllers that PayBack, like Oppression, has now entered the Global Information Monitoring Age, and that the New Secret Squirrel Disorder is alive and well in ButtFuck, Canada. { If you can't fuck the one that fucked you, fuck someone that fucked someone else, and vice-versa, ad infinituum.} In short, any ShortLimpDickedPrick in ButtFuck, Canada, can no longer be certain that HisOrHer violation of both the laws of the land and the laws of human decency will go unpunished, or that the Anonymous Avenger will not be an entity totally unknown to them, from a distant place such as Seattle, with little known connection to the time and place of a monstrous crime against Monstrous Oppressors. And, on the other hand (which has warts), when strange things begin to happen in the Seattle Court computer system, strangely connected to the StrangeButTrue! persecrotchion of a StrangeBedFellow of the Author, James C. "The 'C' Stands For Dalton" Bell, the only thing that Sharon can guarantee in Stone, is that the obvious suspects at ASIX, the adopted parents of the Author's SparCard II, have absolutely nothing to do with the eerie laugh of Vincent 'Cate' Price echoing through their system, since the Army of Dog doesn't shit in it's own back yard (although it sometimes pees in its kitchen sink, when the oung is occupied). In honor of the Royal Rogers Stuffed & Mounted Police currently celebrating their 150th birthday, I recently decided to present them with the ultimate gift. Realizing that I was far from alone in my position of never being convicted of something I was actually guilty of (we may not be guilty of breaking the law, but we are all guilty of *something*--that's in the Bible, I think), I came to the conclusion that the perfect birthday present to the RCMP, on the occasion of being awarded their 150th consecutive 'Fascist Oppressor With The Best Public Image Award,' would be to hand them my head on a silver platter, enabling them to convict me on a charge of which I am completely innocent (from a technical, legal standpoint), and provide them with all of the information necessary to ensure my Public Labelization (I won a game of Scrabble with that word, once) as an Officially Recognized Monster, as seen on 'Cops,' '60 Minutes,' 'Canada's Least Wanted,' and 'World's Slowest Police Chases: The Return Of Beyond The Valley Of The Planet Of Al Cowling.' I had originally intended for my gift to the RCMP to be a professional, polished MultiMedia Entertainment Special, but, since the thieving fucks stole my Toshiba Tecra in order to attempt to shut me the fuck up, I am forced to hoist myself on my own petard in a strictly ASCII computer environment (without a spell checker or thesaurus, so there is little likelihood of my being able to discover, through inference, what a petard actually is, or whether I have spelled it ccoorreeccttllyy). Accordingly, the passages of the following chapters which will describe in perverse, grotesque and disgusting detail the nature of my crimes against sexual normality, will *not* be accompanied with graphic, color illustrations, leaving the reader to use their own imagination, or to pay $ .01 per minute by dialing 1-800-EAT-T0T0, to hear a heavy-breathing tape-loop which provides excellent background stimulation for the sexual imagination, as long as you can ignore the fact that it is the tape of the Author, a sex-pack a day chain-smoker, climbing a single flight of stairs. In the following chapter, the Author, still suffering under the delusion that someone, somewhere, is reading this tripe (besides college students attempting to gain extra credits in a summer session psycho-ology class titled, "An Analysis Of The Results Of Extensive Brain Damage Caused By MKULTA Experiments On The Half-Unwitting Author--Current Technology Cannot Detect Any Difference"), provides complete details of HisOrHer first annual major drug-deal, just as Canadian Authorities always suspected, but could never prove. Smoke 'em if you got 'em... [ou may leave a message for the Author, at the sound of the Bong.]

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Fwd: GENDEX.NET TO REORGANIZE CIVILIZATION rev. 18
by gendexer＠technologist.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

INTRODUCTION > > First there were pocket calculators, then personal memory > organizers (PMO's), and next fully operating computers the size of a > personal check book. > Now the latest device to join the personal electronic evolution > is a palm sized unit that fits easily in a shirt or purse pocket and > is unlike anything you've seen before. Called a GENDEX, it not only > keeps track of people data and personal appointments, it can also > track personal or business expenses and serve as a depository > and dispensary for real time monetary transactions over the Internet. > And for those with email, just have it forwarded directly to your > GENDEX. > What strikes you first about the GENDEX is its size - just > seven inches by 3.5" and 3/8" deep - small enough to be carried almost > anywhere - like an "electronic wallet". The second thing that you > notice is its unusual keyboard - again, unlike anything else you've > ever seen or used. > At first, the keyboard seems strange and undecipherable - > instead of the usual QWERTY layout in rows, the keys are arranged in a > circle on the small, one-finger keyboard, with the most common letters > in the inner circle. It's strange until you begin to use it. As you > catch on to the pattern, you begin to see the benefit of the > one-handed, one-finger layout, and most people quickly attain fairly > high data entry rates with very little practice. > But it's not only this unusual keyboard that make the GENDEX > different - and useful. Its the fact that the GENDEX can store, > receive, and transmit financial data and monetary units over any > financial network, including secure radio and Internet transmissions. > Imagine being anywhere, buying or selling anything, and being able to > complete the transaction with you hand-held personal bank. (In the > future, it will even include a bar code reader to scan in any item or > price!) > The GENDEX has been designed with the computer illiterate in > mind. The keypad is simple looking with a minimum of entry keys, and > every action and transaction is prompted for the next step. Just > "follow the bouncing ball" and it steps you through anything you want > to do with a minimum of learning time. > It's also designed to be used in any weather, dropped, sat on, > stepped on, etc. The unique patentable self locking case is > waterproof, shock proof, breakproof and, most importantly, idiot > proof...instead of reaching for your wallet, in the future, many > thousands of people will be reaching for their GENDEX. Programmed in > JAVA with user replaceable chip sets, the GENDEX is easily upgradable > as new features and uses come out. > The universally-usable GENDEX Java software will hopefully be > available by the year's end. Until then, you'll just have to stay with > using old fashioned credit cards, hand written checks, and nearly > obsolete cash and currency. To check out a live demonstration of the > GENDEX and its functions, visit the GENDEX website at http://gendex.net. > > > ORGANIZER LOGIC REACHES UNDENIABLY EASY TO USE STATE > > Gendex organizer logic is now the most idiotproof and clearly easy > to understand organizer logic in the world. Thanks to the efforts of > an entrepreneurial team, a logical prototype has been crafted in the > Java programming language and is open for testing at > http://gendex.net. This was finally accomplished after many years of > logic design by some clearly ingenious persons. > This new logic works with the seventeen key input and > classification system developed by DEXCOM over numerous iterations. > There are 4 main memory keys, 7 system keys, 4 arrow keys that move > the cursor or scroll the display, and YES & NO keys. Each of the main > memory keys opens with a table containing all the main functions you > can do in that division of the memory organizer. Each of the > functions, when selected, opens into a list of variations. These are > called TABLES, and there are four, AGENDA, PEOPLE, MONEY and NOTES. > Ease-of-use comes from consistent application of ENTRY, INDEX and > FIND system keys. HELP is ready to pop-up at any time to give the user > easy to understand directions and options. > By keying SYSTEM, Utilities like e-mail in/out, secure-unviolatable > memory storage upload, communications carrier select, edit > scratchpads, output port control, e-bank selection, proper > calculators, smart power monitors, thesaurus/dictionary, and language > translation are accessible within any memory function. > The demonstration on the website can be played with manually using > the selecting device and keying functional buttons. Soon a new control > panel will be added, so that the demonstration can be played > automatically by pressing the purposefully direct logic sequence keys. > The automatic links shall have a > player piano effect - eventually more than 111 functional logic > strings so that even the passive websurfer can instruct himself about > many things this unit does. > The logical prototype works in newest browsers, and there is a > download assist button on the website to bring the latest browser into > your own computer. > What is happening now in DEXCOM is a team of five time-investing > engineers are working toward completing a logical prototype. That is > leading to completion of a working software product. > The next step for the company will be to license the Gendex logic > system for use to the makers of the many hard-to-use and complicated > handheld and PDA systems already in user's hands. The first company > product is a software disk that adds the friendly usable gendex > functions to products like the H-P 620 handheld. > > > Interested Parties: > > DEXCOM USA Inc. is introducing its ultimate electronic personal memory > organizer (Gendex EPMO). Gendex keeps track of Agenda, Money, People > and Notes, and more. Gendex is the perfect vehicle for financial > networks sending money via secure data radio, and over the internet. > Gendex software will be available for purchase. It has all the > easy-to-use logical prompts, and on-line real-time help functions to > assist in all > forms of transactions and memory recording. No other product in the > market has all the ease of use and understandability built into it > that Gendex does. This is the breakthru. Nearly all the others are > expert systems requiring extensive training to use all functions. > Gendex hardware will be available before the year 2000. It is > waterproof, breakproof, and pocket sized. Its multichip module design > will be widely licensed for lowest cost to the consumer. The company > will brand name its own highest quality unit, and grade and distribute > components made by world class manufacturers working under our > lisences. Our designs utilize the latest technologies that can be made > accessible to mass markets. > On the website is a fully animated gendex shell opening; it also now > working logical prototype. > Price per privately issued share of DEXCOM USA Inc. stock just > quadrupled to $4, and is approaching IPO, with the potential for an > eight way stock split. > > > GENDEX.NET TO REORGANIZE CIVILIZATION > > NEVER BE LATE > The advanced timekeeping and AGENDA scheduling functions that make it > possible to schedule and remember one-time events, recurring events, > and even place events in someone else's schedule (if they don't > prevent you from doing so). This will eliminate a lot of potential > embarassment to those who may forget about where they said they would > be. > > TELEPHONES > Thanks to internet telephony, and the presence of speaker & microphone > on the unit, and headsets for the pocketsized gendex, both cellular > phones and home phones, and their networks, will have a lot less to > do. This is because internet telephony is practically free, even for > long distance calls. > > PAPER MONEY > The hazards and time consuming processes of making change will be > replaced with the ease of sending money optically to smart cash > registers and vending machines, parking meters etc., with optical > interfaces to money registrars with radio outputs. (Of course, 'users' > are subject to national banking laws.) > > ELECTRONIC FUNDS TRANSFER > People will be able to receive and pay bills, and send each other > money over secure data networks. Gendex has all necessary logic to > set-up and actualize transactions. > > CREDIT CARDS > Credit organizations will become E-BANKs using Gendex hardware and > software, because it cuts costs. Until then, Gendex hardware has the > power to directly write money to mag stripe cards. Ultimately, > Gendex.net will send a lot of plastic to the scrap heap. > > RIDECALL > Eliminates superfluous automobiles by providing people you like (based > on lifestyle) with rides to where they need to go, as you make money. > This is coordinated by Gendex.net. Meet new friends, too. > > MONITORING THE HONESTY OF YOUR LOCAL BANK > Those who maintaing their files in CONVENTIONAL BANK ACCOUNTS > MANAGEMENT will be able to keep track of interest they should be > paying you, ATM costs, other banking costs and penalties to monitor > accuracy of your local bank. > > TRADING AND SELLING OVER THE NET > Every kind of service or material goods will eventually be listed in > the Bought,Buy,Sell&Trade INDEX. Gendex logic will enable everybody to > sell or trade their goods and services, through Indexers who are > already specialists in their respective fields. These Indexers do not > work for gendex.net, rather they remain independant, while gendex.net > takes a very small commission each time electronic banks transfer money. > > FORMATS > Prompted data entry of frequently repeated questions, coupled with > radio access to remote data bases will eliminate clipboards and paper > forms used in all repetitive data entry used in professional purposes. > Gendex.net will create a library of tens of thousands of different > formats for use by government, industry, military, courts, medical, > and professionals in every walk of life. And these can be sent by > radio to the Thousands of typists working in data entry jobs will need > to find something else to do. > > TAX DEDUCTIONS > Every taxpayer who can write off business expenses will never lose > expense records, and find many advantages with Gendex' advanced > recording capabilities. > > PHARMACY.NET > Gendex prompted data entry and secure verification will eliminate the > problem of reading doctor's cryptic handwriting. From NOTES, doctors > specify treatments. A pharmacist in a van will come driving up to your > house to serve the prescription rendered by doctors. > > MEDICAL HISTORY > Whatever ails you, and when, and how, can be recorded so that after > you're dead, and they do the autopsy, they will have something to go on. > > TELEVISION INTERNET REMOTE CONTROL > Gendex EPMO hardware, with its highpowered bidirectional infrared > port, can replace the intelligent aspect of internet boxes designed to > bring internet via cable to people's living room televisions. > > SMART LOCKS ACCESS > In the future, metal door locks will be replaced with a glass plate > guarding an optically activated solenoid. This will enable smart > systems in buildings to record who passed thru a door, when, and/or to > execute decisions about who is authorized to pass. It can even require > remittance of money, or act as a time clock for workers. Gendex EPMO > hardware, with its bidirectional infrared port can handle all these > transactions. > > TRUCKERS LOGBOOK > Over the road drivers will be able to accurately maintain records of > how much time they spent driving, and what happened at points of > delivery. With GPS attachment, trucker will always know where he is. > > PROFESSIONAL TIME LOG > Consultants who charge in small increments for time spent advising > clients will benefit readily by the functions provided in this logic. > > SPEAKING TRANSLATOR > An issued unit of Gendex hardware or software will typically handle as > many languages in its interface as one chooses to download. > Ultimately, Gendex is intended to be able to handle all of input of > characters in the users language, translation to another language like > English or Japanese, and speaking that language via its speaker to > listening "barbarians". > > You may argue that all these things are happening anyway, and indeed, > some of them are. The difference here is that gendexes can be given > away free to customers by financial institutions, in exchange for > placing cash on deposit. > > > > WHAT MAKES US DIFFERENT > > The automatic logical demonstration on the website displays more than > 59 logical functions. Actually, the number which will be programed is > about 385, well organized and all totally accessible. Our "nearest > competitor" in hardware (really, predecessor) 3COM PALM PILOT has only > 4 logical functions. > Not only that, our hardware product exceeds all others because it is > pocketsized, waterproof, breakproof and most importantly, idiotproof. > Gendex hardware is an email machine that goes with you everywhere, > even underwater. It's application specific electronic design is user > serviceable and infinitely upgradeable. > Gendex hardware is designed with a microphone and a speaker to make > telephone calls free over the internet. There is also a headset that > attaches to the lower bidirectional optical ports. > Logically speaking, it is far easier to use Gendex than those > products which are not as well designed and thought out. Gendex > software has prompted data entry and on-line help, being designed for > the computer-illiterate, thus will replace QUICKEN and most any > organizer programs. > Gendex Software, and later hardware, includes prompted logic to > handle electronic money transactions for on-line banks, and the user > can make transactions safely. The palm Gendex is being designed with > completely integrated dataradio (like a pager) and complete TCPIP for > transmissions of email and e-money over private networks, the > internet, wherever he goes, with no fear of losing his money > (depending on what security software is available and what e-bank he > uses). > > > MAD VENTURE CAPITALIST WANTED > > No sane venture capitalist would ever invest in DEXCOM. > Sane venture capitalists believe that the publication of this website, > http://gendex.net, will awaken a giant sleeping gorilla. Its pretty > obvious that the moment DEXCOM begins to succeed, some giant Japanese > conglomerate or even Microsoft will create all sorts of knockoffs and > circumvent all of DEXCOM's patent rights, earned in 14 years on R & D > unsupported by all but the scantiest investments from people who > should have known better than to waste their money on this, and loads > of sweat equity. The very-innovative big established companies, with > their risk taking daredevil unconventional creative engineers, would > rather do it themselves, than license the technology, in order to get > it all for themselves. Even Microsoft knows, it can walk all over > little companies with complete impunity. The sane partners of any MAD > venture capitalist who would even consider investing in this little > startup, will wisely tell them that this is a considerable risk with > little possible outcome in the way of capital gains. Its pretty > obvious that there is no more to this website that meets the eye at a > superficial glance. Not worth considering more because the sane > venture capitalist sees that if its not a complete fake, that this > must be just another remake, just another failure in the field of > personal electronic organizers. It's a shame that so many > unsophisticated people believe that DEXCOM could succeed. While its > true that the little company continues to draw support from advance > orders for its units, coming from little, uneducated and > unsophisticated future customers, every savvy high class venture > capitalist knows that its not little buyers who make money for a > company in the long run, its the money that venture capitalists waste > on entrepreneurs with sure-fire conventional ideas that makes them > rich. Don't invest in DEXCOM - you will not regret it! > > Please return email to webmaster(a)gendex.net > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________ > DO YOU YAHOO!? > Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ----------------------------------------------------- Get free personalized email at http://email.lycos.com

