December 2003 - cypherpunks-legacy

No Subject
by Mix 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

>Hey, I requested off this list ages ago. >Why don't you simply pull my >subscription and we'll ALL be happy? :-) >Stan Because we are all laughing at you, you stupid bastard.

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No Subject
by Mix 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

...and then there is the "StanSquncr" virus that prompts you to pawn your computer for a $20 crackrock. Two hours later, you find yourself on a street corner sucking dick for $5 rocks. I'm your REAL daddy, Stan.

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Chaffing and Winnowing
by Anonymous Sender 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Aside from the considerable overhead created by C/W, I observe a possible pitfall. suppose I start every new message at ID# 0. The first time I C/W a message everything works fine. The next time I C/W a message with the same MAC, I give some very juciy clues to what both messages were. This is because the item that the MAC applied to was an ID number and a bit. well, that bit is either zero or one... so any bit that corresponds between my first and second message will yield an identicle MAC, thus making it easy for anybody to seperate some of the wheat from the chaff, merely by simple observation. though in a real implementation, I probably wouldn't be so niave as to start every new message with the same packet ID, I point out that there's an upper limit on the amount of data that should be transmitted before a new authentication key should be arranged... that is assuming that the ID field was of finite size. Rivest mentioned in passing using a 32 bit ID. That's an impressive number of bits to C/W, but certainly not unattainable. -SM2k

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Your courageous stance...
by TruthMongrel 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

I would like to congratulate and thank you for the courageous stance that you have taken by doing your part to help stop the spread of anarchistic and possibly illegal content on the InterNet by denying access to those who use the freedom and rights granted them by the Constitution to abuse those privileges. Your stance is particularly admired by those of us who share your interest in preventing the spread of free access to all types of information, in light of the fact that you have not shied away from persecuting those connected with the Circle of Eunuchs, thus possibly putting yourself, your family and your business in physical danger, as well as virtual danger. Given the current dissension within the ranks of the Cirle of Eunuchs and the Army of Dog, concerning whether their assault on censorship and censors should be consumated in CyberSpace or MeatSpace, there are few who are willing to put themselves in the line of fire to support the same ideals that other great Americans, such as Senator Joe McCarthy and J. Edgar Hoover, have championed. Regardless of the possible physical danger you will be subjected to if the proponents of MeatSpace retruibution to censorship supporters win out in the current battle for control of the resources of the Army of Dog, your choice to submit to government oppressors and legal threats is likely the right one, since the government currently has more and better armed thugs than those who oppose them. TruthMonger III "Ain't no safety this side of the grave...never has been...never will be."

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Re:Stan the Human!
by StanSquncr 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

In a message dated 98-03-24 16:09:52 EST, mixmaster(a)remail.obscura.com writes: << >Hey, I requested off this list ages ago. >Why don't you simply pull my >subscription and we'll ALL be happy? :-) >Stan Because we are all laughing at you, you really smart guy. >> Hey, I got my laughs too! Stan

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Kill 'em all...*I'll* sort 'em out...
by Timothy C. May 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

