[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Boss: “I don’t want to write code! I don’t want to!”
Specialist: “Hello, World, Boss. Hello, World.”
Boss [to TV Camera]: “Hello, World.”
World: “Hello.”
DictatorSoft: “Your code compiles.”