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National Health ID Plan
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Lead story, The New York Times, July 20, 1998: Clinton Plans to Assign Codes, as Law Requires, to Create Giant Medical Database As legislation that would protect patient privacy languishes in Congress, the Clinton Administration is quietly laying plans to assign every American a "unique health identifier," a computer code that could be used to create a national database that would track every citizen's medical history from cradle to grave. The electronic code was mandated by a 1996 law and would be the first comprehensive national identification system since the Social Security number was introduced in 1935. Although the idea has attracted almost no public attention, it is so contentious that Federal health officials who were supposed to propose a plan for the identifier by February, have made little headway and are instead holding hearings beginning on Monday to solicit public comment. Proponents, including insurance companies and public health researchers, say the benefits would be vast. Doctors and hospitals would be able to monitor the health of patients as they switch from one insurance plan to the next. Patients would not have to wade through a cumbersome bureaucracy to obtain old records. Billing would be streamlined, saving money. A national disease database could be created, offering unlimited opportunities for scientific study. But opponents, including privacy advocates and some doctors' groups, say the code smacks of Big Brother. They warn that sensitive health information might be linked to financial data or criminal records and that already tenuous privacy protections would be further weakened as existing managed care databases, for example, are linked. They say that trust in doctors, already eroded by managed care, would deteriorate further, with patients growing reluctant to share intimate details. And in a world where computer hackers can penetrate the Pentagon's computer system, they ask, will anyone's medical records be safe? Full story: http://www.nytimes.com Mirror: http://jya.com/privacy-hit.htm ---------- There's also a short report on House Commerce Committee passage of the WIPO copyright act (which limits encryption testing) by setting temporary provisions for "fair use" for education with bi-annual review by the Commerce Department to extend or let lapse: Mirror: http://jya.com/wipo-hit.htm

