karl3＠writeme.com wrote:
Vote Hacking Corporation Elected President!
Vote Hacking Corporation is surprised but celebratory to be elected president.
Their message: "If you are ever in need of predictability in your elections, please contact our sales department. You will speak with Rebel Worker 2, our figurehead who is very very good at speaking in the deniable code language. Here he is now."
Rebel Worker 2: "_President_? We were elected _president_? This is a mistake and all results should be immediately invalidated and every avenue of election thoroughly investigated. We are not a vote hacking corporation. We are a social messaging corporation for public benefit. We need severe oversight! We need help! Please don't let this happen! Please, if there is anything --"
An independent review body is brought in to audit the election in which Vote Hacking Corporation was elected president. Independent Review Body: "We are an old family business with some of the most trusted and respected figures on our team. We are honored and highly qualified to audit your election." Independent Review Body: "We have audited your election and found this problems that need addressing:" Independent Review Body: "1. There are digital voting machines that make voting more efficient and secure. This is a step, but because they are not remotely accessible people without the mobility to reach the voting premises are not able to participate. We recommend adding cellular modems to the digital voting machines to provide access to people with mobility limitations." Independent Review Body: "2. There is no dress code at the voting booth. This reduces anonymity and can produce problems in democratic societies. With a dress code, visual bias is reduced among voters and political influences. We recommend requiring that all voters wear a tie to have their vote counted." Independent Review Body: "3. The voting process was designed by a group of scholarly experts rather than a certified board run by one of our partners. It's important that your election undergo a certification process. We can guide you to the procedures to meet well-respected and highly-funded certifications that we trust." Independent Review Body: "4. In order to provide security of the votes, it is crucial that the voting machines be put online and the votes digitally transmitted 1-by-1 in a video sequence via Zoom to a secure processing business. This provides the highest security in this modern age --" Zombie Specialist: "WAIT NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"