----- Forward from TruthMonger III ----- I would like to congratulate and thank you for the courageous stance that you have taken by doing your part to help stop the spread of anarchistic and possibly illegal content on the InterNet by denying access to those who use the freedom and rights granted them by the Constitution to abuse those privileges. Your stance is particularly admired by those of us who share your interest in preventing the spread of free access to all types of information, in light of the fact that you have not shied away from persecuting those connected with the Circle of Eunuchs, thus possibly putting yourself, your family and your business in physical danger, as well as virtual danger. Given the current dissension within the ranks of the Cirle of Eunuchs and the Army of Dog, concerning whether their assault on censorship and censors should be consumated in CyberSpace or MeatSpace, there are few who are willing to put themselves in the line of fire to support the same ideals that other great Americans, such as Senator Joe McCarthy and J. Edgar Hoover, have championed. Regardless of the possible physical danger you will be subjected to if the proponents of MeatSpace retruibution to censorship supporters win out in the current battle for control of the resources of the Army of Dog, your choice to submit to government oppressors and legal threats is likely the right one, since the government currently has more and better armed thugs than those who oppose them. TruthMonger III "Ain't no safety this side of the grave...never has been...never will be." ---- End of Alleged Forwarded Message ----- Despite the fact that the missive you are currently reading is an obvious forgery, I, Timothy C. May <tm(a)dev.null>, would like to exhort all of my fellow victims of forgeries by the DogMeister@Sympatico to form their own Cult of One chapter of the Army of Dog. Unless each and every individual who is concerned with gaining the liberty to exercise the basic rights and freedoms which come from being a unique participant in the universe which has formed them (and which they have had a hand in forming) steps forward to demand the right to exercise and manifest their values and beliefs in MeatSpace, as well as CyberSpace...uuhhh...has anybody seen my shoes? "We have met the future of rEvolution, and it is us." ~ Ogop Due to the heavy investment I have made in MeatSpace weaponry, I will be supporting the factions of the Army of Dog which are promoting a physical war against the enemies of freedom, but I recognize that those whose investment is in newer warfare technologies have an equal right to fight the battle within the slightly more infinite boundaries of Digital Reality. "The screens of freedom must occassionally be refreshed with a GUI- supported blood-color of digital martyrs." ~ AGuyTooLazyToLookUpTheOriginalQuote Despite the concerns of some members of the Cypherpunks Distributed Mailing List about the forged attributions of the DogMeister concerning the beliefs and stances of various individual list members, we all know, deep down inside, that Janet Reno's secret lover, Officer Furhman, is right when he whispers in her ear during their fuckmaking (in a manner that is a felony in the majority of states, which is why they only do it in Federal offices), "The CypherPunks may not be guilty of the crimes that TruthMongrel attributes to them, but they are all guilty of *something*..." Timothy C. May <tm(a)dev.null> "There is something 'Wong' when I have to send 'chop, chop' messages to an increasing number of posters to the Cypherpunks list."

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Re: Kill 'em all...*I'll* sort 'em out...
by StanSquncr 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

In a message dated 98-03-24 19:48:49 EST, tm(a)dev.null writes: << ----- Forward from TruthMonger III ----- <SNIP!> I would like to congratulate and thank you for the courageous stance that you have taken by doing your part to help stop the spread of anarchistic and possibly illegal content on the InterNet by denying access to those who use the freedom and rights granted them by the Constitution to abuse those privileges. Your stance is particularly admired by those of us who share your interest in preventing the spread of free access to all types of information <SNIP> concerning whether their assault on censorship and censors should be consumated in CyberSpace or MeatSpace, there are few who are willing to put themselves in the line of fire to support the same ideals that other great Americans, such as Senator Joe McCarthy and J. Edgar Hoover, have championed. >> Ah yes, fits like a lock and a key. Pro-censorship guys also being pro McCarthy guys! After all, these "Know-nothings" today, are the 'Modern McCarthyites' (see my political page) Stan

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CIA Trained Gorilla Femnists
by TruthMongrer 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Male Gorilla, Released to Mate with Females, Drops Dead AP 24-MAR-98 TOKYO (AP) The excitement, or perhaps the pressure, apparently was too much for Sultan. The 28-year-old male gorilla, specially moved to a cage to mate with three females, instead dropped dead. The 400-pound lowland gorilla ran around briefly and played with his new friends Monday, then suddenly collapsed, apparently after suffering a heart attack, said Kunihiko Yasui, head of animal breeding at Kyoto Municipal Zoo. ~~~ Reports from non-mainstream news sources indicate that one of the female gorillas was carrying an umbrella which was nowhere to be found when invesigators searched the cage after the mysterious death of the male gorilla. Gertrude Stein, denying that an elite corps of techno-femnists is involved with providing CIA BlackOps training for female subjects of a digital-implant experiment being conducted by the NSA, merely said, "What is good for the goose is not always necessarily good for the gorilla." Anonymous sources from the CypherPunks Distributed Mailing List indicated that the assassination was coordinated by Blanc Weber, a list member who disguises her hidden agenda of MeatSpace violence by constantly admonishing list members for expressing the results of the excessive male hormones surging through their potential-rapist bodies. The sources cited Weber's previous support of Zsa-Zsa Grubor as proof of her involvement with radical femnist movements whose goals are secretly financed by Wonder Bra, Wonder Woman, and Wonder Bread. Mainstream media sources continue to claim that this post is nothing more than the psychotic babblings of a FrostBack To Be Named Later. However, this view is obvious in error, or an intelligent person such as yourself would not stil be reading this post, eh? TruthFemnist, "And, after my operation, I will learn to spell 'feminist' correctly."

