December 2003 - cypherpunks-legacy

Live At The CypherMore - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Live At The CypherMore East - THEM...LIVE! - SAHMD!!! _____________________________________________________ Actually, the movie, produced in 1988, and released just in time to throw the Author into a hysterical state of Termial Paranoia, was called, "They Live, and still is. (called that, I mean). [EditWhore's Node: The reason the Author never bothers to go back and correct his spelling, syntax (whatever that is) and miscarriage-returns of linguistic justice, is that her mentor, who was as equally good a pitcher as she was a catcher, told her, "Never rewrite, the reader might be gaining on you."] It was a dark and normal night... Until the Author booted up SCO Xenix at 4 a.m. in a sleazy little motel room in ButtFuck, North Dakota. Then, as the Daemons, Zombies, Orphan Zombies and the dreaded Cron were released to wreak their havoc in ToshibaWorld, in the heart of the Author's 5200C portable computer, LadyLuck, not having a date for the evening, intervened to provide mitigating circumstances which would eventually become evidence in the Court Of Public Opinion as to the mitigating circumstances which needed to be considered before sentencing the Author to a lifetime of Hard Labor, trying to give birth to a new perceptive world-view paridigm in which WeTheSheeple felt perfectly comfortable returning a judgement of, "Guilty, by reason of insanity." (As well as a guilty verdict on the misdemeanor charge of, "I don't care if the people from the Justice Department *are* reaming you a new cornhole on my living room floor, I don't want you using that kind of language in front of my children.") For the Author, as his (or her...or their) mind began to break under the strain of trying to hold back the Forces of Evil that escaped from Bell Laboratories, hidden in the carry-on baggage of the Unix Operating System, the only hope of sanity seemed to lie in turning on the BoobTube (even though they visually bleep out the naked boobs on TV in North Dakota), and trying to defend HimOrHer self with the technological opiate of the asses...Gilligan's Island. It was not to be... Instead, despite the fact that TV goes off the air around 10 p.m. in the smaller northern states, the Author found himself finding himself foundering in a flow of Taoist synchronicity which goes far beyond the temporal concerns of everyday life, resulting in him living a schizophrenic existence, torn between Arizona and Saskatchewan, neither of which adheres to the Daylight Saving Time standard that decent, God-fearing Americans and Canadians hold sacred, whereupon the movie, "They Live" sprung on to the Midget Silver Screen sitting atop a faded yellow table with cigarette burns around the edges, completely out of visual harmony with the vile-green colored rug with a multitude of cigarette burns dotting its nearly threadbare surface. The Author found HimOrHerSelf battling the Mutant Monsters created by 'our engineers' talking to 'their engineers' (without ever managing to discover why your hard drive only crashes just before your job-performance review), as well as simultaneously drinking in the sights and sounds of a movie showing on a TV set which had not yet been plugged in--a movie in which a pair of "men who love men, every now and then" [WAS: Male Bonding In America - I Think Some People Are Going Just A Little Too Far] found themselves, on a dark and stormy night [(c) Snoopy], discovering a box of dark glasses which enabled them to see the scum- sucking aliens living in humanity's midst, without our knowledge. The Author, for the first time realizing the dire warning hidden in ZZ Top's classic musical offering, 'Cheap Sun Glasses,' decided that, given the fact that the theme of his last music album, "Please! Stop Me Before I Sing Again," had been embraced by the music-loving public to such a degree that he was hounded out of the industry, SheOrHe's only realistic course of action, in order to warn others about the frightening dangers to be found lurking within the heart of the Unix Operating System, was to use the Medium to proclaim the Message (even though, according to Marshal McClueHandLuke, they are identical twins, although in a microcosm-macrocosm sort of way, like Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwartzenager). Thus was born, "The Xenix Chainsaw Massacre - The True Story Of The InterNet - Part I." The rest is history... Well, not *all* of it is history, since we are currently writing some of it, now...which you are reading...now. And the rEvolution is NOW!, too, so... Lying Awake In Bed At 4 a.m. Burning Question #38679: "Was the <Pg Up> key invented by a sorry, drunken asshole who could never keep track of the point he was trying to make?" Wait here, I'll be back... <Pg Up> <Pg Up> <Pg Up> <Pg Down> <Pg Down> <Enter> "Shit!" <BackSpace> <BackSpace> <BackSpace> "Fuck! Godamnn it!" 'o' <Enter> <Pg Down> OK, like I was saying... MultiMedia... The Author, in 1989, had discovered and explored the first, true VirtualRealityMultiMediaExperience, in which HeOrShe could no longer distinguish between the Medium, the Message, the Meaning, the MeanderingMind, or the voices inside her head which told her that the Messages From Mars coming through the fillings in her teeth were FUD, disseminated by an insurance sales activist with a hidden agenda. Worried about the fact that some egoistical, elitist fuckwad might, at some point in the future, try to claim credit for the Author's discovery of MultiMedia, HeOrShe set Stanley's WayBack Machine to a point which corresponded to the exact Time-Space-Mind equivalent of the Nadir Point between alpha and omega, and could distinctly hear Tim C. May <tcmay(a)got.net> hollering, "I'm going to write about MultiMedia in the CypherPunks archives on the first day the list exists, and you will *never* get credit for the concept." The Author, realizing that the preceeding makes little sense, suddenly realized that all HeOrShe really wanted to point out in this chapter is that, despite the fact that it is a B-grade movie in which Meg Foster never shows her tits, the movie 'They Live' speaks a Truth which needs to be understood by any individual who professes an interest in journeying beyond an imaginary world-view in which he believes that buying the Jeep seen sitting on top of the mountain peak will really result in him getting to fuck the living shit out of the large-breasted blonde bombshell lying across the hood of the vehicle. (Or, alternatively, her thinking that purchasing New Lemon Joy Dish Detergent will really lead to her lifemate doing his share of the dishes, and becoming more romantic, instead of just humping her and then rolling over and going to sleep.) ONE-TIME OFFER!!! [NOT TO BE REPEATED IN THE FUTURE] Any 'True Story of the InterNet' reader who undertakes to watch, and believe the message of, 'They Live', is hereby Officially Absolved of any guilt they may feel in the future, over automatically deleting any post sent to the CypherPunks Disturbed Male LISP by the Author, despite any uneasy feeling they may have that HeOrShe, in spite of the obvious lunacy inherent the MeatSpace Manifestation of the maunuscripts, is truly from the GovernmentHomeForTheCriminallyInsane, and is here to Help (TM) them...

