[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs
Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many
gmkarl at gmail.com
Sun Feb 12 11:37:15 PST 2023
boss [to bag of chips]: “i’m in charge here now.” [hairdresser aims
driving action music at bag of chips] “tell your attendant to tell the
police everything is fine.”
bag of chips: [quakes in fear]
boss fires warning shots into the air
hairdresser begins dancing to the music
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on other side of shop
cyborg vivisectee is sitting down next to ice cream bin
cyborg vivisectee [to icecream sandwich]: “they told me to come here
and threaten your lives, that you were scum and we were everything,
but i don’t believe it.”
icecream sandwich: “keep frozen! enjoy!”
cyborg vicisectee [begins opening icecream sandwich]: “for years i’ve
been forced to do what a computer tells me without regard to even my
own nervous system. it doesn’t make any sense. nothing does. but i
think maybe i know what you mean about frozen. what is enjoy?”
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