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Re: Welcome to cypherpunks-unedited
by StanSquncr 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

In a message dated 98-03-24 19:18:48 EST, Majordomo(a)toad.com writes: << Cypherpunks assume privacy is a good thing and wish there were more of it. Cypherpunks acknowledge that those who want privacy must create it for themselves and not expect governments, corporations, or other large, faceless organizations to grant them privacy out of beneficence. Cypherpunks know that people have been creating their own privacy for centuries with whispers, envelopes, closed doors, and couriers. Cypherpunks do not seek to prevent other people from speaking about their experiences or their opinions. >> I agree with all that. << ... Cypherpunks love to practice. They love to play with public key cryptography. ... >> But when it's used as simply a means of identifying yourself on a public list, is that really privacy protection? Seems like a mis-use of the technology to me. Stan

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While you were bending over for the soap... / Re: Kill 'em all...*I'll* sort 'em out...
by nobody＠REPLAY.COM 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

TM forged: > within the slightly more infinite boundaries of ATTN: Circle of Eunuchs Initiates !!! An in-depth investigation by the NSA has confirmed, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the dark-conspiracy manifestos that make up 'The True Story of the InterNet' series, as well as all peripheral communications from various CoE members, has been nothing more than a clever ruse to subversively slip the concept quoted above into the minds of the unsuspecting schills of the Author. Please be advised that individuals who allow themselves to be influenced by the subversive concept expressed above run the risk of mistakenly acting under the assumption that 'infinity' can be defined by the individual, and thus they are capable of escaping the limitations which the programmed reality of those in authority over them exercises in order to protect them from the madness which can result from attempting to cross the boundaries of thought and action which have long since been proven statistically safe to transverse, according to recent CNN polls designed to ensure that we all remain safely within the pens within which airport security personnel and tax officials are acting in our best interests. Those who disagree with the stance taken by the author of this post will be audited by the IRS as potential troublemakers. Thank You, the author of this post

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Expert Testimony [ATTN: Donald C. Randolph, Esq.]
by Toto 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Re: >Kevin >Mitnick is seeking a highly credentialed expert in computer security, >telecommunications, system and network administration to testify Mr. Mitnick & Mr. Randolph, If you desire, I can put you in contact with an individual who has not only been described as 'The World's Foremost Computer Expert' in a variety of computer manuscripts and journals dating as far back as 1989, but who would also be willing to testify as to his personal involvement in the ethical violation of a plethora of MeatSpace laws in the last few decades during his activities in CyberSpace. I am speaking of C.J. Parker. >Qualified candidates must have an advanced degree and be knowledgeable > in DOS, Windows 3.ll, Unix (SunOs & Solaris), VAX/VMS, and Internet >operations. Experience with cellular telephone networks is a plus. Mr. Parker holds an MBA which was obtained through an accelerated degree program known as 'hacking,' and can provide transcripts to verify his being awarded several 'honors' awards by a recognized institution of higher education. He has been involved in top levels of the business and educational arenas of the computer industry for the better part of a decade, and has not only worked with all variety of operating systems and programs, but also has access to a variety of individuals whose knowledge and expertise encompasses a range of the industry which is nothing short of phenomenal. Mr. Parker is a co-author of a variety of manuscripts concerning computer and digital communications issues which were only recognized as significant years or decades after his treatment of them. The fact that Mr. Parker is certifiably insane in no way dimishes the accomplishments that he has succeeded in bringing to fruitation as the president of an international computer company, and as an outlaw who was spitting in the face of authority since Mr. Mitnick was wetnursing. If you are interested in providing your client with a defense which will be recognized as sane and competent, then you would be well advised to ignore my offer. If you wish for your client to successfully resist the efforts of the government to make him a scapegoat for the deficiencies of the InterNet entities whose resources he shared based upon his own values and beliefs, then you would be well advised to further explore my offer. In short, Mr. Parker is not currently facing charges for the same activities that have been committed by your client. Think about it. ~~~~ Toto ~~~~ "The Xenix Chainsaw Massacre" http://bureau42.base.org/public/xenix "WebWorld & the Mythical Circle of Eunuchs" http://bureau42.base.org/public/webworld "InfoWar" http://bureau42.base.org/public/infowar3 "The Final Frontier" http://www3.sk.sympatico.ca/carljohn

