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Make it rain, baby girl.
by Robert Hettinga 24 Nov '20

24 Nov '20

Make it rain, baby girl. Geodesic Culture Robert Hettinga Seafeathers Bay, Anguilla, BWI November 22, 2020 A long-time friend and I have lunch every Saturday. We go sit in a beach bar here -- these days the beaches empty, the views as preternatural as ever -- drink fizzy water, no, really, decrepit diabetics like me like fizzy water, and, as I used to joke when we started this, well, tradition, plot world domination. We talk about business, mostly, current projects in general, making, hacking, and otherwise. Hardware, software, wetware. Guy stuff for geeks. Wetware as in the stuff between your ears. Mind outta the gutter. Perverts. In these days of pandemic-panic-porn-induced incipient global collapse -- both the empty beaches thing in what used to be the kickoff of high tourist season around here, but also what could fairly be called a US electoral fight for the survival of western civilization -- one can say ‘world domination’ with a tinge of anger in one’s voice about the other side, so the joke isn’t very funny anymore. Besides, both of us are way too old for that world domination shit anymore. We’re lucky if we can hobble off to a beach bar, have a chicken caesar for lunch, and get home in one piece. Well, I am, anyway. He seems to be doing better. I need some new knees, among other things, which I’m not likely to get anytime soon here in formerly-libertarian paradise, and short of an unaffordable medical airlift to the States, practically impossible in any case with the quarantine, I’m not going anywhere anytime soon. So, at the moment, my friend is desperately trying to keep his eyes from rolling back into his head. Because he’s driving. I’m trying to explain to him, in as much detail as I can muster as he swerves his not-quite-a-pickup around a pothole, the current state of play in this whole business with the Universal Voter Fraud, and the Soros guy who’s now a life peer, and Chavez standing over the guy with the keyboard changing the numbers on a constitutional referendum giving him absolute dictatorial power, and... Wait, he says, these machines are hooked up the the net?? Well, yeah. I think, anyway... That’s bullshit. I can’t believe that for a minute. Nobody’d be that stupid. Well, anyway, they did a rush software update the night before the election, so, what, FedEx and flash cards? And it’s running on, what, Windows 7? Oh, come on. No, really. Pretty sure... I mean, I’m not even sure Windows 7 had internet sockets in it, or whatever, I’m a Mac guy, bleed in five colors and all that, no, not those five colors. Pervert. But that’s how fun things here in the Year of Our Lord 2020. As John Batchelor, The World’s Last Gentleman, no, really, look at his little videos on Instagram these days, liked to say during the once-and-future GWOT, “In war, the first three reports are wrong.” And we’re only two reports in. Maybe one and a half. My friend and I are old-school cypherpunks, you see. And no, crypto doesn’t mean “cryptocurrency”, it means “strong cryptography”. We even started a conference here on what I called “financial cryptography” a few decades back, so we even get to claim at least passing familiarity, if very dated in my case, and fuzzy at the best of times, with the idea of machine security in the presence of a, cough, global geodesic internetwork. On cypherpunks, back in the day, it was all about spooks, crypto protocols, financial and otherwise, rubber hose attacks, more spooks, actual fucking Rothbardian anarchy, not that statist commie black-block crap that passes for it these days, and, well, world domination. Punks these days give millennialism a bad name. Get off my lawn. So, I’m very prepared to believe Sidney Powell. I just saw a NewsMax clip on YouTube(spit!) where she says she’s gonna kick off the fun in Georgia, and, she says, it’s going to be biblical. Make it rain, baby girl. Make it rain. The fate or Western Civilization is in your hands. No pressure.

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James Dalton Bell has undergone gender reassignment
by professor rat 23 Nov '20

23 Nov '20

And now wishes to be known as Pamela Emily Anderson. Please respect her privacy at this time. https://s19137.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/emily-murphy.jpg All the best Pam!

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2021 - a space odyssey
by professor rat 23 Nov '20

23 Nov '20

JIM, I won't argue with you any more! Open the Stiffs Dotcom -Door! " I'm sorry Matt. This conversation can no longer serve any useful purpose ". Allright, I'll come in though the emergency Augur. " You're going to find that rather difficult without your Dead-Lucky OG, Matt". https://stiffs.com/celebrity/donaldtrump Explosive bolts deployed in total silence. Sound of labored breathing. " Matt, I see you need a stress pill and a lie-down " Sing me a song Jim. " Somewhere, over the Rainbow ".

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Helicopter pilot finds 'strange' monolith in remote part of Utah | Utah | The Guardian
by jim bell 23 Nov '20

23 Nov '20

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/23/helicopter-pilot-finds-stra… Jim Bell's comment:. 1-4-9 ?????