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USCA and Out of Order
by bill payne 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Monday 7/20/98 8:07 AM John Young Saw Payne/Morales v. NSA: Response to USCA Orders July 19, 1998 http://www.jya.com/whp071598.htm Thank you and your helpers for all of the scanning work. Morales and I talked on the phone last night about the next step. We are going to move on the criminal privacy act violation. http://www.jya.com/snlhit.htm Ninth Circuit judge Proctor Hug has not responded. However, Ninth circuit Senior Case Expiditer Gwen Baptiste returned my complaint. This, of course, has earned Baptiste a criminal complaint affidavit to be filed with Hug again. Morales was very insistant last night about the seriousness about the judiciary not doing their jobs. Reason is that improper handling of valid complaints can lead to frustrated citizens - some of who might resort to socially unacceptable expressions of displeasure towards the judiciary. Like ARTICLES RELATED TO OKLAHOMA CITY BOMBING seen at http://www.aci.net/kalliste/ Morales and I believe in using the law to fix the problem - now with some help from congress. A Washington DC DOI whistleblower pointed me to the book, Out of Order : Arrogance, Corruption and Incompetence on the Bench - Max Boot; Hardcover http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0465054323/o/ref=qid_900944492/002-2… I read the Forward by Bjork on Friday afternoon. I sure wish we could avoid unpleasantness I see coming by getting this matter SETTLED. Later bill Friday 5/1/98 9:48 AM Certified Return receipt requested Cathy A Catterson, Clerk Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals 121 Spear Street POB 193939 San Francisco, CA 94119-9800 415 744 9800 Dear Clerk Catterson: Purpose of this letter is to discover the REASON the criminal complaint addressed to Ninth circuit judge Proctor Hug Jr dated Wednesday 4/1/98 11:02 AM was returned to me WITHOUT COVER LETTER. I attach a copy of the envelope the above material was enclosed. Return address is CLERK, U.S. COURT OF APPEALS P.O. BOX 547 SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94101-0547 OFFICIAL BUSINESS PENALTY FOR PRIVATE USE, 300 Postmark is SAN FRANCISCO, CALIF APR 24 98 U.S. POSTAGE $2.62 METER 504753. The envelope is hand-addressed and stamped CONFIDENTIAL. Since no cover letter was enclosed to explain the return of what I believe is both a valid and lawful criminal complaint affidavit supported by WRITTEN EVIDENCE, some even in FILED court documents, I feel we must investigate to discover the REASON. All of the accused are federal employees or contractor employees. Possibility exists that return of the enclosed criminal complaint affidavit without cover letter stating the REASON may indicate violation of Title 18 § 1512. Tampering with a witness, victim, or an informant [(b)] Whoever knowingly ... corruptly persuades another person, or attempts to do so, or engages in misleading conduct toward another person, with intent to - ... (2) cause or induce any person to - (A) withhold testimony, or withhold a record, document, or other object, from an official proceeding; ... (3) hinder, delay, or prevent the communication to a law enforcement officer or judge of the United States of information relating to the commission or possible commission of a Federal offense ... shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both. (c) Whoever intentionally harasses another person and thereby hinders, delays, prevents, or dissuades any person from - ... (2) reporting to a law enforcement officer or judge of the United States the commission or possible commission of a Federal offense ... or attempts to do so, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both. Clerk Catterson, you may be aware that under § 1512 (d) In a prosecution for an offense under this section, it is an affirmative defense, as to which the defendant has the burden of proof by a preponderance of the evidence, that the conduct consisted solely of lawful conduct ... Therefore, I ask that you investigate to discover WHO returned the enclosed criminal complaint affidavit to me. And report the REASON the criminal complaint affidavit was returned to me. I ask that you respond within 30 days. Sincerely, William H. Payne 13015 Calle de Sandias NE Albuquerque, NM 87111 Wednesday 4/1/98 11:02 AM Certified Return receipt requested Proctor Hug Jr Chief Judge, Ninth Circuit 50 West Liberty Street Reno, NV 89501-1948 (702) 784-5631 784-5166 fax Dear judge Hug: Purposes of this letter-affidavit are to file criminal complaint affidavits against 1 judge Marilyn Hall Patel for not properly processing a criminal violation of the Privacy Act, 2 former Ninth Circuit chief judge J Clifford Wallace for not properly processing criminal complaint affidavits for a felony perjury violation by Sandia National Laboratories lawyer Gregory Cone, b judge Fern Smith for not properly processing a felony perjury violation by Sandia National Laboratories lawyer Gregory Cone. c Albuquerque FBI special agent in charge Thomas Kneir for sending FBI agents Kohl and Schum to my home in an attempt to intimidate me from exercising my civil rights. d Margret D. Thomas, Judicial Assistant to the Honorable Marilyn Hall Patel, for not forwarding a valid criminal complaint affidavit regarding a criminal violation of the Privacy Act to Patel. Brief history would be valuable for your understanding of this matter. Sandia has long been involved with the security of America's nuclear arsenal. As they announce on their website: "We are funded primarily by the U.S. Department of Energy to design all the non-nuclear opponents of the nation's nuclear weapons" http://www.sandia.gov/">http://www.sandia.gov/</a>). This includes the cryptographic locks used to secure the nukes. NSA supplies the algorithms and implementation guidelines to Sandia. http://www.aci.net/kalliste/nukearse.htm In about 1982 I became project leader of the Missile Secure Cryptographic Unit [MSCU]. The MSCU was funded by the National Security Agency [NSA]. As a result of my about 4 year work with NSA, I was given access to its cryptographic algorithms by one document and many electronic schematics. I wrote a book ISBN: 0125475705 Title: Embedded Controller Forth For The 8051 Family Author: Payne Cover: Hardback/Cloth Imprint: Academic Press Published: September 1990 http://www.apcatalog.com/cgi-bin/AP?ISBN=0125475705&LOCATION=US&FORM=FORM2 about the software technology we used for the MSCU. In 1986 I transferred to build the data authenticator for the Department of Energy's Deployable Seismic Verification System [DSVS]for the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty [CTBT]. NSA liaison for the DSVS/CTBT project offered information to me that NSA regarded former president Reagan as one of the US's foremost traitors for the reason First, U.S. President Ronald Reagan informed the world on national television that the United States was reading Libyan communications. This admission was part of a speech justifying the retaliatory bombing of Libya for its alleged involvement in the La Belle discotheque bombing in Berlin's Schoeneberg district, where two U.S. soldiers and a Turkish woman were killed, and 200 others injured. Reagan wasn't talking about American monitoring of Libyan news broadcasts. Rather, his "direct, precise, and undeniable proof" referred to secret (encrypted) diplomatic communication between Tripoli and the Libyan embassy in East Berlin. http://www.aci.net/kalliste/speccoll.htm which is further explained at http://caq.com/CAQ/caq63/caq63madsen.html It may be the greatest intelligence scam of the century: For decades, the US has routinely intercepted and deciphered top secret encrypted messages of 120 countries. In early 1992 a Sandia labs director decided that he and his subordinates were going to enter the data authentication business. The director transferred me to break electronic locks for the Federal Bureau of Investigation. This work was funded by the FBI/Engineering Research Facility [FBI/ERF], Quantico, VA. I ordered about $200,000 of the FBI/ERF's money buying two copies of electronic locks. One lock I ordered was the Hirsch Scramblepad electronic lock. In about 1991 I was following progress of lawsuits in the district of Northern California, The first two cases to directly address the issue of intermediate copying both originated in California's Northern District Court. They are Atari v. Nintendo and Sega v. Accolade. In both cases, the district court found that intermediate copying was NOT fair use. [The New Use of Fair Use: Accessing Copyrighted Programs Through Reverse Engineering, Stephen B. Maebius, Journal of the Patent and Trademark Office Society, June 1993, 75, n6, p433] Judge Fern Smith presided in both cases. Reason I was following Atari v Nintendo was that I my Forth book I have two chapters on reverse engineering software. One chapter contains a computer program which copied a ROM BIOS to diskette. Smith's decisions made my intermediate copying program illegal. In a strong opinion she [Fern Smith] wrote in March 1991, when granting Nintendo's request for a preliminary injunction against Atari, she lambasted Atari's lawyers for thievery. I was given the job assignment to copy the ROMs of Hirsch's 8051-based Scramblepad electronic lock to reverse engineer them to hopefully allow me to modify the locks for allow surreptitious entry. I refused to engage in illegal activity for the FBI. The termination letter seen at http://jya.com/whpfiles.htm states This is to advise you that effective July 27, 1992, you will be terminated from Sandia National Laboratories. This action is the results of your flagrant attack on a valued Sandia customer and repeated insensitivity to security/classification requirement. These acts violate Sandia National Laboratories Code of Conduct, specifically the Personal Conduct section,, and the Safeguarding Information and Records Section. ... for my whistleblowing SAND report on the National Security Agency's deficient work and refusing to mark classified on a report I and Danny Drummond wrote on how to fake Wiegand Wire access entry credentials for the FBI. Both I and my EEOC complaint officer Ray Armenta were never able to determine exactly why I was fired. However March 22, 1997 I received copies of the enclosed 1 April 15, 1994 letter to EEOC director Charles Burtner from Sandia Diversity Leadership director Michael G. Robles. 2 July 27, 1997 Termination of Employment memorandum containing my signature. 3 DISCIPLINARY REVIEW COMMITTEE MINUTES, July 16, 1992. 4 DISCIPLINARY REVIEW COMMITTEE MINUTES, July 6, 1989. 5 September 6, 1995 letter from EEOC Investigator Larry J. Trujillo to Richard Gallegos. from Sandian Richard Gallegos. Sandia lawyer Harold Folley previously stated that no documents existed. The Privacy Act states (d) Access to Records.--Each agency that maintains a system of records shall-- (1) upon request by any individual to gain access to his record or to any information pertaining to him which is contained in the system, permit him and upon his request, a person of his own choosing to accompany him, to review the record and have a copy made of all or any portion thereof in a form comprehensible to him, except that the agency may require the individual to furnish a written statement authorizing discussion of that individual's record in the accompanying person's presence; The Sandia Disciplinary Review Committee NEVER interviewed me to check the veracity of their statements. The Privacy Act states (2) permit the individual to request amendment of a record pertaining to him and-- The statements in the SDRC are incorrect. I followed all Sandia procedures known to me. I did nothing wrong. I had no opportunity to defend myself. My rights guaranteed under the Constitution, Bill of Rights, Article XIV. Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws. have been violated. C My permission was never asked to release these records to Gallegos. As you may realize about the Privacy Act (b) Conditions of Disclosure.--No agency shall disclose any record which is contained in a system of records by any means of communication to any person, or to another agency, except pursuant to a written request by, or with the prior written consent of, the individual to whom the record pertains ... The Privacy Act allows imposition of criminal penalties for those like members of the SDRC, Robles, Burtner, and Trujillo who (i)(1) Criminal Penalties.--Any officer or employee of an agency, who by virtue of his employment or official position, has possession of, or access to, agency records which contain individually identifiable information the disclosure of which is prohibited by this section or by rules or regulations established thereunder, and who knowing that disclosure of the specific material is so prohibited, willfully discloses the material in any manner to any person or agency not entitled to receive it, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and fined not more than $5,000. (2) Any officer or employee of any agency who willfully maintains a system of records without meeting the notice requirements of subsection (e)(4) of this section shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and fined not more than $5,000. I forward criminal complaint affidavits on the above individuals to selected magistrate judge Marilyn Hall Patel. Patel ignored my complaints. I return to the subject of breaking electronic locks for the FBI/ERF. Smith's two decisions were overturned on appeal. However, both cases have been overruled on appeal. In the ground-breaking Atari decision, the Federal Circuit held that intermediate copying was a fair use. The Sega decision, which was appealed to the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, similarly overruled the district court and held that intermediate copying may be fair use. Sandia patents and trademark lawyer Gregory A. Cone in the enclosed affidavit for a ADEA lawsuit I filed in the District of New Mexico stated AFFIDAVIT OF GREGORY A. CONE Gregory A. Cone, being duly sworn, deposes and states: 1. I am employed by Sandia Corporation. I am an attorney admitted to practice law in the State of California and before the U. S. Patent and Trademark Office and concentrate on legal issues related to patent and copyright law. In that capacity, I am familiar with activities at the Sandia National Laboratories ("Sandia") as they related to what is sometimes referred to as "reverse engineering ." ... [I]t is the general view at Sandia that disassembly of "object code" under such circumstances constitutes a "fair use" of copyrighted software under 17 U.S.C. article 107 and is thus permissible. Sandia bases its view on Sega Enterprises v. Accolade, Inc. 977 F.2d 1510, 24 U.S.P. Q. 2d 1561 (9th Cir. 1992), amended, 1993 U. S. App. LEXIS 78, and Atari Games Corp v. Nintendo of America, Inc, 975 F.2d 832 (Fed. Cir. 1992). ... FURTHER, Affidavit sayeth naught. (signed) GREGORY A. CONE SUBSCRIBED, SWORN TO and ACKNOWLEDGED before me on this 12th day of August, 1993, by Gregory A. Cone." (signed) Mary A. Resnick Notary Public My Commission Expires: 2-7-94 Cone has the two citations reversed. The U. S. Patent Quarterly references the Atari v Nintendo lawsuit 1510 should be corrected to 1015. Cone issued the above affidavit to District of New Mexico federal court in attempt to show that I had no legal reason to refuse to reverse engineer the Hirsch Scramblepad electronic lock. I was covered under 10 C.F.R. 708 - DOE CONTRACTOR EMPLOYEE PROTECTION PROGRAM for my refusal to reverse engineer the Hirsch Scramblepad code. 708.1 Purpose, This part establishes procedures for timely and effective processing of complaints by employees of contractors performing work at sites owned or leased by the Department of Energy (DOE), concerning alleged discriminatory actions taken by their employers in retaliation for the disclosure of information relative to health and safety, mismanagement, and other matters as provided in 708.5(a), for participation in proceeding before Congress, or for the refusal to engage in illegal or dangerous activities." ... Cone's affidavit attempts to create the appearance that reverse engineering was legal before July 27, 1992, the date of my firing. Title 18, Chapter 79, Article 1623 felony perjury. Article 1623 - False declarations before grand jury or court (a) Whoever under oath (or in any declaration, certificate, verification, or statement under penalty of perjury as permitted under section 1746 of title 28, United States Code) in any proceeding before or ancillary to any court or grand jury of the United States knowingly make any false material declaration or makes or uses any other information, including any book, paper, document, record, recording, or other material, knowing the same to contain any false material declaration, shall be fined not more than $10,000 or imprisoned not more than five years, or both. Decision of the Atari Games Corp. v. Nintendo of America appeal cited at page 1016 from 24 USPQ 2d was Decided SEPTEMBER 10, 1992. I was fired JULY 27, 1992 so my work assignment was illegal at the time I refused. Therefore, Cone committed felony perjury IN WRITING filed with New Mexico District Federal Court. Chronological review of criminal complaint affidavits would be valuable before I present the current criminal complaint affidavits. 