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Re: Morning Spam
by Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many 27 Aug '24

27 Aug '24

bad mcboss jokes subtype very very bad > these have apparently migrated to this main thread > > Q: why did traffick boss trip over a toenail? > > A: a secret shrink project almost nobody knew about was mid-fire when > another project malfunctioned and teleported everybody between offices > randomly, and struck traffick boss after teleporting. traffick boss was so > zoned out from being mind controlled to do stuff all day every day, that he > didn’t notice he was shrunk or that there was ahuge toenail in front of > him. (because the computer found it more efficient to give people > hallucinatory cleanliness than the real thing, janitor— > > Q: why was traffick boss investing billions of dollars into mind > controlling a mall animal? > > A: another corporation was trying to stop his mind control projects and a > discovered the animal was used in a small test once, and stimulated a > campaign to protect it. traffick boss was mad about this, and wanted to > completely dominate the animal as an expression of power, but a bunch of > people inspired by the campaign had had turned the workings of his > businesses to protect the animal. > > 2026 08-26 mt > Q: why were elite militaries defending a wad of gum under somebody’s seat? A: some mind controllers had a proposal for the next interfaction secret meeting where everybody in attendance is in amnesiatic fugue, so they mind controlled diverse people across the world to hold it, who mind controlled other diverse people across their world to hold it, who did the same, and eventually it was stuck to the bottom of an unidentifiable seat as the wad of gum of an anonymous pedestrian who promptly forgot everything they were thinking and abandoned it. when it was coming time to present the proposal, a bunch of influential people glazed over and dropped subliminal suggestions to a further pedestrian, who got on the same bus, reached under the sear, and confidently popped the strange gum in their mouth as if in a trance. their brainwaves were read as they attentively chewed it, and the proposal extracted from their brainwaves as they did so (and simultaneously read psychically at the meeting thousands of miles away if you’re lucky!) (this isn’t fiction y’know!) (possible mistake) >

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Patent Case Against USPTO Mimics Failed Suit, Feds Say
by Gunnar Larson 26 Aug '24

26 Aug '24

Patent Case Against USPTO Mimics Failed Suit, Feds Say <https://www.law360.com/governmentcontracts/articles/1872794?nl_pk=4126fe73-…> By Andrew Karpan The federal government has moved to toss a suit alleging that the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office's website infringes patents covering the idea of two-factor authorization, arguing that a patent in the same "family" was thrown out in 2016 by a different court that said it contained "nothing inventive." Motion attached | Read full article » <https://www.law360.com/governmentcontracts/articles/1872794?nl_pk=4126fe73-…> | Save to favorites » <https://www.law360.com/governmentcontracts/articles/1872794?nl_pk=4126fe73-…>

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La. Judge Smashes EPA Civil Rights Regulations In State
by Gunnar Larson 26 Aug '24

26 Aug '24

La. Judge Smashes EPA Civil Rights Regulations In State <https://www.law360.com/compliance/articles/1873023?nl_pk=ab5ce197-c1fb-4d8e…> By Juan-Carlos Rodriguez A Louisiana federal judge has granted the state's request for a permanent injunction blocking the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency from enforcing civil rights regulations in the state that involve disparate impact components. Memorandum attached | Read full article » <https://www.law360.com/compliance/articles/1873023?nl_pk=ab5ce197-c1fb-4d8e…> | Save to favorites » <https://www.law360.com/compliance/articles/1873023?nl_pk=ab5ce197-c1fb-4d8e…>

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Allstate Can't Get Injunction To Stop 'Smear Campaign'
by Gunnar Larson 26 Aug '24

26 Aug '24

Allstate Can't Get Injunction To Stop 'Smear Campaign' <https://www.law360.com/cybersecurity-privacy/articles/1873054?nl_pk=3dfd2fd…> By Elizabeth Daley A Colorado federal judge said she could not issue an injunction to force a former insurance agent whom Allstate alleges is conducting a "smear campaign" against it to immediately remove web content accusing the insurer of selling its customers' personal information to child rapists and sex traffickers. Order attached | Read full article » <https://www.law360.com/cybersecurity-privacy/articles/1873054?nl_pk=3dfd2fd…> | Save to favorites » <https://www.law360.com/cybersecurity-privacy/articles/1873054?nl_pk=3dfd2fd…>

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Google Args Don't Erase 'History Is On, Jesus,' DOJ Says
by Gunnar Larson 26 Aug '24

