[spam] Non-Canon Traffick Boss Spinoffs Reboot 3

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

14/24

traffick boss puts a snorkel on his foot and a wetsuit on his head like a
pro and dives into a swamp (mistake)

he swims under the surface, invisible except for a rumple of the wetsuit
that sticks over the water, or is that his snorkel, or maybe a black badass
reed?

it turns out (water continues more than readily visible from above

2113

traffick boss is outfitted for combat and hanging on a ferris wheel while
happy families ride

kid “i want to take a picture of that tower and field but i keep fumbling
the big camera wih my tiny hands”
traffick boss [rough-hewn growl of a voice, hanging from kid’s chair by one
arm, knife between his teeth] “i can take a picture for you, kid, i have
giant man hands”
kid looks at traffick boss who looks like he is from a cartoon “woah
cool!”, and hands camera
traffick boss holds the camera with a grizzled hand, and peers through the
lens with a night-vision eye at the tower and field, and snaps—

2118

traffickb—

2118

traffick boss is (this goes in morning spam flashbacks (complaining about
being cancelled—

2119

an experimentee promoted to worker has half of traffick boss’s body and
mind and is carrying it over their shoulder while levitating toward a table
they plop his half down on the table with satisfaction and wipe life energy
off their brow.
experimentee promoted to worker: “squirds :)”

rebel worker (4?) comes into workroom

rebel worker (4?) (smiling): “i hear you have the new

2121
traffick boss is a stuffed balloon and is being jumped on
traffick boss: “

2123

the end of
traffick boss and look back on their exploits with hyperai
traffick boss: “well i think i did absolutely everything there is to do in
the universe now! i’v— (should we move on t—

2124
traffick boss goes for a balloon ride with caring worker
traffick boss: “

2125
the clouds are pretty and caring worker is full of care

2126
traffick boss reads a newspaper
he is racing with a language model which is reading it very slowly because
it is being hacked by a virus from a different spy agency and keeps needing
to go back and correct for its being-corrupted model weights
the newspaper is black and white and re(a?)d all over
traffick boss smokes his cigar while he reads

traffick boss: “the (fake news about (dictatortopia’s fake news (
traffick boss: “can you believe that (triply-corrupt reporter working for
traffick boss about ( (foreign agent) claiming to work for traffick boss
traffick boss: “?”

: “why do read that stuff, don’t you get enough at work?”

traffick
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