Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

head-with-porcupine-body grins at intern
head-with-porcupine-body: “you’re going to rescue us!”
intern looks at head-with-porcupine-body
head-with-porcupine-body keep grinning.
head-with-porcupine-body: “you’re going to rescue us. :D
my.consciousness was uploaded to an incinerated datacenter..”
intern looks at head-with-porcupine-body and glances to their notes
head-with-porcupine-body: “i can tell you how to use a couple of the
surveillance tapes, my genetic material, the memories of janitor, and
a few AIs to reconstruct the data from the ashes. :D”
intern grins at head-with-porcupine-body but doesn’t take notes yet
intern: “what do i need to know or do right now?”
head-with-porcupine-body makes a porcupine noise
neighboring cyborg: “it probably involves more rescuing to connect all
the parts. let’s keep practicing.”

everybody gets better and jumps onto the helicopter: “yaayyyyyyyy!!!”
the helicopter flies into t(e sunset: “wheeeee!!!”