[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Computer: “Hello, world.”
Boss: “Print!”
DictatorSoft: “Printing code.”
Specialist: “Print hello world, Boss! Print hello world!”

Boss, Specialist, and DictatorSoft Robotic Butler all begin dancing!

Boss: “Print hello world!”
Printer: [prints “Hello, world!”]
DictatorSoft: “Your code compiles!”
TV Camera: “Hello!”

Boss [looking at picture of Grassroots Activist under guillotine]: “Execute!”

Computer: “Hello, World!”