Russia "takes over" the UK -- Re: Bears can swim - (⌐■_■) -- Re: "He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty Russian!"

[Zig the N.g]

>From "explosive" reports (yeah, yeah...) just now see below, to spies purportedly running around with nerve-poison spray bottles (Novichok and the Skripal hoax), to entire legislative regimes built on the back of lies, theft and murder (the Magnitsky Act), the UK's Ministry of Truth and their lackeys in the cucked and compromised ABC of Australia are hard at work blaming Russians for everything in sight.

Russians have supposedly 'not only come to town, they've meddled their way to total domination of all of the West' and "must therefore be" the cause of all our ills and our imminent demise, which is of course all so farcical it could never be used even for a B-rated movie plot, yet we continue to be fed this shit week after week, year after year!

This is all so, so pathetic.  Western "leaders", that is, any and all politicians who are compromised, ought step down immediately, for the possible redemption of their own Souls.


The latest circus show culminating in the last few days is the UK's own demon rats casting endless aspersions against "RUSSIA!!!" (I know, I know, "how truly original") - just check out this 'funny' headline (funny if it weren't so shitty for our relationship with our Russian brothers):

   While Britain looked for terrorists under the bed, Russia took over the house
      Posted Yesterday at 3:28am, updated Yesterday at 10:42am
      2020-07-23
   https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-23/uk-counterintelligence-focus-on-terrorism-not-russian-spies/12482108
   A new report exposes how Russian spies infiltrated the UK


… and plenty more (actually it's so weak, so pathetic and so bad, that it's just sad):

   Long-awaited Russia report says UK Government failed to investigate Kremlin interference in Brexit
   https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-21/uk-releases-report-into-russian-political-interference/12478766



You know, what's most pathetic is the West's eternal "need" to blame someone, in almost all cases Putin, or Russia, or Putin's Russia, often times "the Putin regime", and occasionally also "the Russian regime under Putin", or often enough some combination of these.

And what's most irritating about this latest bunch o' bullshit from the Ministry's spin rats in the UK in the above "explosive report" and endless droning "Putin dunnit" articles, is that the UK is perhaps the world's largest money laundering capital, whilst proclaiming to wear a halo (!):

   Dirty money or dirty politics? UK hypocrisy over ‘Russian oligarchs’
   https://www.rt.com/op-ed/424471-oligarchs-uk-russian-money/
       According to Russia’s Prosecutor General, 61 criminals who stole up to $10 billion in Russia are enjoying life in the UK. Britain claims to be concerned about ‘dirty money,’ but has rejected requests from Moscow for extradition.
       It was the financial heist of the century. The looting of Soviet Russia’s wealth by a group of well-connected oligarchs in the 1990s enriched a tiny few, but impoverished vast swathes of the country’s population. The foundations for this massive, reverse-Robin-Hood redistribution of wealth were laid with Gorbachev’s ‘restructuring’ economic reforms of the late 80s. However, the process reached its peak under Boris Yeltsin.
       READ MORE: Russia to Britain: 'You can keep the criminals, but return the money'
       https://www.rt.com/business/423552-russia-extradition-money-uk/
       ...


Lé Mérchánt is Lé very Lé Háppí of course.  Ahh, the wicked webs we weave in the wicked web weaving Western web weaver's wick.

It really is sad, and so we continue with our "one step forward, nine tenths of a step back" reality for the time being.

The nihilist "freedom from some external evil" is so, so tiresome.  The desperate "Western" yearning for evil regimes to oppose, which are so dastardly (supposedly Putin), so malevolent towards "our values" (supposedly Russia and her family friendly approach to advertising), so irredeemably black and nefarious that they just might begin to make us Westerners look 'OK', possibly may be acceptable to ourselves 'in comparison'.

Western "leaders" push out forced smiles and strained cackles of "muh human rights" as though they actually know something about what human rights actually are …





