August 2001 - cypherpunks-legacy

Have a good laugh!
by John 16 Aug '01

16 Aug '01

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Doggie Leathers
by Doggie Leathers 16 Aug '01

16 Aug '01

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You have 3 new people in your downline
by _changeyourlife＠excite.com 16 Aug '01

16 Aug '01

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Pissing match [was RE: BESS's Secret LOOPHOLE... ]
by Trei, Peter 16 Aug '01

16 Aug '01

While you folks engage in mutually destructive bickering kicked off by a silly, single line of hyperbole, I actually went and looked at the referenced article. It's actually quite interesting, and includes a decent list of mechanisms which can be used to provide better anonymity for websufers. I'll give the reference again: > http://sethf.com/anticensorware/bess/loophole.php > > Peter Trei

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by Walter Bressert 16 Aug '01

16 Aug '01

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Bomb Law Reporter Vol. 1 No. 1
by Aimee Farr 16 Aug '01

16 Aug '01

[Since some remailer-idiots want to talk about bombs in here and grossly mischaracterize an entire forum.] In this issue.... US v. "DUMB BOMB GUY," No 5555 (...in this country, recently.) [*FN1] ------------------------------ .... He became friendly with a member of a different motorcycle club who he knew as Bo, an undercover identity assumed by Special Agent X. Special Agent X had infiltrated a motorcycle club in an attempt to uncover evidence of illegal firearm and narcotics trafficking in the outlaw motorcycle club community.(1) Both Eaton and Special Agent X served as the enforcers for their respective motorcycle clubs. .... Shortly thereafter, Special Agent X went to Eaton's house to pick up the pipe bombs. Eaton gave X three constructed pipe bombs and four plastic bags filled with smokeless powder to put in the pipes. Special Agent X asked Eaton to explain the most effective way to blow up a car. Eaton responded by telling him to place the bombs near the gas tank. During the course of their meeting, Special Agent X indicated that the bombs would be used on someone who deserved it. Eaton acknowledged that X's planned actions were felonious. .... Eaton was subsequently indicted for unlawfully possessing three unregistered explosive devices in violation of 26 U.S.C. 5861(d). .... ...[I]t shall be unlawful for any person to transfer or possess a machinegun."). There is no similar statute criminalizing the possession of a destructive device such as a pipe bomb. Without such a statute, it was not legally impossible for Eaton to register the pipe bomb.... He could have imprinted a serial number on the pipe bomb and attempted to register it with the ATF. Whether the ATF would have accepted the pipe bomb for registration does not bear on the issue of legal impossibility. See id. Thus, Eaton was not deprived of due process. .... (1) These clubs describe themselves as outlaw motorcycle clubs because they "live outside the law." --------------------- BLR's Analysis: --------------------- -Bombs are bad. -Judges are "not amused" by bombs. -Special Agent X doesn't like bombs. -Make sure your bombs conform to any applicable ATF registration requirements. *laughter* ~Aimee

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.BIZ .INFO domain extensions
by NewExtensionCentral.com 16 Aug '01

16 Aug '01

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by Derek Belmontes 16 Aug '01

16 Aug '01

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RE: WHERE'S DILDO? [was: NRC asks for reviewers for forthcoming Internet porn report] (fwd)
by Jim Choate 16 Aug '01

16 Aug '01

On Wed, 15 Aug 2001, Sandy Sandfort wrote: > Oh it is? Well in that case, to be consistent, you'll have to tell us why > the first amendment doesn't apply. It does apply. > Taking a picture is NOT free speech; Making the picture is speech because it represents an expression. > showing/publishing the picture is. What a moron. No, this is sharing, that takes copies, that takes 'press'. > > Your (ie CACL) claim is that the picture is > > not itself a crime, and in particular it is > > protected as speech. > > Don't put words in my mouth, fat boy. I'm not, simply paraphrasing your C-A-C-L commentary from past discussion. And the best you can do is 'fat boy'? I'm surprised you made it to 50th percentile. > What you have stated seems to be more your position. Not at all. My position is that pedophilia, and paraphanalia related to it is wrong and not protected speech or press. That the material involves a non-consenting participant and that their self-defence trumps any individual 'speech' rights you might claim. -- ____________________________________________________________________ natsugusa ya...tsuwamonodomo ga...yume no ato summer grass...those mighty warriors'...dream-tracks Matsuo Basho The Armadillo Group ,::////;::-. James Choate Austin, Tx /:'///// ``::>/|/ ravage(a)ssz.com www.ssz.com .', |||| `/( e\ 512-451-7087 -====~~mm-'`-```-mm --'- --------------------------------------------------------------------

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Re: Voluntary Mandatory Self-Ratings and Limits on Speech
by Tim May 16 Aug '01

16 Aug '01

On Wednesday, August 15, 2001, at 08:17 PM, Jim Choate wrote: > On Wed, 15 Aug 2001, Tim May wrote: > >> Many of us don't believe this common belief today, that the First is >> mainly about political speech, is consistent with the intent of the >> Framers. > > Bullshit. > > The framers made no such distinction. A little thought will demonstrate > why such a distinction is specious, and clearly politically motivated. > > Any speech which is distinguished as political or not raises a question > of > metric. In particular, who and how. Those questions are political by > their > very nature. Any speech is political in nature. > Who you saying "Bullshit" to, nitwit? Read what I wrote more carefully. And read all the stuff you cut out. --Tim May

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