[ot][spam][personal] nothing is impossible

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

i found a way to make money: somebody made a machine that enforces an
arithmetic of 1+2=4. i put two dollars in one side, and a third in
other, and take four dollars out the front.

i took off the side and found a little robot that is scanning the
bills and printing more.

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but in reality it puts them in a certificate of deposit and waits a
hundred years to spew out the 4