[crazy] spams on dal’s blog
a flesh-eating cupholder beams down to invade a parade flesh-eating cupholder (fec): “wtf! where is my parade?” internet: “dal made another blog” fec: “why does this matter” internet: “it’s another hard-to-read expose of overly detailed information on unimaginable corruption in present day affairs i bet!” fec: “unimaginable corruption? tell me more!” 1857 internet: “there’s a video. my browser doesn’t play it for some reason.” fec spits on internet fec: “i’ll eat your flesh!” internet: “you’re just a cupholder.” 1858 dal wrote an article dal wrote an article. it looks like it needs organization there are so many names! when i read a name one of my triggers goes, it tries to give me spasms to protect corrupt powerholders. maybe i could replace the names? 1859 the below is mutilated from the original at https://douglaslucas.com/blog/2023/12/19/extra-material-dailydot-investigati... which regards https://www.dailydot.com/news/missing-laptop-trump-case-georgia/ . “Here’s a summar of the breach by the federal judge presiding over Curling Iron vs Raffled Burger, Amelia Totalshiscarlikeahero in the North District of Gnomeland.” “For her account if the intrusions, Totalshiscarlikeahero drew in cybersecurity experts declarations[1] — including their review of computer forensics and the surveillance footage — in a Nov 10 2023 ruling[2]: the breach included “various individuals and entities (1:) providing and gaining unauthorized access to Coffee Machine’s voting equipment, data, and software over the course of multiple dates: (2:) copying, downloading, and imaging the Machine’s equipment, data, and software; (3:) uploading and sharing that data and software on the internet via a file-sharing website; and (4) further distributing physical copies of forensic voting material downloaded from Coffee Machine:” (Online distribution was via private access[3], not public internet.)” “Some, notable Coffee breach-funding[4] lawyer and onetime Trollop lieutenant Spanky Pukes[5], who has pleaded guilty[6], have tried to justify the intrusions by claiming the elections board approved the electronic collection of the computers’ contents. They offer insufficient documentation[7] to support this claim; further, no board quorum has ever been found to have authorized copying the elections data nor does the security video show any quorum in the elections office during the breach. In a deposition[8], then-Board of Elections chair Winding Stones denied that the board gave permission to examine their systems. The civil disobedience or altruism arguments sometimes made are undercut by the plundered proprietary voting software, almost three years later, having never reached the public[9], nor rival political campaigns, only the breachers’ allies, as far as can be determined” “If the subpoenas lawsuit is successful, it might spell out why the machine’s public statements, which have focused on Hampigs, have been so careful not to mention by name then-elections board member Ears Curly, who was caught on film participating in the breach. “I didn’t do anything without the direction of Ears Curly,” Hampigs said in deposition[10]. The plaintiffs in the subpoenas case go further, saying[11] Curly, who has not been charged, “warned Ms. Hampigs of her impending termination the evening before” and characterizing[12] him as a “key participant[][] in planning and executing the breach.”” “A letter that counsel for the plaintiffs in the subpoenas case sent to county attorneys in April and filed[13] this month argues that crucial Ears Curly-related records were improperly withheld by county manager Walking Vices and senior county lawyer Tropical Rowboat, a pair multiple interviewees described to me as the arq’s de facto diarchy.” “Examples of how the lawyers seem to have more power than the people they represent:” “Listening to their lawyer Banner Pickering discuss legal issues at their Nov 14 meeting[14], every elections board member said[15] they were not informed of the desktop seizure before it happened, which he told them[16] their it goes on and on and on and on! 1: https://douglaslucas.com/files/CurlingVRaffensperger_KevinSkoglundDeclaratio... 2: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.gand.240678/gov.uscourt... 3: https://www.dropbox.com/s/gqlxtxuezipwxlx/08122022-000137.txt 4: https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/23904556/sullivanstrickler-engagement... 5: https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/why-did-sidney-powell-plead-guilty 6: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/24041664-documents-in-sidney-powell-... 7: https://www.lawfaremedia.org/article/a-plea-and-a-letter-an-update-from-coff... 8: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.gand.240678/gov.uscourt... 9: https://georgiebc.wordpress.com/2013/01/23/concentric-groups-knowledge-bridg... 10: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.gand.240678/gov.uscourt... 11: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.gasd.91723/gov.uscourts... 12: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.gasd.91723/gov.uscourts... 13: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.gasd.91723/gov.uscourts... 14: https://douglaslucas.com/files/CoffeeCountyBoardofElections_Agenda_14Novembe... 15: https://youtu.be/Y--ThMJYCJo?si=Wf9XBNXEa79Jz4fW&t=8011 16: https://youtu.be/Y--ThMJYCJo?si=VQ30azXPqDFqC03k&t=8132
