[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

the wild mind control boss romped and romped until with a bursting
snow plume it came to a halt in front of some tasty low-growing winter
maple buds

it grinned and beamed at the low-growing winter maple buds as clumps
of snow fell on its face from the plume from it pausing its romp.

wild mind control boss [at low-growing winter maple buds]: “work for
my businesses?”

the wild mind control boss reached put its tongue and teeth and
nibbled up the low-growing winter maple buds

they were delicious!

wild mind control boss [licking chops of winter maple stems, grinning
with a face covered in snow]: “buy mind control packages!”