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17 Dec '03

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17 Dec '03

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Re: Live At The CypherMore - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by StanSqncrs＠aol.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

This is an interesting, coincidence? ;-) In a message dated 7/18/98 12:58:15 AM Central Daylight Time, lreed(a)west.cscwc.pima.edu writes: << The Author, for the first time realizing the dire warning hidden in ZZ Top's classic musical offering, 'Cheap Sun Glasses,' ... >> << ... Worried about the fact that some egoistical, elitist fuckwad might, at some point in the future, try to claim credit for the Author's discovery of MultiMedia, HeOrShe set Stanley's WayBack Machine to a point which corresponded to the exact Time-Space-Mind equivalent of the Nadir Point between alpha and omega, and could distinctly hear Tim C. May <tcmay(a)got.net> hollering, "I'm going to write about MultiMedia in the CypherPunks archives on the first day the list exists, and you will *never* get credit for the concept." >> ROFLOL! What's coincidental? The latest tune that my band, Nobody's Business (in which I play bass and sing) has learned, is Cheap Sunglasses by ZZ Top. If it ain't coinicidence, I got a 'scarecrow' in my band. Someone tell me if it's good or bad to be in the 'Space Aliens Hide My Drugs' series. ;-) Stan, Nobody's Business http://members.aol.com/stansqncrs/nobiz.html

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There ARE NO Coincidences...
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

* From: StanSqncrs(a)aol.com This is an interesting, coincidence? ;-) In a message dated 7/18/98 12:58:15 AM Central Daylight Time, lreed(a)west.cscwc.pima.edu writes: << The Author, for the first time realizing the dire warning hidden in ZZ Top's classic musical offering, 'Cheap Sun Glasses,' ... >> ROFLOL! What's coincidental? The latest tune that my band, Nobody's Business (in which I play bass and sing) has learned, is Cheap Sunglasses by ZZ Top. If it ain't coinicidence, I got a 'scarecrow' in my band. Someone tell me if it's good or bad to be in the 'Space Aliens Hide My Drugs' series. ;-) Stan, ~ ~ ~ ~ It's no coincidence, Stan...we've been keeping an eye on you. Toto ~~~~ p.s. - ou've got something hanging from your lip. p.p.s. - No...the *left* side...

