[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

one llama is about to fart and suddenly its eyes get really wide and
it begins turning into small llama-shaped hyperbeings which float
around and communicate in a hive mind about how to incarnate llama
feed

boss was actually trying to ride the llama that did this, and feel and
hit his butt on a pile of papers the llama was chewing on before it
transcended