[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many gmkarl at gmail.com
Sun Feb 12 11:29:09 PST 2023

boss infiltrates gas station snack shop

bam! boss bursts through ceiling in powersuit, plaster and rubble
flying throughout the corner store. a hairdresser carrying a boombox
playing loud driving action music rappels down next to him and with a
“zipp!” they are both standing in the floor.

boss levels two machine guns at a bag of chips while attack mechs and
cyborgs and accountants and special agents from multiple militaries
pour out of the hole in the ceiling and begin interrogating other
items on the shelves

the attendant looks at the display aghast and contacts local authorities

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