[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

other llamas begin experts at advanced spy skills such as:
- clogging hallways
- clogging toilets
- making dignitaries uncomfortable
- discrete odorous chemical discharges at crux meetings
- distracting security wotkers, executive assistants, engineers, and
anybody else
- looking incredibly cute at the worst possible time
- ganging up on uncomfortable members of opposing factions and confusing them

the computer system soon automatically dispatches llama herds across the world