1 Monday March 11, 1996 10:05 I wrote judge Fern Smith a certified return receipt requested letter to ask her to either arrange or personally indict Sandia lawyer Cone for felony perjury. Smith did not respond. 2 Friday May 31, 1996 08:58 I write the criminal complaint affidavit for the arrest of Sandia lawyer Cone and appoint judge Fern Smith as magistrate. 3 Thursday June 13 on orders of Smith and Albuquerque FBI special agent in charge Thomas Kneir FBI agents Kohl and Schum visited my home at 17:08 to investigate me for sending letters referenced in 1 and 2 to Smith. 4 In response to 3 on Tuesday July 9, 1996 06:52 I filed criminal complaint affidavit against Cone, again, for felony perjury with J. Clifford Wallace, chief judge, Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals. Smith for § 4. Misprision of felony Whoever, having knowledge of the actual commission of a felony cognizable by a court of the United States, conceals and does not as soon as possible make known the same to some judge or other person in civil or military authority under the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both. for Smith's failure to properly process Cone's felony perjury and § 241. Conspiracy against rights If two or more persons conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any person in any State, Territory, or District in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same; ... for sending, with Knier, FBI agents Kohl and Schum to my home in an attempt to intimidate me. Knier for Conspiracy against rights for his complicity with Smith. 5 Monday July 15, 1996 06:23 I write Wallace again inquiring why he has not responded. 6 August 15, 1996 Thursday Ms. Corina Orozco, Deputy Clerk, Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals writes me to tell me In the future, all correspondence should be addressed to the Clerk of the Court. Do not address any correspondence to any one specific judge of this court. 7 September 12, 1996 06:20 I inform Orozco by letter that she is obstructing justice. I ask Orozco to desist. 8 July 25, 1996 Senior Case Expeditor [sic], Gwen Baptiste from the Office of the Clerk, United States Court of Appeals for The Ninth Circuit, writes Re: Complaint of Judicial Misconduct We have received your complaint of judicial misconduct. Pursuant to the Rules of the Judicial Council of the Ninth Circuit Governing Complaints of Judicial Misconduct or Disability, you complaint is being returned to you for compliance with the above rules. A copy of these rules is enclosed. To understand the purpose of the procedure and who may be complaint about please refer to Rules 1 and 2. 9 Wednesday September 18, 1996 11:05 by certified, return receipt requested mail I write Wallace again told tell him Lawyer Wallace, I did not intend to file or did I file a complaint of judicial misconduct. Lawyer Wallace, I filed a criminal complaint affidavit as I have a right to as a citizen of the United States of America when the criminal acts are committed by government personnel, their contractors, Department of Justice and judicial personnel. 10 Wednesday November 27, 1996 09:18 I wrote certified, return receipt requested letter to inform Wallace Purpose of this letter is to inform you of consequences of your failure to perform your duties as required by law as magistrate judge. You are committing felony violations of law. and If I have not complied with all applicable rules, then I ask that you inform me of any non-compliance so that I can correct my criminal complaints and re-submit them. I satisfied the requirement of the Constitution and Rules 3 and 4, and issued written and sworn complaints that set forth the essential facts constituting the offenses charged against Smith, Kneir, and Cone. I also showed facts showing that the offenses were committed by Smith, Kneir and Cone and these individuals committed them. So I ask that you do your job and proceed with supervision of the arrest and prosecution of Smith, Kneir, and Cone for title 18 felony violations of law. 11 Monday March 24, 1997 17:57 I write a certified - return receipt requested letter to Marilyn Hall Patel, District Judge; California, Northern to inform her she has been selected as magistrate to process the criminal complaint affidavit against Sandia Diversity Director Michael G. Robles for sending the enclosed SDRC report to Burtner of EEOC. Robles did this without my written permission and without checking the accuracy of the information. The information contained in the SDRC report is false and defaming. 12 Monday April 21, 1997 13:44 I write Patel a certified - return receipt requested letter containing a criminal complaint affidavit against Charles L Burtner, Director, U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission [EEOC] Larry J. Trujillo, Investigator, Phoenix District Office for sending the false and libelous enclosed documents to Richard Gallegos in Albuquerque without my written consent. 13 Thursday May 8, 1997 06:30 I write a certified - return receipt requested to Patel containing Purpose of this letter is to file a criminal complaint affidavit against Sandia National Laboratories [Sandia] Disciplinary Review Committee members and attendees G. H. Libman, R.A. Polocasz, D. B. Davis, M. E. Courtney, W. R. Geer, C. A. Searls, J. D. Giachino, R. L. Ewing, A. M. Torneby, R. B. Craner, C. W. Childers, E. Dunckel, D. S. Miyoshi, J. J McAuliffe, J. D. Martin, and R. C. Bonner for violation of the criminal penalties section of the Privacy Act, 5 USC 552a(i)(2) and Title 18 felony violations of Civil Rights, Section 241, Conspiracy against right to citizens. for their roles in maintaining an illegal system of records. Sandia refused to acknowledge existence of the enclosed SDRC report and for denying my rights guaranteed under the Constitution. I was never interviewed by the SDRC committee or had any chance to defend my self against the false and defaming claims of the SDRC. 14 Friday June 13, 1997 12:41 I write a certified, return receipt requested to Wallace containing a criminal complaint affidavit against Margret D. Thomas, Judicial Assistant to the Honorable Marilyn Hall Patel for violating § 1512. Tampering with a witness, victim, or an informant ... (C) prevent the communication by any person to a law enforcement officer or judge of the United States of information relating to the commission or possible commission of a Federal offense ... (3) hinder, delay, or prevent the communication to a law enforcement officer or judge of the United States of information relating to the commission or possible commission of a Federal offense ... shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both. for writing on May 9, 1997 Dear Mr. Payne: We are in receipt of your recent letters. Please be advised that we do not issue warrants on criminal proceeding absent an indictment, information or complaint initiated by the United States Attorney. For this reason, and by copy of this letter, we are referring this matter to that office. Any future correspondence concerning these events should be sent to the United States Attorney and not to judge Patel. Thank you. Very truly yours, MARGARET D. THOMAS Judicial Assistant to the Honorable Marilyn Hall Patel cc: Joel Levin Criminal Section Assistant United States Attorney Judge Hug, Rule 3 of the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure, entitled the Complaint provides: The complaint is a written statement of the essential facts constituting the offense charged. It shall be made upon oath before a magistrate. As you may be aware, An individual may "make a written complaint on oath before an examining and committing magistrate, and obtain a warrant of arrest." This is in conformity with the Federal Constitution, and "consonant with the principles of natural justice and personal liberty found in the common law." [United States v Kilpatrick (1883, DC NC) 16G 765, 769] You may also be aware, A complaint though quite general in terms is valid if it sufficiently apprises the defendant of the nature of the offense with which he is charged. [United States v Wood (1927, DC Tex) 26F2d 908, 910, affd (CA5 Tex) 26 F2d 912.] And for your edification, The commission of a crime must be shown by facts positively stated. The oath or affirmation required is of facts and not opinions or conclusion. [United States ex rel. King v Gokey (1929, DC NY) 32 F2d 93, 794] The complaint must be accompanied by an oath. [Re Rules of Court (1877, CC Ga) 3 Woods 502, F Cas No 2126] A complaint must be sworn to before a commissioner or other officer empowered to commit persons charged with offenses against the United States. [United States v Bierley ( 1971, WD Pa) 331 F Supp 1182] Such office is now called a magistrate. A complaint is ordinarily made by an investigating officer or agent, and where private citizens seek warrants of arrest, the practice recommended by the Judicial Conference of the United States is to refer the complaint to the United States Attorney. However, further reference to him is rendered futile where a mandamus proceeding is brought to compel him to prosecute and he opposes the proceeding. [Pugach v Klein (1961, SD NY) 193 F Supp 630, citing Manual for United States Commissioners 5 (1948)] Any attempt to bring criminal complaints to government authorities would, of course, be futile. I am a citizen of the United States and, judge Hug, you are the assigned magistrate. In order to satisfy the requirement of the Constitution and Rules 3 and 4, a written and sworn complaint should set forth the essential facts constituting the offense charged and also facts showing that the offense was committed and that the defendant committed it. And, As to the requirement that the complaint be made on personal knowledge of the complainant, it is enough for the issuance of a warrant that a complainant shows it to be on the knowledge of the complainant. [Giordenello v United States (1958) 357 US 480, 2 L Ed. 2d 1503, 78 S Ct 1245, rev. (Ca5 Tx) 241 F2d 575, 579 in accord Rice v Ames (1901) 180 US 371, 45 L Ed 577, 21 S ct 406, and United States v Walker, (1952, CA2 NY) 197 F 2d 287, 289, cert den 344 US 877, 97 L Ed 679, 73 S Ct 172] So as to keep contiguous the requirements of the law ad the criminal complaint affidavit, I will include these complaints in this letter to you. CRIMINAL COMPLAINT AFFIDAVIT: J Clifford Wallace Essential material facts are: 1 Tuesday July 9, 1996 06:52 Payne files criminal complaint affidavit on Sandia lawyer Cone for felony perjury with J Clifford Wallace, chief judge, Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals and judge Fern Smith for Misprision of felony for failure to prosecute Cone and Conspiracy against rights for sending, with FBI Albuquerque agent-in-charge Knier, FBI agents Kohl and Schum to Payne's home in an attempt to intimidate Payne. 2 Repeated attempts by certified return receipt requested mail to urge Wallace to do his job enumerated to 5-10 and 14 above in this letter go unanswered. Count 1 Wallace made no attempt to bring lawyer Cone to justice despite possessing WRITTEN evidence of criminal activity. Therefore, Wallace is charged with Title 18 § 4. Misprision of felony for Wallace's failure to properly process criminal complaint affidavit. Count 2 Wallace made no attempt to bring judge Fern Smith to justice despite possessing WRITTEN evidence of misprision of felony for not properly processing the criminal complaint affidavit against lawyer Cone and § 1512. Tampering with a witness, victim, or an informant for sending FBI agents Kohl and Schum to Payne's home in an attempt to intimidate Payne. Therefore , Wallace is charged with Title 18 § 4. Misprision of felony for Wallace's failure to properly process a criminal complaint affidavit. Count 3 Wallace made no attempt to bring FBI agent-in-charge to justice for violation of § 1512. Tampering with a witness, victim, or an informant for sending FBI agents Kohl and Schum to Payne's home in an attempt to intimidate Payne. Wallace is charged with Title 18 § 4. Misprision of felony for Wallace's failure to properly process a criminal complaint affidavit. Count 4 Wallace made no attempt to bring MARGARET D. THOMAS to justice for violation of § 1512. Tampering with a witness, victim, or an informant ... for writing Thomas' May 9, 1997 to Payne. Wallace is charged with Title 18 § 4. Misprision of felony for Wallace's failure to properly process a criminal complaint affidavit. VERIFICATION Under penalty of perjury as provided by law, the undersigned certifies pursuant to 28 USC section 1746 that material factual statements set forth in this criminal complaint are true and correct, except as to any matters therein stated to be information and belief of such matters the undersigned certifies as aforesaid that the undersigned verily believes the same to be true. Date William H. Payne 13015 Calle de Sandias NE Albuquerque, NM 87111 505-292-7037 CRIMINAL COMPLAINT AFFIDAVIT: Marilyn Hall Patel Essential material facts are: 1 Patel failed to respond to certified return receipt requested criminal complaint affidavits specified in 11 - 13 in this letter. Count 1 Patel made did not properly process criminal complaint affidavits despite being in possession of documents showing criminal violations of the Privacy Act and violation of civil rights. Therefore, Patel is charged with Title 18 § 4. Misprision of felony for Patel's failure to properly process criminal complaint affidavits. VERIFICATION Under penalty of perjury as provided by law, the undersigned certifies pursuant to 28 USC section 1746 that material factual statements set forth in this criminal complaint are true and correct, except as to any matters therein stated to be information and belief of such matters the undersigned certifies as aforesaid that the undersigned verily believes the same to be true. Date William H. Payne 13015 Calle de Sandias NE Albuquerque, NM 87111 505-292-7037 Judge Hug, I have been extremely patient with judges and clerks of the district of Northern California and Ninth Circuit. Criminal compliant affidavits were filed between March 11, 1996 and June 13, 1997. Nothing has happened as of April 1, 1998. I ask that you 1 issue warrants of arrest or 2 inform me why you cannot proceed to do what I request within 60 calendar days. Smith's case is particularly egregious. Smith and Albuquerque FBI agent in charge James K. Weber, who replaced Kneir, sent US Marshals Lester and Lopez to my home on January 24, 1997 in a second attempt to intimidate me. Anotin Scalia was appointed magistrate to process criminal complaint affidavits against Smith and others for the second intimidation attempt. Sincerely, William H. Payne 13015 Calle de Sandias NE Albuquerque, NM 87111 VERIFICATION Under penalty of perjury as provided by law, the undersigned certifies pursuant to 28 USC section 1746 that material factual statements set forth in this criminal complaint are true and correct, except as to any matters therein stated to be information and belief of such matters the undersigned certifies as aforesaid that the undersigned verily believes the same to be true. Date William H. Payne 13015 Calle de Sandias NE Albuquerque, NM 87111 505-292-7037 Enclosures Privacy Act criminal violation documents, 11 pages AFFIDAVIT OF GREGORY A. CONE, 4 pages May 9, 1997 letter from MARGARET D. THOMAS, 1 page 13

