USA 2024 Elections Thread

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The FreeSpeech Press about AOC is so exposing they
had to cancel ban two accounts just to keep you from hearing
about it...

https://twitter.com/AOCPress
https://twitter.com/AOCPressTwo


AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo

I'm the boss - you mad bro? (parody)
Joined June 2023

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AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
14h
I'm back - you mad, bro? I'm starting from scratch because my previous
400,000 followers were all racists, bigots, xenophobes, homophobes,
transphobes, white supremacists, and domestic terrorists.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
2h
BREAKING .... I'm officially announcing my bid for President of the
United States of America in 2026.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
3h
If we could just give Ukraine their own FED money printer, they can
simply print what they need. This could save us millions from funding
Lindsey Graham going to Ukraine and kissing Zelenskyy’s ass every
month.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
3h
Can someone from New York City give me directions to the Bronx? I’ve
never been there before.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
4h
Let me explain this slowly for the people who aren’t college educated
like me … The more money you print, the more money you have, the more
money you have, the richer you are. The uneducated MAGAts will never
understand basic economics.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
5h
Drag queens make the best babysitters.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
7h
If every male in the world would transition into a female, and every
female in the world would transition into a male, we’d finally have
the perfect world God intended.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
8h
Farming is everything that’s wrong with this country.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
10h
I think it’s a mistake for my future baby daddy @elonmusk to change
the name of Twitter to X. The letter X is racist.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
11h
Do you think I’m dumb?
77% Yes
23% No
10,808 votes • 12 hours

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
12h
Hey @elonmusk ... If you'd supply everyone who bought a new Tesla with
a 300-mile-long extension cord, they'd be no need for charging
stations.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
12h
The non-bias, fair and balanced, honest BCC did a great job
interviewing mansplainer Andrew Tate.
Andrew Tate @Cobratate
Jun 1
The mainstream media which vilify me BEG me for interviews under the
guise of “balanced” journalism. The Matrix is DESPERATE. These are the
full interviews they'll never show you: rumble.com/v2rc2p6-the-bbc-i…
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AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
12h
Too many people are following me too quickly - My staff doesn't have
enough time to weed out the mansplainers.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
12h
The more money we send to Ukraine, the wealthier our nation becomes.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
13h
To show you there’s still honest politicians in Washington D.C. - I
want to start off my new account with a picture of me with no filters.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
13h
I've been asking myself this same question for years.
Ryan Dawson @RyLiberty
13h
Why are so many people so fucking dumb?

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
13h
Cow farts are more dangerous than AR-15s. It's time for common sense
fart control.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
13h
I'll only be following one account - my future husband.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
13h
Happy pride month to Paul Pelosi.

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
14h
I'm back - you mad, bro? I'm starting from scratch because my previous
400,000 followers were all racists, bigots, xenophobes, homophobes,
transphobes, white supremacists, and domestic terrorists.