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by RAED SALAH 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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17 Dec '03

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Re: There ARE NO Coincidences...
by StanSqncrs＠aol.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

In a message dated 7/18/98 3:56:56 AM Central Daylight Time, lreed(a)west.cscwc.pima.edu writes: << It's no coincidence, Stan...we've been keeping an eye on you. >> That's why I suggest listening to I Robot by Alan Parson's Project. Stan

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Scanning the DES Cracker
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

>From the EFF Web site: "Cracking DES" has been published only in print because US export controls on encryption make it a crime to publish such information on the Internet, but the book is designed to be easy to scan into computers. John Gilmore has written that he is unable to provide the digitized text of the book sitting on his desk due to export controls, and that Chapter 4 of the book explains what EFF expects to happen. EFF will link to an offshore URL as soon as the volume has been scanned and posted. We'll commence scanning the book as soon as it arrives here next week and will provide the exportable parts to those working on the US-forbidden.

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by Dumitru Tudor 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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17 Dec '03

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I had sex with Bigfoot/Married to the slob
by STUFFED/EUREKA! 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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by Life.Without.Debt 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Re: `Vulis terminator' full of crap (Re: net.cop revs up again)
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

This is fact, not the media kind: I've tried to reach Dimitri by phone a few times since Termination, indeed Mr. T. helped me find a working number (forwarded to his own). A lady sounding like Guy there took my name, number and request for DM to call. But he hasn't. He just keeps posting as Guy, as Tim, as Nuri, muliple Adams, Johns, Jims, Peters, anons, and so on, each of the imposters posing as others. Remember this fact, Tim/Dimitri were in cahoots to nuke the legacy toaderpunks from day one, pretending to be halves of evil twins. (Note the overlapping name spelling.) Still, shifting back to media, the five of us in Manhattan -- Perry, Dimitri, Guy, Duncan (Ray's in Brooklyn -- hundreds more don't openly affinity) hate each other's guts with infinite passion as is the duty of citizens competing for dole here, especially since 20 millions of us are on the dole, thank you Mr. Roosevelt for legalizing taxing/extoriting/wall streeting the rest of the globe beyond the Hudson and Fire Island, from itzy-ritzy bankers to scum of the media sapoid. Primarily, though, our full-time role is to hide from each other and the vengeful planet, have our machines say things like, speak to my agent, my lawyer, my mate, then flip a switch to the voice of the referent saying things like, he's not in, he's traveling, he's away, his son's just been killed skiing, he'll get back, cackle like Freddie. Shifting back to fact: Dimitri's lady who took my name was: Dimitri, Guy, Perry, Duncan, Ray, any of Dimitri's manifold enemies and friends, any of you. Who knows who's here? Nothing I've seen proves cypherpunks exists: I've seen Ray twice and he wasn't the same. I've seen Duncan twice and he wasn't the same. Neither recognized me either. We've all introduced ourselves to Jim Kallstrom as one another, and did the same to several of Kallstrom's stand-ins. Mark this: "Perry Metzger" for certain is non-existent, it's only a mail drop, a chalk mark, a can by the road, a highly paid fictional security scam: Pay or plonk. Cooped cops and holed-up criminals do, up the kazoo. I say for a fact the crypto/cypherpunk/cops/spooks game's one bird doing a solo dance. Who that bird is, works for, remains to be reported reliably: an impossibility by definition. 100 to 1 it's a rogue bot, buried in a bridge caisson, powered by tidal flow or planetary rotation, unstoppable until earth freezes, burns or implodes to infinite deception. Dimitri was not terminated, can't be, he never was, like the rest of us highly classified phantasms. Adam Back got the story right, he's exchanging messages with a bot mirroring his inner evil, call that Tim, call it Dimitri, he'll call back as the One True Terminator you don't want to meet, ever, but will.