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RE: Crypto, anyone?
by Name 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

i need off this mailing list now On Sunday, March 22, 1998 1:40 AM, Anonymous [SMTP:nobody@replay.com] wrote: > andrew fabbro wrote: > > > > I was just wondering if anyone would be interested in discussing > > cryptography, personal privacy, security protocols, digital signatures, > > anonymous remailers, digital cash, crypto anarchy...? No? OK, then we > > can go back to spam, Microsoft bashing, calling each other "idiots" and > > "chickens," and forwarding News of the Weird for no obvious reason. > > What the fuck is crypto? Can you *say* that on a public mailing > list? > Isn't child cryptography illegal? > Isn't sharing pubic keys a form of perversion? > Is digital cash used to buy a blow-job? > > "How can you tell when Windows is about to crash?" > "It boots." > >

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Re: Is That A Balck Helicopter Up There?
by Toto 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Brian B. Riley, who snuck into the WhiteHouse, put on a Bill Clinton halloween mask, and raped Mona Lewinski, wrote: I honestly don't know if I would be too paranoid to say that the government is behind all these happenings, I really don't like the territory that takes us to; but they most surely are quick to exploit them for the own agenda ... it seems now that every untoward incident that happens is hopped upon by some goverment official or goverment schill as an excuse to shorten the leash ... ~~~ Brian, The power of your posts resides in the fact that you do not beat the drum for a totally paranoid view of reality, yet you allow room for that view, just the same. To claim that the children who recently killed a number of their fellow students during a false fire-drill were encouraged by the government in order to draw attention away from the '48 Hours' show on government involvement in the murder of Dr. Martin Luther King would be a stretch. On the other hand, the issues being debated by the '48 Hours' special would have been considered a stretch at the time of the event, despite the fact that they are well supported by information that has been wrested from the grip of secrecy in the time since then. The bottom line is that we currently live in a society whose view of reality has been formed/programmed by the media/medium of TV. "Watch me and I'll bleed you, 'cause you eat the shit I feed you. ~ Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention The danger of the Sheeple being misled by false conspiracy theories propogated by the Fringe Media (TM) is small compared to the danger that they will continue to be misled by the Reality (TM) being spammed deep within the programming centers of thier minds by a mainstream media which feeds at the same trough as FBI snipers and Marine units whose motto seems to be "My country, wrong or wrong..." My career as a would-be shit-disturber and troublemaker pales in comparison with the inevitable leakage that occurs around the edges of the Official World View (TM) propagated by those who employ the gatekeepers of the Media Feeding Pen and the Dogs Of Whore whose teeth ensure that the Sheeple will not stray from their appointed destiny. Toto <or_so_I_would_have_you_believe@it's_a_trick!.com>

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Re: i need off
by nobody＠REPLAY.COM 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Name wrote: > > how the hell do i get off this mailing list??? Kill the president. Wm. Clinton <president(a)whitehouse.com>

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EMI and TWA 800
by John Young 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

The April 9 New York Review of Books has published a long special supplement, "The Fall of TWA 800: The Possibility of Electromagnetic Interference," by Elaine Scarry, a noted author and Harvard professor: http://jya.com/twa800-emi.htm (128K with 3 images) The article closely examines the possibility of electromagnetic interference in TWA 800's controls, comm, and black boxes by activities of the ten US military planes and ships in the vicinity which were heavily equipped for electronic warfare and were conducting tests of the gear. It is reports on what is publically known about the EM armaments of planes and ships in the vicinity, about secret EM weapons and defenses, the several dozen military and commercial planes that have crashed due to EMI, military studies of long-standing EM hazards which will not be released to crash investigators, current research in EMI and what scientists in the field think about the possibility of EMI causing the fall of TWA 800. It calls for the military to release its classified EMI research to NTSB investigators, and short of that, for the servicemen and women on the planes and ships at the scene to tell what they know. It asks Congress to order military cooperation. Not at all inflammatory or accusatory, it is thoroughly researched (over 100 notes and citations) and highly informative on the hazards of EMI, and worthy of ciritque by learned scientists in the field here. Coda: Ron Brown's crash is not mentioned but its characteristics fit several other EMI accidents for which the military will not release findings, claiming that national security EM weapons secrets would be jeopardized.