On Tue, Jun 23, 2020 at 02:01:15PM +1000, Zig the N.g wrote:
> Who knew bears ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ could swim?
> 
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>     ▄▄██▌█ TOOT TOOT
>  ▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ ICBM DELIVERY   ʕ⌐■_■ʔ
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>  ▀(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)(@)▀
> 
> 
> Impressive stuff:
> 
>    Russia's Newest Cutting Edge Submarine, the Super-Quiet, Nuke Carrying 'Prince Vladimir'
>    https://russia-insider.com/en/cool-video-russias-newest-cutting-edge-submarine-supe-quiet-nuke-carrying-prince-vladimir/ri30674
> 
> 
> 
> And a good collection of ASCII 'moticonicons - check out #825 :
> 
>    List of All ASCII Emoticons
>    https://upli.st/l/list-of-all-ascii-emoticons
> 
>    https://yandex.com/images/search?text=russian%20ascii%20tart
> 
> 
> 
> 
> ----- Forwarded message -----
> > For some reason, American military personnel always seem to be looking for "more action", actually I mean "more paperwork".  HA!
> > 
> > 
> >   US wingman to pilot: "Do NOT look directly up!"
> > 
> >   US pilot looks directly up: "OHH, SHEEIT!"
> > 
> >   US Wingman: "More f#@kin paperwork!"
> > 
> > 
> > Russkies Go Wild, inverted in fact.  Literally inverted, dancing the midday clouds.  Yeah, baby!  :D
> > 
> > Gringos gettin' "really quite frustrated" and the Pentagon "blasted" the Russian show-off "Red menace's" for "activity", apparently activity in the skies of the Mediterranean sea :D
> > 
> > [suitable pics in original article, not attached]
> > 
> > On this particular occasion, the Russian pilot considered sharing his 4 litre "8 shots" vodka bottle with the Americans, but figured the wind force on his airplane canopy might make it hard to hold that canopy open - at 900 km per hour.  Also, passing a vodka bottle between jet planes whilst inverted may have caused some of the vodka to spill, which was an intolerable likelihood.  Apparently.
> > 
> > 
> >   Russian Jet Buzzes US Navy Plane In High-Speed 'Inverted Maneuver' Over Mediterranean
> >   https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/russian-jet-buzzes-us-navy-plane-high-speed-inverted-maneuver-over-mediterranean
> > 
> >       .. “The U.S. aircraft was operating consistent with international law and did not provoke this Russian activity,” the statement added.
> >       ..
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > Yeah, yeah, fill in your paperwork already :) :)
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > On Thu, Feb 20, 2020 at 11:43:41AM +1100, Zig the N.g wrote:
> > > Gets a little crazy on the roads o' Raqqa, muh stucco muffas :)
> > > 
> > > How it truly went down:
> > > 
> > >   US0: "These fuckin' Syrians put a fuckin' country round our oil field - how DARE they!"
> > > 
> > >   US1: "Yeah, fuckin' sand niggers!"
> > > 
> > > 
> > >   [Russkie's literally start to approach on highway, from behind.]
> > > 
> > >   RU0: "Ho, boys! Amerikanski oil "protectors" ahead. What do we?"
> > > 
> > >   RU1: "Ohoh! Drift this Tigr, baby - We's Baaaack!!"
> > > 
> > >   [serious literal military vehicle fast and furious ensues - see links below]
> > > 
> > >   [Russkies take first hummer, start hunting down second...]
> > > 
> > >   US0: "Muthufuckas! We got Russkies, lads, hang on tight!"
> > > 
> > >   [US2-4 happy they remembered "low frequency protection unit" adult diapers this morning.]
> > > 
> > > 
> > >   RU0: "YEEEEE HAAAAAAW FIRETRUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!!"
> > > 
> > >   US1: [death gripping handle bar] "Oahhhh shiiiiit - why you driving offroaoad, buddy?!#!"
> > > 
> > >   US0: "Don't be a fuckin nigger! I think she'll make it - roadside don't look too fuckin rough."
> > > 
> > > 
> > >   RU1: [grinning madly out side window at US hummer boys]
> > >        "Baby, yeah! Lose you we will!"
> > >        [to Ru0:] "SHIT! Watch locals, brutha!"
> > > 
> > >   [Russians narrowly miss a local who jumps out of the way]
> > > 
> > > 
> > >   RU0: "May be lose them, but anuddah Oil thief pass we must!"
> > > 
> > >   RU1: "NO breaks, brutha! Do your copyright 'Boris Oil Thief Wedgy' manouver! Baby, yeah!"
> > > 
> > >   RU0: "Got it, brutha!" [hits accelerator hard, wedges all 3 vehicles as they come to screaming halt]
> > >   [poetic license, not quite what actually happened, but part of upcoming movie script]
> > > 
> > > 
> > >   US0: "HEY MUTHAFUCKAS WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK ARE YA DOING!"
> > > 
> > >   US1: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK - Fucking PAPERWORK! FUCK YOU RUSSKIE!!"
> > > 
> > >   RU0: [cracks a 4L vodka bottle] "Here, drink have you, brutha!"
> > > 
> > >   RU1: [with huge cat eatin grin] "Awww, done cry little oil thief! Vodka take your paperwork away - HA HA HAAAA!"
> > > 
> > >   US0+1: "FUCK!!!"
> > > 
> > > 
> > > [See second 'tube below for Syrian villagers warmly welcoming American "democracy bringers" - with multiple gun shots :D]
> > > 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > ----- Forwarded message -----
> > > 
> > > Date: Thu, 20 Feb 2020 11:12:28 +1100
> > > Subject: Raqqa drift! Oh yeah :D
> > > 
> > > Enjoy ;)
> > > 
> > > https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/bizarre-road-rage-among-superpowers-incident-syria-caught-film
> > > 
> > > ----- End forwarded message -----
> >