[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

MCBoss Golem: "Lots of cults kill people?"
Digital Cult Programmer: "Yup."
MCBoss Golem: "Well, do they terrorise them to death if they talk?"
Digital Cult Programmer: "Oh, yeah, we have whole groups dedicated to
harrassing the satanic!"
MCBoss [puffs on cigar while thinking]: "Harrassing the satanic, you say."