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Playboy Channel Implicated In Arkansas School Massacre!
by Toto 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

The governor of Arkans(redneck)as(sholes) has stepped forward to lay responsibility for the latest school massacre tragedy squarely on the shoulders of those elements of the entertainment media who have not thus far been implicated in the political shennanigans and illegal drug deals perpretrated by the former governor of Arkansas, who is currenly dipping his dick in those entering the Whitehouse through the 'Ladies Only' entrance. It seems that responibility for the massacre lies in the current social acceptance of the licentious violence being spammed upon the public by the immoral profitmongers of the entertainment industry. This is in marked contrast to the current social acceptance of the licentious violence being spammed upon the public by the moral profitmongers of the Biblically-based religion industry. It is obvious that new laws will have to be passed to protect the children exposed to the sex and violence contained in the Christian Bible from being further influenced by corresponding material in the secular sector of society. SpermMonger "Spilling my seed on the ground since puberty."

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Re: Crypto, anyone?
by nobody＠REPLAY.COM 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Name wrote: > > i need off this mailing list now Don't we all...

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The Arkansas Chainsaw Massacre
by Bienfait Nutly News 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

[Bienfait, Saskatchewan] AT A LATE-NIGHT CELEBRATION AT THE COALDUST Saloon, members of the MeatSpace Revolutionary Arm of the Army of Dog congratulated one another on the success of 'Operation FireDrill.' Although their efforts to promote their violent interpretation of 'The True Story of the InterNet' manuscripts was somewhat dampened by the fact that their young pawns did not have the strength to pull-start the excessively large Stihl chainsaws they were provided, and had to resort to conventional arms, the mission was still seen as a success. Defcon McCullagh Chainsaw, a violent terrorist who has managed to infiltrate the mainstream media as a respected correspondent, said, "The twisted spin that the citizens of this Bible-(spare the)Belt(spoil the child) community will put on this tragedy will no doubt increase the Sheeple's call for stronger censorship and repression of expression, which will not only provide me with more material for my ineffective columns pissing in the wind generated by the Moral Majority, but will also hasten the MeatSpace rEvolution that will arise in response to the unconstitutional limits which the government will impose on the citizens under cover of the associated propaganda spewn out by their pawns in the mainstream media." A spokesperson for Pat Buchanan, dodging questions regarding the rumors that the Moral Majority was snookered by the Army of Violent Dogs into financing the operation, said, "I have no comment, except to note that tomorrow I will release a statement clarifying what I would have 'meant to say' during this press conference, if I had, in fact, said anything beyond, 'No comment.'" In a private conversation with this reportwhore, God, on the condition that he not be quoted, said, "Dog works in mysterious ways."

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Pauline Hanson's Newsletter - March 1998
by Global Web Builders 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

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Prologue 13/0 -- SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!
by Potential Bill Gates Assassins Union (Local 709) 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

