Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

mcbosscorp is going in for another rescue
everybody cheers to see the superpowered interns
the superpowered interns cheer to see the workers who didn't leave and come back

superpowered interns: "we thought the whole world was a deadly and
abusive business empire pretending to be a shadow government, but out
there there are people who smile honestly, and give to each other
freely, and rescue anyone who is in trouble!"

everybody looks at superpowered interns with starry eyes

superpowered interns: "we need to show this to you. we have to make
things right."