[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Once upon a time a time cop was talking to a caveman.

Caveman: "Ugh."

Time Cop: "I need translation patterning for 1487 BC. "Ugh,' holding club."

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Caveman: "Ugh, ugh ugh ugh."

Time Cop: "Ugh? Ugh. Ugh! Ugh ugh ugh. Ugh?"

Caveman: "Ugh????"

Caveman reaches confidently for Time Cop's watch and disappears in a
burst of light.