TruthMonger Sells Out: Subject: I Concede... To: BadBillyG<billg(a)micro$not.cum> From: TruthMonger<tm(a)dev.null> Yo Willy, You finally whupped me... After years of plotting your death in a slow, excruciating manner, time and circumstances have finally forced me to offer to compromise my formerly unbending position regarding your continued physical existence. In my own defence, I must state that I probably could have held out indefinitely in my crusade to force you to pay for the tremendous amount of suffering that resulted from your successfully making DOS a worldwide computer standard, despite the fact that children in basements around the nation were producing vastly superior products, such as 4DOS and AstroTit, had it not been for the fact that even greater evil forces in the world aligned themselves against you, behind ugly-as-sin schills such as Janet Reno, as opposed to sweethearts such as Blanc Weber, who is your staunchest defender, despite the fact that she is carrying Attila T. Hun's baby. The beginning of my downfall as a 'command-line kind of guy' was when I was forced to trade in my XT with a 20M hard drive and 2M of RAM because of the requirement of the only ISP available to me that I be able to run Windoze. Up until then, I had been able to successfully hide my secret life as a huge fan of M$ Word. After purchasing Win95, however, and not having the character to deny myself indulging in the downloading of a free copy of InterNet Assistant, my anti-M$ resolve deteriorated rapidly, until I finally got fed up with Nut$crape's inability to provide me with the instant gratification of my desire to have the latest in software technology, despite the fact that it was a result of your devious and predatorial business practices which made it so. As a result, I finally quit kidding myself about my ability to resist joining the herd of Sheeple racing madly over the M$ cliff, and I downloaded and installed M$ Exploiter. In recognition of the fact that I am now committed to a life of addiction to the M$ updates being offered by shadowy characters on dimly-lit street corners, I am willing to offer you a compromise on my previous demands that you wipe that cute, shit-eating grin off of your face so that I can assassinate you with a clear conscience. To be honest, my current predicament is that, after purchasing a variety of M$ products, I currently find myself unable to reinstall any of them if my system goes to shit, which it often does as a result of my being a sorry, drunken, drug addict without a lick of common sense. Although I own 3 1/2" floppy disks purchased in the late 1980's, and which still work perfectly fine, the disks which I have acquired recently, containing the M$ products I own, have all gone to shit, because America has sunk to the point where they not only cannot make a decent car, anymore, but they also cannot make a decent floppy disk. Accordingly, I am willing to reduce my demands for your physical extermination to a demand that you allow me to cut off three fingers on your left hand, on the following conditions: 1. You provide me with CD-ROMS for Win95, M$ Word for Win95, Windows 3.11, and a copy of AstroTit, a program writen by some sorry loser in Sedona, Arizona, and which I lost because DOS 4.0 made me so fucking crazy that I threw my computer through a window in forty-below-zero weather. 2. You not tell the CypherPunks about this offer, since all of my somewhat deficient reputation capital rests upon my long-winded diatribes against M$, as a result of my not having any appreciable computer skills. 3. That Blanc Weber provide me with a notarized document signed by a reputable physician stating that s/he has examined her, and revealing whether or not she is wearing panties. 4. You recall the team of hired assassins who are currently training their cross-hairs on my toilet, through the bathroom window. (I need to take a helluva piss, and the kitchen sink is backed-up.) 5. Some other conditions which I can't remember because I am running low on my medications, but I will hold you to those conditions, regardless. 6. You throw your support behind legislation aimed at eliminating discrimination based on species. (My dog, Baby, asked me to include this condition. She promised to quit hogging the 'good pillow' if you would agree to this.) Looking forward to your reply, Toto<toto(a)sk.sympatico.ca> "It's not a DEATH THREAT!!! until *I* say it's a DEATH THREAT!!!"

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Re: Or is it Pat Robertson?
by StanSquncr 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Nobody - "Get back to us when you pull your head out of your ass and learn how to properly quote in replies." How about now? :-) Or am have I been unsubscribed again by some imposter? ;-) Stan

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RE: Crypto, anyone?
by Mixmaster 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Name <m.d.allen(a)csu-e.csuohio.edu> wrote: > i need off this mailing list now No one can take you off this list. We don't know or care how you got onto this list. This is an intelligence test. Until you can prove that you are not a clueless fuckwit by disappearing, we will continue to laugh at your sorry whines. Life's a bitch. Deal with it.

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[Fwd: CypherPunk Road Rangers]
by Six 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

----- Begin Creating Forwarded Message ----- [Bienfait Nutly News] THE RECENTLY DISBANDED CANADIAN CYPHERPUNK ROAD Rangers drown their sorrows at the First Daily Bienfait Wine Tasters Keg Party, held at the Coaldust Saloon in DoWell, Saskatchewan. The RoadPunks were the toast of the town last week, when they acquired the Road Rage Control Contract awarded by the Canadian Emotional Crimes Commission. They were also the toast of the town last night (any excuse for a party, eh?), when the contract was revoked as a result of an internal argument within RoadPunk ranks that turned into an ugly free-for-all on the TransCanada Highway which quickly became a real-life demolition derby which injured many innocent, passing travelers, as well. The trouble started when some of the Canadian CypherPunks took offense to some of the actions by various of their American counterparts, who had been invited up to participate in enforcement of the new Emotional Crimes Laws. Tim May, the !Diplomatic Representative of the American faction, angered the Canadians when he stopped a man who had cut him off in heavy traffic and told him, "You drive like a Chinaman, chop, chop." The Canadians were momentarily appeased after May agreed that, while in Canada, he would treat people of Oriental ancestry with respect, and discriminate against wagon-burners and rag-heads, according to local customs. All hell broke loose, however, when May then fired several shots into the side of a passing car which was driving in a perfectly normal fashion, explaining, "He might not have cut me off, but you can bet your ass he cut off someone, somewhere, sometime..." and then refused to allow the Canadian CypherPunks to borrow his illegally imported gun to play with. Local and federal law enforcement officials were persuaded to drop all charges against the RoadPunks, in return for Peter Trei signing over the Canadian rights for use of the Adrenalyzer, which measures the amount of adrenaline in a driver's blood. It is reported to be an early prototype of the Trei Transponder, developed in a secret underground CypherPunks laboratory, by Reptilian CypherPunks. ----- End Forwarding Created Message -----

