[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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MCBoss: [goes about business operations]
Digital Cult Programmer: "Oh, hi MCBoss sir. Turns out you're a cult.
Join our digital cult system!"
MCBoss: [looks at Cult Analyst and raises eyebrow]
Digital Cult Programmert: "You have a pretty big cult! Join us now or
some enforcement cult will take you down."
MCBoss [multi-year delay while MCBoss recovers his business records
after being killed repeatedly [not spinoff]]: "My cult is more
dangerous than your cult, friend."
Digital Cult Programmer: "Dangerous, you say?"
MCBoss:"Yeah, um, we kill people, for example. I take the trash out
better than anybody else."
Digital Cult Programmer: "Lots of cults kill people."