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Ars Technica: 5G was going to unite the world—instead it’s tearing us apart
by jim bell 05 Jul '20

05 Jul '20

Ars Technica: 5G was going to unite the world—instead it’s tearing us apart. https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2020/07/5g-was-going-to-unite-the-world…

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Encryption-Busting EARN IT Act Advances in Senate
by jim bell 05 Jul '20

05 Jul '20

https://www.wired.com/story/security-news-encryption-busting-earn-it-act-ad…

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A Brief Totally Accurate History Of Programming Languages
by Zig the N.g 05 Jul '20

05 Jul '20

A Brief Totally Accurate History Of Programming Languages https://medium.com/commitlog/a-brief-totally-accurate-history-of-programmin… One Hundred Percent Inspired by Facts Casper Beyer May 23, 2019 1800 Joseph Marie Jacquard teaches a loom to read punch cards, creating the first heavily multi-threaded processing unit. His invention was fiercely opposed by silk-weavers who were worried about robots taking their jobs. 1842 Ada Lovelace gets bored of being noble and scribbles in a notebook what will later be known as the first published computer program, only slightly inconvenienced by the fact that there were no computers around at the time. 1936 Alan Turing invents everything, the Queen is keen on him but Turing fancies the lads over her, as a result of this so she has him castrated. The Queen later got over it, unfortunately he had already been dead for centuries (internet-time) at that time. 1936 Alonzo Church also invents everything with Turing, but being across the pond he was not fancied nor castrated by the Queen. 1957 John Backus creates FORTRAN which is the first language that real programmers use. 1959 Grace Hopper gets tired of sparring with Chuck Norris and invents the first enterprise ready business oriented programming language. Because enterprise ready software needs to have long and boring names she decides to call it the “common business-oriented language” or COBOL for short. 1964 John Kemeny and Thomas Kurtz decide programming is too hard and they need to go back to basics so they drop line numbers, they call their programming language BASIC. 1970 Niklaus Wirth makes Pascal become a thing along with a bunch of other languages, this guy really liked making languages. He also invents Wirth’s law which makes Moore’s law obsolete because software developers will write so bloated software that even mainframes cannot keep up. This will later be proven to be true with the invention of Electron.js and the abstractions built on top of it. 1972 Dennis Ritchie got bored during work hours at Bell Labs so he decided to make C which had curly braces so it ended up being a huge success. Afterwards he added segmentation faults and other developer friendly features to aid productivity. Still having a couple of hours remaining he and his buddies at Bell Labs decided to make an example program demonstrating C, they make a operating system called Unix. 1980 Alan Kay invents object oriented programming and calls it Smalltalk, in Smalltalk everything is an object, even an object is an object. No one really has time for his small talk. 1987 Larry Wall has a religious experience, becomes a preacher and makes Perl the doctrine. Everyone was onboard with up until the new testament. 1983 Jean Ichbiah notices that Ada Lovelace programs never actually ran and decided to create a language with her name. The language rings true to the name and remains obscure. 1986 Brac Box and Tol Move decide to make an unreadable version of C based on Smalltalk which they call Objective-C. To this day no one is able to understand the syntax. 1983 Bjarne Stroustrup takes a quick trip in his DeLorean back to the futurem while there he notices that C is not taking enough time to compile. Meaning developers don’t have enough time to mess around while claiming the code is compiling. In response to this he adds every feature he can think of to the language and names it C++. Programmers everywhere adopt it so they have genuine excuses to watch cat videos and read xkcd while working. 1991 Guido van Rossum writes a cooking book about eggs and spam. 1993 Roberto Ierusalimschy and friends decide they need a scripting language local to Brazil, during localization an error was made that made indices start counting from 1 instead of 0, they named it Lua. 1994 Rasmus Lerdorf makes a template engine for his personal homepage CGI scripts, he releases his dotfiles on the web. The world decides to use these dotfiles for everything and in a frenzy Rasmus throws some extra database bindings in there for the heck of it and calls it PHP. 1995 Yukihiro Matsumoto is not very happy, he notices other programmers are not happy. He creates Ruby to make programmers happy. After creating Ruby “Matz” is happy, the Ruby community is happy, everyone is happy. Sidenote: Thank you Matt, I was a Rubyist for a couple of years and I was indeed very happy. 1995 Brendan Eich takes the weekend off to design a language that will be used to power every single web browser in the world and eventually also Skynet. He originally went to Netscape and said it was called LiveScript but Java became popular during the code review so they decided they better use curly braces and rename it to JavaScript. Java turned out to be a trademark mess that would get them in trouble so JavaScript gets renamed to ECMAScript during standardisation and everyone still calls it JavaScript. 1996 James Gosling invents Java, the first truly overly verbose object oriented programming language where design patterns rule supreme over pragmatism. Its super effective, the manager provider container provider service manager singleton manager provider pattern is born. 2001 Anders Hejlsberg re-invents Java and calls it C# because programming in C feels cooler than Java. Everyone loves this new version of Java for totally not being like Java. 2005 David Hanselmeyer Hansen creates a web framework for Ruby called Ruby on Rails, people no longer remember that the two are separate things. People are becoming less happy. 2006 John Resig writes a helper library for JavaScript. Somehow everyone thinks it’s a language on its own and make careers of copy and pasting jQuery codes from the internets. 2009 Ken Thompson and Rob Pike decide to make a language like C, but with les sspeed and more safety equipment and making it more marketable with Gophers as mascots. They call it Go, make it open source and fund it by selling Gopher branded kneepads and hardhats separately. 2010 Graydon Hoare also wants to make a language like C, he calls it Rust. Everyone demands that every single piece of software be rewritten in Rust immediately. Graydon wants shinier things and starts working on Swift for Apple. 2012 Anders Hjelsberg wants to write C# in web browsers, he designs TypeScript which is JavaScript but with more Java in it. 2013 Jeremy Ashkenas wants to be happy like Ruby developers so he creates CoffeeScript which compiles to be JavaScript but looks more like Ruby. Jeremy never became truly happy like Matz and Ruby developers. 2014 Chris Lattner makes Swift with the primary design goal of not being Objective-C, in the end it looks like Java. James Iry, whom I can only assume is a fellow computer science historian made some similar observations back in 2009. http://james-iry.blogspot.com/2009/05/brief-incomplete-and-mostly-wrong.htm…

