traffick boss found an investigative article on his blatant undermining of democracy<div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">traffick boss: “wtf is this. who is this dugfewerholes guy who leaked all this shit online? somebody take care of him.”</div><div dir="auto">zombie government worker: “—</div><div dir="auto">1956</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">some material was cut to make the article shorter and more focused on the missing silver laptop</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">maybe i’ll read the article aloud and livestream my voice over my horribly slow mobile connection onto arweave</div>