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Re: you petition who? (Re: I petition the Internet community to
by Ian Briggs 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

So what do you need, E-mail, web space, shell? We don't do shit until we get a subpoena, then those darned logs on the NT server well they just seemed to have corrupted themselves. Course, this is NOT a invite to hack and fuck around with networks. I'll support objectionable content, not pricks. No advocating violence against people. We host several of the white power sites referred to, we also host several leftist political sites. Right to freedom of the press goes beyond the government. If private business doesn't support freedom of the press, then there is no real freedom. If any of you need accounts. Drop a note. Ian Briggs President Internet something or another. >> > if Dmitri is not restored, deny access to his self-proclaimed >> > terminator: guy(a)panix.com > >Hardly in the spirit of free speech either, although I don`t doubt >Polis is a censorous cocksucker. > >> It wasn't the "internet community" that pulled that account, it was >> PSInet, in response to Guy Polis' censorship attempts. > >Plug pulling is becoming even more rife, you may have noticed I have >been off the list for a few days, this was a result of content-based >plug pulling. It`s time more resilient methods of creating >censor-proof account were worked on, does anyone know of any ISPs >that specifically state that they refuse to censor? Clearly, such an >ISP would have limited commercial appeal in the current market so I >don`t consider it likely. > > >-- > Paul Bradley > paul(a)fatmans.demon.co.uk > "Why should anyone want to live on rails?" - Stephen Fry > > > > > >

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Re: Student Refuses to Whore Himself, Gets Suspended
by Toto 17 Dec '03

17 Dec '03

Eric Cordian wrote: > we have this story > out of Georgia, where a student was suspended for a day for failing to > properly prostitute himself to corporate johns on behalf of his > pimping principal. > ----- > EVANS, Ga. (AP) -- It's the real thing all right -- suspension. > > High school senior Mike Cameron is serving a one-day suspension today > for wearing a Pepsi shirt on Coke Day, an event school officials > crafted in an attempt to win a $500 contest run by the Coca-Cola > Bottling Co. It could be worse. They could have transferred me to the "Home Shoppers Bargain Psychiatry Warehouse". That's the worst of the worst. The Shop'ers have the poorest government on WebWorld. When the citizens of the former world governments got to choose their citizenship at the end of the Channel Revolution every deadbeat compulsive spender on the face of the Earth signed up with the Home Shopper Channel Government. ~~~ http://www.clas.net/~dave/public/webworld/#Chapter_4 > The Coke-themed day was part of an effort to win the contest. The > award will go to the school that comes up with the best method of > distributing promotional discount cards to students. The Shop'ers ran ads showing Leona purchasing magnificent jewelry and other high-priced items from the Home Shopping Channel and the masses rushed to join the bandwagon. Some of the slightly more discriminating people became citizens of the Consumer Channel, but they were few and far between. ~~~ http://www.clas.net/~dave/public/webworld/#Chapter_4 The Sex Channel offered some rather interesting incentives for new citizens. They did quite well in the final ratings (what had formerly been called 'election results'), despite fierce competition from the S&M Channel, the Group Sex Channel, the Lesbian Channel, the 'Buck Futters' Channel, and a host of minor players vying for the same basic audience. ~~~ http://www.clas.net/~dave/public/webworld/#Chapter_11 > School officials also integrated Coke into class instruction for the > day, invited Coke executives from Atlanta headquarters 100 miles away > as speakers and gathered students outside to spell ``Coke'' for the > photograph. No doubt General Noriega was given a day-pass to drop one-pound packages of Peruvian flake out of a helicopter, as loudspeakers blared, "You deserve a brick today..." > ~~ > Eric Michael Unamused > T:.O:.T:.O:. Mathematical Munitions Division, > Room 200, Mathematical Munitions Addition > Mathematical Munitions Subdivison, > Rocky III Road, > Corollary Corral, California > "Drink What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law"

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