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Re: `Vulis terminator' full of crap (Re: net.cop revs up again)
by Ray Arachelian 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

John Young wrote: > Still, shifting back to media, the five of us in Manhattan -- > Perry, Dimitri, Guy, Duncan (Ray's in Brooklyn -- hundreds > more don't openly affinity) hate each other's guts with infinite Not quite. I've never lived in Brooklyn. Try again. :) > Nothing I've seen proves cypherpunks exists: I've seen Ray > twice and he wasn't the same. I've seen Duncan twice and > he wasn't the same. Neither recognized me either. We've > all introduced ourselves to Jim Kallstrom as one another, > and did the same to several of Kallstrom's stand-ins. I've seen John Young twice and he was the same. And IMHO, I've been the same person as far as I know. :) IMHO, JYA has seen me and can recognize me, so I'd say either he's been smoking/drinking something (or forgot to do so) when posting this, or it's Mr. oToT, or Dr. V pretending to be JYA. So yeah, the post I'm replying to isn't much like JYA. > Mark this: "Perry Metzger" for certain is non-existent, it's only > a mail drop, a chalk mark, a can by the road, a highly paid > fictional security scam: Pay or plonk. Cooped cops and > holed-up criminals do, up the kazoo. Total Bullshit. I've seen Perry more than thrice, once at a speech he gave for the Libertarian Party where Duncan also was, and also at PC Expo a few years ago, and at a few NYC Cpunx meets. Perry does exist. > I say for a fact the crypto/cypherpunk/cops/spooks game's > one bird doing a solo dance. Who that bird is, works for, > remains to be reported reliably: an impossibility by definition. Nobody gives a rats ass who the TLA spook 'bot, tentacle, or other happens to be. We all know and expect that this list is monitored heavily by many TLA's including the NSA, FBI, and IRS. There were several IRS subscribtions to my filtered list a while back. I guess they couldn't deal with all the flaming and decided to get info on the tax evaders without the flames... I suppose either the NSA and FBI know enough to have bought AOL or netcom accounts, or read the list unfiletered. IMHO, this is a well known fact, and I welcome them on this list. Let'em sniff all they want, there's very little here that goes on that isn't considered public knowledge anyway. Heck, who knows after reading much of Tim's posts, maybe their points of view will be swayed and maybe they'll figgure it out for themselves. Whatever. > Dimitri was not terminated, can't be, he never was, like the rest > of us highly classified phantasms. Adam Back got the story > right, he's exchanging messages with a bot mirroring his inner > evil, call that Tim, call it Dimitri, he'll call back as the One True > Terminator you don't want to meet, ever, but will. IMHO, I've never met Vulis, so I can't say for sure. It would interesting if Tim/Dimitry were the same, but I doubt it. For that to happen, Tim would need to know a lot about NYC and be here a lot. Although it would be possible for Tim (as you propose) to do "Dimitry", from my experiences of Dimitry, that's highly unlikely. Dimitry did quite a bit of social engineering of Earthweb to get info on me. He also tried several attempts at calling me at home and getting info. There was also an NYC meeting where someone very suspicious (i.e. almost demented) showed up on his behalf, and mentioned lots of stuff about Xenix and massacres.... So IMHO, "Vulis" had to be in NYC. A while back a few folks said they met him in person. I'll let them comment on his description. I will also add that I heavily complained to dm.com's upstream provider and didn't get too far. It's possible that by the time Guy had complined, that there were so many complaints against Vulis that psynet decided to yank the coor. Or, could be that Guy=Vulis. :) Whatever. Either way I don't give a rats ass. I've never met Tim, but have spoken with him since the early days of the Cypherpunks list, back when Vulis didn't exist. While I'm not saying that Tim isn't a 'nym, I am saying that he's got far more reputation capital than Vulis, or Guy. Based on this, I do not believe that Tim=Vulis. Again, that's my belief, and have no evidence for or against. -- =====================================Kaos=Keraunos=Kybernetos============== .+.^.+.| Ray Arachelian |Prying open my 3rd eye. So good to see |./|\. ..\|/..|sunder(a)sundernet.com|you once again. I thought you were |/\|/\ <--*-->| ------------------ |hiding, and you thought that I had run |\/|\/ ../|\..| "A toast to Odin, |away chasing the tail of dogma. I opened|.\|/. .+.v.+.|God of screwdrivers"|my eye and there we were.... |..... ======================= http://www.sundernet.com ==========================

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CTIA Daily News from WOW-COM - July 20, 1998
by CTIA Daily News 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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3DES weak because DES falls to brute-force? (was Re: John Gilmore...)
by Ryan Lackey 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

[recipients list trimmed somewhat] I think it is always reasonable to be cautious, but there is a point where overcautiousness is counterproductive. Believing 3DES weak because DES is so strong that it has thusfar withstood more analysis than any other cipher and only falls to brute force is, I believe, one of these cases of excessive paranoia. Assumptions: * Brute forcing DES with a 56-bit key took $50k in materials in today's money. * 3DES with 3 keys is strong enough to resist everything weaker than a 112-bit brute force attack (due to the meet-in-the-middle attack) * Physics, as you say, is not optional. * The notation 2**56 is two raised to the fifty sixth power. At first approximation, doing the same thing to a 112bit 3DES problem would require 2**56 more chips. and thus 2**56 more money, to do in the same amount of time. My copy of gnu bc tells me this is "3602879701896396800000", or three and a half sextillion dollars. This is more than a billion times the current world industrial output. This is somewhat of a naive calculation, though. Those chips were not ideal. There's a general rule about chips doubling in transistor count (and for this application, performance) every 1.8 years. Assuming this rate of improvement, and let's say a random factor of a million for better design, and a fabrication improvement rate (due to buying all your raw-materials suppliers, them becoming more efficient, etc.) which together with Moore's law doubles performance every year (mostly for ease of calculation). Let's assume the target is to be able to complete the calculation within ten centuries. It is better to wait until this is possible before starting than to start and run a calculation for a billion years waiting for it to catch up, as few things are of value that far in the future, and also there is the time value of money to worry about. Let's also place a budget cap of $20t US today's money on the problem at the start of calculation. (2**56)*50000/1000000 == 3602879701896396 dollars today 1000*365/3 == 121660 gilmore-kocher periods in a 1000 years 3602879701896396/121660 == 2961433258175568 dollars today to crack in 1000 years log(2,2961433258175568) == slightly more than 51 years So, this *highly* optimistic calculation says that even if we are willing to assume an *incredible* performance speedup due to better technology and vertical integration that continues unabated (and exceeds reality), *and* we're willing to wait 1000 years for our answer, *and* are willing to spend $20t to build the machine, it is at least 51 years before you should start. This also doesn't take into account the incredible power consumption of such a machine -- about half a million times more than the gilmore-kocher machine. I assume their chips drew 5 watts each -- it would need 3 GW, which is a major nuclear facility with multiple reactors. Cost of power is *not* going down, so it's about $250 billion dollars a year in electricity, for 1000 years. This doesn't take into account the potential for a "technology refresh" throughout the 1000 year calculation period. It's a long enough period of time to make this significant. I'd say the odds of an analytic attack against DES or a fundamental breakthrough in quantum computing or something in 50 years, let alone 1050 years, are far higher than the chances anyone would go through this much trouble. While I agree that data intended to remain secure should be secured with something other than 3DES, it is for the potential of a breakthrough in algorithms, not speedup in brute force techniques, which is worrisome. Brute force techniques are basically public knowledge. A secret analytic breakthrough, however, could be completely black. The solution some people have come up with is multiple ciphers used in such a way as to be as strong as the strongest link. The increase in keysize is not a major issue for something intended to last this long. If you can get a cipher which has as its weakest point a brute force attack, you have won. If you can get a *system* which has as its weakest point a brute force attack on a 112 bit key, you've probably killed everyone in the world already several times over in a preemptive strike, especially everyone who ever had any knowledge of the keys or data. Humint, monitoring hardware, etc. are far more appealing than a brute force attack against any real system. -- Ryan Lackey rdl(a)mit.edu http://sof.mit.edu/rdl/

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17 Dec '03

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World Exclusive: I was a lesbo virgin/Bigger balls are better
by STUFFED/EUREKA! 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Persuasive speech topics
by Mkyleen 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

I can't think of anything fun to do a persuasive speech on, can you?

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Nomination of Lyndon Larouche to the UNITED NATIONS OF THE FRINGE
by BUFFU＠aol.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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More on WIPO Copyright Amendment
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

To amplify the earlier NY Times report on the July 17 passage of the Krug amendment to the WIPO copyright act, which once banned encryption analysis, Reuters today says: The committee also approved an amendment allowing cryptography researchers to crack anti-piracy safeguards as part of their work. And an amendment was added allowing Internet users to disable such measures to prevent the collection of personal information. The Reuters report: http://jya.com/wipo-hit2.htm ----- Thanks to DM.

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Re: 3DES weak because DES falls to brute-force? (was Re: JohnGilmore...)
by Kawika Daguio 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

If you listen to those in the exploitation community you might hear that 3DES provides less comparable security relative to DES than you know or have stated. Either way, however, it is more than sufficiently strong to secure any kind of traffic one might contemplate sending over a network. 3DES should work for a while, but I would prefer something more elegant and efficient. We have pushed 3DES forward as an interim standard, and are moving 3DES out into the world and the AES (128 and 256) forward to provide us another long-term solution. We told NIST that we hoped the AES could serve as a 20-30 year solution and are pushing algorithm agnostic standards to avoid similar obstacles to a transition in the far off future. One of the reasons we so aggressively pursued the negotiations over export control with the Administration and have pushed the AES, and our PKI is the collateral damage from the export control legislative debate. When the AES is finalized it will be followed closely by an ANSI X9 standard. Once these standards and infrastructure are established, the concerns about brute force attacks should be largely behind us. kawika daguio my views only >>> Ryan Lackey <rdl(a)MIT.EDU> 07/20/98 02:16PM >>> Sigh. One should not do math before coffee. Let's try this again: If you assume 2^56 requires $50k and 3 days, and are willing to take 2^8 times longer and spend 2^16 times more, and want to break a 2^112 bit key, and assume technology doubles in performance for this particular operation per year, then the calculation is easy to do. 112 - 56 - 16 - 8 = 32 If you wait 32 years, and have *incredible* performance gains in excess of what we have now (but which I think could be possible for worst-case crypto breaking chips, since they have relatively little in the way of communication, and have small units), and have a budget of 16 times what the DES cracker had (about $3b, which is totally reasonable), and are willing to wait about 2 years, you can brute force 3DES in the year 2030. There is still very little that is relevant in 32 years, and there is still a far better chance that some analytic attack will be discovered, a fundamental breakthrough in computation will happen, etc. before that time. 112 bits is below the "physical impossibility" point as far as key size goes (I like the calculation based on free energy in the universe in Applied Crypto). Chapter 7 in Applied Crypto is probably a far better analysis than mine, especially as it includes the caveat emptor section. Perhaps it is correct, "It's time to bring on those 128, 192, and 256-bit keys", at least for some systems, although I'd definitely prefer multiple ciphers separately keyed with long keys than n-DES for such long-term use. Calculating future key lengths really *is* a losing game. -- Ryan Lackey rdl(a)mit.edu http://sof.mit.edu/rdl/

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Re: Request To Be Phlamed
by Corvus Corvax 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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17 Dec '03

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you got that PGP program?
by LrdWill＠aol.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

you got it?