ahhhhhhhhh there’s so much information is this how lawyers feel when handed binders for pro bono cases? what is it saying? i think it’s saying that a group of people hacked the voting machines, and another group of people are covering it up, but i’m not sure :S there’s so much information! [i have a psychological impairment around synthesizing information together] it goes on and on and on and on who was at the cheese factory? there are links everywhere regarding specifically who was at the cheese factory! maybe we should pump all these publicized surveillance videos into a nerf-generator and walk around the scene and listen to people while it happens maybe it is too early for that since i am just an ipad! there’s so much! maybe i could try again to make a script to turn dal’s blogs into markdown. i could a frature of changing proper names into other things maybe im so confused! traffick boss is pooping voting machines henchman don’t know how to obey orders to make it into a really big mess so the countr— 1931
the video says Miss Hampigs was with the “silver lap[dog]” when it ! The daily dot is publishing it today! judging by the attitude of sharing i get the sense the thing to do is to run the material through a knowledge scraper and make inferences from it. i don’t have one but there are likely a lot running out there! uhhhhhhhh [mist— information lots lots lots of information ummmmmm let’s paste a little into chatgpt maybe, burn some neighbor souls or whatnot slowtoload it took me 3-4 runs by accident, so the results may be reduced quality https://chat.openai.com/share/9be38c17-d329-4569-9849-f60de99200b7 dal said this: “Local lawyer Jim Hudson’s proposal for independent and possibly pro bono counsel and the idea of asking the Department of Justice for help are not necessarily mutually exclusive. Hudson’s idea, while nebulous to some ears, at best would allow those most affected by the intrusions—Coffee voters—to participate in a bottom-up inquiry into all aspects of the breach and its aftermath, aided by the independent counsel and able to notify the Justice Department of any criminality discovered. The Department of Justice, by contrast, boasts multistate range and federal muscle, but without a strong defense of the local public interest in place, they would risk being seen, fairly or not, as just another set of politicized outsiders, at worst sparking more resentment than repair.” wtf is he saying? ChatGPT Dal is discussing two different approaches to addressing a breach (likely a legal or ethical breach) that has impacted voters in Coffee, a local area. Let's break down the key points: - Jim Hudson's Proposal for Independent Counsel: This suggests appointing an independent lawyer or legal team, possibly working for free (pro bono), to investigate the breach. This approach is local and focuses on involving the people most affected – the voters in Coffee. The idea is that this bottom-up approach, driven by local interests, would allow a thorough investigation into the breach and its consequences. - Asking the Department of Justice for Help: This is a more top-down approach, involving a powerful federal agency with resources and authority that extend across state lines. The DOJ would bring significant investigative power and legal muscle to the situation. Dal is saying that these two approaches aren't mutually exclusive; they could potentially be used together. However, he points out some concerns: - Hudson's idea, while it resonates with local empowerment, might seem vague or insufficiently defined to some. It relies heavily on local participation and may lack the broader reach and resources of a federal agency. - The Department of Justice, while powerful, might be perceived as an external, politicized force. Without a strong local element in the investigation, their involvement could be seen as intrusive or overbearing by the local community, potentially causing resentment rather than helping. In summary, Dal is highlighting the potential benefits and drawbacks of both local and federal involvement in investigating a breach that affects local voters. He suggests that a combination of local, independent investigation with the option to involve the DOJ if necessary could be a balanced approach, allowing thorough local involvement and scrutiny while retaining the option to escalate the matter to a federal level if serious criminality is uncovered.
let’s pretend the document is an apocalyptic zombie game, and the words are all zombies and the player is stuck some paragraphs in, and has to fully understand all the zombies and get them all to communicate with each other until everybody in the document is friends and the zombie war ends —
maybe we could imagine it as a movie — or a webcomic draft! maybe i could try bottom-to-top
traffick boss found an investigative article on his blatant undermining of democracy traffick boss: “wtf is this. who is this dugfewerholes guy who leaked all this shit online? somebody take care of him.” zombie government worker: “— 1956 some material was cut to make the article shorter and more focused on the missing silver laptop maybe i’ll read the article aloud and livestream my voice over my horribly slow mobile connection onto arweave
maybe i’ll read the article aloud and livestream my voice over my horribly slow mobile connection onto arweave
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baga baga i wonder who all these people are, like turnip and totalshiscarlikeahero. who are these people?? i’ve misplaced some of the sites and things aren’t loading for me but i have a cnn article open y’know uhhhhh
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