[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

lights! action! cameras are rolling!

boss and zombie state worker are out on the streets with a camera
crew. boss is short and has only one arm free.

they approach a pedestrian.

when the pedestrian sees the pair he screams and begins running

[we are censoring the part where the pedestrian is murdered for
discussing the publicmind control tv show he is now starring in]

boss smiles a winnIng smile for the tv cameras from his head aiming in
the wrong direction as he and zombie state worker hoist the
pedestrian's body and lug it down a brightly lit alley to a dumpster

when they swing the body in boss's head flies in as well