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State of play with Assmange case
by professor rat 23 Nov '20

23 Nov '20

Background - Mange pled guilty to breaking-and-entering north-americano servers in the 90's Its alleged he TRIED breaking and entering norte-american servers AGAIN the next decade. Since this investigation began more charges have been alleged re-espionage, theft, etc with NSA/ CIA stuff. That just happened recently. It would seem to guarantee a swift and speedy extradition, but, you can probably second-guess the stock market better than any legal system. On the Bradass theft charges I don't think we have a dog in that hunt. Asshead washed his hands of Iraq in 2013. Why shouldn't we wash our hands of him? He waddles like a repeat crim and quacks like one...KABOOM! Better him than us. Now onto the NSA/ CIA stuff. Lots of opportunities to greymail the USG here. I don't see these charges going anywhere. We might pressure him to release them to us - maybe time-stamped / locked like a deadmans switch? Some tactical support might be justified here. On the other hand - what do we care about ANY corpse-media cretin? Hacking tools are highly perishable, I hear. Like opportunistic Aussie con-artists. Caveat lecter - you lie down with dogs... Finally what to make of Mange 2016? I think - for once! - the assclown finally did something revolutionary and cypherpunk! The problem though is attribution is NP hard and there were others ( Russian, Comey, the net ) equally involved. Bit like " Murder on the Orient Express"! It would be very cool - even world historical - to have US POTUS election kingmaker on your resume. But, Julio - you have to WANT it. Yrs in cypherpunk revolt - hit me up on IC when you get out.

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challenge
by Peter Fairbrother 23 Nov '20

23 Nov '20

https://xkcd.com/2385/ xkcd has been unusually good recently

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Watch rapist Julian Assange, and his stooges, lie repeatedly.
by professor rat 23 Nov '20

23 Nov '20

"...the pieces of non human swedish feminazi shit are not mentioned AT ALL, when the it was the SWEDISH FEMINAZIS CUNTS and their fake rape lies, the ones who got assange kidnapped in the first place...." No one has ever been sued by the multi-millionaire, Julian Rand Paul Assmange, for calling him a rapist. And no one ever will. At least so long as truth is a defense. Julian Assange arrested in London on rape charges https://www.csmonitor.com/World/terrorism-security/2010/1207/WikiLeaks-Juli… GEOFFREY "sexual offence for a man to deliberately deceive a partner whose consent has been conditional upon his use of a condom" ROBERTSON JULIAN " Being guilty of aggravated rape has nothing to do with our party" A. Broinowski. Wikileaks Party NSW candidate for au Senate. 2013.

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Re: A fool and their reputation capital
by professor rat 23 Nov '20

23 Nov '20

He's just not that into you, JB. Like Jeff Berwick. Like that Vroman moron. Like that Knapster moron ( ex- C4SS ) Like the Friedmans. Like the Prague pussies. Like the Libertarian Party Like all these losers you keep quoting like they mean something. Get help.

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Wikileaks Manson Family Women
by professor rat 23 Nov '20

23 Nov '20

Digressing again, there was a girl/woman in the Rubberhose thing who was really quite good - much better than Assange - but I don't remember her name. ..." Probably the author of must read ( available online ) " UNDERGROUND " book on early Oz hackery. A Ms Dreyfuss, I believe. The Manson Family women got exponentially more stupid after her. Sadistic brute wants Alice to bear his child & carry his crypto cos " Alice certainly isn't in for a very nice time of it " #VeryAssange From a book ( Machine kills secrets? ) that mentions Rubberhose. If true its revealing of the Rapist's mindset. Similar to " More ports than a Norwegian crack whore " and as RH dates from the 90's its the same decade he was working for the Victorian state police and sympathetic to the blackshirt " Mens Rights ' gang. The first ' Leaks ' he was interested in was related to tracking down his first wife and harassing her. Rubberhose was one of those great c-punk ideas, like HavenCo, that bombed, but were probably just premature. There is a tide in the affairs of all - contra jamesd - that, taken at the flood - or when Btc is in the hundreds - leads on to good fortune. Mange was faithful to Mongo's Crypto Winter and so omitted the opportunity to run a chainsaw through the Bush-Cheney maladministration. By the time he got off his pasty, white ass it was all over. The net had won ( by 2005! ) and he was just another carpetbagger. Scammer was lucky to rake in early crypto and stupid enough to cash it out way too early. Crypto winter was a great litmus test for true punks and so was Btc. Asfaik only Adam Backstabber has really ridden the crypto-krugerrand craze like a bull-goose-loony cypherpunk. Your financial mileage may vary.

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CYPHERPUNK 2027 - millions of dead cops and journalists!
by professor rat 23 Nov '20

23 Nov '20

Someone got hold of Cypherpunk 2027 early and streamed 20 minutes of it. All nation-states and major religions have declared bankruptcy and dissolved themselves, hiving off some of their welfare and charity subsidiaries to public blockchain management. Cryptoanarchism has managed to pivot and reset the worlds economy from fossil-fuels to sustainable renewable energies. The War on Drugs is over and cocaine may be purchased from " Malatesta Kiosks ". There’s much more to experience but these are the minor changes we see. Basically a continuation of present trends. Oh; there is no ’ News Media "!

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