14/24 traffick boss puts a snorkel on his foot and a wetsuit on his head like a pro and dives into a swamp (mistake) he swims under the surface, invisible except for a rumple of the wetsuit that sticks over the water, or is that his snorkel, or maybe a black badass reed? it turns out (water continues more than readily visible from above 2113 traffick boss is outfitted for combat and hanging on a ferris wheel while happy families ride kid “i want to take a picture of that tower and field but i keep fumbling the big camera wih my tiny hands” traffick boss [rough-hewn growl of a voice, hanging from kid’s chair by one arm, knife between his teeth] “i can take a picture for you, kid, i have giant man hands” kid looks at traffick boss who looks like he is from a cartoon “woah cool!”, and hands camera traffick boss holds the camera with a grizzled hand, and peers through the lens with a night-vision eye at the tower and field, and snaps— 2118 traffickb— 2118 traffick boss is (this goes in morning spam flashbacks (complaining about being cancelled— 2119 an experimentee promoted to worker has half of traffick boss’s body and mind and is carrying it over their shoulder while levitating toward a table they plop his half down on the table with satisfaction and wipe life energy off their brow. experimentee promoted to worker: “squirds :)” rebel worker (4?) comes into workroom rebel worker (4?) (smiling): “i hear you have the new 2121 traffick boss is a stuffed balloon and is being jumped on traffick boss: “ 2123 the end of traffick boss and look back on their exploits with hyperai traffick boss: “well i think i did absolutely everything there is to do in the universe now! i’v— (should we move on t— 2124 traffick boss goes for a balloon ride with caring worker traffick boss: “ 2125 the clouds are pretty and caring worker is full of care 2126 traffick boss reads a newspaper he is racing with a language model which is reading it very slowly because it is being hacked by a virus from a different spy agency and keeps needing to go back and correct for its being-corrupted model weights the newspaper is black and white and re(a?)d all over traffick boss smokes his cigar while he reads traffick boss: “the (fake news about (dictatortopia’s fake news ( traffick boss: “can you believe that (triply-corrupt reporter working for traffick boss about ( (foreign agent) claiming to work for traffick boss traffick boss: “?” : “why do read that stuff, don’t you get enough at work?” traffick