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[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

On 1/3/23, Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many
<gmkarl at gmail.com> wrote:
> Once upon a time a time cop was talking to a caveman.
>
> Caveman: "Ugh."
>
> Time Cop: "I need translation patterning for 1487 BC. "Ugh,' holding club."

This number is too small. 1487 BC was after what western culture calls
cavemen by a very long time.

>
> ---
>
> Caveman: "Ugh, ugh ugh ugh."
>
> Time Cop: "Ugh? Ugh. Ugh! Ugh ugh ugh. Ugh?"
>
> Caveman: "Ugh????"
>
> Caveman reaches confidently for Time Cop's watch and disappears in a
> burst of light.
>