[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

once upon a time a happy wild mind control boss emerged from its den

it thrust its head through the snow and the wild mind control boss
shook its small antlers and snow flew all around

“buy mind control packages!” squealed the mind control boss as it
romped through the snow. “work for my businesses!”