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Re: ZDTV and CNN coverage of DES Cracker
by John D. Hays 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

>Date: Sat, 18 Jul 1998 22:06:31 -0400 >To: John Gilmore <gnu(a)toad.com> >From: "John D. Hays" <@> >Subject: Re: ZDTV and CNN coverage of DES Cracker >In-Reply-To: <199807180011.RAA02044(a)toad.com> > >At 05:11 PM 7/17/98 -0700, you wrote: >>ZDTV will have me on the 8PM news tonight, and Barry Steinhardt on >>their "Silicon Spin" program today. >> >>CNN took pictures earlier today, I don't know when they'll use them. >> > > Congratulations to you and the EFF. I caught some of Silicon Spin. Everyone seemed to agree that DES was weak and the government is going about things all wrong. But CNN doesn't get it. > >To paraphrase: >"A popular method of scrambling data was dealt a blow today... by a specially built cracking machine... a BANKER was quoted as admonishing these efforts as reckless for it will only benefit _criminals_." > > I don't remember it verbatim but I remember the impression I got from CNN. Now, this was only a news brief, not a report or a panel, but it illustrates the ignorance (or bias) of big media. > > They never said "encryption". Instead referring to it as "method of scrambling data". Encryption is a geeky Big Word that CNN thinks normal people won't know. They completely ignored the social and political implications of cracking DES. Using encryption to secure your correspondence, for authentication, or to protect Freedom and Liberty are geeky Big Concepts that CNN thinks normal people won't understand. > > Now I don't expect an in-depth report on a complex issue in thirty seconds. But to completely ignore the real issues and give us a half assed uncited falsehood? Did anyone see any good coverage of the DES crack on CNN, ABC, NBC or any other big corporate news program? > >

