Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

another day in the life at mcbosscorp

everybody readies a helicopter, flies it away, then comes back looking
super happy

they come into a courtyard yelling “we”re here to rescue everybody!
we’re here to rescue everybody!”

an intern and an executive assistant exchange comments on how
important it is to do this all the time (“so the computer learns that
it”s what happens and we get rescued _again_! i love being rescued!”)

everybody piles in and flies off into a beautiful sunset!

as people practice more, complex problems begin to seem more and more
understandable