26 Aug '24

Google Args Don't Erase 'History Is On, Jesus,' DOJ Says <https://www.law360.com/competition/articles/1872963?nl_pk=6416fd97-1dc4-4e0…> By Bryan Koenig Google employees were so conscious of hiding evidence of conduct "that leads to law suits" that they reacted quickly when forgetting to let internal chats delete automatically, the Justice Department said, pushing to punish the search giant for those policies in the looming advertising technology monopolization trial. 2 documents attached | Read full article » <https://www.law360.com/competition/articles/1872963?nl_pk=6416fd97-1dc4-4e0…> | Save to favorites » <https://www.law360.com/competition/articles/1872963?nl_pk=6416fd97-1dc4-4e0…>

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Georgia Cases To Watch In The Last Half Of 2024
by Gunnar Larson 26 Aug '24

26 Aug '24

Georgia Cases To Watch In The Last Half Of 2024 <https://www.law360.com/legalethics/articles/1857943?nl_pk=153d4a8a-6fb9-4a5…> By Kelcey Caulder The prosecutions of former President Donald Trump and his election interference case codefendants, along with Atlanta rapper Young Thug's bid to have the judge overseeing his racketeering trial removed from the case, will take center stage in Georgia's courts as we enter the second half of 2024. Read full article » <https://www.law360.com/legalethics/articles/1857943?nl_pk=153d4a8a-6fb9-4a5…> | Save to favorites » <https://www.law360.com/legalethics/articles/1857943?nl_pk=153d4a8a-6fb9-4a5…>

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Ohio Judge Dinged For Public Posts About Guardianship Spat
by Gunnar Larson 26 Aug '24

26 Aug '24

Ohio Judge Dinged For Public Posts About Guardianship Spat <https://www.law360.com/legalethics/articles/1872158?nl_pk=153d4a8a-6fb9-4a5…> By Emily Sawicki The Ohio Supreme Court has publicly reprimanded a probate court judge for allowing staff to make inaccurate comments to the press about a guardianship case and for posting comments about the case on the court's Facebook page, including accusing a man of elder abuse without evidence. Decision attached | Read full article » <https://www.law360.com/legalethics/articles/1872158?nl_pk=153d4a8a-6fb9-4a5…> | Save to favorites » <https://www.law360.com/legalethics/articles/1872158?nl_pk=153d4a8a-6fb9-4a5…>

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Mich. Atty Guilty Of Murdering Client Faces Disbarment
by Gunnar Larson 26 Aug '24

26 Aug '24

Mich. Atty Guilty Of Murdering Client Faces Disbarment <https://www.law360.com/legalethics/articles/1872995?nl_pk=153d4a8a-6fb9-4a5…> By Danielle Ferguson The Michigan Supreme Court's prosecutorial arm on Friday urged the state's attorney watchdog to disbar a lawyer who was sentenced to spend life in prison for conspiring to kill his wealthy client to gain access to the client's trust, saying the attorney's conduct was "heinous and reprehensible." Notice attached | Read full article » <https://www.law360.com/legalethics/articles/1872995?nl_pk=153d4a8a-6fb9-4a5…> | Save to favorites » <https://www.law360.com/legalethics/articles/1872995?nl_pk=153d4a8a-6fb9-4a5…>

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Young Thug Atty Says Contempt Charge Must Be Overturned
by Gunnar Larson 26 Aug '24

26 Aug '24

Young Thug Atty Says Contempt Charge Must Be Overturned <https://www.law360.com/legalethics/articles/1873089?nl_pk=153d4a8a-6fb9-4a5…> By Kelcey Caulder An attorney representing Atlanta rapper Young Thug urged the Georgia Supreme Court on Thursday to reverse the 20-day jail sentence and contempt of court conviction he received after refusing to divulge how he learned about a closed-door meeting between prosecutors, a witness and the original judge presiding over the rapper's racketeering trial. Brief attached | Read full article » <https://www.law360.com/legalethics/articles/1873089?nl_pk=153d4a8a-6fb9-4a5…> | Save to favorites » <https://www.law360.com/legalethics/articles/1873089?nl_pk=153d4a8a-6fb9-4a5…>

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On Final Night Of DNC, Prosecutors Ruled The Stage
by Gunnar Larson 26 Aug '24

26 Aug '24

On Final Night Of DNC, Prosecutors Ruled The Stage <https://www.law360.com/legalethics/articles/1872928?nl_pk=153d4a8a-6fb9-4a5…> By Courtney Bublé Vice President Kamala Harris invoked her experience as a prosecutor and an attorney general in her speech Thursday night in Chicago accepting the Democratic nomination for president. Read full article » <https://www.law360.com/legalethics/articles/1872928?nl_pk=153d4a8a-6fb9-4a5…> | Save to favorites » <https://www.law360.com/legalethics/articles/1872928?nl_pk=153d4a8a-6fb9-4a5…>

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