On Mon, 21 Jul 1997, Kent Crispin wrote:
Right. So those people simply don't count, and might as well be eliminated.
Butthead: Whoa! That was cool! Bevis: I like stuff that's like, um, you know, cool, huh huh, huh huh. Butthead: Me too, but I hate stuff that sucks Bevis: Yeah, yeah, huh huh, huh huh. Butthead: huh huh, huh huh. Bevis: Hey Butthead, let's eliminate something... Butthead: Yeah, let's go take a dump on Kent's head.. Huh huh. Bevis: huh huh, huh huh...
No, Tim obviously lives in a world rich in fantasy. But he is a very clever fellow, and can be quite impressive.
Bevis: He said fellow, huh huh, huh huh, huh huh. Butthead: Yeah, yeah, and then he said impressive. Bevis: We're there dude! Butthead: Yeah, Kent is a wuss, he like works for the NSA or something Bevis: Yeah, he works for your butt, fartknocker. Butthead: Huh huh, huh huh, shuddup before I smack you Bevis. Kent: I am Spookholio, come out with your passphrases down (whoa, that was cool, yeah um, huh huh, huh huh.) Kent: I need access to your bunghole. Grease up now citizen unit. Bevis: Whoa, that was cool or something Butthead: This sucks, change the channel. Kent: Are you threatening me? Government Access to Keys Now! Bevis: Kent is getting lame. Yeah, I'd rather go back to school than watch him. Butthead: Yeah, what a wuss, even we wouldn't give him our passwords. Bevis: Yeah, let him spank his own monkey. Butthead: Huh huh, yeah, huh huh. Kent: I am the great Spookholio, boioioioing! I need access to your butt. Butthead: Shut up Kent before I smack you. Kent: Bend over now! And pay for the vaseline(tm) All will bend over to the creat Spookholio! I need GAK for my bunghole. Bevis: yeah, yeah, shutup asswipe. Butthead: You fart knocker. Bevis: Hey, Butthead, let's leave or something... this sucks... Butthead, Uh, huh huh, yeah Kent, go take a dump or something Bevis: He's like, pretending to be Cornholio or something... Kent: Are you threatening me? Butthead: yeah, what a lame poser, dude... Bevis: this sucks Kent: You buttmunch. I'll get Louie Freeh after you.. Butthead: Kent you schill, you suck choads. Bevis: yeah, yeah... Butthead: Is that government shit coming out of his mouth? Bevis: yeah, he's got, like diarhea of the mouth or something... B&B: Diareah, cha cha cha B&B: Diareah, cha cha cha B&B: Diareah, cha cha cha B&B: Huh huh, huh huh, huh huh, that was cool! ... Now back to more regularly scheduled MTV videos .... =====================================Kaos=Keraunos=Kybernetos============== .+.^.+.| Ray Arachelian | "If you wanna touch the sky, you must |./|\. ..\|/..|sunder@sundernet.com| be prepared to die. And I hate cough |/\|/\ <--*-->| ------------------ | syrup, don't you?" |\/|\/ ../|\..| "A toast to Odin, | For with those which eternal lie, with |.\|/. .+.v.+.|God of screwdrivers"| strange aeons, even death may die. |..... ======================== http://www.sundernet.com =========================