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by kryz 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Leftist Nutly News - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
by Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Leftist Nutly News - SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! __________________________________________________ The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have a major, major problem on their hands. They finally got their man, and now have absofuckinglutely no idea what to do with HimOrHer. Well...*two* major problems, actually. They've started believing their own press--a deadly step which leads down a long, torturous path of, in this case, mutually assured nuclear individual and group self-destruction. Uuhhh...make that 'two-and-a-half' major problems. (I forgot to 'carry the two,' realized that things didn't quite add up in the reader's mind, and realized that there is a natural-born corollary to the mathematically logical theorem I have proposed above, which I shall henceforth erudite to you.) [EditBore's (Left) Nut: The AuthWhore, ALegendInHisOwnSlime as a result of his earthly eruditions and epistles on everything under the sun (not to mention the son) as a result of his rather questionable contributions to the Bienfait Nutly News and The True Story of the InterNet manuscripts, also happens to be, by an amazing stroke of coincidence noted by Stan SequinWearer recently, a MathematicalLegendInHisOwnMind as the result of imagining that she is a respected member of an internationally recognized elit/e/ist group of renowned mathematical military genius members of a ThreeNumberedAgencyToBeDividedLater which is uncommonly known as the CypherPunks Distributed Nuts. In all modesty (since I am writing this myself, only as if in the third person--an old writer's trick...), the Arthur is indeed one of the formost authorities of our era on the 'New Age Math,' which is an Einsteinian Fusion of LogicAndReason with a BeerSteinIan QuantumLeap beyond any semblance of normal propriety and/or common-sense, in which one's traditional mathematical results on the BlackBoard are combined with a psychic reading of the results of mixing last night's pizza with a morning half-finished-stale-beer-with-a-butt-in-it, now residing in the WhitePorcelainBowl, in order to be able to offer firm proof to the President's Commission On Propping Up A Decaying American Educational System that the FoolsOn TheHill can safely legislate the value of Pi to be 3.0, in order to avoid discrimination against the Mathematically Challenged, without adversely affecting <everybody put your hand over your heart, and start singing, "God Bless America"> "NATIONAL SECURIT" <flags fly, drums roll, citizens being prodded in the back with bayonettes cheer>, since all circles, save one, can be forced back into the shape that the Judo/ Christian God of Moses, Abraham, and Lot's wife, had intended for them, by a conscientiously applied plan of good oral hygene and the abandonment of any further pretense of paying the slightest bit of attention to the HumanRightsWhichBelong ToEveryIndividualOnTheFaceOfTheEarthAsANaturalBirthrightAnd NotAsAResultOfBeingAllegedlyBESTOWEDUPONTHEMByWordsWritten OnAPieceOfParchment. The Author, in HisOrHer latest work, "What Value of Pie Does A 500 Pound Gorilla Get For Breakfast?"--free to the first three million subscribers to this weekend's InterNet Pay Per View MultiMedia Extravaganza, where HeOrShe masturbates, for the first time, at the age of 93, for a virtually live audience of sicko's and perverts--explains that many of the underprivileged youth of today have pawned their calculators to buy crack-pipes, and their only education in mathematical sciences has come from their attorney's attempts to explain 'five to ten' to them.] Like I was saying, before I was so *rudely* interrupted... The second half of the second problem is that, not only are the RCMP in mortal danger of believing their own press, but they also face the even more mortal danger (A coward dies a thousand deaths--but more on *that* later...) of the reverse parallax corollary of their ArchieEnemy, the Bienfait Nutly Noose, being found believable, despite the OneManFullCourtPress's constant claims of conniving, conspiratorial lunacy fed by a wide variety of widely recognized atmospheric brainwave disturbances which are caused by such things as solar flare-ups, moon phases, and astroids approaching the earth with space ships hiding behind them (so it was a comet...so sue me!), resulting in HeOrShe having to fill in the parts of the MessagesFromMars that were not entirely legible due to the Voices screaming inside HisOrHer head. In short, the poor dumb bastards who bought into the Dudley DoRight Mythology (TM), only to find themselves becoming trained animals in a MusicalRide that embodied one Horse'sAss sitting atop another one and going in circles where the Music had no Magic... Well, let's just say that, somewhere deep inside, the poor buggers recognize that, no matter how many of them there are, or how many guns they acquire (while hiding the citizen's guns under a Rock), being trained to obey, instead of think, may prove to be their ultimate undoing. What I am getting at, here, is that there is undoubtedly not a single member of the RoyalHorseHumpers who has crossed my path in the last half-decade who has not taken one look at me and instinctively realized that I needed to be put down like a filthy dog, despite the admonishons of their superiors that the all-important Image (TM) must be maintained, for appearances sake. Now...it is too late. A member of a Canadian mainstream community cult known as the Estevanites, Brad Parker (no relation to himself), once replied, upon being asked his name by a member the Royal HorseHumpers, "Fuck ou! My name is Fuck ou!" Being, at the time, your AverageCanadianWhiteBoyPussy, it took me years to realize that, far from being a beligerant, ignorant fool, too stupid to forsee the consequences of his actions, Brad had astutely assessed the situation which he found himself in, and realized that being taken to jail, instead of being severly beaten and left lying in a back alley, was the superior option only when one did not have a friend who had promised to meet him at home with a case of beer after the bars closed. He made the right choice... {Let's have a big, big round of applause for broken, bleeding Brad, an inspiration to *serious* drinkers everywhere, who are not only in it for the pissing away of their money and the lack of glory (or even respect, for that matter).} Well, to make a long story even incredibly longer, the LittleFucker that the RCMP, Canadian Customs and Immigration and the Canadian Justice System threatened to ButtHole (TM) at the tender age of five ("If it threatens the life of a single child..."), finally wised-up, and became <trumpets blare, Royal Canadian Mounties bend over and prepare to bleed> the BigFuckou! {Change the name on my warrants, boys and girls, because I have my Johnson so far up your butts that I'm going to be able to tell you *how* I fucked you and *why* I fucked you, and there's not a Dogammed thing you can do about it.} Details? ou want *details*? Gee, gang, I'm a little thirsty, and I think I'll take a break, have a couple of beers and relax. Having had the Government's Richard up my butt for a half-century, I don't think there's any big rush for me to get my nut, now that it's *my* turn... [ Important Announcement For Law Enforcement Agencies: "James Bell polls for *you*..." ]

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Tit's a victory: Twany Peaks not a boob basher/White House zombie sex
by STUFFED/EUREKA! 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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send me the book
by JackeI466＠aol.com 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

send me the book (e/mail me back

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IDEA chip evaluation?
by David Honig 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Anyone actually received the IDEA chip eval board from ASCOM? How long does this take? honig(a)alum.mit.edu Speech is not protected simply because we write it in a language Federal Judge Gwin on the Bernstein case

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magic codes
by Rahsaan Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

looking for magic codes for cellphones know of any please send

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