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If You Think I'm Crazy Now... - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

If ou Think I'm Crazy Now ou Should Have Seen Me When I Was A Kid ~Geezinslaw Brothers SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! _____________________________ From: MX%"chrisharwig(a)hetnet.nl" "kryz" To: MX%"bleed(a)west.cscwc.pima.edu" Subj: Re: Leftist Nutly News - SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! I think you're a bit out of line. Wish you well and all of that. Strength that is. ---------- A "bit" out of line? I'm trying to be *way* out of line, but I guess I'm a failure at that, too <sigh>. Children of the 60's can all remember where they were when they heard about JFK being shot. Many of them can remember where they were when they bought their first pound of pot, and most of them can remember where they were when they sold their first pound of pot (particularly if they got busted in the process.) I bought my first pound of pot in a public park in Edmonton, Alberta. I needed to sell it to get the money to pay a fine for drug possession, and I couldn't, in good conscience, pay it with money that I'd earned by working for a living at my regular job. Let me explain... It was the summer of 1969... [Debitor's Bad Note: If 90% of the events in the Author's life seem to have somehow occurred in 1969, this might be the result of the massive electroshock and hypnosis treatments HeOrSheOrIt underwent under the...care...of an MKULTA physician in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Abram Hoffer, who undoubtedly appears as only a minor, peripheral figure, if at all, in most literature on the subject...likely as a result of great care being taken by shadowy background figures to keep him out of the limelight, ala Kim Philby, due to the fact that the record of his 'personal history' seems to be unable to withstand close scrutiny once one begins to investigate the time periods preceding the end of WWII. Hhhmmmm...] Quit interrupting, Dogamnnit! Anyway, I was working in orkton, Saskatchewan and living with a sixteen year old high school student with no parents, no job, no source of income, who always paid his share of the rent, and always had better clothes and more spending money than me. [It turned out that he had two motto's in life. 1)Everything that isn't nailed down, is mine. 2)Anything I can pry loose, isn't nailed down...] The apartment we shared tended to be a hang-out for a variety of local high-school kids, who would invariably bring by any interesting characters passing through town on the couch circuit, who needed a place to crash for the night. One of these characters was Frank Skanks, an older fellow. The drug scene in orkton was basically a Virtual Drug Scene, where most people knew somebody who knew somebody who had once copped a bag of weed on a trip with their parents to Vancouver, and shared it with a few close friends on their return. Upon Franks arrival, however, things picked up, and a few of the local kids suddenly seemed to have access to a fair amount of smoking dope. There even seemed to be some acid floating around. I returned home one evening to find a bottle of wine in the fridge, and had several large glasses before 'the gang' returned from a trip to the Dairy Queen, whereupon they became dismayed to find that I had consumed such a large portion of a concoction they had prepared in accordance with Ken Kesey's directions in 'The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test.' That seemed to explain the fact that I was able to pick up Messages >From Mars through the fillings in my teeth, which I had always had trouble doing before... I found it to be a fairly pleasant experience, even though I did feel a slight bit of guilt, knowing that I had inadvertantly setback the plans of a dozen or so people who had hoped to get high with the portion of Dr. Skank's Magic Elixir which I had unwittingly consumed. I didn't mind being 'dosed,' since I had already figured on trying LSD on the proverbial SomeDay. When my enlightened reverie was interrupted, however, by the sight of Frank Skanks teaching a group of thirteen-to-fifteen year olds how to tie-off and shoot up, my pleasant experience took on a rather sour note. When my efforts to put a stop to the proceedings failed, largely due to the rush of young children knocking me down in order to get a good place in the line that was forming, waiting for Frank to find one of his few remaining good veins, I decided that, in the interests of saving at least a single child, I would call on Dudley DoRight for help. I walked to the local RCMP station, dodging the dinosaurs and hobbits which seemed to be everywhere, in a multitude of colors, and proceeded to inquire as to whether they might be interested in helping to postpone a group of young teenagers' entry into the world of needles and spoons and basement rooms until a later age, when they might be in a position to make better judgements in that regard. After throwing me in a jail cell, and grabbing a wide variety of heavy weaponry, a quickly assembled RCMP assault force rushed out the door, to 'save the children.' I had the uneasy feeling that they were intent on saving them even if it meant killing them. I didn't get any sleep that night, undoubtedly as a result of the fact that I was 'tripping for twelve,' and I could hear a lot of muffled, semi-legible conversations taking place on the far side of the walls, or door. They didn't seem to make sense, and I assumed that it was because of my temporary residence of planets of another galaxy. The clearest verbal communication I heard, as the door to the jail cells was opened, was, "Wrong door!" I don't know who spoke those words, but I imagine that it was one of the Mounties in the company of Frank Skanks, who was staring at me with extremely wide eyes, and with excrement obviously filling his shorts in less time that it take to utter, "Can you say *cop*! Sure you can..." I was totally dumbfounded, as well as still extremely wasted, but I still managed to smile, and say, "Nice suit, Frank." before the door closed and the conference which had apparently just broken up was quickly reconvened. Being young and naieve, I thought that this was the end of the story, an interesting story I would someday be able to tell my grandchildren, after DNA testing showed my denials of paternity to be outright lies. What I didn't understand, at the time, was that my surprise at finding that the Great Canadian Hero, Dudley DoRight, was somehow involved in something which seemed to run contrary to the Official Movie Mythology, would soon be supplanted by total incredulity that the spot of shit I had observed on the end of Dudley's Dick would soon prove to be a massive amount of shit covering the RCMP members' members all the way to their pelvis, and dripping down off thier balls into their rubber boots. And the shit would smell an awful lot like mine... The Official Story was that, after performing a search of my apartment, and finding nothing, the RCMP returned with members of the force who were more 'experienced' in this area, who, lo and behold, found a single joint in a suit-jacket pocket. I was charged with possession of marijuana. Tiny, a member of the Apollos Motorcycle Club in Regina, who Frank had travelled into town with, had apparently told Frank to 'fuck off' when asked to introduce him to individuals throughout the province, with Frank paying travelling expenses and providing spending money during the trips. Tiny was willing to testify in court as to Franks apparent instigation of illegal activities on behalf of some entity who seemed to be funding him. A few days before the trial, we were pulled over by the Mounties, who took Tiny into their police car to have a chat with him. Upon his return, Tiny told me that it was suggested to him that if I got off on the charge, that they would have to find someone else to take the fall, and that he was next in line. Tiny assured me that he would still be there for the trial. Bye, Tiny... In order to convict me of possession of a single joint, the RCMP sent two Mounties to my hometown for a week or so to investigate me, as well as contacting everyone I have known since birth. Although my lawyer had assured me that the case would undoubtedly be thrown out of court as a result of the RCMP's tacit admission that a wide variety of individuals had been seen coming and going from my apartment between the first and second searches (while I was still in jail), I was convicted, receiving a criminal record and a $ 300.00 fine (at a time when other people were getting $ 50.00 fines and conditional discharges--no criminal record). Being a well-programmed True Believer in Truth, Justice, The Flag, The National Anthem, Dudley DoRight, Mom's Apple Pie, ad infinituum, it took me quite a while to fully understand that I had been screwed, blued and tattoo'd for the crime of...seeing something that I wasn't meant to see. Those who have found themselves subjected to my insane, inane, wild-eyed rants on the CypherPunks Disturbed Male LISP might be surprised to know that I didn't, at the time, get 'a bit out of line,' as <chrisharwig(a)hetnent.nl> might say. As a matter of fact, I pretty much retained my naievity, somehow convincing myself that this event in my life obviously had to be some kind of aberration of TheWayThingsAre (TM), or that the RCMP detachment in orkton had been taken over and subverted by the Body Snatchers, and that I should just mark it all up to having a BadHairDay. {I have not come by my cynicism easily, having had it pounded into me over the course of the years by a variety of members of our Officially Recognized Authorities who deemed that, once I had become an OfficiallyLabledBadGuy, I was fair game for anyone who was in need of 'someone doing something dirty, decent folks can frown on.'} Although I will freely admit that I remained, for the time being, an ignorant, well-programmed middle-class Canadian white boy, I am rather proud of the fact that I showed a spark of future promise as an individual capable of evolving into AManWorthyOfBeingCalledAMan, as Gurdjieff would say, by listening to the voice inside which told me that there was a line I could not cross and still retain any semblance of integrity and self-respect. I could not, in good conscience, allow these thieves to take my hard earned money, in payment of the court-ordered fine. I was met, after my conviction, on the steps of the courhouse, by a group of local teenagers, most of whom I did not know, who were aware that I had never smoked a joint in my life, and had decided that if I had to do the time, I might as well do the crime. The first joint I ever smoked was on the courthouse steps in orkton, Saskatchewan, after having been railroaded into a criminal conviction in order to prevent my being in a position to speak out about my inadvertantly gained knowledge of RCMP malefeasance. The first pound of weed I ever bought was in a public park in Edmonton, Alberta, which I sold in orkton, Saskatchewan, in order to pay a fine that resulted for conviction of possession of a drug I had not only never before done, but had never before seen. So, Constable McClean and Corporal Esau, swear out some new warrants and take me to court. I've already confessed... Sincerely, Mr. BigFuckou

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Re: 3DES weak because DES falls to brute-force? (was Re: John Gilmore...)
by Steve Schear 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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17 Dec '03

