[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

zombie state worker: “boss you threw your head in”

boss squares at zombie state worker, clutching something random in
stead of his head

zombie state worker jerks and tenses up and suddenly blurts out: “what
did you say you sound all muffled”

zombie state worker relaxes

zombie state worker [louder]: “YOU THREW YOUR HEAD IN THE DUMPSTER
UNDER THE DISGUSTING RAT WE JUST TOOK CARE OF.”