You may chuckle, but you mayn't gloat - Andy Tifa sports commentary, play by play, multiple angles - [PEACE] [AND] [REAL LIFE COMEDY]

[Zig the N.g]

For all the naggers out there, Anglin does mildly humorous write up of last night's literal "100th day anniversary" celebrations, meme included <ahem>:

   Portland: Antifa Sets Comrade on Fire with a Molotov Cocktail, Comrade Doesn’t Stop/Drop/Roll
   http://dstormer6em3i4km.onion/portland-antifa-sets-comrade-on-fire-with-a-molotov-cocktail-comrade-doesnt-stop-drop-roll/




On Sun, Sep 06, 2020 at 11:27:45PM +1000, Zenaan Harkness wrote:
> (Demon-rats evidently unable to stop their golem at this point.)
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> "Why no gloating?" I hear you pout?  Because gloating is unbecoming.  Yo.
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> Commentary by Steve Inman with explosive replays:
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> Primary run down with replay:
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>     Steve Inman @SteveInmanUIC
>     Breaking: 5 minutes into the Antifa March tonight in Portland, Andy Tifa accidentally lights himself on fire. pic.twitter.com/lLLCJn2Wsu
>     https://t.co/lLLCJn2Wsu
>     ~ 12.24MiB
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> Alternative angle, because "why not" ;) :
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>     Steve Inman @SteveInmanUIC
>     Ok why not? Angle 2. pic.twitter.com/7QqD27468z
>     10:59 PM - 5 Sep 2020
>     https://t.co/7QqD27468z
>     ~ 3.81 MiB
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> For a slightly more formal, written overview, plus all links above and below:
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>    Man Catches Fire After Molotov Cocktail Thrown In Portland; Riot Declared, Tear Gas Deployed
>    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/man-catches-fire-after-comrade-throws-molotov-portland-riot-declared-tear-gas-deployed
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> 
> ... and which contains even MOAR footage, this time of cops playin Aussie Footie "Yeah muffaduckas, Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!" - in the streets - literal charge and tackle, LEVEL UP Ossie style!  Well -done- lads ;)
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> [Shakes head though - the police only used one or at most two officers to tackle one Antifa rioter - down under, we would say "That's not a scrum, THIS is a scrum," and then you get tackled by 6 or 7 guys --minimum--.  Well, I guess dose Antifa pussies just don't need a full Aussie scrum to take 'em down. <shrugs>.]
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>    https://t.co/NzPIqehMnY
>    ~ 9MiB
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>    https://t.co/R1Ytb7L3VA
>    ~ 8MiB
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> Please, und this is a public Soul service announcement: although you may chuckle, please do not chortle, gloat, nor especially splurt a drink - the cleaning involved to get your keyboard back to par, is just not worth it already!
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