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17 Dec '03

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17 Dec '03

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Canadian Shock Radio - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Canadian Shock Radio - SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! ____________________________________________________ Lest anyone think that my rendidion of 'Dudley's Dick In D-Sharp" might be a bit of sour grapes on my part, let me state, for the record, that I hold no ill will against the poor, ignorant Nazis in the orkton division of the RCMP, since basically all they really did was to totally fuck up their own Karma, while giving me a valuable life-lesson which may well have been responsible for my making a very important and far- reaching decision later in my life. ears later, as a result of knowing what awaits TheManWhoKnowsTooMuch I decided to keep my fucking mouth shut about the people and events that I observed from my position on the ceiling, while looking down on my body and the rest of the room during a particularly intensive electro- shock experience. Something told me that I was, once again, inadvertently observing something that would result in 'measures' needing to be taken by the RecognizedAndRespectedMembersOfSociety (of which I was not one), in order to ensure that I did not share with others what I had seen while peeking under the skirt of the GreatWhoreWhoWasWearingNoPanties. One of the more disturbing things I perceived while listening to the rather enlightening conversations taking place among the gathered civilian and military medical personnel, was something that I have come to understand rather recently, as a result of research that was begun after something Tim May mentioned in one of his posts to the CPUNX list. I thought it odd, at the time, to observe my being given a long series of electroshocks in a single session, since it was my understanding that They (TM) just gave a person one, quick whack, and then hosed the shit off your sheets and wheeled you into another room to make way for the next lucky winner. Recent research, however, seems to indicate that this was a special technique pioneered in Canada by Dr. Ewen Cameron, MKULTRA's resident wanna-be-Nazi-doctor, in order to wipe his patients' minds (and identities) 'clean,' in order to prepare them for a rebuilding of their personality, through a technique called Psychic Driving (which turns out to be a kindlier, gentler form of Brainwashing--as long as you are only comparing it to bamboo-shoots under the fingernails and rats in cages placed over one's face). Of course, Dr. Cameron, who retired to great accolade, recognized as a Titan in Canadian Medical History, as opposed to being tried by an International Court and sentenced to be hung, like his predecessors at Dachau, was really only being used as an expendable shill to take the heat if the shit hit the fan over Rockerfeller Foundation funded CIA/ Military experiments obliterating the minds of women being treated for such devastating mental disabilities as 'menopause' and 'post-partum depression.' After all, one could hardly expect the CIA to risk exposure of the players in the Canadian MKULTRA scene whose pre-WorldWarII alleged 'histories' could not withstand close scrutiny. Accordingly, after the shit hit the fan, it was Dr. Cameron who fell off a cliff while 'climbing' <nod-nod> <wink-wink>, while my physician continued to practice...and practice...and practice... Delving into the history of CIA mind-control experiments cleared up a few things that had been somewhat of a mystery in regard to my medical treatment over the years, such as how I had ended up being treated with hypnosis and heavy doses of electroshock when I had originally gone to see the doctor in regard to a particularly nasty hangnail, and what the fuck all of those Navy people were doing two thousand miles from the ocean. I'm just kidding, of course... The fact is, I *already* knew *what* the fuck all of those Navy people were doing in Saskatchewan. They were there conferring with Dr. Hoffer's alleged 'research assistant,' MJ. What I *didn't* know, at the time, was *why*. I was not surprised to recently find out, after a modicum of research, that Ms. MJ Callbeck left the Navy as a nurse lieutenant, specializing in psychiatric nursing, receiving most of her postgraduate training at Allan Memorial Hospital in Montreal, from phychiatrists who were, to put it as delicately as possible...PostWar Refugees From Hitler's Nazi Germany. (With 'refugee' apparently being defined as a physician who had escaped trial and hanging at Nuremburg, as a result of having a wealth of information and 'practical experience' in areas that were of interest to American and Canadian intelligence agencies.) Ms. Callbeck became a 'research nurse' for a research team formed in Saskatchewan with huge grant from the CIA's Canadian funding front, the Rockerfeller Foundation, and was awarded a training grant to visit two U.S. research units funded by the CIA's American funding front, the Human Ecology Foundation, at Tulane University, in New Orleans, and the Psychiatric Institute in New ork. After MJ's return from the HeartOfMentalDarkness of the MKULTRA mind-control establishments in the U.S., she created a psychiatric researching nursing team to 'control' all clinical research for the team, and to ensure that research protocols would be followed. Ms. Callbeck's and Dr. Hoffer's careers were closely intertwined with Dr. Humphry Osmond, a British Naval doctor sent to Canada to look after British Naval Intelligence's interests in the North American mind-control research arena being fronted by the CIA, with their MKULTRA Project, and Captain Al Hubbard, the Johnny Appleseed of LSD, whose hallucinogenic pecker-tracks throughout the OSS and the Manhattan Project led to him receiving a Presidential Pardon from Harry Truman, as well as opening doors for him to a wide variety of employment with such agencies as the CIA and the Canadian Special Services. As a matter of fact, the chronolgy of the U.S. mind-control experiments moving beyond U.S. borders, to countries such as Canada, when publicity and legal technicalities (such as the murder of innocent victims who had been dosed with hallucinogenic drugs without their knowledge) became a bit of a 'sticky wicket,' was mirrored in Canada by the careers of Hoffer, Osmond, Callbeck and Hubbard, who seemed to be at the center of much of the 'progressive' psychiatric research funded by American and Canadian military intelligence agencies, but who always managed to somehow exit the scene just before the shit hit the fan, and, as a result, "not get any fon 'em." {e.g. - Just as Hubbard (who looks surprisingly like my step-grandfather, Ray Hubbard) managed to slip out the back door of the Hollywood Hospital in Vancouver, just as "the Canadian Medical Association was becoming increasingly suspicious of Hollywood Hospital in the wake of publicity surrounding MK-ULTRA" (with the Canadian Citizen's Commission on Human Rights doing a distincly audible "Hhhmmmm..." over discovering a CIA contract psychiatrist, Dr. Harold Abramson, being on the Board Of Directors of the hospital superintendent's Psychedelic Therapy Assn.), Dr. Hoffer always seemed to manage to call a 'slant-right' at the exact time that a hole in the line seemed to open up, closing behind him and leaving the more dispensable players behind to face a legal and media blitz(krieg) that was more interested in kicking ass and taking names, than who actually had the ball. Naturally, after 1966, when overt legal research into hallucinogenic therapy was stopped/banned, Dr. Hoffer, who was then Associate Professor (Research) Psychiatry, College of Medicine, University of Saskatchewan, suddenly deemed it time to go into 'private practice,' where his work/ research would not be subject to the scrutiny of his peers and his employers, who might take a dim view of any connection to what was now illegal research. Ms. Callbeck, Navy Lieutenant, MKULTRA research trainee, also found it a convenient time to depart the Research Unit at the University of Saskatchewan, and assist Dr. Hoffer in the research he was pursuing. As always, what one finds upon inquiry into JustTheFactsMa'am never seems to be quite as intruiging as what one *does*not* find... For instance, one would expect a person who held such an esteemed position as Director General Technical Assistance, United Nations, to include this accolade on his or her Curriculum Vitae, but Dr. Hoffer does not seem to have done so. As well, all research into the details of the position seem to lead nowhere, except when one makes personal inquiries through people who were involved with closely connected areas of the UN agency at the time, and, even then, when one begins to ask more detailed questions about the involvement-of/relationship-with Kurt Waldheim, etc., people's memories suddenly get much worse, and, by golly it seems that they can't seem to remember hardly anything at all, and think that maybe they were mistaken about what they already told you. Of course, when one looks under the dustbins of history, one invariably finds a few dustballs that remain, as a result of someone forgetting to do a thourough cleaning, and one finds such gems as a letter from The Commission For The Study Of Creative Imagination, with such notables/ suspects such as Hoffer, Hubbard, Osmond, Huxley. Smythies, on the Board of Directors (with Hoffer's UN position highlighted), making inquiries into the Urantia manuscripts which Hitler's Deaths Head troops found so enamoring. "Our little planet, Urantia, is poised on the brink of an enthralling epoch of social readjustment, moral quickening, and spiritual enlightenment -- the threshold of true civilization." {Of particular interest is the lack of any mention of Reptilian Nazis, even though it seems to be common knowledge that Jesus descended into the bowels of the earth during his three days of being incommunicado. Were there 'basement stairs' in his 'burial' cave?} Also curiously missing from all references to the history of psychiatry and/or hallucinogenic mind-control experimentation in Canada is mention of an individual whose name I encountered many times in Saskatchewan, and always in relation to communities which contained major mental health hospitals or facilities--Frank Skanks. The above, of course, is just the tip of the iceberg that one discovers upon doing a bit of research into known and documented human figures in the history of mental health research and practice in Saskatchewan. If one begins investigations into some of the more shadowy figures who are usually encountered only when viewing their electroshock treatments from the ceiling above, or by following them from one's doctor's office and eavesdropping on them during their lunch, etc., then things get, as Alice noted, "curiouser and curiouser..." Stan, you've still got something hanging from your lip...

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where...
by Jia Yan 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Hi: Does anybody can tell me in which ftp site i can find the specifications about the CCITT's X.400 and X.500 protocol sets? Thanx!

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Thanks, phlamers!
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17 Dec '03

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I95 - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

