You may chuckle, but you mayn't gloat - Andy Tifa sports commentary, play by play, multiple angles - [PEACE] [AND] [REAL LIFE COMEDY]

[Zenaan Harkness]

(Demon-rats evidently unable to stop their golem at this point.)


"Why no gloating?" I hear you pout?  Because gloating is unbecoming.  Yo.

Commentary by Steve Inman with explosive replays:

Primary run down with replay:

    Steve Inman @SteveInmanUIC
    Breaking: 5 minutes into the Antifa March tonight in Portland, Andy Tifa accidentally lights himself on fire. pic.twitter.com/lLLCJn2Wsu
    https://t.co/lLLCJn2Wsu
    ~ 12.24MiB


Alternative angle, because "why not" ;) :

    Steve Inman @SteveInmanUIC
    Ok why not? Angle 2. pic.twitter.com/7QqD27468z
    10:59 PM - 5 Sep 2020
    https://t.co/7QqD27468z
    ~ 3.81 MiB



For a slightly more formal, written overview, plus all links above and below:

   Man Catches Fire After Molotov Cocktail Thrown In Portland; Riot Declared, Tear Gas Deployed
   https://www.zerohedge.com/political/man-catches-fire-after-comrade-throws-molotov-portland-riot-declared-tear-gas-deployed


... and which contains even MOAR footage, this time of cops playin Aussie Footie "Yeah muffaduckas, Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!" - in the streets - literal charge and tackle, LEVEL UP Ossie style!  Well -done- lads ;)

[Shakes head though - the police only used one or at most two officers to tackle one Antifa rioter - down under, we would say "That's not a scrum, THIS is a scrum," and then you get tackled by 6 or 7 guys --minimum--.  Well, I guess dose Antifa pussies just don't need a full Aussie scrum to take 'em down. <shrugs>.]

   https://t.co/NzPIqehMnY
   ~ 9MiB

   https://t.co/R1Ytb7L3VA
   ~ 8MiB



Please, und this is a public Soul service announcement: although you may chuckle, please do not chortle, gloat, nor especially splurt a drink - the cleaning involved to get your keyboard back to par, is just not worth it already!