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SciTechDaily: New Research Advances U.S. Army’s Quest for Ultra-Secure Quantum Networking
by jim bell 04 Jul '20

04 Jul '20

SciTechDaily: New Research Advances U.S. Army’s Quest for Ultra-Secure Quantum Networking. https://scitechdaily.com/new-research-advances-u-s-armys-quest-for-ultra-se…

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Cointelegraph: Renowned Cryptographer Says His Patent Was an Obstacle for Hal Finney
by jim bell 04 Jul '20

04 Jul '20

Cointelegraph: Renowned Cryptographer Says His Patent Was an Obstacle for Hal Finney. https://cointelegraph.com/news/renowned-cryptographer-says-his-patent-was-a…

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If you wanna make your own open-source chip, just Google it. Literally. Web giant says it'll fab them for free • The Register
by jim bell 04 Jul '20

04 Jul '20

https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/03/open_chip_hardware/ is it 10 square millimeters, or 10 millimeters squared?

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Watch "Assange Update: NEW Court Developments & Assange's Birthday" on YouTube
by jim bell 04 Jul '20

04 Jul '20

https://youtu.be/t30sK2xtxLQ

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how to background mutt external viewer applications
by Zenaan Harkness 04 Jul '20

04 Jul '20

A hint is here: http://www.guckes.net/Mutt/setup.html To make it work, do e.g. the following in $HOME/.mailcap as follows (the following is to be on one line): application/pdf; (mv %s %s-\; evince %s-\; rm -f %s-)& sleep 0.2s; test=test -n "$DISPLAY" Couple keys: - mv mutt's temp file to a new name, so mutt cannot delete the file from under the viewer's feet - do the mv, view and rm in a subshell, so that this mini process can be backgrounded - escape the semi colons in that are part of the viewer mailcap entry (ampersand does not need escaping) - rm the temp file (using its new name) after viewing is finished - sleep for a short bit after backgrounding the viewer, in the hope that your kernel will schedule the viewer to do its thing within that time - this time is a racy heuristic, so can fail of course The ideal solution would be another mailcap part of the line, or option, which specifies that the viewer should be backgrounded, so that this little dance does not have to be copied for every entry of interest - although a handful of such entries will likely capture the bulk of daily requirements...

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Redskins Change Name to Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C.
by Zig the N.g 04 Jul '20

04 Jul '20

Redskins Change Name To 'Lizard People' To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C. https://babylonbee.com/news/redskins-to-change-name-to-lizard-people-so-the… [truly sichening image not attached] WASHINGTON, D.C.—There has been much talk about renaming the Washington Redskins, since their offensive name has no place in our modern, enlightened society that has done away with all other immorality and sin. ...

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CBS News: NSA warns that VPNs could be vulnerable to cyberattacks
by jim bell 03 Jul '20

03 Jul '20

CBS News: NSA warns that VPNs could be vulnerable to cyberattacks. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/national-security-agency-warns-that-vpns-could…

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