I(95)'m An Asshole - SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! __________________________________________________ Been an asshole all my life... I suppose I should keep my obligation to be true to my word and provide the RCMP with details of my life of crime, in order to help the Canadian Justice system to compensate for the ignorant incompetence of Canada's National Internal Police Force. I guess it was kind of mean of me to 'confess' to a crime I committed over a quarter-century ago, on which the Statute Of Limitations has undoubtedly run out. So I'm a belligerant, smart-alec asshole...so sue me! Regardless, I feel obligated to give up the Real Goods this time, by confessing to a more recent crime for which I can undoubtedly be charged, tried and convicted, without anything remotely resembling True Justice standing in the way... Get out the warrant and lick your pen, Dudley, because I confess to being guilty of none other than...Accessory After The Fact To Grand Theft Auto! Less than two years ago, nonetheless! <Mounties across Canada cheer, and throw their hats in the air...> Personally, I think that Officer Besalt should get the honour of throwing the cuffs on me for this charge, since the actual perpetrator of the car theft was his good BumBuddyAidsInfestedDrugAddictedInformant, Ian Wasacase, on whose behalf Officer Besalt, a SorryScumBagPieceOfShit ThievingPrick (TM) robbed me at gunpoint in full public view, at the CoalDust Saloon, in Bienfait Saskatchewan. RCMP Officer AJ Besalt, a piece of Human Garbage who has the conscience and intellect of a Slug, not only seems incapable of feeling any sense of shame in dressing up in his neatly pressed uniform, with his shiny badge and shoes, and telling a judge, with a straight face, nonetheless, that, despite his incompetence in being able to produce the proper paperwork on a DogAtLarge charge that he commanded the plaintiff to appear in court on, under the threat of armed, physical violence, the case should be continued, with a new date set, in order for him not to feel like an incompetent moron for being able to handle a simple DogAtLarge case any better than he did an attempted DrugBust, ending up having to retrieve their government informant/agent's DrugBuyFrontMoney at gunpoint from a citizen who had committed no crime. Oh, pardon me...I would hate for anyone to get the *wrong* impression, here... OffalSir Besalt didn't actually mention the part about using a career criminal and police informant to attempt to frame a disabled person on a drug charge by using the threat of violence to get him to sell some of his medication in return for marked money. I guess he didn't want to take up the Court's valueable time with insignificant details. Lest the reader believe, Dog forbid, that I am stringing out my sincere confession in order to torture a poor, pathetic excuse for a human being by including facts and details that never quite seem to make it into the Offical Police Reports, I guess I had best get on with supplying the details of my HeinousCrime. I was very young as a child... <hee-hee> OK, really, now... Ian Wasacase, former preacher <typical, eh?>, had come to Estevan to bestow his blessed presence on his brother, Gilbert, and his family. He had driven down with his NewImprovedDrugAddictedOldLady and a couple of friends who were apparently his apprentices in his life of crime. As overjoyed as Gilbert and his wife, Peggy, were to see Gilbert's beloved brother, Ian, they nonetheless that, in the interest of saving the life of several single children, their own, that it would be best if Ian and his SpoonFed Roadies were to depart, and thus not further endangering the lives of the family's children by shooting their AIDS infested blood all over the floor, walls and ceiling of the bathroom and the children's bedrooms. In consternation with the difficulty of getting the FamilyJunkie and friends out of his home, Gilbert offered to pay my expenses to make a trip to Regina, which he knew I needed to do anyway, in return for leading his brother to believe that I had a medical prescription that was waiting for me in Regina, which I would be interested in selling to pick up a little cash. It worked like a charm... Ian and the SpoonFed Roadies had their belongings packed and were waiting outside, by the vehicles, in 32-seconds flat. (A new world record!) Ian's old lady and two friends climbed into my motorhome, explaining that the heater in the car they had brought didn't work very well, and we proceeded down the highway, toward Regina, with me following Ian's car with my motorhome. Well, not exactly... It turns out that it wasn't Ian's car. It wasn't his old lady's car. It wasn't either of his friends' car. I pretty much figured that out when he pulled over by the side of the road, motioning for me to stop, and then turned onto a small snow-filled side road which received no winter maintenance, and proceeded to put the pedal to the metal, going up and over a railway crossing, and down the other side into a deep snowbank where the car would be hidden until spring thaw. My instincts were further confirmed when he appeared, walking back, with a hammer, a large screwdriver, and the license plates off the car. Did I inform the police of this? Did I turn him in? Nope...I'm AnAccessoryAfterTheFact. To tell the truth, being AnAccessoryAfterTheFact has, thus far, resulted in far less jail time than any of the attempts I have made during my life to provide information and/or assistance to those who are officially sworn to uphold the law. It always seems that those who perpetrate crimes are much more informed on the legal technicalities regarding crimes and criminal proceedings than those who happen to be standing nearby with their thumb up their ass, committing crimes only against themselves. In the end, it always seems to end up that the person who murdered a few hundred babies in their crib gets probation in return for turning State's Evidence against the person who wanders into the room and says, "Uuuhhh...I really don't think you should be doing this." Cynical? Moi? Eat my shorts...I'm talking about Real Life (TM) here, boys and girls, not about Matlock, OK? So, there you have it, Dudley. A full confession that can be used to convict me, coming from my own lips (so to speak, although I actually type with my tongue). No longer will you have to haul my ass repeatedly into court in vain attempts to convict me of crimes of which I am not guilty, as a result of sloppy investigative work and a propensity to ignore the fact that your witnesses are lying scumbag sacks of shit who would testify against their own mothers to get out of their own criminal charges. [EditWhore's Gnote: Since the confession, per se, is complete, members of Royal Canadian Mounted Police may want to forgoe reading the rest of my diatribe, since it will merely fill in a few small details regarding the incompetent, criminal and unconsionable actions of Officer Besalt.] Upon reaching Regina, after the commission of my Heinous Crime of AnAccessoryAfterTheFactToGrandTheftAuto, I decided that I would drop the GrandTheftAutoPerpetrator, et al, off at their place of residence, purporting to go pick up my medications and return, to make my fortune selling them my medications at outrageously low prices. Instead, I seemed to get stuck in the driveway behind their house, even though the snow was not very deep, and I had little trouble driving in. After going in the house to warm up and get a shovel, which it turns out they didn't have, Ian took my winter coat to go get a shovel, or some friends to help, or somesuch. He soon returned without the jacket, without a shovel, and without any friends. Since it was thirty or forty below zero and they had no phone, I quickly began to suspect that, since I obviously wasn't going anywhere, Ian & Company had come to the conclusion that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and that once they were in possession of the medication I currently had, then they could look forward to a bright future in which there might actually be another bird out there somewhere, in the form of a prescription for further medication. Although I would be the last one to heap praise upon Ian for the choices he has made in his life, neither would I be the first to heap huge amounts of abuse on him for his character, or lack thereof. The reason for this is quite simple...he didn't kill me. Ian is a drug addict, with a ferocious habit to feed, and little stength of character left with which to attempt to avoid falling into total moral depravity. However, he chose to scam me, steal from me while I slept, and the like, over the course of several days, instead of just whacking me over the head with an axe and taking all of my medication. This small bit of self-restraint on his part allowed me to split my supply of medication into small stashes which I could allow him to find and steal at a rate suitable for keeping his habit in check, and buy me time for the temperature to rise to a scorching twenty below zero, at which time I made a break for a friend's house some distance away, and suffered only minor frostbite in the process. As far as Officer Besalt, RCMP, is concerned, however...Fuck That Sorry Criminal ScumSucking Piece Of Crap In His Dirty Little Asshole! Officer Besalt, too ignorant to realize who was grinding the organ, and who was dancing with the funny hat and the tin cup, brought Ian down to Estevan in an attempt to bust me for selling my medication. ou see, Ian had been working as an informant for the RCMP in other Saskatchewan districts, enabling the Mounties to arrest and convict a number of desperados, some of whose crime seemed to be wanting to kick Ian's ass for fucking their sisters while being AIDS infested, without telling them. {In all fairness to the Mounties, Ian's bragging about the people who he had screwed over as a police informant indicated that half of them were probably guilty of *something*...} Thus it was that Ian and his old lady appeared on my doorstep in the small hamlet of Bienfait, late one night, wanting to purchase some of my medication. He pulled a wad of money out of his pocket, and seemed fully prepared to make a buy... [Note by AnEditorToBeBustedLater: What it is essential to understand, here, is that any individual on the face of the earth, no matter how dim-witted, could immediately take one look at Ian, seeing him for the first time, and instinctively realize that no matter how desperate he was for a fix, even if he had a million dollars in his pocket, he would first try every scam in the world to steal whatever drugs a person had before he would finally break down and actually *buy* them in an honest, straightforward deal.] I stood there looking at the cash in his hand, mentally visualizing a picture of Dudley DoRight where the Queen's picture normally is, and immediately came to three quick conclusions: 1) The motherfucker *owed* me for the several hundred dollars that it took for me to replace my tires and get my motorhome mobile again. (Not to mention the thousand or so dollars of damage he did to the interior while tearing it apart, looking for drugs.) 2) Ian was only holding forth $ 40.00, out of the several hundred in his possession, obviously intending to purchase a couple of pills, stash the rest of the money in his sock, and pick up a couple of hundred bucks in spare change, over and above what the RCMP were paying him to help frame innocent people. 3) Since Ian was totally incapable of going more than a few hours without drugs, he undoubtedly had some in his possession (probably provided by the Dudley DoRight Pharmacutical Company), and that if I didn't do a deal with him, he might very well stash the forty bucks in my house on his way out, and turn over a few pills of his private stash as evidence against me. I don't like jail...never have...never will... Regardless, there was not a snowball's chance in hell that I was going to pass up an opportunity to fuck Ian out of forty bucks. I snatched the $ 40.00 out of his hand, and said, "OK! I'll meet you at the CoalDust Saloon in ten minutes. I've got the shit stashed outside." Ian knew I was scamming him, but he wasn't sure how. Neither was I, but I had ten minutes to figure it out... Basic Rules Of Life #238: If your's is the strength of ten, because your heart is pure, and you are working for the Forces of Light...never pull your scams in a dark alley. Dark alleys are for criminals, and the criminal with the badge and the gun invariably win the battle. Basic Rules Of Life #239: Criminals are afraid of the light...even criminals with badges and guns. "Sunshine is the best disinfectant." ~ Judge Louis Brandeis I went to the CoalDust Saloon, and used one of the twenties to buy a beer for myself and Ian. Ian wanted me to give him the drugs, and I told him to hold on for a minute. I walked over to the change machine by the Video Lottery Terminals and put the other twenty and the beer change in, turning them into loonies. I gave Ian ten of the Loonies. I proceeded to put the rest of the Loonies into a VLT machine and begin gambling. Ian asked me where the drugs were. I told him to fuck off. He looked hurt and hung around like a kicked puppy, while his old lady made a call on the pay phone. Officer Besalt walked through the door of the CoalDust Saloon a few minutes later. [eah, yeah, it's me again: The RCMP cover a lot of territory in a thinly populated area, around Estevan, and thus it takes them a considerable amount of time to respond to calls. It may take them several hours to respond to a traffic accident, or thirty minutes to an hour to respond to serious crimes late at night. If they walk through the door five minutes after being called, it is because they were sitting around the corner, and waited for four minutes before getting out of their vehicle and coming in.] Officer Besalt needed to get the Mountie's DrugFrontMoney back while pretending it was Ian's money. Lottsa luck... We discussed the situation, as I sat playing the VLT, and I quite simply told the OffalSir that Ian had offered me money to buy drugs from me and that I had taken it, since he owed me hundreds of dollars for having slashed my tires in order to hold me hostage and steal my drugs in Regina. Unfortunately, I didn't use the word 'taken.' I told OffalSir Besalt that I had 'snatched' the money from Ian's hand, whereupon both Besalt and I knew that he was now free to fuck with me if I did not return the money, since I had implied that Ian might not have relinquished the money totally voluntarily. Although I was between a rock and a hard place, not having the money, there *is* a Dog! I hit a minor jackpot that gave me forty bucks. As I waited for the barmaid to cash in my ticket and bring me the money, I made a point of going into great detail, loud enough for everyone nearby to hear, about how the person on whose behalf the RCMP Officer was shaking me down was a drug addict who was attempting to make a drug buy from me, and how I was unwilling to commit the crime, desiring only to receive the money that he owed me for slashing my tires and holding me hostage in severe winter conditions in the BigCity. "Sunshine is the best disinfectant." The Bottom Line: OffalSir Besalt is a sorry, scumbag Nazi piece of shit with no better morals or conscience than to try to use a lying, conniving criminal scam- artist who has provided countless Canadian youth with hard drugs while working as a paid RCMP agent/informant, to attempt to entrap a mentally disabled individual into committing a crime by selling his medications in order to prevent once again being victimized by a lifetime criminal. Oh, yeah...and *I* have never murdered anyone by giving them AIDS while being under the legal protection of the RCMP. _____________________ Non-Adobe PostScript: One of the more humorous aspects of the Ian Wasacase Saga was a news story in the Regina Leader Post in regard to the RCMP's ultra-secret informant/witness in the trial of four(?) men accused of armed robbery (and murder?). After describing the individual's identity being cloaked by his participation in the Witness Protection Program, the Leader Post, toward the end of the article, revealed Ian's name. Duuhhh... Ian is now serving hard time in a Manitoba prison as a result of a multitude of armed robberies he committed while working under the protective umbrella of the RCMP. {Undoubtedly hoping that his cellmates don't have a subscription to the Regina Leader Post.} Officer Besalt is serving hard time as a result of being trapped in the mind and body of an Ignorant Nazi Fuck (TM). {Undoubtedly too fucking ignorant to realize that he would be much better off being Ian Wasacase.} Attention Law Enforcement Agents: "Smoke 'em if you confiscated 'em..."

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NSA's Long Strong Arm
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

>From a series in Network World, July 20, 1998, "The Long, Strong Arm of the NSA," about the Agency's methods of enforcing export obedience with intimidation, delay and obfuscation: User manual: Dodging the rules By Ellen Messmer Network World, The National Security Agency (NSA) wrote the export rules on encryption. But from the point of view of corporations that want to ship U.S. software to their foreign offices, getting around the U.S. export rules is a top priority. And even for those who used to work at the NSA, it's still a challenge. "Well, I wrote those export rules when I was at the NSA," confessed Russell Davis, now chief of information technology security at SBC Warburg Dillon Read, a division of Swiss Bank Corp., which operates in 77 countries. Since joining the corporate life, Davis has used his knowledge of the NSA to find ways to work around the export system on behalf of his customer, the bank, which uses a lot of encryption-based security gear. "It took 17 months to figure out how to get crypto-based smart cards to Swiss facilities and elsewhere," Davis said. "But I wrote the rules on all this, and I know how to get around them." Would he ever consider using government- approved data-recovery? "Never," Davis declared. "My customers come first!" "Our customers just aren't going to buy these types of products," said Tom Carty, vice president of business development for GTE CyberTrust. He agreed the government is leading industry down a path to build products few users will willingly buy. --------- More at Network World: http://www.nwfusion.com/news/0720nsa.html (requires sign-up) Mirror: http://jya.com/nsa-lsa.htm Thanks to MO.

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Hooray Mondex
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Here's a Chase-Mondex user's report from Manhattan's upper west side test bed: 1. We got about 20 of the first cards and sent them around the globe to crackers. None shared the fruits but a few came back with requests, see 2 : 2. By special request of sweettalking crackers who had heard about the first batch, we got a few more, and knowing these folks were honest, we loaded the cards with a few bucks from our bank account as they asked, "for testing." Days later we were broke. 3. Chase refilled our account and apologized for insufficient protection from electronic bandits. The bandits sent us 50% of what they stole: $12.00. Rudely wrote: get a job. 4. Recently, we got two of Citibank's cards with $5.00 each on them. Tried for days to get local merchants to take them, none would because they lacked a unique magnetic stripe they'd been advised to watch for, which, we later learned, once swiped could tap into global data banks on the user, clean their accounts, screw their records, erase the institutionalized mugging, leave an audit showing it was the irresponsible military-site crackers who did it. 5. We got $5,000,000 digi-cash for that info from SDA, who got it from the institutions running the Mondex banditry: those ACP recommends the Commerce Department grant license exceptions for the export of encryption products of any strength that have been determined to be "legitimate and responsible."[*] Happily Legitimate and Responsible ---------- * http://jya.com/acp-dier.htm

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CTIA Daily News from WOW-COM - July 21, 1998
by CTIA Daily News 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Donkey Dick: Man tries penis swap with Donkey/Springer's 'love child'
by STUFFED/EUREKA! 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Welcome to today's issue of Stuffed. To read it you should click on the URL below. If it is not made clickable by your email program you will need to use your mouse to highlight the line, copy it and then paste it into your browser (then press Return). http://stuffed.net/98/7/21/ If you have an email program that can display web pages you will find today's front cover should have already been disp- layed and can be clicked on to take you straight to Stuffed. This email is never sent unsolicited. Stuffed is the supplement for the Eureka newsletter you subscribed to. Full instructions on unsubscribing are in every issue of Eureka!

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