God is real: Lady Luscious in -epic- burn to USA press corps: "maybe we're visual learners"

Zenaan Harkness zen at freedbms.net
Sat May 23 00:02:46 PDT 2020

The heavens smile today as our new White House press secretary Ms Kayleigh "Lady Luscious" McEnany delivers an epic burn to the USA press corps:

   McEnany: "Did anyone take it upon themselves to pose any questions about Michael Flynn and unmasking to President Obama's spokesperson?" she asked.

   Rando journalist: "but buh but Flynn's name wasn't mas--"

   McEnany: "So I would like to lay out a series of questions and perhaps, if I write them out in a slide format - maybe we're visual learners and you guys will follow up with journalistic curiosity."

Oohh.  Ouch.  Aargh!  Epic  mic  drop !!   Absolutely burned!

Go you sweet thang :D

Yes, CNN and co. are most definitely in the slow class and must be treated as "visual learners".  We have no doubt about that m'lady :D

She then literally played four (that's the number "4" for the visual learners...) slides each with four simple questions to ask:

      - "Why did the Obama Admin use opposition research, funded by a political organization and filled with foreign dirt to SPY ON MEMBERS OF THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN?"

      - "Why was Lt. Gen. Micahel Flynn UNMASKED by Obama's Chief of Staff, Joe Biden, Susan Rice, and others?"

      - "Why was Flynn's identity leaked - A CRIMINAL ACT - to the press?"

      - "Why did the DOJ learn about the FBI's interest in Flynn's conversations with the Russian Amb. from a CONVERSATION WITH OBAMA in the Oval Office?"

Now, in an even more epic moment, even for the atheists amogst our ranks, this happed shortly before Trump wrapped up his Friday (just gone) press conference, which he called

only 13 minutes in advance!

Now that must be important - so why was it important?

   Trump: "Some governors have deemed liquor stores and abortion clinics as essential, but have left out churches and other houses of worship. It's not right."

   Update (1400ET): President Trump on Friday declared churches to be 'essential', and says he will 'overrule' governors who don't allow them to open "right now."

So why is this such awesome news (for those who don't quite get it)?

Because this is  OUR RIGHT TO ASSEMBLE !!

Human rights baby!  Yee haw!

You have the right to assemble, the right to communicate - and while you're at it, uphold with others your great 2nd amendment too!

And for the be-subjugated men amongst us: you can't let a woman Salon hair stylist put you to shame now can you?

Live it muffas!

   Trump Declares Houses Of Worship Essential, Says Governors Must Allow Services Or 'I Will Overrule Them'

   "We're Gonna Do It God's Way!" - Baltimore Pastor Rips Up Cease-And-Desist Letter
      A Baltimore County pastor ripped up a cease-and-desist order mid-sermon Wednesday evening after county officials threatened him with a fine earlier in the week for holding in-person services.
      Calvary Baptist Church's pastor, Stacey Shiflett, tweeted a video clip of the sermon, where he was seen ripping up the cease-and-desist order that informed him if the church continued to conduct services, a $5,000 fine would be applied.
      .. Shiflett's fight with county officials is outlined in our latest piece titled ""Land Of The Free?" - The Polarizing Politics Of A Pandemic Exposed."

   White House Press Secretary Stuns Journos With Interactive 'Obamagate' Presentation On How To Do Their Jobs
      .. https://t.co/FQ475dZOJt
      White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany point-blank asked all the journalist at the press conference if they had contacted Obama‘s press secretary about the unmasking of general Flynn.
      Pure silence.
      .. https://t.co/XakC89gzYz

Live free or die ya scurvy dawgs!  Live free or die!

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